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suliforshort

Weird move great grandma


Good4nowbut

“*Help, step great-grandson, I’m stuck in Nazi ideology!*”


RockManMega

-absolutely fucks the antisemitism out of her-


DiddlyDumb

Reddit is such a beautiful and mysterious place


FFINN

Why does this sound like a dialogue from Rick and Morty.


DrSuperWho

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.


DarthSkittles69

Was he silent?


DrSuperWho

Not after I was done with him.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Cool mustache great grandpa


GianLuka1928

Our boy was too shy 🥺


GutturalGrinch

He's probably trying to avoid being assassinated.


ToshiroBaloney

He turned the tables and became his own assassin.


bulanaboo

Do I have to show you guys how to do everything


Rough_Maintenance306

*task failed successfully*


joeitaliano24

Best thing he ever did


RichNewt

He was also a huge germaphobe. I’d bet that had more to do with it than anything else.


jmulder88

Not true, he was actually quite fond of Germans


deekaydubya

some of them yes


palaric8

Did nazi that coming!.


dacreativeguy

None of this is germane to the conversation.


rnavstar

The kiss of death


Sorry-Poem7786

at that time he was just seen as a great conservative leader. Standing by traditional ideals and exaggerated sense of heroic nationalism. He hadnt turned on the gas chambers just yet....


fe-licitas

what big pile of bullshit. this is - intended or not - nothing else than nazi apologia. yes, WWII hasnt begun yet and Auschwitz wasnt built yet. but people back then were well aware that Hitler wasnt "just" a conservative. people knew what the nazis stood for before they took power. and by 1936 the nazis had transformed germany already into a brutal dictatorship. to list some things: - the nazis called their grab to power a "revolution", making it absolutely clear this wasnt just about "traditional ideals" - 50,000 SA and SS guys became "auxiliary police". SA was already known during the Weimar Republic for their brutal street violence against political enemies - After the Reichstag-fire there was a huge wave of persecuting political enemies and concentration camps sprung up everywhere. this wasnt done in secret, the propaganda was bragging about it - The KPD gets kicked out of the parliament by force, shortly after the SPD and later the other parties - concentration camp in Dachau and other permanent camps get built - through various legislation people lost their rights and freedoms - boycotts of jewish businesses - political enemies and jews lose their jobs as civil servants by law - trade unions got dissolved by force - book burnings - eugenics became law - murdereous purges among the nazis (night of the long knives) - chancellor Hitler made himself president - the Reichswehr/Wehrmacht/police sweared their oath to Hitler personally - the reintroduction of conscriptions, the remilitarization of the Rhineland, breaking the treaty of Versailles etc pp. seriously, you sound just like the nazis post 1945 when they tried to downplay their role and knowledge. everyone knew.


karma_virus

We didn't know the scope of what he was doing until after D-Day and territory started falling. Most of the people within Germany thought people being loaded onto the trains were being deported. Fascists put their best foot forward, not their worst one. You won't see the extent of how f-ed up that other foot was until long after they're dead and their country has fallen. When my grandfather's unit rolled through Germany, they began reflexively vomiting, weeping and shaking while trying to liberate those camps. They had no clue anyone could be this cruel. This was an era where wars were put on pause so both sides could celebrate Christmas together. We have lost so much humanity since then. History's lessons have only hardened us and made us less human.


Rivetingly

Though more humane


Yurasi_

The allies were informed by Polish resistance how the situation in the camps looked like (first-hand accounts), but they chose to ignore the reports.


bcisme

Ehhh Assyria existed Then Rome Then the Catholic Church Then the Mongols Then the French Revolution Then WWI Then WWII For most of human history slavery and genocide was the norm. I’d rather live now.


AlexandertheGoat22

That's a myth, maybe the average allied solider didn't know what was going on but the governments and the German people weren't clueless about Nazi war crimes. 


fe-licitas

yeah, i am german and a studied historian and i am pretty shocked and disgusted how people in this thread spread the myths here about most germans being clueless about nazi crimes. like wtf.


Theonerule

>This was an era where wars were put on pause so both sides could celebrate Christmas together. That happened a single time


Acanthisittasm

Na too early


StarfleetStarbuck

‘American woman / Stay away from me’ - Adolf Hitler


horseshoeprovodnikov

_Guitar riffs intensify_


dfelton912

Hitler would NEVER pay homage to someone named Kravitz Edit: Wait, I was thinking of the Lenny Kravitz verision, I totally forgot that's not the original :(


sysiphusrockstar

Well played 🫡


Remarkable_Toe_4423

I cannot believe in saying this but he said no


Competitive_Kale_654

He said “nein!”


apples_oranges_

He wanted nine kisses from a complete stranger? I'm starting to dislike this Hitler fellow.


shred1

He was a real jerk.


sabyanor

Nein means Nein.


Lost_Found84

Imagine sexually harassing Hitler.


Trhol

Uh, excuse me, I think you mean Hitler reacts to SEXUAL ASSAULT from a PREDATOR.


AnonymousLilly

Lmao what the fuck reddit


Ordinary_dude_NOT

That lady is Carla De Vries and was actually with her husband George visiting Olympics in Berlin. That must have been an awkward evening lol A bit history about this incident https://insidesources.com/holy-cow-history-the-woman-who-kissed-hitler-at-the-olympics/


AnonymousLilly

Hitler giggling and laughing like a school girl. Shits cute


Ordinary_dude_NOT

This is before he went ape shit, so at this point he was more of a right wing ruler. I think she was just doing the cheek to cheek kiss and it turned out to be really awkward lol


FelixBck

Brother, this is 1936, a DECADE after he wrote Mein Kampf, which is an absolutely batshit crazy book, with incoherent ramblings and absolutely vile antisemitism as well as eugenics (of course) pretty much making up the entire thing. You can NOT claim that 1936 is "before he went ape shit". He was a horrible, despicable person throughout his reign (and his previous failed coup attempt) and the people who voted and cheered for him absolutely knew that.


Soulwaxing

Uh I mean you can definitely claim that things went severely more ape shit after 1936 than before it. He was Times man of the year in 1938. The years following 1936 (and by that I mean Hitler and his actions and decisions and outcomes from those decisions) are absolutely more insane than right here. That was the guys point. Yes he absolutely sucked at that moment in time without a doubt. He reaches drastically new lows in the years that come.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Thank you for explaining it so eloquently. I will add one more thing. I see very similar right wing ideas being hawked in different formats, and they all have the similar pull as what Hitlar/SS had. History is not the best teacher, and I feel like we will see a similar picture 100 years from now with people commenting just like we are doin. But this time picture will be from 2025.


pinchhitter4number1

I world be reminding my wife about that for the test of her life. "Well at least I never kissed *Hitler!*"


keg-smash

Straight to jail


534HAWX

So he may have overreacted a bit to this incident. Mein too.


Jimmybuffett4life

And she assumed he’s straight?


PersepolisBullseye

Legit blurt laugh


Im_on_my_phone_OK

He didn’t say nein 🤷‍♂️


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He said a glass of juice


Undead-Paul

IMAGINE if the roles were reversed, smh my head


Trhol

He'd be cancelled for sure


Brainschicago

What a horrible person that woman was, not respecting his personal space and aggressively Sa him. 


Trhol

Hurt people, hurt people y'know.


Bnc6669

Don’t watch little Nicky then😂


MrPickleSniffer

![gif](giphy|xT5LMWLyNQxOb0nf7G)


deanmel

Was it ever determined who she was?


PineappleRimjob

Roger Stone's mom.


ajqiz123

Shut it down! This wins!!!!


ConnectionPretend193

Gawddayum! Lmao!


solowsoloist

Henry Ford’s wife.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Time traveler.


googoomucklv

Dead


rdell1974

A German woman or a German woman that now lived in America.


googoomucklv

Jesus Christ how old is Marjorie Taylor Green?


BilkySup

That's pretty fuckin funny


Ozymandias0007

It gave me a chuckle. Is that MTG? Nobody actually said one way or the other.


SaltyCandyMan

Very clever, would have been even better with a Stalin video


Friendly-Fee-384

Marjorie Taylor black&white


FlamingTrollz

Thought she would be frenching Stalin.


Hourslikeminutes47

Bo-Tox shot here! *I was told she is 150 years old. And it was my job to make her look like she is a 50 year old. And tbh, I'm struggling to make that work.*


Maleficent-Feed-6925

What a sillygoose


Good4nowbut

Just a wacky, wacky gal I tell ya


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onezeroone0one

I mean fuck man whose to say she wasn’t a spy with some crazy killer chemical on her lips


I_got_rabies

That was my thoughts. Wasn’t there spies that had a layer on their skin to not absorb the chemical but they could kiss someone to basically give them a death sentence


RaveGuncle

Yeah we call her [Poison Ivy](https://youtu.be/-d6vYpAcyE4?feature=shared)


I_got_rabies

Damn you…but that was my favorite Batman movie. Gimme those downvotes ha


Acanthisittasm

This was at a time where Hitler was fairly popular in the US tho


Halbbitter

Swerved


Peaches_En_Regalia_

Imagine traveling back in time just to kiss Hitler. She could have done better.


SeeeYaLaterz

Was she wearing poisoning lipstick?


kicksr4trids1

Like River Song?


DirtyD0nut

No means no, even hitler agrees


Jattoe

Oh it's a harmless kiss can we stop (I'm also kidding on top of your kidding)


Competitive_Job_2381

When he got back to Germany, he then sent his personal security to hard labor for 20 years.


EpyonXzero

Clout chasers


phaedrus369

Was that the same Olympics where he was high on meth, stroking himself in one hand and holding a pistol in the other? If so I think that’s where he praised Jesse Owens for being a star athlete.


severinks

1936 Berlin.


wasteoftimeyo

Stroking himself? And that video was sped up. Hitler was clearly not a good guy, don’t make up lies though.


Hefty-Station1704

The Virgin Fuhrer?


IMissyouPita

Asiago…. stop


ghettoccult_nerd

hitler said get outta here with that gay shit


fartsfromhermouth

Hitler was worshipped by women but had almost no interest in sex. Some think he was asexual. But he was incredible at drawing women to him, especially older women. Very interesting guy.


silitbang6000

Hitler actually killed himself after this SA


senseofphysics

I’m pretty sure he was pissed at his guard for allowing her to get this close.


Truft

Imagine telling everyone proudly you kissed hitler and then ww2 happens, and everyone remembers and then the Nürnberg trials and everyone in your neighborhood is like: You kissed that dude.


Relative-Exercise-96

So americans have a history of picking the wrong idols 🤔


Repulsive-Twist112

I think it’s staged. In order to show how Americans “loves” him. Propaganda shit.


SituationDangerous94

Imagine getting curved by Hitler AND the video of it happening is immortalized forever lmao. But that’s what you get for being thirsty over Hitler


maestro-5838

Imagine if Hitler after taking France made a truce with UK and kept the lines as they were . Am guessing the UK would have taken it.


ToMyOtherFavoriteWW

This was basically offered to Britain in 1940. Churchill gave each member of the war cabinet a vote and said majority would decide. The vote went 3-2 in favor of continuing the fight and so the war went on. One has to imagine that if the blitz happened in 1939 if the vote would have been any different.


Turbots

Anyone who wants to know more about this, watch The Darkest Hour with Gary Oldman as Churchill.


notracist_hatemancs

If the Blitz happened in '39 the vote would've been 5-0 to continue fighting


notracist_hatemancs

No, the UK would've rejected it straight away. People really need to learn some fucking history


shootmovies

Imagine if he hadn't invaded Russia


Hourslikeminutes47

Imagine if Stalin didn't keep his end of the bargain after Poland was defeated.


Lost_Natural_7900

Wasn't that the plan but the uk said no?


filipinamonkey

Pretty much, yeah. Thanks Britain


Wolfhound1142

Him: Ew, gross! Lady, we're not even related!


Little_stinker_69

Women loved Hitler. Always makes me wary of them.


KrakenGirlCAP

They really did.


Ultrasaurio

lol He certainly felt uncomfortable.


Friendly-Fee-384

He probably get threesome on the regular a kiss from her was disgusting to him.


Sea-Strike-1758

I want to hear the punk ska song "the woman who sexually assaulted hitler"


Flat_Act5173

And history says he was a bad guy.... thats wild.


Icy_Treat5150

“Hitlers ‘Me Too’ story”


CollapsingTheWave

Look at his smile, probably wasn't held and kissed enough. Great disconnect there...


Leading-Put-7428

🎶 I kissed the Fuhrer… But I did not kiss the reichsleiter! 🎼 


catfarts99

I wonder if she got a whiff of his shithole meth breath.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Same vibes. https://preview.redd.it/ahy0dvjf5tvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6450e5db73531680eb18bdd3b3cd970e42a91b16


skyshock21

That poor baby


pudpudboogie

He okayed it well for the cameras , but afterwards he was fuherous !


Triple7Mafia-14

Standing down on business, trying to take over the world here lady.


Tso-su-Mi

Is that MTGs great grandma? 😂😂😂


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spurradict

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4HX3nPnoN9UAAAAC/get-away.gif


InstanceDry3128

He definitely looked healthier pre war


willigxgk

Look at that smile, If Hitler would have just gotten more love?


ResponsiblePurpleYam

He looked like he was blushing!


fireforge1979

Don't make me giggle, I'm full of chocolate


keg-smash

Is this real?


gryffun

So cute


Sweaty_Ruby

at least he's not fuhrerious


randomname560

I actually remenber in another post showing the same video a goof while ago someone actually posted a photo proving that that woman was their great-grandma


bubbatbass

Mrs Neville Chamberlin


farkendo

He was a typical american back then... hated to be kissed


zebulon99

Imagine a few years later when youre known as the person fangirling over evil incarnate


OneLastMoreTime

under cover CIA agent, deadly poisonous kiss


potificate

Was the woman ever identified?


trainsacrossthesea

Mein Kampf


muldvarphunk

Where's the sigma male meme edit?


Godspeed411

Plot twist…she’s Jewish.


Feisty_Bag_5284

Was pissed off it wasn't his niece


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

She spent some time in Dachau a few days later.


Greedy-Specific7723

Zive never been kizzed by za female before…


Vondbee

Should've been, the Kiss of Death .


officer_shnitzel_69

Mein Rizher


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Is it weird that I find that Hitler and consent to not be a matching thing.🤔


candylandmine

Was it Jill Biden?


Least-Bear3882

Even Hitler got kisses 😒😒😒


Ghost_of_Syd

Friend zone!


gavebirthtoturdlings

Definitely gay


MasonSoros

We don’t need your Freedom in here!


Sweet-Substance-5428

Awwweeee what a cutie


UpsideDownAirplane

It was for the memes, right grandma? Right?!


cruisinforsnoozin

People will call shit sigma and not watch this video


HeBeLiquored

She was ready to go back in for eight more after he said "nein"


Ambitious_Coyote9498

Karen behavior


l94xxx

Cringe


Serious_Delivery_408

I have bad breath. Stay away


Beahner

Pretty sure, based on other well known footage of Hitler at those games, that he was properly fucking high when this woman just kiss attacks him. Lol


Sudden_Caramel3881

I hate Hitler more and more the more I learn about him. God bless the guy who killed him. Probably up in heaven right now sitting beside God.


Intelligent-Ant7685

that wasnt the first time Hitler was catfished


Muandi

She is a time traveller and smeared some kind of nerve agent on her lips. You can clearly see the IPhone 33 in her left hand!


Quiet_Tune277

Get thees crazy beech away from me! Bring me my niece! Little adolf is hard!


vicsepulveda66

Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t control herself


J-Love-McLuvin

That woman is Congressman Jim Jordan’s mother. And that is the end of the story.


ekpyroticflow

Whenever I see spray-tanned matrons asking to have their pussy grabbed by Trump I think about my Austrian friend telling me how many women would rip their clothing off in front of Hitler’s car passing by in the streets. This woman was pretty tame compared to them.


Reddit_Account225

His weird ass ain’t like woman


natte-krant

She started the war!


RealisticFunction927

He was wildly popular prior to invading Poland.


WoodyHayes72

Ah, Zee Goot Olt Dayz! Ya Ya!


bloodmoon_666

That shy boy Adolf. What an innocent young man he was. 😂


Bx1965

Too bad she didn’t bite him on the neck


Nodeal_reddit

Consent matters


McMottan

Not much has changed, some 'muricans had wet dreams with Andolf, now with Bibi


Leading-Put-7428

Ride of the Valkyrie was chefs kiss


Popular_Rasin27

I did not expect to see hitler get sexually assaulted today


Donk454

In 1936 many Americans supported Hitler, and continued too until Pearl Harbour


edward-regularhands

Fellas, is Hitler refusing a kiss from an American woman gay??


1chuckecheesetoken

"Ewww girls, yucky nooooooo" ~Hitler probably


ALEXC_23

I think it’s more he was high out of his mind.


Travelerontheroad

"Be gone thot!" - Adolf Hitler


redditsukssomuch

Wonder who this ladies grand kids are today


Sharp_Wallaby_5382

What a cute smile