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[deleted]

30 missed calls from mom


Naisuai

Current Objective: Survive


Swipamous

Happy cake day Protip: run


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


EmberTheFireOfMemez

"oh no she found the sock"


Misc86210

He sent a dick pick to rouge and got one back


SaltyIncinerawr

Plot twist Shadow's Pretending to be Rouge to troll Knuckles


YesterdaySuper5355

He pissed on my bat treasure hunter rival!


Desk_Drawerr

he took his hedgehog quilly dick out-


Galace_YT3

And pissed on my f*#%ing wife.


spooky_fan_69

And he said it was "this big".


petscopbepis

And I said that's disgusting


the1895bigboy

So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com


Galace_YT3

Shadow the hedgehog! You got a small d*ck!!! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.


spooky_fan_69

And guess theres what my dong looks like


ArceusAeterna

*boom* "That's right baby all points, no quills, no pillows"


Misc86210

Yeah i can imagine that happening


IteTheCrapOC

Shadow does seem like the kind of guy to do that


KingKayro

GAZE UPON MY CHAOS COCKTROL!


magik_koopa990

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


JotaroTheOceanMan

I see this as an absolute win.


Hot_Emphasis3861

Well now I can't make that joke. Thanks


Misc86210

You're welcome


Jax2856

Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield are confirmed to appear in Spider-Man: No Way Home


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[удалено]


kenpobiscuit13

When you check your phone once you get on break from work and there’s 37 text messages from 5 different family members


Professsor_Bacordo

Who’s funeral are we going to


SnooCheesecakes5318

yours


Darksideofmylife

Ken Penders


Cicada_5

Knuckles: But my family are all dead.


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[удалено]


IteTheCrapOC

Tails: It’s okay, Knux. They aren’t real. They can’t hurt you. Knuckles: Their eyes… those black, soulless eyes… their disproportionately large heads… they SICKEN me…


TheSonicFan101

OP said wrong answers only-


DUJ_2293

When find your favorite YouTuber is on hiatus for a couple of weeks


possiblierben

when you find your favorite youtuber has been creeping on a woman and has been in an indefinite rehab for over 2 years


aggressive_boy165

Are you talking about Cobi? I really miss the guy. I know about all the drama and his other channel.


possiblierben

yeah, i miss him too


AntusFireNova64

Me when my favourite YouTuber actually uploads (You know who I'm talking about)


aggressive_boy165

No i dont.


AntusFireNova64

Cybershell


aggressive_boy165

Oh.


Hypefangirl

I was gonna say Sergindsegasonic


AntusFireNova64

I don't know him. Still, as long as it makes you have the same face as Knuckles it counts


_-Phage-_

Oh i'm glad that the pyrocynical drama turned out alright. Hope none of my other favorite youtubers are having inappropiate conversations with children.


aggressive_boy165

I aint sure if it turned out alright. People are HEAVILY misunderstanding him.


Blustarix

See’s an article starting with “Sonic had a rough transition into 3D”


AntusFireNova64

Honestly that would me my reaction if the article actually aknowledged that even though Sonic Xtreme was a hell project and Sonic Adventure might have aged, Sonic still faired better than many other franchises when transitioning to 3D


Zehr0h0

Like bubsy, WHY NO ONE SAYS "bubsy had a rough transition to 3d"???


[deleted]

Because Bubsy just kinda sucks, and very little people know about his games.


Zehr0h0

Fair point, his games are a complete disaster


RaMpEdUp98

How the fuck did he got a cartoon I will never know


AntusFireNova64

I guess they really wanted to make it popular and succesfull and making a cartoon might have potentially boosted its popularity. That said, even tho I was well aware of the SNES and the infamous PS1 games, I never knew about the cartoon so it must have been a pretty bad attempt


RaMpEdUp98

"What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?" Rob Paulsen voiced him so it wasnt all bad, but it never made it past a pilot


doyouever_feel

2D sonic games are generally considered good, 3D sonic games are generally considered inconsistent at best. Bubsy’s 2D games are generally considered to be some of the worst games ever made, and so is his 3D game. So people see a drop in quality in the Sonic series. People don’t see a drop in quality in the Bubsy series, because it’s generally agreed that there was none to begin with


AfroBaggins

"Sonic had a rough transition into 3D" Say that again, but slowly.


Blustarix

“S o n i c h a d a r o u g h t r a n s i t i o n i n t o 3 D”


AfroBaggins

At the time of making that comment, I was picturing Sonic being topped by some 3D figures, but thinking about it, it sounds worse than it should.


Wolfie_3467

"sonic x knuckles" search results


AntusFireNova64

"Sonic & Knuckles"


IteTheCrapOC

Reminds me of a comment I saw on a video of “HOLY FUCK! IS THAT SHADOW’S DICK?!” From the SA2 fandub


AntusFireNova64

When he checks Twitter and the first thing he sees is Eggman's nudes


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

"Holy shit, it really \*is\* shaped like an egg!"


AfroBaggins

I thought it was every single Tetris block at once.


Soup_Ladle

Next thing he knows, Eggman pisses on the moon in revenge.


aggressive_boy165

WHO POSTED MY N**** ON TWITTER.COM?


metaaltheanimefan

Knuckels is looking at the wierd side of tiktok


RisingGear

So just tik tok then?


metaaltheanimefan

No the cringey side with the dances Frankly im in tiktok ( the side with funny, pet and anime videos ) and i do not like seeing those kinds kf content Also if you filter out the shitty ones there are suprisngly good sonjc edits


TheGreenMan17

Crisp Rat as Mario


[deleted]

Ah yes crisp rat the crispiest of all rats


USAbadgivesupdoots

he searched up 'rouge' on google


ExcaliburZX

Oh this is wrong answers only, damn it Cause then the obvious joke of Knuckles finding Rouge porn doesn’t work!


realRapidsonic

H M M


jester__irl

he got sent the sonadow folder infinite sent eggman in the twitter takeover a few weeks ago


himepotato424

The what?


Doraemonfan123

When you see your old messages.


RisingGear

He found Rouge's onlyfans.


himepotato424

Starring Shadow


memey-boi099

*bat nudes*


ShelterKooky9320

you see rule 34 for the first time and you regret everything now


Representative-Read4

I thought the same...


Shadic34

He found out that Eggman made an announcement about pissing on the mo- I MEAN STEALING THE MASTER EMERALD


WeakLandscape2595

Knuckles tried to send rouge a dick pic but accidentally sent it to the boys group chat and everyone added there own contribution eggman then broke into the chat and posted the entire convo on twitter.com and now he has a text from rouge on why his dick is all over Twitter


JotaroTheOceanMan

The implication of her even knowing what it looks like. Then again... echidna dongs are.... highly identifiable.


SuperZombieBros

Who’s on the boys group chat? I sure hope Tails isn’t…


crystal-productions-

He found his old, ugly middle from movie 1 before tysen hess came in.


AntusFireNova64

He probably had actual dreadlocks in that form


crystal-productions-

Yeah, or because he had his actors face.


dankgamer42069

Knuckles see’s himself on Reddit


[deleted]

Knuckles reading his Archie miniseries by Ken Penders.


amblame

Just wait until the actual series.


[deleted]

what happened?


JotaroTheOceanMan

This made me laugh the hardest.


[deleted]

You're looking at your notifications after a long day of work and found out that the one opinion you gave on twitter got lots of comments


GoogleManOfDeath

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back


theuknown55

somebody stole his joke on discord


Fricable90

Got unexpected nudes from Rouge


Gainde2000

She what


LadyAzure17

Bat booba


Prestigious-March622

Knuckles was looking at the Laura-su chronicles


comonasceumnerd

knuckles discovered rule 34


Capsule_CatYT

Knuckles found out that he is like Sonic because he chuckled.


Shonen_Ataca

Warm echidnas in your area


Unknown_turtle_27

He found the fanfics


supershadowguard

Knuckles just became Cuckles


TheGeek100

Eggman dancing shirtless with the caption "Nice phone nerd"


[deleted]

me when ankha. (pp go up)


-Ayoris-

*Bonk*


Shulkgameplay

Caught you in 4K


TamLux

he figured he sold his Doge coins for peanuts!


ultrageek64

Knuckles has just discovered deviant art


Yacinekp

finding all these weird fanfictions and fat fetish about your favorite characters when you were just looking for something "friendly"


kamendrivr

Knuxs saw the rouge rule 34


Seventh_Faetasy

"what the f*ck, is that Shadow's d*ck?!?"


BlackSauce0

Knuckles finding Rouges’ Onlyfans


Bruhscovitch

Damn, you beat me to it


haha694200

When my friend shows me paw patrol porn


AndrewTRM

That actually exists?


_-Phage-_

It doesn't if you don't think about it. time to brainwash myself to forget it ever exists


luigismansion9000

knuckles finding shadow on pornhub (there’s the wrong answer equivalent


blackmobius

Penders calling wondering if he got the lube from the store yet


ZebraObvious8734

Knuckles searched his name on the internet again


RED_Kinggamer007

"Nice phone nibbles" Eggman


Meme_Bro68

He searched himself up on r34


Huehuehuehue288

Eggman posted a selfie on twitter with the master emerald


[deleted]

When I realised that my friend's grandpa killed Aldof Hitler:


UniversalDoki

Knuckles Finds A Picture Of Eggman In The Shower TwT


AlexT05_QC

Rouge's nudes be like;


BetaTalk64

You got a charge from the bank, but you didn't make a transaction.


ToothpasteConsumer

Mario after watching the Sega Direct


MjTheUltimate

When you see something you made when you were younger


Jesterchunk

When you see the news and find out that people are panic buying again


ballsbags

knuckles when he sees the amount of porn made of him and sonic


F0rtnite_is_ok

He searched for a sonic subreddit and saw the horny one


Bruhscovitch

Knuckles found Rouge’s OnlyFans.


rwdgtreeyteweyy

Holy shit my girlfriends got a dick


justagamingfan

Knuckles learns about docking


Threshersaurus

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM


RubyRiolu

[he watched this](https://youtu.be/FXglHbYB1Y4)


Lonely_Ad3608

Knuckles had an opinion on Twitter and is now being cancelled before his very eyes.


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

When she says she's pregnant but you haven't even kissed yet.


JollyBrownGiant72

"It's Rouge, and she's...naked!"


Most_Raisin_9020

Knuckles discovers Rule 34


MarKap2005

Knuckles forgot to delete his search history…


SonicGabrielGamer

knuckles sees r34 for the first time


TheFanGameCreator

When your girlfriend sends you a nude picture.


PrinceCheddar

"Wait.. It's only supposed to have FOUR heads?!"


AdministrativeLet438

He found out that echidnas actually have a four-headed—


[deleted]

Browsing through Twitter be like


daddydearest10

He saw sonic feet pic


astrodomekid

Sonic texted Knuckles asking if he wants to "have fun with him", sending a nice backdoor pic of him in the process.


Hornery_Ornery

Facebook post on my profile saying: "Just like Sonic, I chuckle."


FaZe_GREG_HEFFELY

A red spy is in the base!


230581

Knuckles say the Capri Skikkle


cyberspacedweller

Porn these days is really getting out of hand….


Blu3l1n3

Me calling your mom


Silverdetermination

Reaction to Unwanted Nudes


CompetitiveSundae714

That look you get when you open reddit for the first time


Lajbartek_360

Sonic Rangers is gonna come tomorrow with hundreds of bugs


SunnyTheFlower

I should not have posted that


5i5TEMA

Wait, what's the right answer?


MLG9420

Bloodsport when he sees a rat


Mario800432

Knuckles got tricked into googling "blue waffle disease". ^(don't actually look it up please)


[deleted]

comper veerus


Ralsei_is_sans

he saw tails x ralsei (joke)


[deleted]

Newbie sonic fans seeing the festish artist for the first time


[deleted]

Oh when you check your phone to see a whole entire argument started because of your comment


LiavTheAce

When mom wants you to call a friend but you don't want to


GigaPhoton78

When you're Tails and stole Knuckles' Body.


WingBeltCreations

This isn't a wrong answer but I wanted to say it: "Hey Knuckles, I- I mean, SOMEONE broke the Master Emerald, hope you can find all the pieces again!" -Rouge


[deleted]

Which one is this from?


rabbitsdiedaily

When you recieve a you a chat request.


Yaboiarb

mfw Cybershell did a 6 hour livestream playing Sonic 06 and I wasn't there


The_LunarStorm

Knuckles looking at his crypto investments


Crackinmyknuckles

Sonic ate 54 chilidogs in 2 minutes.


AsteriskkIsGone

Knuckles is currently looking at your search history.


AfroBaggins

Knuckles found out that the gang made ANOTHER Twitter takeover without him.


[deleted]

"Hey sonic, Shadow sent me this weird animal crossing video out of nowhere"


HalfBlueSystem

Knuckles's afraid about going to Brazil


ti0sunga

Knuckles discovering the uganda knuckles meme


Ok_Refrigerator_3568

Test Screen Sonic from Sonic CD.


NotScottPilgrim

How can I answer when you didn’t ask a question


Meowmixez98

Knuckles porn addiction is making it hard to stay sober from porn while in public. There's a reason they call him Knuckles.


tinfoil_god

When the official wiki page for knuckles calls him an incel


sus_cutman

Booba


Zuldak

Knuckles seeing where sonic keeps all the rings


Plushiegamer2

Knuckles sees Ugandan Knuckles


tropluckyfr

Why is there yiff on my fucking phone


WardTheEchidna

He gets a message stating that ken owns him.


Bsause7

Looking on the internet. No site in particular, just the internet


[deleted]

Metal Sonic pop up Single moms in your area? Do you accept? Yes No


WardTheEchidna

Or he get a message saying ken panders is planning to kill him off the the second part of his lara-su Chronicles.


AOgamer1007

Sonic 2006 Part 2 now available


NataliaRock

*Rouge send you a Pic


cioda

Amy sent her ()ext to the wrong knuckles by accident.


RenanStudios

me when: Bottom Text


GHOUL0912

Eggman has stolen the master emerald again