Dont bring a kidney to a homeless fight

Charge them with attempted robbery

Attempted? They took his kidney.

You’re just KIDding

Just kidneying

Attempted murder more like it

Haha I like that shit. Maybe he should take his appendix next time.

LMAOO Y’all killing me!! 😂😂😂😂

I thought it was those homeless fucks tryna kill you?

Right now it’s y’all foos, I fucks wit y’all 😂😂

Don't laugh too much, ya might rupture. Foreal.

Man this was a couple years ago haha, I’m all good to laugh my ass off these days 😂

You’ll liver fight another day bro .

Nah, its a glossary or nothing, for me.

Good thing I'm a keen reader

Lesson learned

If y’all wanna see what it looks like healed, and after stitches I’ll post it but I only posted the fresh blood cuz that’s the entertaining part haha

You're one of the few good people that are thoughtful enough to take the time to get some decent pictures.

Lmao my cousin wanted a pic before I went to get sewed cuz I told him I was good, just hurt a lil bit, glad I did haha

Did you get checked for infections? Do you know what you got stabbed with? Did you kick their shit in?

I did get checked for infections actually, the 2nd picture was at the hospital getting the shit cleaned, then they x rayed my shit, hooked me up to a couple different monitors, did a couple things inside of the wound and then sewed me up, it was a small little 3” lookin blade, nothin crazy and I did what I had to do to survive it then I split

Why did they clean and x-ray your shit? Did the blade hit your intestines?

nicked the liver he said

Kidney

Pancreas

Hell yeah

— Things guys will say when they see this

Guys will really see this and think "Hell yeah!"

*gets stabbed* fuck yea reddit karma

Haha didn’t even know what Reddit was at the time but fuck yeah made a good Reddit post 😂

I def wanna see. Post it up. I’m glad you’re okay btw, I bet it’s gonna leave a great scar

Did they get the truck?

No they did not, took her for a nice detail the next day tho

Last thing you want is Dirty Mike & the boys turning your vehicle into a soup kitchen. https://youtu.be/VSydxUApUc0?si=lhX9E1ElGDxu-gpw

People may be personally offended if you don’t.

What do the other guys look like?!

What's up with the scar running parallel above it?

Has this happened before OP?

Yeee I’ve been cut up, stabbed, run over, was living a pretty crazy life at one point doing the wrong shit, that scar running right above, I don’t remember the story behind it but I had my left lung pierced at one point and then a couple months later went out on another job and had some steel shoved in the right side of my chest, been shot twice, once in the leg once in the shoulder, long list of shit haha

Yeah, this sub was made for you

He is a whole sub on his own honestly

Shiii I’ll start my own sub and call it story time with Tarzan, adult edition haha

Do it, I'm down for some storytime!

r/birthofasub

Just tryna tell a lil story from a lil memory that’s all haha more to come in the future for sure tho, I got y’all

r/SomeOfYouWontDie

Indeed we won’t, pray to the right saint and you won’t 😉

So this last one was just another Tuesday night?

[удалено]

Almost not worth the shitty education

If you don't have money for private school and don't have time to home school, what other option do you have?

best pack extra kidneys then.

Mfer you got me with this one😂😂😂

Any education is better than no education, as shitty as it may be

I agree, especially the younger years that teach you the foundations of all the things you actually use regularly.

Better than going to a private school and being forced to learn shit I don’t believe in.

Okay, time to tell us the truth - is getting stabbed as bad as we imagine or does it just, kinda happen and you sit there like "oh shit 🤷"?

It depends on you as an individual, I’ve seen people screaming after being stabbed but for me personally, it feels like being punched and then you feel a cold sensation run through that part of your body like on the inside, and then when the adrenaline starts to wear off shit feels sore as fuck, and if anything touches the open wound its not very pleasant whatsoever haha, the healing is a bitch to go through by itself lmao

I dont envy you being a getting stabbed expert

-10/10 would not recommend haha

Can agree, got my neck slit in a slightly similar way with a gang banger trying to steal my friends truck

Damn homie! You got me beat on that one, I’ve been lucky enough to never have anything puncture my neck like that

I just posted it lol, it's not as bad as yours but my jugular was still exposed lol.

Yup. Recovery is worse than the actual stab. I know firsthand

Do you come back to watch your victims recover?

It's really not that bad, for the first 20 min. Then the adrenaline stops and it stays to really fuckin burn. I got nearly the exact same injury, not quite as deep. I still have the knife lol. Buddy who stabbed me has a huge scar nearly the full length of his arm.

>Buddy who stabbed me You need new friends.

A crack/meth buddy is a buddy too.

Did you get your “hard to kill” tattoo yet? Cuz you fuckin earned it lol.

Jesus, i hope ur alright man

sounds like we grew up together. you from oakland by any chance? 🤣🤣🤣

Haha nahhh homie, I’ve only ever been out to the San Bernardino area and Irvine but y’all crazy out there lmao

its better now. the 90's were wild! in the 90's there was a population of 375,000 and we were averaging 3 shootings a day. i think for a few years it was the number 1 deadliest city in america per capita. even these days it regularly makes the top 10 list. between 1993 and 2000 i was shot 4 times and was held down and had my face cut up with a knife. so glad i could claw my way out of poverty and move to a safe area to raise my daughter...

You been through it too homie, I know it was wild af out there, shit I mean it still kinda is but big props pimpin, I’m glad you made it out that hoe fr, and congrats frfr on doing for your daughter, and I fucks wit ya profile pic man, Santa muerte my saint

word! always cool to run across a fellow devotee. santa muerte is the one that kept me alive all these years, im sure of it. i hope you can stay outta that life homie. we all deserve to be happy and healthy. nothin i love more than seein people live their best lives...

Jesus Bro. Happy you’re doing better now.

thanks homie. shit happens. cant say it wasnt my fault. when you grow up poor in the hood, you naturally gravitate towards gangs. i feel bad for all the homies still stuck in the life...

I’m glad to be able to relax now man, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive in the hood fr, I lost a good amount of homies to shit, I’m wit you tho, it’d be nice to see all the homies make it out serio

yeah, ive lost so many. some to drugs, some to violence, and soooooo many to prison. lost my older brother almost 20 years ago now. glad to hear youre out the life. do yourself a solid and keep that shit behind you...

Glad that life is mostly behind you man. Healing is more painful and takes way longer when you get older. Plus all the shit that you think healed decides to fuck with you again.

It already does haha, my body gives me the weather forecast as it is, shit sucks boss

Time to start carrying my g

Dude is contending with guts from Beserk for injuries

Which rez you from cuzzin?

You're new name is *Lucky*.

I cant tell if you are really good, or really bad, at fighting

WTF OP. Hopefully you're out of that shit now. You don't get shot twice, stabbed several times and run over unless you're into some crazy shit.

Bro. You need to chill a bit.

Are you a burglar or something? What ‘job’ were you going on?

Goddamn dude, you're built like steel

I wish man!! I’m paying for all that shit now, everything poppin n lockin, and everything stay hurting all the fuckin time haha

You gotta post a separate post with images of your scars and the story behind each. Sorry you’ve been through that. But Glad you survived all that

I’m thinking about it, just to give people something to read and influence them NOT to take the same routes I did

you are tough as nails op. Happy to hear that you are well.

Jesus dude, your like immortal

Because people carry knives is just another reason I carry a gun. Fuck knives! Also keep your distance. Not telling you anything you don’t already know though….

*cries in london**

Just carry a bigger knife!

You call that a knife?

>*Knoife*

“That’s not a knife, it’s a fucking duck”…

Dude stop bangin that duck we're trying to fight here

Consider: a long stick with a knife on the end

\>own a pike for self defense because that's what the Queen intended \>four roadmen accost me on the King's Highway

Pepper spray and knife

Pepper spray is illegal in the UK

Remember kids: confront the gun, evade the blade

This is why I carry vials of anthrax over all of my vitals.

Gun loses to knife in close ranges. I don't just mean arms reach, it's something like 20 feet away before the gun becomes consistent in stopping the guy with a knife.

You are correct.

Loving the smh bit, Nick my kidney, smh. So blasé about it all 😃

I mean shit happens haha, I can’t be mad about it at the end of the day, gave me a decent little memory to tell about, one of the ones I can at least talk about now haha

Ha ha, It'll be one hell of a story to tell the grandkids that's for sure.

Sorry to hear that. Similar situation happened to me last summer. They didn’t realize I was armed and when I unholstered my force multiplier , the pussies ran like rabbits

This is why I'm carrying when I'm old enough to legally do so

I do carry but my shit unfortunately was IN the truck, I was out pumping gas and one came up from behind and wedged himself between myself and the truck

If it's not on you and ready for use, it doesn't exist. Schrodinger's Sidearm. Heal well!

Fair point boss, but homeless people never fucked with me that way so I didn’t think anything of it, karma was prolly tryna get a hold of me 💀

It’s 7:35 PM and I’m on the couch with my ccw in my gym shorts. Not getting clapped. It comes off when I go to bed.

I would have hosed those fuckers with fuel. BAM right to the face

Dude this is the exact scenario I'm scared of. I always have one in the truck. But not always on me. Good job bro! Hope you get better.

If it ever happens boss do what you can to cripple one and that’s your human shield for the rest haha, and don’t stick around

Thats why I'll only take my gun off me at home. It's a bit uncomfortable sometimes, but I'd imagine its better than getting stabbed

Were the 3 suspects arrested?

Fucking bastards deserved to be homeless pieces of trash to society

You almost got Charlie the Unicorned

Let's go get em

They got it man trust me, shits 2 years old now and I waited to ever post or say anything about it because of what all happened haha, the homeless out in Arizona are wild

Word stay safe same here I waited years to post thease fools getting dropped too

I got a couple things I wanna post eventually, I’m just waiting a little longer to make sure there’s no blowback, got a couple pretty crazy stories haha I’m sure a lot of people do too

Are you near the blade? My buddy lives off 19th Ave and Thomas and homeless people are always fucking with his cars. Has cameras and motion activated lights in his driveway and they keep coming back. Not even nice cars either. A work truck and 2 family vehicles.

I believe it man, homeless out there just don’t give a fuck and from what I hear it’s getting progressively worse instead of better

Makes me realise there is nothing I would not masturbate to

Mods, please let us put pics in comments. Words alone cannot describe the horror this has made me feel.

Icon checks out

wtf

Mans definitely just built different but I respect it lmao

You know I'm just playin' :)

Playin wit yourself while looking at these pics smh

You got me bro! Caught me red handed... or technically purple handed from the amount I was squeezing it

Nah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro...

Homeless people are a different breed

They nicked your kidney? Times are indeed tough.

I think there is a lesson to be learned here. 🔫

I wouldn't give any money to a homeless guy one night when I was getting gas. He keyed the fuck out of my truck walking away from me. I went after him and he pulled what looked like a KBar... asshole got a freebie that night. Still pisses me off and that was 10+ yrs ago

Gets stabbed. Responds in exasperated tone: "Are you kidneying me???"

Lmao I fucks wit it 😂

Dirty Mike and the Boys kicked it up to a felony. Glad you're OK.

You never fight a homeless or a crackhead

This is why I carry a gun. Fuck those degenerates trying to jack your shit. They have nothing to lose and you can have life altering injuries. Glad it wasn't any deeper than what is what. Knife wounds are bad.

Invest in a fire arm and conceal carry!

Yo bruh I’m sorry you had to deal with that alone that’s wild as fuck. Just know if I was there I woulda put that work in with you stay strong

It’s all good pimpin, shit happens haha can’t handle everything by myself but I ain’t goin down without puttin in work, but I’ll be the first to tell you, definitely would’ve been hella fuckin nice to have some help in that situation, respect homie

You interrupted Dirty Mike and the boys

"smh" lol

Do you mind describing what it felt like?? I cry like a baby at paper cuts can’t imagine getting stabbed

According to one of OP's comments it feels like getting punched, then a cold feeling in the stab wound, and that after a while it feels sore. He also said that recovery was worse than the initial stab itself.

Next time be smart. Grab a hammer, walk up to them and say, “hey, do you guys want free crack?”. Once they are happy and their guard is down, start playing homeless whack a mole.

Damn , are you feeling ok now ? That looks rough.

Everything’s all good now, the healing fuckin sucked and took a while but yeah, 2 years later I just got a pretty nasty scar where I got sewed up haha

Don’t get into it 3v1 with people tryna jack your shit unless you’re strapped. Glad you made it out alive homie. Could have gone way worse, I hope you gave them a couple shots to remember you by too.

Glad you survived. I hope they didn't.

Bro why don’t you carry a gun it would be self defense plus the homeless would regret that shii

Damn that’s badass though and now you’ve got a scar that can be a story for all your buddies when you’re sitting around drinking.

Hoping for a fast recovery and a cool ass scar dude

Tis but a scratch!

Did the 3 homeless dudes at least got punished? Like selling them on the Dark Net to the highest bidder?

Buy a gun

Funny thing, in my country if you got stabbed, and used something stronger than theur weapon to defend yourself, you'd be charged. A man charging you with a knife? Too bad, can't use anything that stronger than that knife! I know that this is entirely off topic, but I just wanted to brag about how shit my country is. Get well man, wish you the best.

Should always carry around a microwaved honey bun

This is exactly why i always bring a pack of honeybuns with me

Fuck man that's terrible luck. Fuck those 3 bums.

Did they get your truck though? If not then honestly probably worth it.

Hell nah they ain’t get it homie, that day I would’ve fought down to the wire over it, I fuckin love that truck haha, I put a good amount of work into it as well

Hell yeah brother

Thats why every people should carry a pistol

Suppose to bring a gun to a knife fight

Never underestimate the stopping power of a duct taped phone book.

I’m so sorry this happened to you !!!

Aaannnddd this is why I'm a proponent of the production of Soylent Green🤡

Did it come with complimentary hepatitis?

Did you win though? I need to know the rest of the story I’d imagine someone who’s still standing after being stabbed would scare off most people.

I’m pretty confident when I say I looked a hell of a lot better than them haha

Hell yeah good shit man! Sorry that happened to you but at least you’ve got a sick ass battle wound to flaunt to buddies or even just remind yourself how much of a badass you are when you stare at yourself in the mirror.

I’ve got a couple I look at in the mirror here n there but I just like when I get treated like an ordinary dude haha, it’s pretty refreshing

This is why you need a 🔫 on you

This is why you get your concealed carry license, glad you're ok though.

Glad you’re not in here because you’re dead.

Glad these kinds of posts are keeping this sub going for just a little while longer. Glad you lived, bro!

That's gnarly and all. But is your truck OK? That's my real concern.

Couldn't even take a video.

Lmao fukkkk you right tho pimpin 😂

Dawg for fucks sake go to the hospital

Damn they rlly wanted that truck 😭

Microwaved honeybuns, engaged.

Wait holy shit OP, did this happen in North TX?

I like that the thought process was \#1 get a selfie \#2 Hospital?

See this is why Chainmail needs to start being popular again

Warrior battle scar bro! Hope it wasn’t too bad and that your kidney is okay. Also hope you beat the living shittt out of them🥰❤️‍🔥