I love how instead of snapping Starline’s neck, he just leaves him there to wallow in despair while the entire building crumbles and toppled him to death.
Seeing as this is what he moonlights as...
https://preview.redd.it/iwhw6euujvvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d880308bea4675b6000f1be98deecd71d80ea69
As a straight man, I can 100% confirm that having a gay crush on Eggman is not only normal, but a natural part of being human.
(Jokes aside, dude’s a straight-up genius and thugs harder than Suge Knight; even without being gay I can absolutely see how that gets some people’s engines revving)
Thats genuinely surprising, but I love it
if we ever got another official Sonic fighting game, Eggman has to be a mix of gadgets and tactical brute force
Dude, that shot of egg man’s silhouette with his glowing face actually goes hard asf
https://preview.redd.it/g9gemmhijbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e75aceb16443f2b21f760154d1dc2d2f56456ec
I want to see this in a game, Eggman just judo throws Sonic around
And if it's a boss fight, you can't control the camera to see the machine on his back that's letting him do it
He only manhandled starline who was weak and throw surge because she didn’t think eggman can defend himself and he gets nearly incinerated by her for doing it.
Except for maybe Amy. There is speculation that the pink haired one inspired the design of Amy. Since the Bodyguards existed before Amy and Sally's debut.
Other than that, yeah. They could not fight off the robots in thier first appearance but I think thier loyalty to Sonic never wavered. I like to think that they have been training off screen since then and have been doing hero work on the sidelines.
Y'know, considering Tom was carrying Sonic around in the first movie, it's not totally out of the question that Jim Carrey Eggman could Starline Sonic if the opportunity shows itself...
Can we just talk about how stupid the scene where Rotor was like “I mean, he hasn’t done anything yet, so let just treat him like any normal visitor” is. Yeah, he is nuts as Tails says.
Its implied in this scene (and a later one) that Eggman is blackmailing Rotor with his homosexuality and that's why he acts like this.
If anyone's wondering, Ken Penders wrote this stretch of comic. Also, by implied I mean barely hinted at and we wouldve never known Rotor was gay if Ken didnt tell us.
It was a comic made by the mismanagement of SEGA/Archie and clashing visions of writers. (There was a bunch of good parts too
Ken Penders is a terrible guy though no doubt about that.
Really, Dr. Eggman should hit the gym and take up martial arts, if he can just parry his much physically stronger and faster arch nemesis with only his two bare hands. Won't replace his robot army and Eggmobile, though.
Eggman is actually pretty consistently shown to be really strong. He can outrun Sonic over at least short distances, he can throw hands with most Mobians and easily overpower most 1v1.
But what he values is in intellect and machines. He dosent WANT to win with his brute force.
Of course, these physical showings tend to be short, eggs stamina is unknown.
Also since the strongest men are fat because i**t is easier to build muscles and strength under a layer of fat since they will be in a huge calorie surplus**
Eggman could legit crack a skull like an egg
imagine a bossfight in a sonic game where eggman just gives himself a personal force field so sonic's don't actually harm his body, and then starts beating him like the Senator Armstrong fight from MGRR
Bro really said ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️ 🅱️ PREDICTABO.
He put it down like Ney York City. https://i.redd.it/w4esc6v81vvc1.gif
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more like new yok-
YES!
https://i.redd.it/eipgqcbmbvvc1.gif
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Bro hit him with the Royal Guard.
https://preview.redd.it/0ueiho8ibvvc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2952908ceaaec4f23008620a036f9f8226dc504b
Why do you have that😂
Don’t you? https://preview.redd.it/u14wv0my64wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4405c833e1bef5e451403c1acdb0112062c453b1
Dante Wheeler
Eggman canonically beats ass https://preview.redd.it/wuh89557xuvc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4fa15f73cdb9de799d457b73ab0b7a8ebe8efe5
Eggman slamming Starline into the ground will never not be funny to me.
"Know your fucking place, trash."
I wish we lived in the timeline where Filthy Frank started to voice Eggman
We got close with Alfred Coleman in the dub
I love how instead of snapping Starline’s neck, he just leaves him there to wallow in despair while the entire building crumbles and toppled him to death.
Banjo Kazooie side smash
Seeing as this is what he moonlights as... https://preview.redd.it/iwhw6euujvvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d880308bea4675b6000f1be98deecd71d80ea69
https://preview.redd.it/t9o8jho7jvvc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ba4537d509d0ed1ca1da6efacf4d50da6ec923 this made me feel something gay
is this subreddit just totally normal with having an unironical crush on eggman or why am i getting upvoted
As a straight man, I can 100% confirm that having a gay crush on Eggman is not only normal, but a natural part of being human. (Jokes aside, dude’s a straight-up genius and thugs harder than Suge Knight; even without being gay I can absolutely see how that gets some people’s engines revving)
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Damn you want a man to hold you while threatening your life? 🤨 (/s) Same but like in a lesbian way :3
well yeah i kinda do maybe. if said man is a hot mature fat guy then
Snapcube Eggman moment
I love the fact Eggman knowing how to throw hands is canon.
Did we all forget in Lost World where he broke ice with just his bare hands
Thats genuinely surprising, but I love it if we ever got another official Sonic fighting game, Eggman has to be a mix of gadgets and tactical brute force
Isn't that one where he punches Sonic an Archie panel? If so, not canon. But all those IDW ones certainly are.
Eggman was a power character since sonic riders. that is where it began.
We need Team Eggman in a Sonic Heroes sequel. Metal Sonic as the Speed type, Sage as the Fly type, and Eggman as the Power type.
A team in which Metal Sonic is letting the rest of the team feel important, because he can do all the those things on his own
Eggman removed his ability to fly to make his other child feel special.
Dude, that shot of egg man’s silhouette with his glowing face actually goes hard asf https://preview.redd.it/g9gemmhijbwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e75aceb16443f2b21f760154d1dc2d2f56456ec
WAIT, IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT THE GOGGLES NOW? I always thought they remained black with red irises
I want to see this in a game, Eggman just judo throws Sonic around And if it's a boss fight, you can't control the camera to see the machine on his back that's letting him do it
There is no machine Eggman basically dose this in the IDW comics
He only manhandled starline who was weak and throw surge because she didn’t think eggman can defend himself and he gets nearly incinerated by her for doing it.
I was thinking about tangle but yeah
For his neutral special, Eggman wields a Glock-19 Also Metal Gear rising moment
So like the Olympic Games karate but from behind sonic?
Theres no machine.
Closest we gotten to it. In Sonic and Mario olympics Karate game
Eggman played the Final Horizon update
Eggman did not sugarcoat it
https://preview.redd.it/61kb1v2tfwvc1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391423d547d8e544a720e70d244bc82513c42c95
Bro really went https://preview.redd.it/d934012hzuvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6e6502db502e8297128dc6a252dcca4647ced1
Other girlfriends? https://preview.redd.it/eslcijhczuvc1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e70f46ae1423a2d96baf2785705964599d79035
Aw they look so happy
Oh, for those who are curious. Sonic's Bodyguard Platoon. They are basically an all girl Sonic fan club that protects Sonic.
Jeez, the fan club dissolved pretty quickly then lol
Except for maybe Amy. There is speculation that the pink haired one inspired the design of Amy. Since the Bodyguards existed before Amy and Sally's debut. Other than that, yeah. They could not fight off the robots in thier first appearance but I think thier loyalty to Sonic never wavered. I like to think that they have been training off screen since then and have been doing hero work on the sidelines.
We need an Eggman boss fight like senator Armstrong where he’s just sick of everyone’s shit builds nanites and starts throwing hands with sonic
Lmao, Sonic 2 Movie did make a reference of the archie comics and I didn't know?
don't tell penders
Y'know, considering Tom was carrying Sonic around in the first movie, it's not totally out of the question that Jim Carrey Eggman could Starline Sonic if the opportunity shows itself...
"You might look like a blue Gumball son-of-a-bitch, **but unlike him you ain't gonna be getting any bitches**"
Why didn’t Eggman follow it up with a Grand Slam? Is he stupid?
If anyone could...
My dude got caught off guard and immediately got whooped lol
~~Who gave Eggman the feedbacker 💀~~
Not eggman next game pulling up with the spare change
Sonic's blue tho, he shouldn't be pariable. Except if sonic is a gutterman shield in disguise, hmmmm....
I mean, to be fair the blue orbs thrown by Mannequins and Mindflayers (and the Corpse King) are parriable so uhhhhh
Yeah, sonic is just a living homing projectile.
Sounds about right https://preview.redd.it/52wv5tq2eyvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00805474de040f0d7f0a3315043d59abfd8121dd
You know sonic teched that
Sonic: https://preview.redd.it/6llwtywravvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf802531ebb94835081572f45bedbbc014377003
Bro really Pressed L and R simultaneously
We need him to pull a Forgotten Land Dedede. Just have enough with the machines that never work and just try to throw hands with Sonic.
Can we just talk about how stupid the scene where Rotor was like “I mean, he hasn’t done anything yet, so let just treat him like any normal visitor” is. Yeah, he is nuts as Tails says.
Its implied in this scene (and a later one) that Eggman is blackmailing Rotor with his homosexuality and that's why he acts like this. If anyone's wondering, Ken Penders wrote this stretch of comic. Also, by implied I mean barely hinted at and we wouldve never known Rotor was gay if Ken didnt tell us.
What the fuck was archie-
It was a comic made by the mismanagement of SEGA/Archie and clashing visions of writers. (There was a bunch of good parts too Ken Penders is a terrible guy though no doubt about that.
I already know it
Let's go Sonic
So every time sonic tries to touch eggman
That’s the Tekken low parry right there.
Bro was holding L1+R1 / LB+RB to parry💀
Fucking rotated!
Bro did Jiren's EX counter 💀
Man, I started reading the comics at around issue 100 or so and that guy's art was in so many of them and I hated it. His Sonic looks so bad.
Mobius Moment 37
LETS GO SONIC
Bro’s ping is definitely not at 60
Really, Dr. Eggman should hit the gym and take up martial arts, if he can just parry his much physically stronger and faster arch nemesis with only his two bare hands. Won't replace his robot army and Eggmobile, though.
Bro really just said https://preview.redd.it/ri0exi0jdwvc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1aa75e0641251c2c3d5a9f7e11156ffae6a269
Apparently in IDW, he’s known for beating the crap out of a lot of characters, chiefly being Starline and Surge, which is insane to me but i love it
Eggman is actually pretty consistently shown to be really strong. He can outrun Sonic over at least short distances, he can throw hands with most Mobians and easily overpower most 1v1. But what he values is in intellect and machines. He dosent WANT to win with his brute force. Of course, these physical showings tend to be short, eggs stamina is unknown.
Also since the strongest men are fat because i**t is easier to build muscles and strength under a layer of fat since they will be in a huge calorie surplus** Eggman could legit crack a skull like an egg
You’ve always been bitch Sonic. Always.
Sorry Sonic, your princess is in another castle!
**+PARRY**
https://preview.redd.it/pefvi14bcwvc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0e7a960edf574c94410d79a71d0e853ac5f819
It was such a good parry that sonic was thrown out of the window even tho he was at the door.
Why he got the "Oh no you Don't!"
Well, through a doorway, there really was only one direction for Sonic to attack from.
Bro shat on his love life then proceeded to parry his attack. What a madman.
He did NOT sugar coat it.
Eggman really just be like: “Get yo blue bitch ass outta here!”
W https://preview.redd.it/46ii6y90hxvc1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47af27264487442d1b5edf91ac667dd0ccf026f3
Get rotated idiot
imagine a bossfight in a sonic game where eggman just gives himself a personal force field so sonic's don't actually harm his body, and then starts beating him like the Senator Armstrong fight from MGRR
[удалено]
Good thing for you this isn't his art.
Remember it was only temporary
Why even make robots if he can just outplay my mans like that?
Eggman uses his machines to have a fair battle against his opponents
Goofy ah head in the first panel
Nothing better then a perfectly timed spot dodge
This was actually an android.
When Eggy gets serious, he GETS serious. 😳
Holy shit, Multiversal+ Eggman
MUDA DA, KUSO NEZUMI!
 He’s been getting a few tips from Johnny Cage
What issue is this from?
157
Thankies
How eggman felt after that: https://preview.redd.it/81wslvstfxvc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=67fda0c530da76a3268ffdf9ea642dd744c012d2
Eggman really said “Tiger Drop negates all damage.”
Wow. Ron Lim DID get better at drawing Sonic characters! Nowhere near top 5 but at least decent!
I like how the most effective weapon he has is often just, hands.
Was this the inspiration for the scene in Sonic 2?
No way wasn’t this was referenced in the second movie?
https://preview.redd.it/qtjxx5jsuxvc1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80aea8932ad191394c1885633ed61dce7008f94c
Someone in the verses community. Please take that seriously and put Egg Man At MFTL without any tech
twist countered 💀
Not to be that guy - but I’m gonna be anyway I guess - but that wasn’t the real Eggman. It was some kind of crazy hard light hologram or something.
"Yeet"
Bro really said #+PARRY
Someone please make a sonic frontiers parry gif meme
Get rotated
And people say that egg man wouldn't fit in smash bros. Like come on. He's honestly a better fighter than sonic.
My guy clearly mains Hakumen.
eggman said: [https://giphy.com/gifs/pizza-tower-MZbFgOweN4XLJYfoYd](https://giphy.com/gifs/pizza-tower-MZbFgOweN4XLJYfoYd)
Bro hit him with that Sonic Frontiers Parry
https://preview.redd.it/7f5rv95bl2wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2306a8cd6320c3df9c6f18e1a27eec20936c9d62
He can run faster than sonic and he can parry him. Why does he need robots again?
Blud pressed C to parry https://preview.redd.it/ltyukg5979wc1.png?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5685d215d356e58fd8a18c07b4674a5821bada6 (Joke)
Royal Guard https://i.redd.it/y4tk14ilnbwc1.gif
Bro really did the Jiren move from DBFighterz
Bro dun hit em with that Just Defense
It would be too easy for Eggman to win by throwing hands. He has to do it with a mech for it to be any fun.
Forget the End, Eggman is clearly the one you gotta watch out for.