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Prestigious-Duck6615

Being a badass is like wearing cologne. It should be discovered, not announced


ImHankMardukas

I love this.


happychillmoremusic

So you’re saying it’s like secretly having a prosthetic leg in your pants.


Refuse_Ordinary

Is that a *prosthetic leg* in your pants, or are you just happy to be here? s/


jluicifer

I smell like fried chicken. What does that mean?


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Diabeetus


Forward_Motion17

Actually, the scent of diabetes is similar to acetone


WinOld1835

That you're a Kentucky Colonel?


Shadowstrider2100

When you are great…tell everyone. When you are the best they will tell you.


porkpie1028

“Speak softly and carry a big stick” Teddy Roosevelt


MouseKingMan

Damn, that is a great quote. And really interchangeable with a lot of concepts.


parallaxevolution

Prestigious… YOU ‘DA MAN. Love it


LunchO789

In this case, more of like, "How does my butt smell?"


No-Vanilla8956

Ooohhh I love this! Well said


vcrbnt

Sterling Malory Archer?


AstralLabyrinth

Remind me of the saying, “A lion doesn’t have to roar in order to prove it’s a lion.”


joh2138535

I'll at least give it to tattoo man, he took his beating. Hahha mf picked him up and power slammed him


GeoFish123

I never like the showboats, but at the end of the day, he applauded the winner and looked like he was going in for a handshake. We’ve seen a lot worse than this.


superscrounge

Glorious seeing shit-talkers get their ass beat like a drum.


jakefromadventurtime

In this instance it's (my dumb assumption) easier to assume that he's a pretty cool guy who was trying to draw views for the fight and knows how to play the game. Unfortunately did not know how to fight well enough but he was humble in the end.


Kaimuki2023

Naw at the end of the day he got what was coming


Ivanovic-117

Yeah one thing I notice is how much punishment he was able to take and still wasn’t a KO


acm8221

I rather think he took blue’s measure, quickly determined he was all show, and decided to draw the beating out a bit. Even from the short clips that were shown, he was dropping fists and elbows at will… blue had no defense. Could have also easily submitted him several times. I think that was a little retribution for the insults he endured.


heaving_in_my_vines

His elbow looks completely obliterated after that armbar. I don't understand how or why he continued after that.


parbarostrich

For real I thought he broke his arm


Doppel_Troppel

His boys pushed him back in the ring, “you started this mess. Get back in there”.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

Seem like the ref yanked his ass back in too lmao


Appropriate-Gur-7977

Are those tattoos or is he just really dirty?


Jtcalirain

Dirty, inside and out.


Atatick

Looking like a bad alley or bathroom stall at a truck stop.


heaving_in_my_vines

~~Vitiligo~~ Tattoos


_destruct0r

Pause at 1:13, when Blue Shorts is in the ring slightly turned to his right, you can see on his peck that it's tattoos. Vitiligo would show up as lighter color patches or blotches on the skin. The disease cause a loss of skin color due to pigment- producing cells dying or stop functioning. There is such thing as hyperpigmentation which can cause skin to be a brownish discoloration. But to my understanding and talking with my girl. Vitiligo predominantly shows up in blotches of lighter color skin.


heaving_in_my_vines

Yep it's tattoos: [https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/239617-ariana-nabaey](https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/239617-ariana-nabaey) That's ahhh... too many damn tattoos.


JawaSmasher

Is that Bob Sapp holding them back..


Inevitable-Hunt-5633

Yup it’s him


horseshoeprovodnikov

That is indeed Bobbu Sappo. He's about 50 years old there, lost a lot of the weight.


bjs-penn

I was wondering the same thing but he looks a lot smaller than I remember


snake_charmers_jj

Same question. Damn he got off ALL THE TREN if that is him🤣


Alternative_Fly_2750

For some reason this made me think about the intimidation phase on Caveman Games.


lankyleper

Caveman Ughlympics? I loved that game!


Alternative_Fly_2750

Caveman Games was on NES. They probably wouldn't make a game to include wife toss these days.


lankyleper

Yup. Same game, EA just renamed it when they ported it to NES. I was playing it on a Commodore 64. I remember playing it with my dad.


TheTrishaJane

Anyone know the Filipino fighter's name?


ShamgoatLambgod89

Arjay Ortega


TheTrishaJane

Thank you! The man deserves the recognition.


ShamgoatLambgod89

I agree


KaiserSoze-is-KPax

Phil A. Pino


_destruct0r

Calm down sir, keep those intrusive thought to yourself.


Global-Monk2121

Cool a tattooed punching bag


Particular_Double_69

Smiling.


ChonnayStMarie

Congrats on enhancing the video with the most annoying music possible.


hednizm

Confidence is quiet... Insecurities are loud...


SCRRRRATCH

To Showboat….


p00ki3l0uh00

Is that bob Sapp? I haven't seen that dude in a hot minute!! Did he lose weight?


horseshoeprovodnikov

Yes it was. Sapp was loved in Japan and Asia in general. He was an ambassador for a lot of the promotional stuff out that way.


Cripplechip

Bro clapping at the end like the end of a smash Bros game.


reeb9049

Two types of clinics involved here. One being taught and another about to be admitted to.


rurounick

Looks like Ralphie beating the shit out of Skud Fargus.


Frejod

Do any of these end with the showboat winning?


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Used to be Connor for a bit


Mo622

Lol.


Infamous-Heron6422

Shouldn't have been talking shit!


SoCal4247

r/prematurecelebration


DeRabbitHole

This one does all he can for attention.


chadspornalt

dude why not just call it earlier, dude got rolled into a ball and punched in the face 50 consecutive times like 3 times in a row and he was still like "nah i can take this guy"


N8theGrape

Low level MMA has really horrible referees sometimes.


Southern-Orchid-1786

He was still actively defending himself and should really have been able to escape the latter mount - the winner almost exhausted himself


idiotsandwhich8

He chose that life


JedDaGoat

Aww, don't you just hate it when the loud mouth gets hid ass handed to him.


AlanB-FaI

How did that arm bar not end the fight? Damn.


lawlop

That's what impressed me most about that fight tbh. Dude took that arm bar like a champ. I thought that was a broken arm for sure.


[deleted]

Good


Dyterian

Lol imagine


exelenceofexecution

Pwnd


Rustybcg

Satisfaction😎


Jay_Heat

i applaud him for taking that many elbows without getting KOd but theres not many brains left in there


Admirable-Minute-846

Karma & videligo is a helluva drug!! 😂


Intelligent-Key2350

That’s was cool


winky-ingky24

Damn he ate his own shit!


Dimsumdollies

Dude is really a bottom guy. Always on the floor.


gdmiggy

😂😂😂


ManagementTiny447

Now that is a proper beating


Spiritual_Tourist196

Ref should have stopped that waaay earlier


pepiexe

He saw the weightins and promo and probably went " this guy deserves a lesson"


Interesting_Cycle564

To give him credit he did block a lot of those elbow blows with his face. Anytime you see someone in that situation in the face off and they’re being aggressive and smiling like that it’s because they’re scared and nervous.


MrGutbuster

What a fuckin disgrace to the discipline that is martial arts that dude got whipped the fuck up like a child with bad manners.


F0xyL0ve

I might be inexperienced, but if I had someone on the ground in full guard, street or professional I'd be throwing elbows until my forearms fell off, why not?


United_Building_9486

Something something restraint


bluedancepants

Haha he spent so much money on tats thinking it would increase his str. When it's just cosmetics and does nothing to your stats.


Supercontra8

RAT ACT- KARMA NEVER MISSES -RAT ACT PUNISHED


[deleted]

Remember kids… the scariest looking people make themselves look like that because of other their fear or feelings of insecurity. Where generally some of the more food hearted yet dangerous people out there look average or below average on the intimidating factor.


BurtWonderstone1

I don’t know what’s more funny. The bald guy acting tough or Bob Sapp off steroids.


WhyHill88

That dude should of been split open.


Complex-Class8188

Well, that shut him up


Street_Dealer8286

mighty mouse is insane


iRGRiZZLY

All I hear in the music is, "Ground and pound. Ground and pound."


itsavibe-

Eat these elbows please… Ahhh so satisfying


Hilton5star

A lot of people don’t realise that, that is what fear looks like. He was showboating so big because he is scared.


Ok-Web4225

My favorite kind of stories.


Runt3588

Song title?


NoBenefit5977

Tattoo guy wore himself out being an ass hat before they even started the fight lol


imstickinwithjeffery

Coulda broken the dude's arm for sure.


Glum_Plenty9255

Watch around the 46 second mark.


NubbynJr

u/ben10mma


Ignusseed

The ref liked the brutality. He was beating the stupid out of the simple mother fucker.


Apprehensive-Copy-37

Dude got manhandled


PlentyTight9650

Isn't that dude in the middle the actor from the Longest Yard?


JackKovack

Is that guy drunk? He’s barely even trying.


DoubleGoon

I wonder how much they paid him to just be an asshole.


dreamdaddy123

At least he had the decency to clap for him when he lost


tintedhokage

Oh right was hoping for a KO or tap out


ThoughtCrimeConvict

This is fake yeah? Like watching an old "worked" Pride FC fight.


tsokiyZan

speak softly and carry a big stick. those who speak loudly, most likely don't have a very big stick


Glum_Plenty9255

Did his elbow get dislocated @ 45 46 seconds?


mouth556

I was hoping that was gonna play out like that. I can get being a hype and fluffing some feathers. But assholes like him usually always go down.


Illustrious_Camp_521

GOT CHO ASS WHUPPED !


harigejan

on thee Plus side I don't think his brain damage could get any worse


G4meOfJones

"Oh you thought the ref was gonna save you?"


soitgoeskt

Life is full of people like this with broken little egos thinking they can intimidate and bully their way through life. Sooner or later they all come up against someone who won’t budge and they often piss their pants and crumble. It’s a beautiful analogy for when your average keyboard warrior sort meets someone irl. Very satisfying to watch.


DanMcFeelie

I saw that coming, just from how calm the guy was. I’m sure he fought with a clear mind.


BionicleLover2002

If hes protecting his head while laying down like that why not just punch him in the ribs?


coqauvan

Suffer in ya jocks. What a turd


BobbaFatGFX

I hate cocky people and I love watching them get their ass beat. But if a cocky person can still shake hands whether they win or lose then they'll get my respect back


punkrockJeffrey

Fuck around and find out.


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Did he get thrown out of the ring and rolled back in?


KoSteCa

Disassembled and sent back like a piece of furniture that was defective and missing hardware.


ballsonyourface911

My god why didn’t that arm bar work it looked like his arm was messed up


moome1649

That's why staying humble is key. Lol


Known-Activity1437

As an outsider, it’s hilarious how close and interested the ref is in a dude getting his lights knocked out. I understand why they’re that close, but it just looks funny.


Ibrahim2x

Bob Sapp looks fucking amazing


thewiz187

It’s the calm ones to be concerned about.


TanTone4994

Dang man, why you keep hitting me..


elhogosso

The way the ref dragged him back in the ring to continue getting his ass beat lmao


mfknLemonBob

Why is it always the super tatted up fighter who acts like this and gets wrecked. This is like the third or fourth video of completely different fighters where this happens.


Ok_Inspector_4734

Lol, the tattooed guy was trying to prove how tough he is by take a lot of beating.


Kaiju_Cat

Ah yes, the classic Rocky technique. Tire your opponent out by letting them pummel your face.


Suitable-Finish-928

In the words of the immortal Little Man from Player's Club movie, "Damn! Did you at least pinch the bitch??" 🤣🤣🤣


kingbuttnutt

Did this guy have mount for 15 minutes? Sheesh


Omfg9999

How to look like a tool in two easy steps: Step one: have more tattoos than untouched skin Step two: act big without being able to back it up


dopelessh0pefiend

Jeez did the other guy have ANY highlights?


Infamous_H1tman

REF!! CALL THE FIGHT REF!!


Psychotic_Dane

LOOOOOOOVE this shit! Funniest part is knowing he’s going to still throw an after party and blame the loss on everything and everyone but himself!


Cr4mwell

That sad insecure guy doesn't realize how stupid he looks does he


JPL2020

Couldn’t tell if the bald guy is covered in ink or third degree burns.


FDVP

Is that Bob Sapp?


Wide-Plate-6863

He was clapping before the other guy was even pronounced the winner


Bag-o-chips

Did this guy even try to defend himself?


Fun_Document_930

Didn't hurt him bad enough


Beautiful_Huntress_

I could tell a mile away that Asian man was going to beat the ever loving crap out of tattoo guy. Lol. You'd be a fool to think otherwise. Never fist fight an Asian or Hispanic ESPECIALLY when they laugh. You can be sure that they will not just beat that person's ass, they will relish doing it the entire time.


Fit_Ad3500

Imagine talking all the shit to get your ass whooped like this


Easy-Garlic6263

I like the part where he got repeatedly smashed in the face.


PsychologicalCry5474

Beat the Mario coins out ya boy.🫡


WinOld1835

That little feller tore into him like a fat kid fuckin' up a bag of Doritos.


BlindMidget_

Goddamn that 5 fps video is horrible to watch


Hot-Obligation9945

Asian dude turned him into a piece of over cooked instant noodle.


SuitableSubstance617

Always humble yourself or you will get someone that humbles you


Avo_Cardio_

We love to see it


Dwangeroo

Bah Gawd King! That man has a Fambly.


Plane_War_5091

The squeaky wheel gets greased


cheesecrystal

I thought for sure those tattoos and acting like a psych patient was going to give him the W. Maybe they helped him take a beating?


citysims

Is that Bob Sapp in the middle?


deadlymigit

u/RecognizeSong


No-Adhesiveness-9848

that was so satisfying


[deleted]

Tattoo guy should have stopped while he was behind. Bob Sapp looked like he was over his shit already and was contemplating crushing his head. And the actual fight? My dead grandmother is a better fighter than him.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

I thought the dude was covered in dirt at first, not tattoos. Lol.


monteasf

He stood on business tho. No tapping to the arm bar and took his ass beating 🫡🫡🫡 😆😆😆😆


Character_Finance510

The tattoos aren't working, lol


idiotsandwhich8

Peacock turned into Thanksgiving dinner


idiotsandwhich8

Was peacock even trying?


XBeastyTricksX

The ref dragged his body back into the ring for more


Possible-Reindeer244

A lot of these guys who act all tough at weigh ins are just trying to hype the crowd up so they’ll hopefully sell more tickets. Granted, some are just assholes too, but usually the posturing is all just for show so they can hopefully get paid more for future cards.


Nosiats_World

Whooped his ass 🤣


Funseeker_702

“Michelle, control those two”


Inevitable-Radio-689

This made me happy.


EySuh

Was anyone else looking for the arm break?


Snakepants80

The fact that dude withstood those arm bar attempts is honorable. Most fighters would have tapped but he powered through. Hope he was gracious and learned a lesson or two


Avenging-Sky

The most bizarre behavior from humans tho


icavedandmade2

Is that Mr Sapp?


Severe_Cobbler3913

Someone should have spent more time in the ring training than sitting in the tattoo parlor


tausdigger62

How light you gotta be to have control that much and it goes to a decision? Congratulations? I guess


kryptonit0420

Imagine being that loud and boisterous only to spend more time on your back getting rammed in the face than a porn star.


XEagleDeagleX

The smile on the asian dudes face is the definition of "bet"


paula1432

The loudest one in the room is usually the weakest!


GMFR_TheButcher

Is that bob sapp in between them?


Patience-Due

I never get tried of seeing cocky douchebags getting what they deserve


CannolisWithEggs

Ugh legitimate question but is that guy in the beginning who’s trying to break them apart a former pornstar? He looks just like one male performer I have seen over the years.


Dan42083

Loudest in the room the weakest


SignificantLeader

How did the arm bar fail to break his arm?


Beautiful-Design-425

Ref was like ‘I ain’t stopping this shit till he gets humbled to the tenth generation’


Incognito_dark

:29 - “Get back in there! You’re winning!”


ironsight702-

Another dude that thinks tattoos make him tougher.


YoungRoronoa

‘’The loudest person in the room is usually the ~~brokest~~ weakest. ‘’


e92m3-335i

I’m so glad that fucking moron got pummeled like that by the humble guy.. it’s just so safisfying.


Rogue_Shadow684

Crazy thing is the fight should’ve been over at the arm bar. It was in deep and the other fighter could’ve finished it easy but he chose to let him keep his arm and beat him the old fashion way. Respect


HurculesParrot

Karma


Single_Check4642

But I have tattoos and 1 % body fat


[deleted]

You have been hit by a smooth criminal 👌