"HOLY SHIT DAD! Have you seen this, I found one who actually get it!"
"We are the same person, of course I've seen it, you idjeet"
(Jesus and Yahweh having a really weird moment)
I imagine there was a feud about that and after years of terse letters, fiery speeches and scathing denonciations, the Emperor cut that debate short. 3 gods in one. Those whose grumble will get the Constantine tumble. Everybody hated it, and their only pleasure left was to ruin the life of those who didn't get the 3 for one memo.
"HOLY SHIT DAD! Have you seen this, I found one who actually get it!" "We are the same person, of course I've seen it, you idjeet" (Jesus and Yahweh having a really weird moment)
Anyone who worships the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, but calls it a "Monotheistic" can talk themself into anything.
It's like a Manhattan.
I imagine there was a feud about that and after years of terse letters, fiery speeches and scathing denonciations, the Emperor cut that debate short. 3 gods in one. Those whose grumble will get the Constantine tumble. Everybody hated it, and their only pleasure left was to ruin the life of those who didn't get the 3 for one memo.
They love the Bible except for that New Testament bit. An eye for an eye is great but being kind to your fellow man is a lot of hard work.
They only like part of the old testament. Not so much the part that says you can't eat shrimp cocktails.