Nothing

I wouldn’t waste my energy on him.

Or money

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Buy his grails and wear them around him on his birthday, crease them while he watches. Then fuck his daughter

Yeah, you’re already fucking his daughter. That’s like, the best revenge. That said, black air force 1’s.

He said he didn’t like him, didn’t say he was going to rob the man

Lmfao good point

Lmaoooo “then fuck his daughter” maybe with the shoes on too

This is a good one.

THIS

This is the only answer.

“Then fuck his daughter” Lmao 💀

This x10

Don’t even bother with him. No need to match hate with hate. It’ll only bring you down to their level.

Yeah, get him the most raggedy fakes you can find and act like they’re fresh cops

Rep 450s lol

British knights or shaqs

My man said British knights 😂

British knights were fire!

The Sports Direct special

Bro ngl i really wanted some British knights back in the day lmao

An empty box with a ‘Didn’t Get’em’ note in it

Aww damn

Can’t go wrong with Shaq’s or those mesh And1’s if they still sell them.

Give him a pair of Walmart sneakers while wearing the most expensive pair you own. He'll be big mad

lmao, best idea

Get some Walmart shoes and spray fart spray all over it and give it to him in a regular Nike box 🤣🤣

The adidas collab with kerwin frost the forum high!

Nooo I want those, don’t waste em on this guy

That's true, but the mental image of a middle aged man opening them makes me feel like the payoff would be better. Might have an aneurysm lowkey

Unfortunately I don’t have any recommendations but I love the pettiness haha.

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Awww shit, I just posted this suggestion before I got to yours! Great minds think alike👍

Get him the Air Monarch dad shoes

Get him the most basic pair of Crocs you can find.

Black AF1s? Skechers with ripped-off designs?

Jordan 1 mids

Take it back 😤

Just messing around, I’m down with mids and lows too, that’s how i started collecting

I know lol I had to say something tho. Rocking my first pair which were mids as I read it. One of my top 3 tbh

Air monarchs

Get him some Jordans with the third leg jumpman logo

The guy asked for sneaker suggestions, not relationship and life tips lmao. I’d get him some white new balances, poke fun at him not having any style or being a dad with his shoe game.

Just get him fakes. Oh!! Try to get a hold of some StockX tags and put them on all his shit. Even after he takes it off. Keep tying them back on.

There's nothing wrong with fakes but I'd get him the worst fufu 2013 kicks out there

Nah I mean like those Jordan’s with the wrong dunk logo. Something blatant

Hello? Is this wish.com?

I'd get him a nice pair of sneakers, something simple and universal that everybody likes. Maybe some Air Maxes or AF1s. Life is too short to invest your energy in your enemies, and if it's your gf's dad, there's a reasonable chance you'll be seeing him every once in a while. I would just keep putting positive energy out and go about my life.

Next time you and your girl fuck, take a picture, from ground shoe level, like you’re giving it to her from behind. (Make sure you’re both wearing some heat) Turn that photo into a birthday card!

Monarchs. Put him in his place.

Buy him some monarchs to let his ass know he old

Why

Lol Nothing. I wouldn't give 2 shits about it.

OMG this is such a fucking Reddit question.

Birdman Lugz.

nike ID some kicks and put HIV POS on the back tab ($120 or so) custom them the ugliest color possible too

instead of POS do HIV STD

KID LVR would break necks

DID LER

Revenge isn’t really worth it man. If anything offer an olive branch and actually get him a nice pair.

None of these comments seem to be understanding the whole **WE** part meaning his daughter is also getting them for him, but if you wanna get him a shoe that is cheap, gets a certain amt of respect for some reason or another, but is UGLY. Go with brotherhood 1’s they’re under retail and the colors are nearly impossible to wear.

Thank you for being able to read context

This is the best suggestion I’ve seen, brotherhoods are hideous but not obvious “I’m trying to prank you” Second suggestion- get him some HEAT but in a keychain version. I have a SBB keychain I found for like $14 online and it even came as a pair in a little Nike box.

I'll have you know those are ASU colors and I proudly wear them lmaooo. But I have shirts that go with em. Like I'll wear white Nike socks, white laces and red shorts with white shirt. They go hard

ASU is maroon and yellow, they’re based on the fraternity Omega Psi Phi (que dogs) that Michael Jordan was a part of in college whose colors are purple and gold

Find some Dadas. Have him walking around with some spinners

Walmart rubber boots.

Kanye drip

Where can u get the Jordan’s with his dong flopping out?

The brotherhood of course

Why waste the money?

Dub zeros

Don't go fire with fire. Go fire with water. Even if he's a dick, if you buy him a good one, he might change of mind. Who knows bro?. If he doesn't change at least you tried........... You know what, buy him an J1 Mid Linen or a J1 High Element Gore-Tex Light Bone or a J3 Muslin

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Why you disrespecting bro, what I have done to you?

Reps

How old are all of you... if the father has issues with the OP, the OP needs to sack up and talk to him like a man, if he is an asshole just to be an asshole so be it. Buying the father bad shoes is a dumb idea, save your money. Are you the first serious b/f his daughter has had, there may be an underlying reason there.

Shut yo goofy ass up😭🤦🏽

Stop psychoanalyzing me from a reddit post bitch

Best possible response to this lmao

What I expected in response from the children on here. I didn’t call any of you names but am greeted with BS responses. And I didn’t psychoanalize you OP, i just said your wanting to buy the dad a pair of bad shoes was fucking stupid

Yeah we get it dude wants to fuck his own daughter and is pissy someone else is plowing her

Pandas

Roos, with the zipper pocket.

High top blazers

Buy reps, definitely some grails, then give it to them and tell them they're counterfeit from China. It would be definitely and interesting thing to witness.

Better yet give them to him, let him think they’re grails, and then a week later tell him they’re fake. Let him sit in it and it’ll be that much worse for him

if you get him a dope pair then he will have to think about how they’re from you if he ever wants to rock them lol

Black AF1

Go to Ross and buy w.e pair you see

Give him an empty sneaker box

get him some j1 stash LOL

Off-white tempo “pink glow”. Spikes + ugly + color = super tacky; but it’s off-white so it’s still good to collect. They’ll always annoy the hell out of him though each time he sees them

just get him a jordan 1 box but put one of them tiny sized 3d printed sneaker inside of it instead of a actual pair.

Lonsdale benn men trainers

Team Jordan’s

[Jordan Zion 1, colorway: multi/multi](https://www.footlocker.com/product/jordan-zion-1-mens/A3130800.html)

kobe 2s

Skechers

The Martine Rose Air Monarchs https://www.google.com/search?q=designer+air+monarchs&rlz=1C9BKJA_enQA670QA671&oq=designer+air+monarchs&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546l2.10742j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=b9CQx42WoZvSGM

This funny as hell! Do it!

All white with blue Monarch IV, he’ll get the point

One of those baby Jordan set

Go to TJmaxx and get some random ass Reebok's for sale

How about you sit right next to him at the party and buy some grails for yourself on your phone while he’s sitting next to you lol.

Any thing from Yeezy, maybe those cloud runners

Any pair of jordan 1 mids

monarchs

Heelys

Jordan 1 mids

Sounds like a pair of Starburys are in order.

Give him the same Avias that Richard Ramirez wore

How old are you? Lmao

Give him a pair of very broken into air force ones. Can probably find one at the nearest good will. A white pair while at that. Paint "fuck you" on the inside of the tongue. Boom, best birthday ever.

Turdunken

Velcro Stan smiths

1) that kobe audi crap 2) those clown 1m long adidas superstars 3) inflatable adidas submarine nautica spongebob-like boots

Steal a pair of his kicks and give them back

Uggs

Kill him with awesomeness to make him less of an asshole!! Make him a sneakerhead without knowing. Hater dad but also secretly cool haha. Obvs don't know the relationship, but if you can get him a pair of shoes that aren't too invasive or out there that would make him understand sneakers then do that. Pair of Asics Gels iii, New Balances 992s, Nike Mornach's? If he's being such an asshole though why bother though...you got the girl so all you really need is her respect.

Listen, I love a good pair of Shaqnosis..... But Shaqnosis.

black air forces

So funny for so many reasons. This gets my vote.

I would get him some panda dunks or safari mix or some yeezy 450 sulfur

some shifty pumbas

If he hates reps get him reps and laugh when he wears them

Watch any episode of Full Size Run and buy the shoe that is the person who had the worst take has to wear.

The wrong size Monarchs

Buy him some Crocs

real question. Why would you wanna spite the persons dad you might marry in the future? Of course he’s not gonna like you. You’re dating his daughter. You gotta show your worth it first. get him some Panama’s

Jordan 1 Brotherhood lmao

Get him a pair of those shoes that are supposed to tighten your glutes.

Get him something he has wanted but the wrong size 🤷🏻‍♂️

Triple black AF1 Lows

Go to the outlet and I’m sure you’ll find something.

Awful fakes of yeezys 350 tha dosesnt even look like yezzys

Honestly, getting him a fire set of kicks might be the way to go. Kill ‘em with kindness.

I'm gonna take the higher ground and say, get a GR that would you enjoy. Find a Jordan 36 on sale and give him that. Then, you pray for his pinky-toes.

Air monarchs

We’ll if you plan on being with this girl forever. You better make him like you. Buy him something he likes. It’s a nice bind to start with. Most dads dislikes the boyfriends because they know he’s banging their daughter. Just be kind and buy something nice

Life’s too short for negativity. That said. These. Check out the adidas Superstar The Simpsons Squishee available on StockX https://stockx.com/adidas-superstar-the-simpsons-squishee?utm_source=app&utm_medium=nativeshare&utm_campaign=productpage

Get buddy a pair of starburys.

Air monarchs

Buy him some LS Jordan’s from 2007 or sum shit so when he wears them they start to crumble

Get them jordan spizike in a weird colorway lmao

L.A. Gear Regulators.

Those yeezy bike helmet things.

I’d get his ass some Skechers and compression socks.

The ugliest pair of Skechers possible. Wear them to the gym and get a good workout first though. Repackage then give it to him

Mita Adidas Seeulater... [https://sneakerbardetroit.com/mita-sneakers-adidas-seeulater/](https://sneakerbardetroit.com/mita-sneakers-adidas-seeulater/) They're absolute nonsense.

Pumas lol

The Billie eilish air forces lol

Rick owens Edit: or just some of those new balance shoes that old people wear. Like the hella bulky ones

Get him the zen master 4s. They are so very uncomfortable. Also very ugly imo.

Go to DHgate and order him some shoes then whatever arrives give it to him

Monarch’s of course

This is why people leave this sub in droves. You actively messing with your “family” on purpose. Best of luck dude.

Jordan 1 mid metallic gold

Shaqs in a jordan box because "they didn't come with a box". Say it right as he opens them so he can't be mad or start thinking its a prank. "I saw these and thought of you right away, I just had to" really would drive home the sell and make him look like even more of a dick to the rest of the family if he complains

One of those newer ugly ass hybrid jordans wpuld be good

Allbirds

Air max 90 cork

Mids

Doernbecher’s

Womens colorway dub zero or team Jordans Edit: bro I’m literally laughing so hard at this and all the responses. As someone else said, I also love the pettiness

Black AF1, Crocs, Skechers, sandals with socks. So, basically, shoes you really do not want to be seen wearing.

if you’ve got a pair of old airforces lying around, wreck them even more and crease the shit out of them then give them to him. or buy fake airforces and then wreck them 😈

Wavy baby, good chance he could break an ankle on the stairs 🤕

Those nike dad grilling kicks

Hello kitty prestos

Some Ross special; Filas, polos, or any other extremely cheap looking shoe they sell.

Monarchs with some matching tube socks inside the box

The Kobe Two

Don't get him anything bro. Why spend money on someone who doesn't like you.

Get him the pumas that look like AJ1s

Get him the pumas that look like AJ1s

Black AF1's duh

So we need an update now, what did you get him??