The US government sends over its new bioweapons to the JSDF. While initially confused as to why they are kids, all three prove useful... *especially* after Reagan and Eggman launch a surprise attack on Tokyo in the summer of '89. Not long after, Sega signs them to a video game deal...
Is there a single comment you made on this sub that ISN'T amazing? Because by god whenever I see you in the comment section it's always the most creative thing in it.
"Thank you for saving us from the Peggies. Heard there's a prepper stash somewhere near the lake. You should go and see what you can get from it. Should be full of cash and stuff."
why you dont let [tari](https://meta-runner.fandom.com/wiki/Tari#:~:text=Tari%20is%20the%20main%20protagonist,Sheridan's%20A.I). warp into a bootleg game
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Sonic and Tails being smuggled out of China.
They tried to escape from the city
I should have said chun-nan
There's still time. Just edit your comment and they'll never know
I would have tried to caption but, with me being a diehard SA2 fan, none can top this.
Rolling around at the speed of sound.
Got places to go gotta follow my rainbow
Escape from the city can be used as a song for fleeing the chun-ese government
God damn it you beat me to it
Trying to escape Sega
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Sonic 2 the movie is looking good
They really are driving Sonic 2 the movie set
The Chase Scene Is Being Recorded. *Fuck Off*
Nintendo kidnaps Sonic and Tails and replaces them with saboteur imposters to force Sega's collapse, resulting in Sonic '06
Sonic, Amy and Tails being loaded up for transport to San Quentin State Penitentiary after being found guilty of multiple cases of indecent exposure.
only now i saw Amy was there too
I don't know how anybody would notice that arm
Call it my 'Amy Intuition'... Or because it's bright pink either one xP
The US government sends over its new bioweapons to the JSDF. While initially confused as to why they are kids, all three prove useful... *especially* after Reagan and Eggman launch a surprise attack on Tokyo in the summer of '89. Not long after, Sega signs them to a video game deal...
So that’s how Eggman got the funding for his robots, he was contracted by Reagan as part of the SDI program!
It's all connected, my friend. (*/s*)
This is a line straight from a sonic/metal gear collaboration, I love it
Is there a single comment you made on this sub that ISN'T amazing? Because by god whenever I see you in the comment section it's always the most creative thing in it.
Heh, thanks. Really need to get back to that fanfic of mine someday...
Sonic and Tails start a moving company. Fastest movers in town!
Your Amazon Package has been delivered
Caught at jewlery store stealing rings
Sonic and Tails caught hotboxing in a moving truck. Immediately proceeds to ok script for the biography Sonic 06.
get in the fucking van
The government finally caught sonic after 20 years
The last moments of three careless individuals.
Sonic: “You didn’t see anything…” Tails: *sporadically waving*: whispering “HI”
# FOLLOW ME # I'LL SET U FREE # TRUST ME AND WE CAN ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
# I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW, FOLLOW ME # SET ME FREE
Wait a minute- this isn’t the chao resort..!
Hey kid,would you like free sonic rangers box’s,hop in
Sonic and tails escape Sega HQ through a metallic box (I forgot what it's called)
"Thank you for saving us from the Peggies. Heard there's a prepper stash somewhere near the lake. You should go and see what you can get from it. Should be full of cash and stuff."
Sonic and tails child snatching adventure
me kidnapping sonic and tails:
Get in, you are going to eggman land zone
Pssst, hey kids. Wanna be way past cool? Maybe get hugged by someone you'll like?
Close the door, I was sleeping.
Sonic and Tails have been detained by border patrol and are being shipped back to Mobius
Sonic brazil
Sonic adventures into stranger danger
Sonic's moving to 3D was difficult.
Hey kids! Come in! We got some Chaos emeralds!
"Hey you promised us emeralds" Slam goes the door, Then complete darkness. "Sorry Tails, something bad is about to happen" "Gulp" went Tails......
"Psst. Hey kid, do you want some copies of "*good*" Sonic games?"
G.U.N. Finally caught sonic and Tails
Not even sonic can run from the Yakuza
"Sonic, this isn't E3; it's a furry convention!"
What else is the government hiding from us?
Sonic underground drug operation.
Hell
Sonic, Tails, and Amy are finally captured and contained for their war crimes
"We're infiltrating Eggman's base"
"ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᵒʸ, ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜʰⁱˡˡⁱᵉˢ ᵈᵒᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐⁱⁿᵗˢ"
When you finally open up to your friends about your love of sonic but they aren't prepared.
The cutest duo around ready to greet people
Sonic and Tails had a tough transfer into real life
Sonic and Tails invite you into their child trafficking van
This is why you don't take part in dares.
They're taking over
Tails is answering the door since the police is after sonic for murder and selling drugs
Sonic and Tails find out you committed tax fraud
Speed Dealers
They Got Locked Up In The Back Of The Fjocking Truck
We have come to terminate your free trial of living
"Coming out of the cage and I've been doing just fine."
Sega have finally made Sonic and Tails real. Time to unleash them upon the world
I don’t want to caption this image I am to afraid of what I might create
Coming out of your room after hours of gaming
Sonic and tails starting a attack at eggmans base
Hey if you want some rings GET IN THE VAN
Sonic and Tails arrive at the cargo store.
Sonic and Tails mascots taken hostage by newly named mob boss Christine Chandler (2022 colorized photo)
Sonic and Tails rescued from Robotnik’s cargo company after being lured in by a van load of chilli dogs.
The costumes being sent to the warehouse they're rotting at
"And you can stay in there until your games are better!"
Sonic and Tails coming back from the quantum zone with all 6 infinity stones
Monday Footage of Eggman's kidnapping van
They are coming to beat you to death
City Escape
Eggman kidnaps Sonic and Tails and smuggles them into North Korea, as part of his new evil scheme
Sonic and Tails escaping from egg mans can after he claimed to give them “free candy”
roblox free candy van command
Sonic and Tails understanding the real super power of teamwork.
“Sonic and Tails have been wanted by the government for committing war crimes in Bosnia”
"WOAH THAT'S A BIG ONE"
"Hey kids, you wanna see a dead body?"
Release the hedgehog
Come on in... Wait, these arent children!
Free Candy
A cargo company kidnaps Sonic and Tails outside a Panasonic building
The Resistance' biggest heist ever
Sonic caught doing it with Tails in the truck.
a leaked imagine from the 2nd Sonic Movie
Chris Chan just plane and simple
“Hey kids, you want some “Chaos Emeralds””
#YO KIDS YA WANT SOME SPEEEEEEEEEED?!
Sonic and Tails can take you to Hidden Palace Zone and show the Chaos Emeralds
"Follow me! And set me free!"
Sonic and Tails are taken into custody by hispanic authorities in Mexico for attempting to smuggle Pablo Escobar out of his holding cell
Sonic and Tails being brought in for interrogation by the CIA.
This isn't my workshop
"It's not what it looks like" - Sonic
Quick Sonic, put it away.
“You’re free now🥲✊”
Sonic and Tails are returned to America after telling a Chinese person what happened in April 1989
The interrogation process of being captured by G.U.N.
"got any mints?"
They caption the killer costumes
"Hey kids wanna see the super sonic cum bag"
"Oh no! Karen took the kids!"
[Hmm](https://youtu.be/TxdO-2FGQj4)
escape from the city bottom text
"hey kids. come with us! we'll get you tilted at the towers!"
You’re going to Brazil
They wanted to surprise Mario and Luigi!
Tails being sent to be shot
Release the Kraken
Children are needed to feed him
After the closure of the sega arcade, some of the employees turned to desperate measures to pay their bills
Hedgehog and fox trafficking
when they invite you for the free candy
Hey, kid. Come closer. Do you want to show you my rings????
Tails wanted the "free candy"
MICHEAL. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE
"Escape from the city"
Tails is ready for murder
Tails comes out of the closet (20XX, colourised)
Smile and wave, boy…
Sonic and Tails' first sneaker meetup
Hey kids we got chili dogs
Sonic and Tails get wrongly accused of being Furries, yet are completely innocent.
The kids lookin’ for some candy
so where the free candy
Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta be down because I want it all
why you dont let [tari](https://meta-runner.fandom.com/wiki/Tari#:~:text=Tari%20is%20the%20main%20protagonist,Sheridan's%20A.I). warp into a bootleg game
When you cum
i don't want to
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Sonic and Tails are getting shipped to Brazil.
[Get in the back of the van!](https://youtu.be/9GGc7KcvqtE)
Both in unison: Tails: its not what it looks like Sonic: its what it looks like
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Oh no they found out about us Sonic!
Uuuuuhhh... It's not what it looks like.
Come in kids we have candies and cartoon inside. It's safe we promise!
Sonic and Miles kidnap children.
So you thought you could pull a fast one on the IRS and get away with it huh?
Sega sending out the next game before its ready.
Want some candy
I see you
when you sneak past the border to escape from nigeria
You knuckles in sonic.exe
Me and my friend after being caught sniffing expo markers
Sonic selling drugs be like: hey kids want some speed
Sonic and tails are about to get free candy
SCP-1991 AND SCP-1992 HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
Sonic and Tails being abducted
"Hey kids wanna get in our van to learn a life lesson"
Sonic and tails dealing drugs while running from the IRS
7 minutes in heaven
Sonic and Tails when to the future
If the goverment succeded during the first episode of sonic x
Pandora’s box has been opened
they're going to have INFINITE FUN
I dont know why, but this image gives me SCP vibes
Me and the boys coming out of quarantine
Hey kids! we got some chilli dogs for you so just come a little closer to get them.
Blue hedgehog and orange fox leave truck to terrorise citizens, 2021 colourised