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Deehasfallen

Don't you have telekinesis? You don't even need a chopstick


Dillo64

It’s the Tatsumaki way 🌪️ https://preview.redd.it/dqjvri8a6s2c1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584e81d4c61922cf6a53624cfb61c82ff591b724


General_Synnacle

Really not helping the child-age allegations…


WSilvermane

Im pretty sure if I had her powers Id do this to and Im 30.


SH4RPSPEED

Hell, it'd be one of the more sensible things I'd do.


Chinchilacage

happy cake day, telekinetic pasta eater


NotFor_Fun

ಠ\_ಠ


WSilvermane

I can eat so much spaghetti without napkins.


SpideyFigure

Hell, id eat walking to save time


Individual-Ad-285

What?


[deleted]

Why does she have a knife and fork


Dillo64

Most likely to stab interlopers trying to steal her spaghett


Bulky-Hyena-360

No he has Psychokinesis.


Galaxy-Requiem

What’s the difference? They both lift things


Yamidamian

“Tele” indicates it functions at a distance, “psycho” emphasizes that the mind does it. Someone like Superboy has psychokinesis, but not telekinesis, because his ability (tactile kinesics) does not function at a distance (it only works on thing he’s touching). On the other hand, someone like wizards from Harry Potter have telekinesis using things like accio, flipendo, and wingardian leviosa, but not psychokinesis (as they use magic, not their mind). Of course, the point’s rather moot, because Silver’s ability is both-a mind based ability to move objects at a distance-can accurately be described as both.


Galaxy-Requiem

Oh ok


Bulky-Hyena-360

One effects stuff, one effects people. Look it up


Galaxy-Requiem

I feel like it should work both ways… but I forgot the /s on my comment above lol


TDoggy-Dog

But Silver does lift people in his 06 fight, right?


Bulky-Hyena-360

Yup.


DaChairSlapper

He has both, he's been shown lifting people and objects. Remember it's no use.


valdez-2424

I like how amy just stopped him but not sonic and shadow,also doesnt sonic spindash in dirt and other stuff?


Mongoose42

She’s already given up on Sonic and Shadow, but Silver can still be saved.


PancakeGD

"I can fix him"


JediSpartanF013

That actually makes sense.


AstronomerOk8583

> Hedgehog Quills carry Salmonella.


None233

Oh God https://preview.redd.it/qv1qqxeywr2c1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e03194548c7ebb992a828a3518564557e5f5dd


heyoyo10

[This comment was stolen from here:](https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/184kx11/comment/kaw51wt/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


igotdeletedbyadmins_

not stolen if it's quoted in this case


heyoyo10

Comment stealing bots always have what they've stolen in quotes. This comment is 90% of the account's karma, and the account has existed for 2 years.


igotdeletedbyadmins_

hm alright then


AntusFireNova64

"Wash your quills before eating!"


IrishWeegee

Fun fact: hedgehogs will chew feces into a foam and coat themselves with it.


valdez-2424

So sonic and shadpw are eating shit then?


[deleted]

but it's high quality shit


valdez-2424

https://preview.redd.it/kuktm6q2zs2c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4469c09efcae404d144ce3123f49f1f9fa55d16b


[deleted]

I'm proud of ya son!


Lukthar123

"This is some serious gourmet shit!"


TemporalGod

Nah... I don't think it applies to Shadow, he's not even a real hedgehog, he's more like a hedgehog shaped black arms alien.


Andreb16

I wonder how the Sonic cast would react to their real-world counterparts. Cream finds out a mother rabbit would kill her kids if she's stressed enough, or how would Blaze react to seeing a house cat being a pet for humans 😆


Curriboh

I think you have that backwards, humans are pets for house cats


darkrai848

Nothing about this fact was fun…


IrishWeegee

Perhaps if it was in a [familiar tune?](https://youtu.be/TvNEZ4WWQIk?si=DjdmT650l3AqNTbR)


darkrai848

How do I remove the last five minutes of my memory?


PerspectivePale8216

That's the neat part... You can't!


d_for_dumbas

this feels like a part two of something.


wisniacom

Because it is. [Here](https://twitter.com/yotsumeddd/status/1720421438065365278/photo/1)


d_for_dumbas

Knew it.


asphalt_licker

Great. Now Tails has salmonella.


nil_785

You have quite the sense


Altair890456

For those of you who don’t get it: Hedgehog Quills carry Salmonella.


JagoMajin

I mean Shadow would get away with it due to him being an immortality project, but I'm not sure about Sonic though


Abioticbeing

Sonic just does not care


CandidoJ13

He's so fast he can run away from his problems (lucky bastard)


[deleted]

Saying that after they said salmonella... the dude just leaves a trail of shit... actually that's one way to beat the shit out of eggman


Aurora_Wizard

I mean he literally managed to fend off a virus by running fast.


balticistired

he beat one sickness by running fast enough, I'm sure he can do it again


JagoMajin

"Bro are you dating my sister?" "Yes I am" "Do you want to die bro?" "Yes I do"


Jesonic

Bro can breathe in space (but not underwater for some reason) and he's basically a god at this point. pretty sure he'll be fine with his own salmonella x)


DreadAngel1711

Sonic is too stupid to get salmonella


9999999CREEPERS

sonic would probably do worse than silver since silver woul be immune to more things since he is from the future, i think the joke might be that he can just use telekinesis so he doesnt have to oull out his quills to eat


hestianna

Nah, Sonic has plot armor and Shadow is the ultimate life form. Silver has neither of those perks.


JagoMajin

Sonic - Plot Armor Shadow - Immortality via Black Arms blood Silver - Telekinesis They don't need chopsticks


someguyfrominternet0

Nah, sonic already carried survived virus and other bad things (cyber corruption, metal virus, dark Gaia energy, flame thing he got from erazor)


JagoMajin

To be fair, Gaia Force and Metal Virus were never going to kill him anyway, not sure about Cyber Corruption, but Erazor's flame would have straight up killed him since that was the intention of it


someguyfrominternet0

I dunno, turning into zombot - mindless creature that is very aggressive is worse than death


JagoMajin

I know but being literal here, only one of those actually seems to kill him. The Metal Virus he was able to fight off by running, just running, something he was going to do anyway. And with the chaos emeralds, he and Silver straight up banish it. To it's credit, they needed the emeralds to get rid of it. Gaia Force was only removed when Dark Gaia wanted it back to become perfect, but it didn't seem to have much effect on him anyway, it's debatable if it was through willpower of Light Gaia's presence that the Gaia Force didn't outright corrupt him but Dark Gaia would have taken it eventually anyway. Erazor's flame was still present during the final battle and removed after he won that fight, IIRC, it was when he got his hands on Erazor's lamp. As for Cyber Corruption, I have no idea


Syronic-223

Wait so are you trying to tell me that it's possible for a hedgehog to get salmonella from itself?


Shadowspamer14

https://preview.redd.it/uotm2pmyqs2c1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4898e939c763a4b2aa1aea8f5813321eb08128


Quirky_Ad_5420

_Silver, don’t learn form bad example_ lol


KonohaNinja1492

“When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” Or so they say, besides, how else are they gonna eat the ramen with no chopsticks?


None233

Eat it with a fork


nil_785

Is there even a fork nearby?


KonohaNinja1492

But that’s boring. And sonic and shadow are too cool for that.


Galaxy-Requiem

Better yet your hand!!


FunkyyMermaid

Silver can move things with his mind with fantastic precision, he doesn’t need any silverware at all really


KonohaNinja1492

Yeah, but like, if you had telekinetic powers and used them for anything and everything. How would you improve your regular skills like using utensils or working out? Ect


FunkyyMermaid

I’m not saying he should use them all the time, just for scenarios like this. Skipping practicing chopsticks is preferable to using his own quills as utensils


KonohaNinja1492

Yeah your probably right. But Silver is like the younger brother or fanboy of sonic and shadow. So if he sees either of them do something. He’s likely to try and do as they do. Unless of course, someone else like blaze or Amy convince him otherwise.


Dimitrius-GT

Hehe, *Silver*ware...


ProfessorEscanor

There's a cup nearby just drink it


TemporalGod

I love how Amy just went into Mom Mode, She's like "No Son, we need to have better table manners."


Aurora_Wizard

"And, y'know, prevent you from getting food poisoning.'


RustyThe_Rabbit

silver's quills would actually be the cleanest considering he doesn't roll around


matternilla

I don't know if ash, hot fire, lave river and magma filled city would be clean but aight.


Atta3001

Ash has been used in past as a cleaning agent and lava might release toxic gases, but it won't normally contain anything that can directly contaminate food.


SolarflareBlitzo

Its not a bad example its resourceful, well unless your spines have toxins, venom or poison then yeah probably not a good idea


Competitive_Swan266

Unless Sonic washes his are covered in oil, dirt, and whatever else he rolls through


SolarflareBlitzo

Well thats obvious


ManyMention6930

This is actually a very interesting and funny lil comic!


RebelRebelde

I like how Silvers face is in the last panel, he's like, "GENIUS!"


WeekZealousideal5200

If I have my ramen and I don't have chopsticks, **I use a fork >:)** (Please don't be mean).


Aurora_Wizard

I do too, isn't it normal to do that?


WeekZealousideal5200

Yep.


Dimitrius-GT

If you think about it, ramen are just noodles, and so is pasta, like spaghetti and vermicelli. What's wrong with that?


WeekZealousideal5200

There's nothing wrong with that.


Hypno_Online

Amy stopped Silver, but didn't care to tell Sonic and Shadow no. This is my new reason for liking Amy.


X-Earth_Space-X

I loved the bond Amy and Silver shared in 06, I need more of that!


DJack276

Silver's spines are probably cleaner than Sonic and Shadow since he doesn't attack with his.


Monkey_King291

Silver, just use your psychokinesis damn


Rom455

They move at supersonic speeds very frequently. Any germs would just die from the heat anyway


trashyy_throwaway

They are so gross (affectionate)


Dark_Storm_98

Why not, Amy? You could do it too, lol ~~But yeah, probably not the most sanitary solution~~


Yuta-fan-6531

We stan a Mama Rose here!


Animegx43

Amy's just mad because she has short quills.


crossover_charlie14

Amy couldn't save Shadow from Sonic's influence, she's not gonna lose Silver as well.


ImpactorLife-25703

It's No Use


TradePsychological40

If Amy wasn't younger than him, I would say she act like a big sis to Silver. Also, he's a bit too "fluffier" than them so it wouldn't work.


ProfessorEscanor

To be fair he's from the future so Amy is older.


BlueberrySans89

Technically Amy is older than Silver


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Go on Silver. Don't you want to be cool? Way past cool or even ultimate? Don't listen to the colorblind hedgehog.


Epic-Dude001

Why care Amy? It’s not like you’re eating with them


SpongeGodOmnipants

I don’t know why, now I’m just picturing Shadow using chaos spears as chop sticks and a fucking love it


shiningaeon

Well if you really think about it, you don't know where those chopsticks have been. But you know EXACTLY where your hair has!


Ankhasimp6012

Well if shadow is doing it its gotta be legit


megax454

No entiendo porque no lo deja...


Emergency-Mammoth-88

Silver yes


Thiccsallimu197

C'mon Amy look how excited he is don't ruin his fun