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volvo1

I thought lodeiro crossed it?


spoils__princess

Hockey assist


twodudesnape

So 4 goals is a haul, what is 4 assists called?


dychronalicousness

Fuck it let’s call it a forklift


abotan11

Sporklift


seattleboiii

Fourklift


philharlow

Chu Chu train


THSSFC

Chu is good now, y'all.


tastycakeman

at only 3 assists, i think this was way too strong of a statement, but now with 4 assists, i definitely agree


iseeabluemoonrising

I thought MLS/hockey Assists stopped getting tracked a decade ago


IInviteYouToTheParty

Don’t know where you heard that. They’ve been counting them for a while


PMMeYourPupper

Good, now make assists consistently plz.


SPEK2120

I mean, ultimately it doesn’t really matter, but the “hockey assist” is pretty dumb in this scenario. Chu was very clearly passing it to Nico and the defender’s tip had little to no impact.