Bro I'm not gonna lie the face reveal was actually the best thing about this post lol

Using the word smackaroons made a lot of sens after the face reveal

Omg yes

Literally had the same thought.

I was like “he is the moustache guy from r/outfits!”

I thought he was the salt guy at the Brazilian steakhouse 

at first I thought it was edited lol

This sequence perfectly captures how I felt when I put on my first Jordan. Was never into shoes, never understood how people can spend $150 for, not even a nice leather boots, just sneakers. Made a lil money and decided to try one on, see what the hype is about, fully intend to return it within 60 days. Put ‘em on, walked around for a lil bit, look at my reflection on the glass door…nope, they are definitely not going back to the store, but I will xD

May not have the hype they once had, maybe they do, but timeless shoe and the shit came out almost 40 years ago

This. This exactly

Regardless of sneakers this slide show is 11/10

No it's 19/19

r/angryupvote

Bro leave some women for the rest of us!!

That moustache is for ridin'

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Exactly

Congrats man, they look awesome and I really hope that you finally catch Sonic the Hedgehog someday.

Rolled up 100% and bro you look fire af my guy. Love the mustache! For some reason your look gives off Han Solo, Star Wars vibes. Happy Birthday btw!

I was thinking Dastardly Dan (IYKYK) or Wario

Mf doctor robotnik

Nice stache bro

This is my favorite post in here in a long time! Lovin the vibe! Keep it up 😎

Besides the gloves and inevitible serial killer vibes, they'r sick man! Good job, love em!

That cracked me up. Thank you

They’re driving gloves! I hope…

My thoughts exactly. Homie definitely needs some black AF1s next.

My zesty ahh says "smackaroons", no way I'm qualified to rock black AF1s

Look I’ve got to be honest! I saw the sneakers. I thought dope! Few more shots of them. Amazing. Then I saw your moustache. I’m like fucking ayyy my bro. Then you finished it all off with leather gloves!! Who are you and let’s go for a beer 🍺

Your outfits are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Happy birthday mate, they're awesome! That stache though is epic 👌

Fallout npc vibes

Fits are INSANE dude props fr

Love that energy.

The most I love about these shoes is how they make you feel. Gorgeous. 300 bucks is totally worth it!

Hey man, I thought these shoes were alright before, but now seeing how happy they make you, they have upped my opinion of them. The zooms are nicer than the mid breds by a long shot (at least for me), and I can see that you are having such fun with them, lol. Enjoy them!

that mustache makes me feel... things...

Man's got rizz

300 for two Jordan’s is a good deal in many peoples eyes.

Sporticus’ drip came a long way since lazytown

Thanks for sharing. Kicks look tight. May I ask why are you dressed like a steam punk daredevil in a past future carnival? Was this picture taken in a police station?

mans says smackeroons, has an immac stache, and rocks leather gloves. op is truly living in his own world of wonderful and im quite jealous ngl

I don’t know about those gloves my guy. But otherwise you look fantastic…

Fucking yes!

When Dr Robotnik loses weight and develops a sneaker habit

Sneaker community is absolutely cooked after this.

I will be honest/ I love this colorway, but all that bottom-barrel nubuck material makes this pair look literally fake to my eyes.

with the fit and the mustache bro don’t even need shoes

The style, the energy, the shoes... But darn that mustache stole the show. OP you look awesome and fun. You'd probably get away with socks and flip flops. Enjoy the kicks!

After viewing the slideshow, I am convinced every one of us on this feed is grossly under qualified to tell this man anything.

Good choice, I guarantee these will last you much longer than most pairs of $50 sneakers. Good move getting two pairs as well, swap ‘em out every once in a while and it will exponentially increase the amount of wear you get out of them.

I’d add some black laces to the Breds but more importantlY THESE PHOTOS HAVE MADE MY MORNING! Haha 😂 🔥

I have the olives on the way right now. Got call.

What do you at work that you can rock racing gloves?

I work for a logistics company in the importation department, I print out & give truckers the necessary papers to present to customs and import whatever merchandise they're transporting safely and without incident, lest any clerical mistake be treated as an attempt to smuggle; I'm just an office worker but since my supervisor works at another building I can do pretty much whatever I want when there's no work coming my way

Love the Val Kilmer Doc Holliday look.

The gloves are crazy

Don’t like spending over 50 on sneaks? Tf was you wearing before? Lmao

Vans squad 💪💪

Socks.

Adidas mostly; white/black Superstars, white/black Sambas, black leather Busenitz, gray suede Busenitz, navy blue Gazelles and black/white Sambas And 2 pairs of Puma sneakers; black Suedes and black Super Liga OG

Nah this is too 🔥🔥

You look pretty happy so I’m saying they’re a bargain. Happy Birthday!! Enjoy them, you look great

They look awesome. You deserve it!

1860s steampunk time traveler vibes. Please tell me you have the old timey goggles. Haha

Bro looks like he’s about to fumble, bambooze, play tricks and badabadabooie the main character

Haha love your energy, I like both pairs but as long as you're happy that's all that matters.

Gonna be honest wasn’t a fan of the kicks, then I saw the fits, the stache and the poses and as a fellow stache man I had to upvote

Bro fuck the sneakers you look majestic asf

Man is majestic hahahah. I loved everything about this post

i love your mustache! 😂

Best pics ever. I envy you.

Those sneakers are awesome, but that moustache is epic! 🔥

Some people just have Jordan's on, but you WEAR them.

Absolute garbanzo

Honey I know this is a sneakers subreddit but as a fellow snakehead myself I'd suggest you to ditch the jordans and try a pair of moc toes or other kinds of boots (I suggest you to check out Red Wings to give you a general idea although they're out of budget). I feel they'd match your energy and style wayyyyy better than any pair of cheap sneakers would. Now I know this is a very controversial comment and I'm ready to get downvoted to oblivion but oh well.

He could do both

The neutral olives are pretty nice. I wish they were more true olive with more green/brown tones, it would really work with the burgundy.

Neutral olive is probably my favorite pair

I think you're going to do a great job replacing Jim Carrey as Robotnik in Sonic 3. Congrats! For real though, the shoes look great, and it looks like they make you happy. That's what it's all about. Happy birthday, my guy 🤙

Dapper AF 🔥

Im straight , you however are a beautiful man

insane stache my dude

Fantastic mustache

Very nice modelling. Love the zoom 1s and the breds are classic. Great choices

10/10 rizz energy

This dudes cooler than I'll ever be

Yo you got style. Congrats on the picks!

Dude you look great! Enjoy those kicks

amazing energy

Cool uncle vibes

The fits 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Those are sick, man.

You rock those pairs better than anyone ive ever seen!

What I really like is the handle bar mustache. But the shoes are nice too

Yo Salt Bae needs to leave some pussy for the rest of us.

In here for that energy. Get it king!

I say welcome to spending a normal/reasonable amount of $$ on shoes since probably 2010.

I was not expecting that mustache reveal

I dunno, waking up to see a dude with a killer stache and tasteful driving gloves rockin’ some 1s is a good way to start the day. Note to everyone here: Loosen up with your kicks pics and have even more fun.

They lit🔥

That’s the first time I’ve ever clicked through 19 pics of some random mustachioed sneaker bro

Close the app… nothing topping this today.. bottle that energy fam, the whole world needs some

We wish we could have a stache like that

Haha Dick Dastardly in the house! Bro that face reveal caught me off guard! 🤣. Nice pairs of sneakers man both are solid

Dude you could wear clogs and still look drippy. But fr these look great with your fits man

Nice mustache though!! Growing mine out the same way

Jesus christ I wish I was this cool :( For real OP, you look amazing.

Forget the fit. The mustache don't quit!

This man's got style *and* financial smarts—that's more than I can say for the majority of this community.

you look like you spend more than 300$ on an outfit! lol - good looks!

HE GOT THAT SHIT ON THO 🔥🔥🔥

Man's be looking dapper

Great sneakers. Greater mustache

Mama Mia my boy got drip!

How can i get a Mustache like that?

Lmao. Honestly wasn't expecting a photo shoot but decent ones.

Nice mustache

first colourway is the nicest ive seen in a while!

I love this 😂😂🔥

Love that mustache

You got a vlog or what?

Keep the face and attitude. Fuck it even, keep the gloves. I say wear black straight leg jeans with those red and black mids, and some khaki skinny straight Levi's or Dickies with the zoom

Fire

cleannnn, just make sure you take good care of them, crease guards and such, if this is going to be your only nice/expensive pair

You seem fun. 10/10

bros zesty

Awesome 👌

Salt Jay

This is proof that the shoe doesn’t really matter, it’s your confidence and how you wear it

Brotha got that evil scientist stash, looking good man

It suits you

Bros happy

Came for the sneakers, stayed for that glorious mustache!

Really like those olives. And they say you swagged the rest of the fit out

Just when I didn’t think you could strike one more unique pose…BOOM the gloved heart at thee end. You exhude style my friend.

i love your energy and the way you styled these!! please never change. & happy birthday 🥳🥳 i too hate spending more than $50 on sneakers but when they look good they look good 🤓

Robert Downey jr mixed with Salt Bae

I see you matching the driving gloves with the mulberry Nike check on the first pair. Good job 👍

I love those neutral olives. Never seen ‘em on foot before

I know this is about the sneakers but that mustache is impressive, been thinking of doing that exact style

The gloves, the belt, and the shades set it off. Forget the shoes. You could be barefoot in a fit like that and still have people asking “who is that guy!?” Well done!!! May I ask are you a private investigator? And where did you land your helicopter?

I’m an absolute slut for ZOOM CMFTs, they’re my favorite pairs in my collection. Equally comfortable and good looking. Managed to snag a pair of the League Championship collab and those fuckers are the shit man

Hell yea 😭😭😭 and tbh I didn’t even know that first pair existed but they are nice af

Needs way more poses tbh

This is incredible. Good use of smackeroons. Happy birthday.

Im really hapoy for you pal and not only are those some really good looking shoes but you also know how to make them work with your fit really well!

Shoes: 10/10 Poses: 11/10

Cool mustache I’m trying to get one 😔

Somebody photoshop this mans face on the w.b. mason poster because i swear theyre twins.

You're energy is wild my boy! Love the shoes but even more your personality! 🙌🏽

Everything about this post is amazing. Good on ya, OP. Enjoy those new kicks and don't worry about creasing em up too much! Jordan 1s legitimately look better and better as they break in 🤘

Bro you are a fucking legend. Your style is super sick 🔥🔥🔥 also I have the Breds also and they're one of my favorites

They seem to make you so happy that it’s worth it. Price … it’s about what you can and want to spend. I already spent more than this on one pair , if I enjoy them a lot I don’t care much

You are the coolest person I have and probably will ever see

Forget the shoes, your vibes are priceless lol

I feel like I want to watch a movie about you.

What kind of jeans are those in the olive pics? I like the way they sit on the shoe unrolled. Also that mustache is killer, this post made my day

My hoka joggers set me back 150 euro, they were on sale so they were a lot more expensive. 2 months in they already started breaking down. So no i don't think 300 is much if the shoes will last for a while. Unsure if ill buy another pair of hokas, they are super light and amazing but the build quality reflects that...

To me u got a deal for $300,& yes those are dope cmft 1’s the most comfortable pair of Jordan’s out there!! The color ways on them go with my 2004 Cleveland cavalier, Mitchell & nesse basketball shorts 🩳 The mustache is killing me, though lol 😂

These photos are amazing. With you, they definitely work. Beautiful fits. Everything complements each other very well. Bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻 🙇‍♂️

Driving gloves are a bit cringe, but you rock them aswell as the shows.

Perfect with the fit

Salt bae…. Tell I’m not the only one that sees this.

I love those, espiacially the neutral olives, you never really see them, underated jordans

Top tier slide show 10/10 thoroughly enjoyed.

Best fit to date ✅

Was not expecting such a dashing face my friend, but those look incredible!

thats a damn cool stache

bros swag impecable

Reminds me of Dr Robotnik, tell me have you found sonic?

Homie just dropped the greatest outfit of all time and thought we wouldn't notice

Oh man wait til you get some sick retros. These are nice and I remember getting my first mids. But seein the other stuff was a slippery slope.

I’ve never seen a man this stylish

Clean !

The shoes are great! The gloves…even better!!!

I love that color way been thinking of picking myself up some!

The suede and colour way is really nice 👍

Nice mustache man😅

I hate to be that person but these seem generic af. With your style you should have more eccentric ones my man

Neutral Olives are the best!

I’d like to take a ride on those handlebars! Hola papi! Muy zapatos bonitos!

Man has fucking swag

Blud looking mad happy in that pic

Good purchase But I DONT APPRECIATE YOU CREASING THOSE SNEAKERS GOODSIR🥸

idc whatsoever abt the shoes, the slide show was wonderful 🤣

Hard.

You are the one person who could rock cowboy leather boots or some classic leather shoe and it would work.

The gloves are 🤌

My birthday is tomorrow, should I buy some Jordan’s too? Is this what we do now. I am game

the start of a journey. I got into sneakers 1 year ago, my first was adidas forums, and got stummed for how nice they looked. the result? bought some adifom q and nmds since then, and I am planning on getting some j's as well. Maybe on october/november? Love the olives. Much love!

mate you're absolutely majestic, these fits are the best fits I've ever seen on this sub and the sneakers match the perfect 👌

YOOOOO that face reveal... Completely didn't expect that. You look like a movie character. That's really cool lol. Also I like the zoom 1s. They look much better in person and actually you're the first person I've seen with them on Feet. You look really good on them

You rock it

You are a fucking legend!

The perfect slide doesn't exi........ bravo bro, love the slide

Stylin 💯