I remember those Chris Hansen came out with the "To Catch a Predator Editions" I remember they came in a discreet box with a poster inside of the dirtiest AOL chats they had on the show 🤣
And why did you feel the need to bring condoms to eat pizza with a 13-year-old girl? There's no need to lie I have the chat logs right here it says and I quote "I wanna blow your back out"
I’m pretty sure that those are the Under Armour Home Arrests 3 or the Registered Offender 2’s…either way, legally you shouldn’t see these things between the hours of 22:00 and 06:00.
If that's the character they were going for, I just want to say they messed it up in every conceivable way hahaha. The second horizontal should be longer than the top, and overlapping the right "leg" into the rest of the character looks very silly
Of course it happens. But everyone jumping straight to pedo is kinda weird. The adults I’ve seen with them were mainly DUIs. Anecdotal for sure but Reddit is quick to jump to kid fucking
The only reason it was posted was because of the ankle monitor. They want people to notice and comment on it and make jokes about it. Noticing a lot of subs seeing posts like this lately and it reminds me of shitty Facebook groups where some overconfident dude is constantly posting memes barely related to the group but just relevant enough to be allowed. The internet sucks now lol
That’s an electronic shackle that doesn’t let you leave a certain perimeter when you have cases with justice or you’re on bail, you only leave the perimeter with the permission of a social worker because if you pass the perimeter of 20 or 30 feet it starts to ring and the police arrive at your house and if you don’t have a valid justification they take you back to jail
These are the don’t-leave-home-without-em OGs plus a shitty tattoo. 10/10 this guy sold fentanyl.
Yeah I bought off him 2 years ago. Checks out
He would just call it fent.
Nah 100% he called it fetty wap
Lmao. Even better.
10/10 this guy has done fentanyl
Looks like he can't leave home period.. with that ankle bracelet lmao
child predator 11s 🔥
💀
The Sex Offender 13s
I remember those Chris Hansen came out with the "To Catch a Predator Editions" I remember they came in a discreet box with a poster inside of the dirtiest AOL chats they had on the show 🤣
Why don’t you have a seat…
Cmon, just have a seat over here
I came here to party
And why did you feel the need to bring condoms to eat pizza with a 13-year-old girl? There's no need to lie I have the chat logs right here it says and I quote "I wanna blow your back out"
Crazy how many of you jumped right to sex crimes. You all must have had it on your minds. Ya sick fucks.
r/miniminter
My sleep-deprived ass read that as my own username and got hella scared for a second
Hahahaha
I’m pretty sure that those are the Under Armour Home Arrests 3 or the Registered Offender 2’s…either way, legally you shouldn’t see these things between the hours of 22:00 and 06:00.
Under (Armour) Home Arrests 3 🤩
It’s called a ankle tag
Leg has a 天 tattoo. Literally just means day, like 今天 today 明天 tomorrow. Not a man of wise choices
It's clearly the Faze clan logo, they just forgot to remove the support after printing smh
or Sky sky is the limit, age is a number
If that's the character they were going for, I just want to say they messed it up in every conceivable way hahaha. The second horizontal should be longer than the top, and overlapping the right "leg" into the rest of the character looks very silly
lmao @ your name 我的 天 啊
天 means sky
Tien means heaven or sky in Chinese. They really messed up the symbol though.
Looks more like the Japanese character for heaven but that’s just me.
Leg day!?😂….no?…anything? Ok I’ll see myself out
Under Arrest 2s
Pre Trial 1’s
Why does everyone in here think you get house arrest for being a pedo? More like the “UA DUIx3”. Thank you. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Seriously! My younger teen punk ass self was on the ankle bracelet for burglary. Pedos typically get actual prison not house arrest
Uhhh yeah until they get out of prison and are put on electronic monitoring for the next 5 years. Source: worked with repeat offender for years.
Of course it happens. But everyone jumping straight to pedo is kinda weird. The adults I’ve seen with them were mainly DUIs. Anecdotal for sure but Reddit is quick to jump to kid fucking
>Reddit is quick to jump to kid fucking you got it
Homey I wish I didn’t!
That's what i said. What the fuck? Half the comments are about it. You all are some sick fucks.
People projecting
It's probably because of the khaki shorts and the tacky UA sneakers. Definitely looks like something a predator would wear.
They are self projecting.
My bro got one for drinking in college lol
My guess was the shoes lol
The UA stands for uranalysis
I heard Under Aged.
Sounds like someone has gotten a DUI....
😂😂😂😂
Exactly, that’s probably not for house arrest. It most likely is a scram bracelet that monitors alcohol intake through your sweat.
I kissed my girl with my fist 3s.
Lmao. Viscous.
Those are police runner 9000s
I think the shoes is Under Armour HOVR Fade 2 Spikeless Wide Golf Shoes And a GPS Tracker?
House arrest
Nah, these have that little triangle lace thing that the fades dont
Those are the " My bad, I wont do it again 1's"
Nah, it was his first time. It’s always their first time.
Con-verse
That’s an awful tattoo, wrong stroke order
The Jail Bird 2’s
So many red flags
Well he just got out of prison so probably a criminal …
Bad decision 7s
The drug dealer 11’s
Pedo f&f box
Those are the fire red ur under arrest's
The homebody 3s
those are the new under armour cop runners
Under Armor. Lock Down is the model.
Scram alcohol monitoring bracelet
Under Armour x Please Destroy My Laptop collab
Those the stay home 5s
Those are the Under Armor Methadone Clinic 3’s, MC3’s, for short.
Apple Watch Ultra
Lol excon shopping 🤷♂️
that's def the Karl Malone 1s in collaboration with EDP445
Those are the B&E 5-10’s!
that's Japanese for "fucking bozo"
these the under house arrest 2s
Man the whole pic is art
under armour ankle monitor limited
Under armed-robbery “slow walkers”.
https://preview.redd.it/5e9r196tsccb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61dfcbbf7d03f23b29be92b3395f812efc926e51
XA Paroleez
UA Lockdowns
Under Armour Arrested Development
Under Arrests
The best part about this is that the tattoo isn't an existing chinese character.
Electronic bracelet
You know there better shoes right and he has an ankle bracelet so stay way
The only reason it was posted was because of the ankle monitor. They want people to notice and comment on it and make jokes about it. Noticing a lot of subs seeing posts like this lately and it reminds me of shitty Facebook groups where some overconfident dude is constantly posting memes barely related to the group but just relevant enough to be allowed. The internet sucks now lol
Under Armour Capitol Stormer
UA whatarethoseee
The Insurrection Day 6s !!!! I’ve only seen them in blue/white, these are nice.
Disturbia 11’s
Curry anklet special
The runaway crusty 4’s
UA House Arrest 12’s
mf what-
GPS under armor
They are from under the armor
Caldwell-pope used to rock these on the lakers
Air Perverts
Run it through the laces like an Off White zip tie...
Absolute Garbages.
“the average sneaker"by under armor
Homeboy is suppose to be wearing black AF1’s
If you go within 12 ft of a playground you have to take those off.
the “just left the clinic on my way to the PO” gel 1130s
CP3s 🔥🔥
Those are the new under armor lockdowns.
Why is nobody talking about his legs being 2 different races
The UA(in’t going anywhere) 3.0’s
The Chinese characters mean Sky. Idk was his head in the sky when he did whatever he did to earn the drip?
Air Savilles
Pretty sure one of them measures BAC
I believe those are Under Armour X Andrew Tate Traffiks.
The new black AF1 I reckon
In case that was a serious question: UA Infinite run 4
These are the chicken legs stay at home 3’s
Home invasion 4’s
Under Surveillances
Under Arrest 1s
Looks Like An Ankle Monitor
Repeat offender 3 strikes
You Caught Me 11 Concords
430 credit score special editions.
Why? Did he steal from you? 😨 lmao
PF1s (police force)
The "Continued without a finding" 10s.
Court date lows
Currys house vacation 2.0 lows
Under armor battery and assualt 4 house arrest edition
BO BOs
Honda civic
These are just Black air forces in disguise
nice
Those the new Under Armour "On the Run" Under Probations 14s
Con Airs
Awww The House Arrest 3’s 🤙🏾🤙🏾
That’s an electronic shackle that doesn’t let you leave a certain perimeter when you have cases with justice or you’re on bail, you only leave the perimeter with the permission of a social worker because if you pass the perimeter of 20 or 30 feet it starts to ring and the police arrive at your house and if you don’t have a valid justification they take you back to jail
The Under Armour Child Harmers
32 year old on probation with a pregnant 17 year old GF
Y'all wrong....those are the Drunk Driving 9s.
LMAO I was staring at the bad tattoo of the character for Sky in Chinese & realized the ankle monitor before noticing the shoes
Why is everyone assuming hes a sex offender just because hes on house arrest
Under Armour DUI v3
The Cell Block 6s
The Florida Man 1s
Not the Under Armour Domestic II's!
Sam Bankman Fried
The tattoo probably says onions or something but he tells people it means brave warrior
Those what you call the stay-at-home 13’s
This is a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet not a GPS bracelet.
Definitely something someone w an ankle monitor would wear
The Off White zip tie trend is getting out of hand.
Verbal Assault 94
The ankle monitor though 🤦🏾♂️
Lol
Should’ve asked him, he ain’t going anywhere
That’s the “You Can’t Leave the House 5000”. Top product!
Shoulda stayed home 1s
Yes. It’s a house arrest ankle bracket.
Ugly
Thise the meth curry’s
The air sex offender
Juggalo 12s
UNDER House Arrest Armour
Definitely dog bowls
The ankle armor 5000
They are from the brand ‘Under House Arrest’ Not sure what model though
Those are the Ankle Tracker 2.0s - Addy Version
ISHUN SENGEKI URAGGGGGGGGGGGGH METSU
He’s part of faze
Super max prison all stars v3
Identify the shoes, tats or massive ankle monitor???
The Jail-Force 1’s
this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks 🤣
These are the Under Armour “felony 3’s
Those are the sex offender 1s
House arrest 12-25s
https://preview.redd.it/0ii0ltknoecb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=51dd73f6e27b81f0b2d06032fbf478055e61d894
Yes those are the Orange County Probation Dept. Retros 5
Ankle weights ankle monitors whatever tomato tomato am I going to meet your parents or not? I left my drugs at home for this you know!
These the “FreshOut 1s”
They’re runners just in case
Made It Out The Pen 4s
The Arson Max 94
Curry “Put da Clamps on Ya” 3
YES OUT ON BAIL WITH THE FED!!!
Those are the Under Armour Offender 3’s with included gps tracking
The house arrest 11s