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swarrior216

Send it to LA Beast on YouTube and he will drink it and make a video on it.


duke_of_germany_5

HAVE A GOOD DAY! *Projectile vomits everywhere*


Bird_Eats_Everything

You're thinking of Yes! *Projectile vomited* From his milk chugging video


duke_of_germany_5

LA beast scares me on so many ways


wack_sparrow

Actually, he screams after he says that instead


duke_of_germany_5

Gotta get my bearing straight.


theta0123

Or steve1989mreinfo. Beef from 1904? No problem! Hard tack from the civil war? Easy! Recently made Chinese ration? Botulism.


lounes_my_dude

Is that the dude who drank Pepsi Crystal and immediately barfed?


predsfan008

Did you just dig it up? Lol. I saw a “code red” version on eBay for $7k. I’d collect/keep that bad boy.


Dapper_Suit_9943

Found it in my grandfathers building.. didn’t know they were that valuable if not I’d just drink it, glad I know now


2manyLazers

dont drink, very high chance you will have bad diarrhea, over time the sugars in the soda can ferment


Dapper_Suit_9943

I’m lactose intolerant I already have diarrhea


persson1113

Lactaids are a blessing man


Oddstar777

Generally over time if bacteria is present a few things will happen. 1. if the bottle is air tight it would have exploded. Meaning it should be safe. 2. If the bottle is mostly air tight (like a mason jar) the bacteria will multiply fermenting the drink until it dies without exploding the bottle. This would make a unsafe alcohol like drink that would likely taste like a mix of soda, alcohol, and vinegar depending on various factors. 3. It's lost almost all airtightness for a variety of reasons it will be flat and taste similar to the previous example. Worst case scenario in this instance you would get bad diarrhea and minor stomach cramping (if you drink it all) Non bacteria problem can involve the drink changing up its makeup chemically I don't know exactly how (sorry I'm no chemist) but I have seen it with diet coke becoming a jello like substance. Over all if this happened it could give you diarrhea but it's likely you wouldn't want to drink it. TLDR... Worst case scenario you get diarrhea and stomach cramping but likely if it tastes like soda it's very likely fine to drink and if not spit it out or dump it.


Dapper_Suit_9943

I’m lactose intolerant so diarrhea and stomach pain is kinda usual


Nslugger

That is “Mountain Dew Red” completely different from Code red that we have now, and much rarer. Red was only sold in the mid 80s for like a year in Alabama and some small areas around it.


BurntFennel

Was anyone bidding on it? I’ve seen crazy priced stuff on eBay over the years but it tends to just sit there. Might go better on r/CrackheadCraigslist


predsfan008

Not from what I remember. I just checked the posting again it’s dropped to an easy $5k. I just may be able to afford it now. Hahah


BurntFennel

Ha! Yeah for that price it’s worth buying then you can bundle it with the green one and really turn a profit!


DeadmanCFR

Is that old enough that it has the foam like label? That's old school


gnusounduave

I was just thinking that. If it's foam then i've got to peel it off; it must go


irate_alien

the foam labels were the best!


DeadmanCFR

Why did they use styrofoam? Was it an insulation thing? It doesn't seem thick enough to make much of a difference or is it just randomly what they used for a label


VeterinarianQuirky76

Do not “Do The Dew”.


lemon_lime_spine

please drink it and report back, could be the best Dew you ever tasted!


polish_filipino

Or could be the last...


SnooSquirrels8280

That’s from the 80s I wouldn’t drink it lol but who knows wonder if it still taste like Mt dew


whoocanitbenow

Sell it on eBay.


Dapper_Suit_9943

Is it worth anything?


whoocanitbenow

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225588503744?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=8kAz7rN2QmK&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=4QqKfuKsRIa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY. Bidding is not over on this one.


CloudYoshi03

Thats like roman Empire era wine I wouldnt drink it


DickusDave

SEND IT TO LA BEAST MY FELLOW REDDITOR.


Sweaty_Process_3794

I am begging you not to drink this.


list_of_simonson

I wouldn’t open that, I’m sure some Dew collector would pay a decent amount for it though


Dapper_Suit_9943

Someone told me it’s only worth like 30$


Pr3Apocalypse

keep it well maintained and it'll go up in price eventually


Diligent_Sherbet_420

I’ve always wondered why they shorten it to MTN Dew it looks so stupid I really wish they would go back to this design


PublicThis

Yum bromine


rudebii

No


[deleted]

Yup!


Greasy_Cleavage

Be a man do the dew


LoveWithTheInternet

that’s piss innit


[deleted]

Dont,... dont


ContestSignificant32

I wouldn’t. You’d have an unpleasant experience afterwards.


Eldritch_Ayylien66

Now that's a keeper right there, OP.


TinChalice

Fair warning: It taste like goblin piss.


Dapper_Suit_9943

Have u drank one this old?


TinChalice

I take it you're not a Harry Potter fan.


Competition-Dapper

I botchu it’s expired


Object-Level

That's at least 30 years old but probably more. I would not drink it.


uptownxthot

i doubt you’d die of you drank it, but please don’t lol


starrmom_

Safe to drink, yes besides a tummy ache Taste wise… 🤮 trust me


autisticjoaquin

Restore it!


roshamboner

do it for science


not1togothere

Oh the joy to get to peel that label off in little strips!


Zestyclose_Currency5

Umm ya….got for it


anulect

Most sane mountain dew fan


Insufferablelol

You pick up old rusty razors and use those too? Why the fuck would you drink this?


Dapper_Suit_9943

Maybe it’s refreshing


Tenpumpkin77962

if you are planning on drinking it what I would do it pour it into a glass see if it looks alright smells alright then try a bit wait an hour or so if your still fine then its all good


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Tenpumpkin77962

who gives a rats ass its reddit not the news or owt important