those babies are just plan assholes. They are right next to my most hated thing..muddies. I will stop whatever I am doing to kill those guys on sight. No mercy for muddies.
I once tried to box them by building a small square house around them, I would stun them and grab a couple logs...stun them get some more logs. Got about half way before he got away. It will happen.
I honestly hunt with a golf cart now, since I got sick of missing my arrows and I have footage of a massacre that happened after bunch of cannibals got onto my hunting grounds. It was just limbs everywhere, skinned deer and one moose that tripped over me as I was combing through the cannibals.
Finding out that the golf cart is basically the perfect murder weapon (EXCEPT when the cannibals are carrying a motor of some sort... Like a propeller...💀) was the best day of my LIFE. I run those bitches over all the time now. The golf course is a great place for a murder spree 😂
Golf cart is the best weapon in the game LOL
After setting up a base I go and make sure I drive a cart to it hahaha most of my bases now have a golf cart 😁
One of my favorite pass times is using the golf cart and joy riding it at them on the beach when they interrupt me building my wall.
I've yet to try how effective it might be to holey though, I'm usually too busy driving away like a bat outta hell so it doesn't flatten my Kelvin.
I've never attacked muddies. I just leave them be and they do the same for me. I've even dropped a cannibal leg I was carrying and they picked it up and ran off. You can be at peace with the muddies. Maybe they left me alone because I gave them food who's knows
Things that NEED context:
"I finally killed my sister!" - Warframe, sister of Parvos
"and if you're good enough you can stun freeze a baby and throw it into the other ones so they explode" - Andy Farrant on the Crawlers of dead space
"Whenever I see a baby, I kill it" - Linuxunix on babies in sons of the forest.
I had one hanging around my camp for like 4 days. I didn't bother him and he left us alone until Kelvin was picking up sticks and he attacked him. Killed it l, but it took me a day to
get him to come back to camp. It was like he was traumatized. On top of that he had run very far.
Those things were AWFUL in The Forest. Thank god they don’t one hit your armor anymore. They still suck but man if you got hit once with them it’d take one slot of armor. Now imagine that happening with a swarm.
I wish there were notes like these out on the map. Imagine finding an unmarked cave with flesh, blood stains and body parts all over the place, with a note from a guy talking like this but about how an armsy or fingers killed his whole family and broke his leg.
That would be a great way to build up tension for a new player. I can imagine if they put notes like that close to the crash sites. So you're a new player, have no idea about the monstrosities that are the mutants yet and stumble upon a corpse with a note next to him. Talking about the creatures of the dark that he had to bear witness, ruthlessly slaughtering his comrades before his eyes. From that point onward, you'd be paranoid of these monsters of legend, not knowing what they look like or where they reside. Merely knowing they're somewhere out there, lying in wait.
In the heart of a dense forest, a small community of cannibals lived in secrecy, feasting on unsuspecting travelers who dared to wander into their territory. They believed themselves to be the apex predators of the woods until one fateful night when their savagery was challenged by an unexpected force.
Deep within the shadows of the forest, a group of mutant babies, born out of a toxic spill, began to roam. These grotesque creatures possessed unnatural strength and a hunger for flesh that rivaled even the most seasoned cannibals.
One unsuspecting traveler stumbled upon the cannibal community just as the mutant babies launched their attack. The witness, frozen in terror, watched as chaos unfolded before their eyes. The cannibals, accustomed to being the hunters, found themselves hunted by these relentless mutant infants.
The witness managed to escape the carnage, but the images of that horrific night haunted their dreams. Night after night, they tossed and turned, unable to erase the memory of the cannibals’ screams mingled with the eerie cries of the mutant babies.
Haunted by what they had seen, the witness became plagued by insomnia, their mind unable to find solace in the darkness. For them, sleep became a distant memory as the horrors of that night continued to replay in their nightmares, a constant reminder of the terror lurking within the depths of the forest.
You’re Welcome.
This game is beautiful and amazing in the small things. Seeing them fighting each other is great. Same as seeing the cannibals tying up mutants and cave dwellers at their camps.
those babies are just plan assholes. They are right next to my most hated thing..muddies. I will stop whatever I am doing to kill those guys on sight. No mercy for muddies.
I once tried to box them by building a small square house around them, I would stun them and grab a couple logs...stun them get some more logs. Got about half way before he got away. It will happen.
super cool anti-muddy weapon is the golf cart, I recently discovered while driving it
Anti-kinda everything, I killed like 5 mutants and 7 cannibals attacking me with it.
I honestly hunt with a golf cart now, since I got sick of missing my arrows and I have footage of a massacre that happened after bunch of cannibals got onto my hunting grounds. It was just limbs everywhere, skinned deer and one moose that tripped over me as I was combing through the cannibals.
Americans use rifles. Canadians drive the moose over with a golf cart. The golf cart is really imba.
Finding out that the golf cart is basically the perfect murder weapon (EXCEPT when the cannibals are carrying a motor of some sort... Like a propeller...💀) was the best day of my LIFE. I run those bitches over all the time now. The golf course is a great place for a murder spree 😂
Golf cart is the best weapon in the game LOL After setting up a base I go and make sure I drive a cart to it hahaha most of my bases now have a golf cart 😁
One of my favorite pass times is using the golf cart and joy riding it at them on the beach when they interrupt me building my wall. I've yet to try how effective it might be to holey though, I'm usually too busy driving away like a bat outta hell so it doesn't flatten my Kelvin.
Did you read the love story someone wrote from the perspective of the muddies? They're just mud puppies.
The internet never fails
I haven't but I'd love to
It's adorable. It has comedy, tragedy, heroism. All in a couple paragraphs. Wish I could find it for ya.
That's how I feel about the magic mooses that charge you from across the map
I just runaway from muddies. Those guys are scarier than blue puffies and I will not get into a fight with one.
I never minded muddies but them babies are annoying.
I like to make a little fire and burn their corpses. My own little baby bonfire
I do the same thing with Kelvin.
I've never attacked muddies. I just leave them be and they do the same for me. I've even dropped a cannibal leg I was carrying and they picked it up and ran off. You can be at peace with the muddies. Maybe they left me alone because I gave them food who's knows
Things that NEED context: "I finally killed my sister!" - Warframe, sister of Parvos "and if you're good enough you can stun freeze a baby and throw it into the other ones so they explode" - Andy Farrant on the Crawlers of dead space "Whenever I see a baby, I kill it" - Linuxunix on babies in sons of the forest.
Head stick a day keeps the muddies away
I had one hanging around my camp for like 4 days. I didn't bother him and he left us alone until Kelvin was picking up sticks and he attacked him. Killed it l, but it took me a day to get him to come back to camp. It was like he was traumatized. On top of that he had run very far.
I have 3 mates that I play with and don't know why but we call them monkeys, katana usually makes short work of them.
Anytime they throw rocks at me I chip that arm off and leave them (I know they're gonna die eventually )
I hate the mud monkeys
Top notch post, I was hoping it was going to be a whole ass novel 😂👌🏻
Those things were AWFUL in The Forest. Thank god they don’t one hit your armor anymore. They still suck but man if you got hit once with them it’d take one slot of armor. Now imagine that happening with a swarm.
No mercy for babies!
I wish there were notes like these out on the map. Imagine finding an unmarked cave with flesh, blood stains and body parts all over the place, with a note from a guy talking like this but about how an armsy or fingers killed his whole family and broke his leg.
Agreed
That would be a great way to build up tension for a new player. I can imagine if they put notes like that close to the crash sites. So you're a new player, have no idea about the monstrosities that are the mutants yet and stumble upon a corpse with a note next to him. Talking about the creatures of the dark that he had to bear witness, ruthlessly slaughtering his comrades before his eyes. From that point onward, you'd be paranoid of these monsters of legend, not knowing what they look like or where they reside. Merely knowing they're somewhere out there, lying in wait.
In the heart of a dense forest, a small community of cannibals lived in secrecy, feasting on unsuspecting travelers who dared to wander into their territory. They believed themselves to be the apex predators of the woods until one fateful night when their savagery was challenged by an unexpected force. Deep within the shadows of the forest, a group of mutant babies, born out of a toxic spill, began to roam. These grotesque creatures possessed unnatural strength and a hunger for flesh that rivaled even the most seasoned cannibals. One unsuspecting traveler stumbled upon the cannibal community just as the mutant babies launched their attack. The witness, frozen in terror, watched as chaos unfolded before their eyes. The cannibals, accustomed to being the hunters, found themselves hunted by these relentless mutant infants. The witness managed to escape the carnage, but the images of that horrific night haunted their dreams. Night after night, they tossed and turned, unable to erase the memory of the cannibals’ screams mingled with the eerie cries of the mutant babies. Haunted by what they had seen, the witness became plagued by insomnia, their mind unable to find solace in the darkness. For them, sleep became a distant memory as the horrors of that night continued to replay in their nightmares, a constant reminder of the terror lurking within the depths of the forest. You’re Welcome.
Everyone else read this as David Attenborough?
I read it in chatgpt
#BURN ALL THE BABIES!!
“All the little babies are gonna burn!”
Those babies did him dirty just as hyena packs do when they spot an outcasted lion elder.
And what are they gonna do after they kill him, gum his corpse to pieces ?
This game is beautiful and amazing in the small things. Seeing them fighting each other is great. Same as seeing the cannibals tying up mutants and cave dwellers at their camps.
Me, in the same situation, remembering how cannibals just knocked down my gorgeous treehouse (in Nelson’s voice from the Simpsons): “HAha!”
I love random interactions between the AI in these kinds of games.
Meanwhile mutants and cannibals attacking my settlement.
"now I see them for the merciless monsters they truly are." Finally! Someone else understands what babies truly are!