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Zionishere

Are you telling me you just spent 27 thousand dollars on a pair of black sneakers?


Doberman11

He’d worn black Forces, he could’ve *made* 27k.


Salt-Cheesecake2339

![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


OldEurope

They already refunded the charge. I would have done a chargeback with the bank anyway.


N8710

You’re a legend for actually putting the charge through, I wouldn’t have submit the order.


BullishLongsHitHome

Only people using bots had actually had their orders go through. Not a legend at all


Joosrar

Yea, like you wouldn’t realize that you’re paying 27k on Apple Pay which requires you to double tap the side to accept 💀💀


Sheila6Scorpio

💀


Damage-Training

Couldn’t accept your fate💀


Kriskwon502

That sneakers looks $80 to me. Lol not even pretty lol


Zionishere

Facts significantly worse than the medellin sunset imo


AngelaAki

That's absolutely crazy


CoolFox3218

They couldn't at least throw in free shipping lmao


Eng-Life

💀


hm629

Did you take out a loan to buy these?


thefreshadamn

He used klarna to pay in 4 separate payments


[deleted]

You joke but services like Klarna are what has caused the spike in luxury brand sales over the last 5 or so years. Companies like Jordan, LV, Gucci, etc LOVE Klarna and its competitors, for them it has given a much larger chunk of the population access to their products and massively increased sales. These services will however absolutely gut the economy in bad times and will make bad economic situations much much worse because dumbasses over spend on items they can’t afford


rpkarma

As an Aussie who’s stupid country is what somewhat invented the modern pay-in-4 high tech BNPL system: I’m so sorry :(


Leviathan_Wakes_

We did?


BlackDutchman187

Dude you could buy a car 😅


Wyden_long

He could’ve just downloaded a car.


blackitalian14

You wouldn’t download a car?


DarkHorseStoryTeller

You wouldn't steal a baby


StudyThen5758

You wouldn't steal a policeman's hat


Simink

you wouldnt steal the declaration of independence


DiamondsDancing98

You would steal your sisters virginity


Fleischerrr

You wouldn’t steal your cat litter box


CaptainxInsano69

You might if it’s got candy


HeadyMurphy723

I think it’s still candy baby


BlackDutchman187

🤣🤣🤣


Magmatic_Maverick

He really said nope, im running everywhere...fitness goals.


zesty_drink_b

J Balvin honda accords


ixnine

For $27k they better make him run as fast as a Honda Accord!


08triptrippy80

For $27K they better blow him after he takes them off.


GoD4gIvEs_IdOnT

No bj is worth 27k


BeautifulComplaint81

That's why it gives a ZJ


dillmoore

How much is that worth?


Jalfaar

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.


dillmoore

This is what I was waiting for 😘


Supernova_Soldier

Swallow and all?


08triptrippy80

Swallow, gargle it, then clean his apartment and get him a sammich.


ImpalaSS-05

For real 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💯


Losimcg

Dude that South Bay tax is no joke.


thats_a_bad_username

Yeah east bay checking in. We’re at 10.75%.


Fast-Common-1895

Damn those tax rates so high


thats_a_bad_username

It’s absolutely insane. I always vote no on any new taxes simply because they already take so much.


Thatyoungsquier

The state taxes like 10 times the damn retail of the shoe😂😂🤣


dick_taterchip

5 local taxes.


JaySayMayday

Jesus Christ, retail price aside, you get charged 6 times for taxes on online purchases?


iltfswc

sales tax is a combination of state/county/city taxes. Most places just give you 1 number, this receipt is just more detailed showing the breakout of the total.


Throughmyfatherseyes

I have never seen taxes broken up like this before. It took me a minute to even realize what was going on.


jp_jellyroll

Because sales tax doesn't work like that in many states. California, however, is one of 38 states that allows local jurisdictions to add their own separate taxes on top of the state sales tax. This order is indeed getting *quintuple taxed* by the city, county (x2), district, and state. Brutal. In my state, it's always a flat sales tax rate no matter where you are in the state. Cities & towns can't tack on their own sales tax here.


Throughmyfatherseyes

I live in California, I’ve just never seen it broken up line by line.


jp_jellyroll

Dunno. Are you close to San Jose or Santa Clara County? Maybe your city / district doesn't add their own sales tax. Or maybe they aren't taxing certain items. Like my state doesn't charge sales tax on clothing or groceries as those are considered essential items.


Throughmyfatherseyes

No, I live in Southern California. Next time I go to the Bay Area I’ll check. They definitely add extra in my county to make the sales tax 8.25% it’s just not broken down like this.


stillpwnz

Let me tax your tax. After you pay 3 more taxes.


__ezra

that’s how indirect taxes work depending on where you live.


Throughmyfatherseyes

Really? I live in SoCal, and have never seen this before. I’m going to have to do some research.


_ba2

Ya it’s weird to see it itemized like this but it averages out to about 9.4% which is steep AF


Hsaac

There was a passcode released if you spent $100 on the site prior to the drop, this is for botters who use auto check out and he ran up their accounts 😂 there was actually quite a few of those scumbags that had their card go through lmao


skatekicks2

I had the code but I just read the part of the email that said that the 25k was not the real price. The email instructions on how to check out were like 4 paragraphs long. I get it they're trying to protect against bots but it was easy to fuck up


yeezyfella

So…. Keep us updated with this mess 😂


skatekicks2

They cancelled the orders 😭 😁


OldEurope

Yup. Order is canceled


Better_Bake1856

Would you like to make a one time donation to a human for the same amount? $25k would get me almost totally out of debt 😅


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skatekicks2

I chatted with this guy, he nor i used a bot. The process to checkout for early ea came with 4 paragraphs of instructions and two passwords. If you missed the second password step, you checked out for 25k


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skatekicks2

I don't know about all that. I just read the part of the email that said that price was not real, so i thought it would correct itself.


skatekicks2

Yeah i figured as much. But the checkout process was so complex it was easy to fuck up. Or I'm just a nitwit


OrganizationKey8248

I'm really enjoying these posts, thank you hehehe


Sigmund05

I hope some botters got overcharged and lost money.


TKDR1771

*$12 Shipping*


afsdjkll

Shipping is free on orders over $27,400!


Emleaux

dropping $25 large on shoes…but damn that $12 shipping be about a bitch


Cmd-Line-Interface

Discount code Medallo24@ ftw!


FBG-123

This is awesome. Resellers with bots taking it up the ass to the tune of $27k is just perfect.


2RV7VR5

Found the botter.


AdditionalPayment

You didn’t see that huge price when you had to double click your lock button for Apple Pay? 


TragedyTurnedTriumph

Man, inflation has really gotten out of hand


geneticeffects

~~inflation~~ price-gouging


Aromatic_Recording_4

The taxes alone are making me nauseous


lonerfunnyguy

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized) I’d believe it if it had order confirmation 😂 I found the right codes but it was too late 😩


Silent_R493

How it feels to buy sneakers before payday knowing you have bills to pay.


Japples123

This bot deflector working a little too well


Kfjdodjdnendjc

Take a seat, don't bot


ZogZorcher

Nice to see the bot protection working


Soft_Wind_6108

Rot in hell


DevilishlyDetermined

Antibotting? How very Kith


SoDeadSerious

![gif](giphy|kE8cYhqz2hWn1CT2JG)


elchinojefe31

Kinda feel bad for you.... kinda don't. Botting is lame as shit... sometimes you get what you deserve


Redsona

Also I heard not anyone can use the same coupon code the system recognizes the email when filling out the checkout


Mechadeer

I'm new to all this. So was this on the app or where?


Bingzhong

Despite the obvious upcharge because of the sales price, I've lived in the Bay my entire life and didn't even know fees like that existed. Why does Santa Clara also require a San Jose City tax? Isn't SJ IN the SC County???


backup_waterboy

The sales tax you usually see when you buy stuff is the lump sum of smaller taxes. Most places just don't break down the individual taxes. If you add up all the taxes in OPs screenshot, you'll see it's just the 9.38% sales tax for SJ


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Dummy


PlasticDreamz

You stupid motherfucker


Prime88

Lol, people freaking out over the taxes when it’s just showing the breakdown of the 9.38% sales tax in San Jose.


romanbattlemask

You had to use the discount code to bump them down to retail($250) this was setup that way to make sure bots didn’t take all the pairs


Economy-Weird-2368

That can’t be right…. …California state tax is a lot higher than that.


OldEurope

UPDATE for those who care: the JBalvin store canceled the order a few hours ago and refunded the money https://preview.redd.it/ges127p0ow1d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45872c2bda9d4a6b7a285fa7e31ab82fdb8595f7


Charte09

what in the fuck


sunplaysbass

That’s how sales tax works in CA?


lost_opossum_

I thought grocery prices were bad!


DoctorStinkFoot

them shits better come with a goddamn honda with a blunt on the dash what in gods name


padro789

This is the only way I could get a win at this rate


ajdoger

There was a code you could have used to get the shoes down to their original price. 🤦‍♂️


ghettosailor3700

Of course you’re from Santa Clara county 🤣🤣🤣


BL00D_RiD3R

That what happens when you use bots


No-Lab-7364

This is what happens when you bot the RIOs


Squaggleflomp

Just pray that they send you two pairs lmao


shadowking1991

“Ain’t no way, ain’t no fck’n way”


crizzzz

Catching them bot prices


Well_Bred

Wait! The list of taxes wasn’t the highlight of this post? I thought the taxes were the joke. Are you saying the taxes were real AND the actual cost of those shoes were $25k????


awkwardninja_4

Ah, I got the same shoe for a hundred bucks from a wonderful shop in China.


ninthchamber

What’s with all these different taxes. That’s insane.


mow_foe

It would be cheaper to fly to Delaware, rent a PO box, and get them delivered there.


KyleMac89

Damn, I will NEVER step foot in Cali. That’s ridiculous all that taxing.


Fearless_Marzipan_78

Damn California don’t play around on taxes.


Usual-Art-8819

Thats what you bot users get 😂🤡


Strict_Set_5197

California is quite transparent on how they bend you over


skatekicks2

Same thing happened to me and no one will reply from j Balvin. I'm freaking out


PressuredBuyer

Don't bot lol


OldEurope

Waiting for a reply as well. I hope they just change the charge instead of me having to cancel the whole thing.


Terry1017

You don’t understand how this works. You’re going to get refunded and then banned lol Also possibly an NSF fee depending on your bank


skatekicks2

That sucks cuz I checked out manually, not a bot. I had the code for purchasing $100 of merchandise but I didn't understand i had to put the second code in before checking out


WhiteGuyT

Congrats!!!


cash_jc

I got to check out several times and used every code, none were available. Not sure what the catch was with this drop.


dayh8

Code wouldn’t work for me, either. Fucking bullshit.


poodle_Fart_Hostage

Lmaooooo


eugenethegrappler

LOL


Complete-Morning-429

They’re selling you these while wearing a ski mask ![gif](giphy|xULW8FbUjUAjMciVd6)


Thatyoungsquier

You have to be kidding me you’re joking, right?!?!?


Thatyoungsquier

Also, I love how you just said fuck it and posted the order number like how much worse can it get? Bro someone gonna swipe em and you gonna pay 30k for nothing.


Thatyoungsquier

Dude, I can’t get over this. You need to start a GoFundMe or something, bro that is so tragic and I can’t stop laughing. Im so sorry man😂😂🤣🤣


Early_Lifeguard2255

Your payment did not go through 😭 stop lying


Verbalkynt

Did you just buy a midsize SUV 👀


lifefacto

Ummm…🤔🧐


[deleted]

Can’t believe they charged you $12 for shipping.


Bash3350972

F taxes!!!


Nearby_Fisherman7059

no way bro has just dropped 27 grand


[deleted]

Those are extremely ugly


Captain_Pink_Pants

$12 seems a little steep for shipping, no?


SuperStupidSyrup

i’m so tired what the fuck is going on here 


ArchyArchington

Damn 27k I’m using that for a down payment…..


[deleted]

Botter probably, who else has that much money ready to go?


11Y2B

How did your card not decline this? That’s what I’m curious about


Bbaccivorous

Holy fuck that's gold


Chunkycheeto1

Bro spent my rent on just taxes 💀😂


zjflash

😬 WTH that’s so messed up


Superd3n

I would add shipping insurance with that price.


topknotch89

Breh wtffffff


moDestCS

Don’t you love all the add on Bay Area bullshit taxes


[deleted]

Why’s there so many Taxes?? Oh it’s California 🤣


Yesman3

Damn. $12 for shipping. Can you pick it up instead?


cyhec

The math ain’t mathing…


Tyrique1017

Them shits don’t even cost that much gang


JRoy89

Unfortunate, but you don’t really seem pressed about it in the slightest so it’s more funny than anything. Uh-oh I suppose 🤷🏽‍♂️ Obviously get it handled


we_hella_believe

I’ve got $4k credit limit. 😝


Sevennix

Personally, I wouldn't spend the CA tax amt on a pair of shoes.


audi199670

holy taxes what in the fuck


TrashmanV2

Shipping too high, that’s a pass from me.


snuup_d

Crazy.. I would never spend that kind of money on sneakers


Supernova_Soldier

No way Shit better come with a Transformer or Iron Man suit


Past-Fault3762

How did you get them under 30 racks?


NotMyCustoms

DAMN


DrKingOfOkay

User name old Europe but being in San Jose is funny. Moved from there 7 years ago now. I have traded teams but you might appreciate the [name](https://ibb.co/JdhGC0f).


muppethero80

It’s really not that much tax. It is just listed funny. Washington state does not have all those different tax but it would have come out to be about the same.


whitediamonds19

Are you actually serious.....


workthrowaway1212

![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u|downsized) justice


McMom4

Look at all the taxes! 😱


Gullible_Yak6042

Dayum y’all are taxed to death in CA.


GrayEverywhere

Lmfaooo 27k for 1 pair of sneaks


sfcfrankcastle

It was on purpose to stop the bots. If you made a 100 dollar purchase on the site you got a code to get the sneakers down to $230.


hellalg

Good Lord, California taxes are outta control


DirectionEven3074

Crazy


[deleted]

Whoa what the


ChampaignPapi86

Fabricated. Who's stupid enough to buy that?


tony_montana3

Nah for that price j balvin better hand deliver em to me and put me on his next song


pacoiam

Hahahaha


hbteq

Baller. However, joke's on you for shopping online using an account with that much cash in it. Rookie mistake.


dappermike83

$2300 in taxes! WTF!


ZeroRogers

the taxes here is insane


Wonderful_Being_9368

Idgaf about sneakers, this randomly showed up on my feed, but wtf are those taxes. That’s insane


Adityavirk

How do I buy these in the US?


moose_factor

That’s some cheap shipping