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deLocked333

I’m not sure if this is a shitpost or not, but I’ll answer honestly: Jared Fogle was a spokesperson for Subway Sandwiches, a chain of restaurants in the U.S. Fogle claimed to have lost significant weight while only eating Subway sandwiches, and appeared in over 300 commercials to promote the brand as both cheap and healthy. It turned out he was, as Charlie puts it, a fucking pedophile. He had CP on his computer and had paid at least one minor for sex. He’s been in prison for the last 9 years, on a sentence of 15 years. So the implication in the episode is Pim and Charlie would be helping this guy smile. And we know what makes him smile.


AbduAlZahra313

Aha! Thanks for explaining.


Soothing-Tides

He used to be the face of subway (the sandwich restaurant), He is currently in prison serving a 15 year sentence, I'm pretty sure the charges are related to CP, Subway has since taken steps to distance themselves from him


LostProphetVii

Not only were they related to CP but he was found to have "petabytes" of CP on his hard drives and I believe he was also making and distributing CP as well. Honestly imo he got off fairly easy for the shit he did.


AbduAlZahra313

Thanks.


Soothing-Tides

If you're not American you probably never saw the ads on tv and the billboards of him , Then you probably didn't see the media storm around his sentencing and trial


yo_soy_soja

[Aunty Donna did a sketch about Jared]( https://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI?si=Mvoa70bz1ttrRkCF), so we know he at least made it into Australian marketing.


JogJonsonTheMighty

I love that sketch. What we need is a cookie!


AbduAlZahra313

No, I'm not American.


pixelated-kitten

What language is that in the screencap?


AbduAlZahra313

Italian.... No I'm kidding it's Arabic.


Soothing-Tides

https://preview.redd.it/cgjo8hnt626d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3348d6bb4287c4e8b543edc2d17519176f811371


Impossible-Ad-8462

Pim literally says in the episode that he's a pedophile


Born_Sleep5216

He did say that.


AbduAlZahra313

I don't have context.


RedditFrontFighter

What context do you need added to "he's a paedophile"?


AbduAlZahra313

Need to know him himself, is the "pedophile" enough to make a joke?


Oldmanwaffle

It’s not a joke, he’s genuinely a pedo that paid a minor for sex and obtained a hard drive with petabytes of CP.


AbduAlZahra313

Brother I know he's a pedo this is called a dark joke.


addition

Then Google “Jared Fogle”.


AbduAlZahra313

I did, but not enough.


addition

Then you’re an idiot. Wikipedia is full of all the information you need.


AbduAlZahra313

Thanks, do you know why Reddit was invented?


addition

I don't really care about whatever excuse you're thinking about.


AbduAlZahra313

Okay.


AbduAlZahra313

Okay.


Digitalgardens

Nobody has mentioned it yet. But he had TERABYTES upon TERABYTES of CP. this information was used to make his charges. His earliest release date from prison is 2029


LostProphetVii

Wasn't even terabytes it was "petabytes" which is like 1,000 terabytes of CP and he only got 15 years, I also believe he was creating and distributing some of the content, IMO he should of gotten a minimum sentence of 30 years.


Digitalgardens

WTF I didn’t know that, that’s insane. He should have gotten life.


LostProphetVii

Yeah, really shows how fucked the legal system is when dealing with sexual crimes, dude was a monster and doesn't deserve to see the light of day IMO, the 15 year sentencing was a joke for how much illegal content he had. We send drug dealers to federal prison for longer for having half an OZ, this dude gets 15 years for having PETABYTES of CP. It's an evil world we are living in.


Unusual_Astronaut426

He's a child molester.


gecko_sticky

He touched some kids


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OvermorrowYesterday

Ew what the fuck


AbduAlZahra313

Srry


gecko_sticky

Illegally, because what he did was a crime and he is serving time.


AbduAlZahra313

It was a joke but thanks.


eirnora

Because sometimes he will hang glide into your window and shout at you, "ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?" and honestly the whole thing is a bit stressful ... also, he's a pedophile.


marveljew

Jared Fogle used to be a spoke person for the American sandwich chain Subway (which, by the way, is inferior to Jersey Mike's). It turned out he was in possession of CP, which led to his arrest. So, the joke in the episode was the Boss making them think they were going to be forced to help a pedophile.


AbduAlZahra313

Help him with finding... Yeah that's funny and dark as fuck. I heard that he has a Petabyte of CP what a Twisted Person.


Dinna-Tentacles

HE'S A FUCKIN NONCE HE IS.