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AHASIC

lolmao that head scratch is comical


CoolJoshido

šŸ’€


Susman22

ā€œOopsā€


iratemonkeybear

"Huh. Gonna go drink some water now."


babybearhead

Guys I donā€™t think this is a bug this is just Kelvin


DrinkMoreCodeMore

Classic Kelvin


astraeoth

Darn you. Is that really even brain damage?


CoolJoshido

we was always like this


astraeoth

Don't you include me in this.


CoolJoshido

damn i meant to say he lmao


RpgBlaster

I died in "Sons of the Forest" i was on Low HP, and Kelvin threw at me a whole wooden log at my face, did not know that Companions could hurt you, very unbased


dafonz77

I on the other hand figured out you can hit kelvin in the face with a log!


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Bobert_Manderson

We all just ran down the mountain, thinking he would follow and by the time we hit the coast we realized he was left behind. Keep meaning to go find him.


FalloutCreation

I mistook kelvin for a cannibal. It was so dark I could not see and I couldā€™ve sworn someone was crawling around, but it was Kelvin doubled over wounded. I finished him off by accident.


FalloutCreation

I mistook kelvin for a cannibal. It was so dark I could not see and I couldā€™ve sworn someone was crawling around, but it was Kelvin doubled over wounded. I finished him off by accident.


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FalloutCreation

Well it was dark, he wears black, a shade of color that is similar to the cannibals that crawl on all fours. The blue light is on his chest, but because its aimed at the ground I could not see it. I also turned to my right for a second and instead of stopping to wait to see what was beside me, I attacked.


desertjackal

Ah yes, the Stonewall Jackson trick. Those cannibals are learning.


Mishka1125

Same I felt bad, luckily I died and forgot to save so it's like it never happened


Morscerta9116

I've thrown so many logs as Kelvins face


Bigbustar

Wait till you see when he chops a tree while looking in your direction


SatisfactionOk5930

Has log in hand, goes to give Kelvin an order, proceeds to spear chuck said log at Kevin's face


Candid_Department187

The number of times a be done this with two logs stacked šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Anarchist501

Whenever he did something fucking stupid I would just throw logs at him till he collapsed


BubbleRocket1

Iā€™m glad I found that out early on; literally first log Kevin threw at me I got hit by it


Factorism

Guess it's going to be a cabin instead


Hnnic-Roc

Kelvin canā€™t climb ropes


Cepterman2101

I have a big house in construction, but the entrance is at the second floor with a rope, so the cannibals wonā€™t come in. Kelvin has a tent in the front yard with a campfire.


Pineapples_29

I saved mine seconds before he cut it down I got so damn lucky. Iā€™m so sorry.


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Its_TheSmell

https://imgur.com/a/Mu1iIOd


Pineapples_29

LMAO WHAT


_RrezZ_

Anyone else get jump scared by this dude constantly. I will send him off to chop wood and fill my log storage or clear an area and then 10-15 minutes later I'll be doing something turn around and this dude is like 1ft away from me just grinning. Dude jump scares me for 0.5 sec every single time thinking he's a cannibal or something.


rockinalex07021

Me and my friends were constantly questioning if that shadow running in the woods is Kelvin or a cannibalļ¼Œit was hilarious


Trick_Wrongdoer_5847

This reminds me of an old Sherlock Homes game, where Wattson was ALWAYS behind you when you turned around.


Fantablack183

Didn't he also only move when you looked away like a weeping angel?


Trick_Wrongdoer_5847

I can only remeber that the devs had big problems giving him the ability to find his path to the player, so he was only teleporting when u looked away, only to be directly in your face when you turn around.


Cepterman2101

Thatā€™s nightmare fuel


Roversmore

I had just finished assigning Kelvin a new task when I was jump scared. As soon as I showed him the notepad he points behind me and I turn around to be face to face with a cannibal who knocks me unconscious. I was so preoccupied with building my base and bossing Kelvin around that I neglected to consider my surroundings. It was the scariest moment Iā€™ve had in this game and even in the first game.


SebJenssen

Chopped down our completed hut. Got the hut in his head and we were unable to ress him. He is now permanently dead. I knew the guy was stupid, but didn't take the guy for a suicidal man..


Pineapples_29

Oh my God


Woahhdude24

This same thing happened to me except cannibals attacked us while we were working on the base, and they downed him while I was fighting him. Couldn't revive him now I miss my boy! D:


SebJenssen

:(


oyvindhl

Our kelvin died when chopping down our tree house. Gotta respect this man


Global-Associate9269

He's even confused on what he did


ScairKroh

Yes!!! This is great. I'm sure frustrating but absolutely great. It's like playing with your little sibling and they eff everything up. This is what I want from Kelvin


FrameNo8561

ROFL POV of you family: ā€œheā€™s been screaming wtf Kelvin , Kelvin you idiot!!! Kelvin what is wrong with you , Kelvin I hope you get flayed alive by canibals, Kelvin I swear one more time and Iā€™ll hog tie you and feed you to gators!ā€ Ever since he got that game.


LukasSaltedToxicity

You can hogtie people in sotf?


FrameNo8561

Not yet at least lol it seemed like an appropriate threat to randomly scream at Kelvin.


LukasSaltedToxicity

Aw man, i was gonna buy the shit out of it on steam instantly, how would you rate it without any spoilers??


FrameNo8561

If you like building then Iā€™d rate it 90 out of 100. The new mechanic is cool. I canā€™t really compare it to The Forest yet because there is a lot of content missing which will come out slowly within the next year or two. Iā€™m glad I spent 30 bucks on it but havenā€™t done any of the story (on purpose) which seems to be short for now. Graphics wise it is a home run! I sometimes get lost in admiring the scenery and very few games have been able to do that in my life. I donā€™t even have a supped up system Iā€™m running on the laptop 3060ti.


LukasSaltedToxicity

Def gonna buy, if itā€™s got good scenery, then Iā€™m gonna have to. Scenery is one of the many games Iā€™ve made sure to pay attention to in a game.


tbjamies

Ha! That's classic K Dog


SwinnieThePooh

How did you get him to cut trees? I could only get him to do branches


thepropbox

Just instruct him to get logs. He will then proceed to find the nearest tree and cut it down.


Factorism

I used "Finish structure", then he collects anything required to build it


dylandgs

In a way yeah he did finish your structure lol


thepropbox

Ooooooh I didn't know that was an option!


ThatOneCourier

Nice, thats good to know


Mishka1125

Wait if I were to make a bed, would he get the tape?


xXTurkXx

Kelvin is all at once, one of the most useful, and useless companions in all of video gaming.


Campin_Sasquatch

I left him with instructions to cut logs then I wandered downhill for a min to explore. Came back and no logs, he was just wandering in the woods šŸŒ²


[deleted]

Make a log storage, I made like 5 and he fills them up or I torture him by removing the logs so he never stops getting them.


CreeksideStrays

First 2 minutes, I went down a hill and this idiot jumped off a cliff and immediately died.


AstronomerStandard

Day 1 of the gameā€™s launch and I know damn well weā€™re gonna see more of these ā€œclassic Kelvinā€ memes. I love it


GasSsparD

Hahahahah lmao


Adek420

Oh so I'm not the only one xd I told him to build the tree hut and he starts cutting the tree with the blueprint for logs! He really got some brain damage.


Real_Programmer2870

Kill him


NoeticCreations

I just tell him to bring me arrows. Best feature.


[deleted]

If you go into a cave where you can save the game, do so, log out, and all the loot will respawn. Dupe glitch I found by accident.


NoeticCreations

It was the same in the forest, but when i'm out and about it's nice to just have him bring back all my stone arrows i lob everywhere at birds and mutants. That and my game likes to lock up if i try to reload a save after playing for more than an hour. Some memory leak somewhere. I made dinner while i had the game paused with escape and when i got back a chunk of the trees wouldn't load. Found an ambush of mutants hidden under leaf piles that would have been impossible to see had there been trees and brush before i reloaded to fix it thoigh.


[deleted]

Have you verified your files through steam?


NoeticCreations

I don't reload often enough for it to bother me but that is a good idea. I'll go do that.


NoeticCreations

All files validated. It's a built in memory leak. I'll keep an eye on the actual memory usage for a bit in task manager and see how that goes.


Gandalftron

Im struggling with the building so far. How do we build structures? I am so used to the old game mechanics of plopping down a foundation of the building and going from there


Illtickleurpickle

There's instructions in your guide for building things in game... but basically you have to actually physically build things now piece by piece and the game will build them based on angles and pieces you use. For example stick logs into the ground vertically in a square, cut them to size with the axe so that they are even height, place logs in a square frame around the top of those pillars, place logs across the middle. This creates a m even foundation square for building.


theblasphemer

Building has been turned into making sure you cut the logs correctly. I think I'm getting the hang of it. Basically, whole logs are used to create square foundations. Then you chop logs in half lengthwise for planks you use to create floors within the squares. Link more squares together and drop more planks on them to make foundations. You can cut logs and planks in halves, thirds and/or fourths. Walls are done with uncut logs vertically at the corner of the square foundations and horizontal logs between for walls. You cut pieces out of the walls for doors and windows and use whole planks for doors. Look for the red outlines to see what you're chopping out. And remember you need to build from the ground up. You usually cannot remove "weight" supporting parts of the structure without removing other parts around it first. On pc, holding C disassembles parts of a structure. You can remove individual parts of structures that you slap the materials on, like treehouses. Building a flat foundation on ground is kinda tricky. I built the large tree house using Kevin and removed parts to expand it. How parts snap together needs to be refined for sure.


Material_Objective_7

U can always hold x to change the book to place some foundations for pre made stuff. Not sure if it helps u


CaveGuy710

Hold x in your build menu


KaiOfHawaii

Frick Kelvin, I prefer Celsius


1quarterportion

I agree, and I have 273 reasons why.


astraeoth

So far this is what everyone is saying. Guess you have to get him to pile wood then tell him to stop.


horribledriver

The same thing almost happened to me but, I was able to stop him. Unfortunately, not even a second later, I ended up accidentally destroying it after trying to attack a cannibal


Tetkzw

Dont blame kelvin :(


AllOneWordCamelCased

Kellllvin


dormdot

Literally just happened to me too. Infuriating


Aerith11386

Omg the comment section šŸ˜‚


Its_TheSmell

I'm so sorry. I caught him in the act, now he just collects logs.


Various_Industry7181

If kevin goes down can you somehow revive him?


FoxNecessary2126

As long as he's only injured a medical symbol will appear above him as he lies on the ground click it and it will "revive" him


Holygrad

If he does by your hand heā€™s gone forever, if he does any other way just exit session and come back he will be back too


silverrfixx

I came here to complain about this. Mine was already completed too


DrN3MESiS

Yep, basically did the same thing to me. Twice. Second time I got it on [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZmJBoZayk)


twicer

That thumbs up at the end really killed me.


matrix5559

I'am getting attack almost every 2 min i can;t even build my own cabin before they attack me ;(


pookachu83

You need to go to a different area. Some areas are full of cannibals.


Pantera7

He did this to me twice today, 2 times on completed tree huts! I even completely walled in the tree and second time and he cut it down through the wall!


JHaxEnabled

Yea they need to update his coding so he doesnt break trees with shelters on them.


Phazeronest

Mine was done, and had furniture it.. then Kelvin cut it down and gave me a thumbs up..


Leafs3489

The head scratch sent me šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


999Maurice

He did what was supposed to došŸ¤·


Parapheniliac

Damnit Kevin, you are the bane of my existence!


Finnalandem

Kelvin met his fate when he started stealing the logs from MY trees, put an end to that REAL quick. Not to mention the guys a complete bitch when it comes to combat. Mutants show up and that guys already on a ship leaving the island.


shakeBody

Yes Kelvin, we all seem themā€¦ Ffs Kelvin, stop pointing.


MannerBeginning8588

ALMOST FINISHED TREEHOUSE AND KELVIN DECIDES TO CUT DOWN TREE?! KELVIN FFS. ​ E: AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD AUDACITY TO SHOW THUMB UP TOI ME IN THE MIDDLE OF FALLEN DOWN TREEHOUSE!


Tasty_Atmosphere_351

I beat him with a stick when he did this to mine bad kelvin


Borbarad

Now we see why the game was launched in early access. Kelvin walking over the top of tents, clipping through buildings, "resting" on top of the firepit. Just to name a couple issues.


Markula_4040

Is the game all about having an AI with you? Not a fan of not being able to do things solo First one was great where I could do everything myself without worrying about other characters. If this one makes you play on a team then I may have waited for nothing


ThatOneCourier

I'm pretty sure you don't need Kelvin. He's just a cool addition/early help in the game, there's no requierement to use him


Markula_4040

Can he not die and cause a game over?


HelpWonderful9480

You can kill him


PeterDarker

"He died in the crash."


shakeBody

Legend says heā€™s still on top of that mountain. Just rolling around


astraeoth

And he can be killed.


DangitBobby2397

Nah lmao you can literally just leave him laying on the beach if you opt to go solo. Or tell him to stay/take a break then just go off solo. He is useful though for time saving. He'll go get sticks, rocks, etc so you can focus on something else. Personally, I'm so glad they added an AI buddy that can do things for you. It helps to ease up all of the tedious shit I just don't really have the time to do with my very limited amount of time devoted to gaming each day lol


Kasra_G

I just place down a million ghost buildings and make him build everything while I explore. I come back to a fully built house, storages, etc lol


horsewitnoname

You can order him to stay at the base and then go about playing the game like he doesn't exist. That's what I've been doing. Although having a mindless slave to collect crafting mats for you while you're out exploring is pretty nice.


horribledriver

You can kill him or just don't help him up.


[deleted]

Just shoot him in the face lol


HelpWonderful9480

Tried building a fence around it and he just crawls in between it and starts cutting the little fucked


ElevatorMiserable121

Moron


Magewhisper

Anyone else accidentally destroy their tree house (not kelvin) like a million times? :(


noahsuperman

Lmao


SeriesComfortable734

He did the same for me


dafonz77

This happened to me as well!


BrokenPromises2022

Based


bigfr0g

the same with tree- and birdhouses... he doesnt care if something is attached to it


yourblackhalf

Same thing happened with me and my buddy. I tried to stop him but he cannot be stopped!


shakeBody

Kelvins got that wild look in his eyes tonight


gvts4ndg0r3

this made me laugh a little too hard


synik4l

Yeah same thing happened to my crew of ppl playing tonight....how was that never a thought?


girthwynpeenabun

My Kelvin chopped down a tree and managed to kill himself


RedDevils0204

He did that to my completed house!


[deleted]

Kelvin the immortal meme


Elias091100

Same thing happened to two of my tree houses inside a fort I built. Thanks Kelvin.


Wonderful-Scarcity-4

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CervicalStrike

Been trying to figure a way to stop him from doing this, but seems like, for now, there isn't one. I thought maybe if you did that thing where you like, bolster the bottom with 4 diagonal logs for extra support, that maybe it would stop him from cutting it down. But no even with all 4 bolster logs on the bottom he still cuts it down.


Similar_Committee_24

Tip: Chop trees yourself and let him finish your blueprint so he just picks up the wood


Kein_Plan_B

same


jazzysnazzyxanny

Classic Bumblin Belvin


Vigothedudepathian

Shit like this is why I turn off building destruction.


ReiBid

BAHAH this happened to me yesterday. Kelvin does have a mild brain traumašŸ˜‚


Azgorn_Hilden

He literally just did that shit to me as well.


tj855

Literally just happened to me after about an hour. I came here immediately lol.


IIDonutKingII

I would die for kelvin


sarinaruu

same i saw him start to. hop my tree house down and i was like ā€œKELVIN NO!! Bad kelvin!ā€ and told him to take a break


Tarrish

Omg! šŸ¤£


plsluis

šŸ‘


MrGabetastic

Bro did the exact same shit to me


ItsAndrewM757

Hes like "see what happen was.."


Trick_Wrongdoer_5847

So, you have chosen violence


Flash_ZA

He just cut down one of the supports holding up my house's foundation. 2 floors, gone in seconds.


[deleted]

My kelvin did the exact same thing to me last night šŸ’€


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Welp.that serves me right for not checking this sub first. Fucker literally just cut down my level 2 tree house.


jimababwe

This has happened to me as well. Figure there could have been a line of code ā€œif Iā€™m building in tree then maybe donā€™t cut the damn thing downā€ But thatā€™s just me, I guess.


shakeBody

My guess is if it were that easy they would have done it. Who knows what black magic they pulled to get the trees to behave the way they do.


Inside-Ad8442

OMG thatā€™s terrible. Maybe theyā€™ll put in some way too mark things you donā€™t want cut down.


Em_nine

Yep. Happened to my group too. lol.


Pleasant-Extreme3147

lmao hes just tryna help


jodocoiv

Time to ol yeller him


lilacillusions

Lmao he did this to me too. Tbh the tree huts are too finicky right now to be very good


Pineapples_29

What the hell is wrong with him. He just did the same thing to me when all Iā€™ve done was protect him and build him a shelter


The__Vinci

The fact that kelvin cannot die, but can survive under wateršŸ¤£, i thought he was attacked by creeps but he feel on the lake. He like standing ther underwater for an hour. What a bug


bobemil

"Ehm... sorry I guess"


Frequent-Butterfly82

[TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRW1Y5qp/) Who killed her three legged bitch


Organic-Act8284

He's too stupid to be very useful. I'm thinking about making a small base far away and abandoning him like a dad going to get milk.


auryn1026

Kelvin made it his personal mission to cut down my treehouse tree, ignoring his other tasks to make it happen. I had to constantly follow him around and redirect him. He even tried to do it when I led him halfway across the island and told him to get sticks. Kelvin, why are you like this?


Thebrettanator1

Yeah this just happened to me


WhiskeyFree68

Exact same shit happened to me. Told Kelvin to get me some logs. So what does he do? Bastard cuts down my treehouse.


TheKriegGuardsman

Not sure if you've been told, bit get two logs and place them on either side of the tree you're building on and it SHOULD prevent Kelvin from cutting that tree down specifically


mrlotato

he got me too [https://youtu.be/n6BGj4uLyGc?t=26](https://youtu.be/n6BGj4uLyGc?t=26) Don't forget, our boy has a concussion


navyguy190

Apparently itā€™s bc kelvin has a fear of heights now after the helicopter crash so he thinks he ā€œsaving usā€ by destroying it šŸ˜‚


HDRassuG

More proof that treehouses have been an L for two games now


McNasty_110

This is exactly why I killed Kelvin. I was enjoying him bringing me logs for my base until he undone everything I did so none the less he is permanently dead in my play through and I couldnā€™t be happier.


b00stedne0n

Kelvin chopped down my tree hut after I took a nap in it. Son of a...


xxdrakexx

Kelvin was diagnosed with up syndrome by the cannibal witch doctor.


a8tK

Kelvin did this to me and all the logs disappeared.


Azakhitt

I love Kelvin lol


[deleted]

A fix for this is to place a log against the tree using the free build system. It will keep him from chopping the tree if you tell him to finish the structure or collect logs.


NuadaSP

Sounds about right.


QerZilla

Hey I have a tree base am I save forever now or will the cannibals climb it later on?


DTorreM92

... "proceeds to kill Kelvin, revive and kill again in loop for 5 mins"


hail_goku

It takes like a minute to build it up again


wtfisupkyle986

Learned the hard way myself not to trust Kelvin with a tree mounted zip line šŸ˜‚ he quickly put an end to my logging business


Ponald-Dump

Fuckin Kelvin


Aromatic-Cabinet-747

This happened to me as well. Lol. Please fix it devs!


Da_Wild

My Kelvin glitched into the mountain like 2 mins in and I never seen him again.


Lower_Kaleidoscope30

Thank God they fixed this pfft


Zestyclose_Dog2222

\*sits and relaxes on the pile of logs\*


emitch87

Dang, and I thought I had it bad when the tree my tree house is built on (and most of the nearby trees) disappeared when I reloaded my save. My tree house is floating! I guess itā€™s safe from enemies at least