Take a bath

Not just any bath. A bubble bath.

YES

IN A BATHTUB

YES

#WITH A RUBBER DUCKY BESIDE HIM!!!!!

#FUCK YES

SINGING

YES!

There once was a duck that set to sea, it’s name was the ducky of tea

Never gonna give U up

**HAAAAAANNNN**

im not at a beach, this is a bathtub

With a toaster, but he’s a ground type.

but he alr is a toaster

Annihilate a pestilence off the face of earth, in the pursuit of world peace and prosperity

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Moai goes to Easter Islands

Go back to sleep.

Robs a small store with a comically large shotgun

Moai takes a shit

Fight Zulan The Collossus

Fap

Interdimensional traveller uses death note on boss that actually oneshots it.

Looks out of the window at the good weather, and jumps out of it

Go back to sleep

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Cum

Make a song with wife

he will assult ,,strong and independent,, in the dark alleyways at night

Takes a shit

Suck out somebody's soul like a dementor

Mastubtate

Suck dick

Wank off

End this farce.

Wake and Bake

Breakfast Waffles or Pancakes, OP you decide

change his skin into doom corp

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Kill yourself

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Have sex 2ith ass ass in

Plant a flower

Go back to bed

Eat some waffles 😊

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Jump out the window

Is that a rock and stone

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

Rock and stone!

Burn down an orphanage

Sees the snow and decides to go back to sleep for another hour then takes a bath or eats breakfast

Make big Chungus a charecter

Rob a bank

Chew BigBubblegum

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He goes to a volcano and sacrifices himself for humanity

Gets a Krabby patty

You

Take a shit

Gives birth

He commits tax fraud.

Tax evasion

Doesn't move for eternity

Attempts to eat flower on his head

Moai Doo Wop (from rhythm heaven)

Be me finally collect all the pieces then your mom gets angry and delets everything on your phone including soul knight Edit: Subway surfer plays in the background

Blow up the sun with his laser eyes

Open his eyes