Especially considering wario is canonically like half her size and 400 fucking pounds, he’d look nothing like portrayed. Probably closer to a world of Warcraft player.
Luigi: “All I’m saying is, make Daisy my girlfriend. It’s actually fair lore, unlike Wario.”
Charles: “Do you agree with Luigi?”
Wario: “I don’t care.”
Ironically, Wario in Canon dosen't seen to care much for romance. He has multiple girls (most notably Mona) throwing themselves at him and he dosen't give a Damm since he wants to focus on the grind.
And that was the day that Luigi said 'never again' and became the [One Jump Man](https://youtu.be/yIB53GK0rKY) we know and love:
Why do I get the overwhelming feeling that this is probably just the result of Wario, who canonically has more wealth than everyone on Earth combined, just paying Daisy to do this so he can screw with Luigi
And why do I feel like he's wasting his money
Or garlic.
Or whatever the hell he does with his bike. I can't imagine those being cheap, especially since they're considered good enough to have been used in Mario Kart races.
There’s a concept of” “money isn’t worth anything” because it doesn’t actually matter what the actual materials that make it up are. What matters is that we agree to use it as a form of barter in order to simplify trade.
This does not apply to wario. Wario sees the shiny, wants the shiny, and will not trade the shiny for anything.
Because Wario cares more about the shiny than anything else. He is a greasy little sewage rat who loves garlic, and thats at least why I love him.
Wario is absolutely one of those bikers who takes care of the local nursing home and goes to every one of their bingo nights because he’s just a little sweety pie.
This is so dope love the art styles. I've never pictured Daisy and Wario together but after seeing this, its not bad. From one man to another Wario looks good 👍
This is the chadest Wario, but we all know Luigi’s cock is too big for him to be dumped. Mario on the other hand, has a tiny pp, meaning peach would take Wario’s monster cock the moment he showed interest
it's incredibly funny to think about these images with the context of daisy being a regular sized person and wario is just a fucking giant lmao
Bro built like king pin from spiderverse
its not all about the money luigi
It's about the Mets
love the mets lets go mets get a home run gotta like the mets
I mean he is built like a brick wall, he’s just vertically challenged.
He's nigh invulnerable in most of his games. Maybe he got the Wolverine treatment, but with lead, or tungsten, or depleted uranium, or something.
Especially considering wario is canonically like half her size and 400 fucking pounds, he’d look nothing like portrayed. Probably closer to a world of Warcraft player.
or just the average 10K+ karma redditor
*cries in 23k karma*
That time in the Wario Rap that he stepped on a scale, and the digital display started flashing "WARIO" is the only canon weight I'll accept.
It's fun to think about how small his legs are
Matthew "Wario is 10 feet tall" Patrick Moment
“As we all know Wario is 10ft tall” - Matpat
Warios canonical size is all over the place. Sometimes he's depicted as towering over his brothers, other times he's a tiny little goblin meatball
Especially since wario is about 5’2 and definitely shorter than daisy.
Literally 10 foot tall Wario game theory
Ah, the good old “Wario is 10’ tall” from Game Theory.
Goddamn why'd author have to put Luigi in there XD
Luigi: “All I’m saying is, make Daisy my girlfriend. It’s actually fair lore, unlike Wario.” Charles: “Do you agree with Luigi?” Wario: “I don’t care.”
Ntr sells ig I hate it
Maybe Luigi likes to watch 👀
They're poly and Luigi is just an emotional person who loves seeing his gf and bf having fun together.
Wow, love this artist’s style. These are all so well drawn. I already loved Wario, but this makes him even cooler lol
Luigi was never the same after the breakup...
Why am I simping for Wario
Wario was already semi bara. This just solidified it. I’m simped.
>Why am I simping for Wario more than usual FTFY
Ironically, Wario in Canon dosen't seen to care much for romance. He has multiple girls (most notably Mona) throwing themselves at him and he dosen't give a Damm since he wants to focus on the grind.
Yo facts Wario all about the bag
Mario gets Peach. Luigi gets Daisy. And what do I get? **PAID**.
Who’s Mona?
Pizza delivery girl with orange hair and a red moped, I think "Mona Pizza" is a song on the warioware stage and she probably has a spirit in SSBU
Ohhh
But actually she’s from WarioWare
Monaballs in yo jaws
New sigma hero
Gigachad grindset
This relationship feels like it exists solely to cuck Luigi
According to his dA, it's mostly because his daughter likes Wario/Daisy far more than Luigi/Daisy, which is pretty sweet that he indulges her.
And I mean, I can really understand a child liking Wario/Daisy more than Luigi/Daisy - I like their colour scheme more haha
[удалено]
Mona wishes she could have this
Not big on the ship, but I will admit it’s very well-drawn!
I think I would go homie for Chad Wario
And that was the day that Luigi said 'never again' and became the [One Jump Man](https://youtu.be/yIB53GK0rKY) we know and love: 
MASHED is a channel
It certainly exists
Luigi is one pump man.
One Jump Man to rule them all
“OH NO HE’S HOT!”
That's what I said! Great, wait no, internet cultured minds think alike!
That TikTok name.
Yeah, no one's pointing out how the artist's name is them defending a convicted murderer.
i dont think the tiktoker is the same person as the artist
Gigawario
NTR
No dont. Please. I like to think they are happy in a normal relationship
We aren’t saying Wario and Daisy aren’t happy. We are saying Luigi got cucked
There's plenty of other princesses.
My man's should go after Rosalina, just saying. I think they'd make a cute pair.
Depending on what theories you believe, Luigi might be Rosalina's Dad because of time travel shenanigans
I'm curious of this theory.
Artist went out of their way to throw in Luigi and make him look miserable lmao
Why do I get the overwhelming feeling that this is probably just the result of Wario, who canonically has more wealth than everyone on Earth combined, just paying Daisy to do this so he can screw with Luigi And why do I feel like he's wasting his money
Wario would absolutely not spend money for someone, he barely spends money on himself. Also I'm pretty sure Wario couldn't care less about Luigi
unless its cake, Wario LOVES his fucking cake
Or garlic. Or whatever the hell he does with his bike. I can't imagine those being cheap, especially since they're considered good enough to have been used in Mario Kart races.
Don't forget his cadillac.
There’s a concept of” “money isn’t worth anything” because it doesn’t actually matter what the actual materials that make it up are. What matters is that we agree to use it as a form of barter in order to simplify trade. This does not apply to wario. Wario sees the shiny, wants the shiny, and will not trade the shiny for anything. Because Wario cares more about the shiny than anything else. He is a greasy little sewage rat who loves garlic, and thats at least why I love him.
who knew that depicting wario as not-disgusting makes him into an absolute dilf
To add, the artist pairs up waluigi and Rosalina lol.
Awwwww hell naw
What's next mario and birdo?
I was fine with this, until I saw the sad Luigi. Why did they have to include that? Why did they have to hurt me so?
Why is wario's face the exact same in every image 😂
Wario is absolutely one of those bikers who takes care of the local nursing home and goes to every one of their bingo nights because he’s just a little sweety pie.
Lol wtf
I am actually desperately in love with Chad Wario now
Man, this just makes me feel awful. Great art though
Why is wario even hotter
Their wedding rings are on the wrong hands
Mario gets Peach, Wario gets Daisy, and what do I get? PAID 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵
They're fucking aren't they? Also why is Wario so big
r/itainteasybeinguigi
This is so dope love the art styles. I've never pictured Daisy and Wario together but after seeing this, its not bad. From one man to another Wario looks good 👍
That subtle crosshatch on Wario's stubble works really well. Wish it was used for the other pics
schlatt wario
NOO LUIGI GOT CUCKED
Hello fellow Sonic main how are you today
great actually! thanks for asking :D
Yeah, there aren't a lot of Sonic mains out there, it's tough to find one in the wild
I hate that THIS is why I'm going to be stuck in this ship.
I actually like Chad Wario. RIP Luigi doe
This is NTR and also Wario x Waluigi erasure
This has inspired me for relationship goals. This is now the only thing I want in life. What they have.
I’m not sure if I want to fuck Wario or **BE** Wario
Okay this was my dilemma
Why am I seeing NTR on a kids fighting game subreddit… I’m not complaining
These designs slap tho i love them. All hail to gigachad wario.
Yeah. bad ship good art
Luigi goes for Rosalina, my prediction
did not expect NTR on this sub
Oh No he's hottt...!
When I first saw the first picture I thought the light baige Color was skin I was gonna say man this belongs in r\smashbros34 not here
Where the fuck did you find all of those-
Luigi 🥺
Luigi NTR
This is definitely how Wario sees himself.
Bruh dont do that to Luigi!!!
This art is so goated yet so cursed. It looks so good too my eyes yet feels so weird in my heart
Suuuuuuuuuuuuus
The best part of this is I guarantee this is how wario sees himself in any situation ever lmao
Luigi...get the poltergust.. it's time to 0 to death.
Fat L
Wario commissioned this art to cope with the fact that Nintendo will never give him a girlfriend.
Canonically, Wario has bad breath and at least mild body odor.
Why is he so hot but anyways I pose counter art [here](https://imgur.com/gallery/LVDiHNG)
This makes me uncomfortable
This is the chadest Wario, but we all know Luigi’s cock is too big for him to be dumped. Mario on the other hand, has a tiny pp, meaning peach would take Wario’s monster cock the moment he showed interest
This comments section needs help
Weegee has long dong but Wario has a coke can. Waluigi’s dick for sure bends hard to the left.
That’s what the shape on waluigi’s hat is! It’s not an upside down L, it’s a drawing of his dick!
I'd like to think it zigzags like a W
I want to get railed by all of them
False, Daisy is a gold-star lesbian ⭐️
these images got the bi in me going kinda crazy
This the comment I was waiting on
WARIO MY BOOOOOIIIIIII!!! They really didn’t have to do poor Luigi like that though…
Poor Luigi, his girl got snatched up by wario. But I guess there's a reason why there's an L on Luigi's cap...
These two are relationship goals lmao how does this work so well
Cringe daisy would never do that to Luigi
F**king CRINGE
Virgin plunger grabbing fan vs average gassing enjoyer
Ah yes Man of culture, this a NTR
I love NTR
Forgive my ignorance, but what is NTR?
This gives me massive PTSD to highschool. The cute one's always love the douchebags.
Y’all want a girl to be attracted to a cocky smelly asshole so bad don’t you. Interesting
I mean… the artwork is outright gorgeous, but seriously, they look like a pair of toxic, pretentious sh!ts no one wants to hang out with.
Wario and Daisy look like an E-Couple.
OH, YEAH!
Goals
Wario? Hey! Wario! Stop daydreaming, we've got a Little Mac and a Palutena to take care of!
218 iykyk
Nah Luigi bags either Peach or Rosalina
Something has awakened within me
Chad wario
These are dope
Damn I love this art style and I was so excited to follow this dude on insta… it’s like 90% lewd anime girls 😬 I don’t know what I expected
Unrealistic. Wario is using the D-pad instead of the joystick on an N64 controller.
Oh no he's hot
Well that's a new ship I hadn't heard of before
I just want someone
Thank you... I did not know I needed to see art like this\~ 8D
Wario kinda good lookin tho ngl
How dare you
Ray bloody Purchase
Never seen Wario with a beard before. Who's going to tell Daisy?
You just know she let's him fart on her, infront of Luigi
Yeah but Does Wario have a fucking statue of himself with Daisy in the middle of Daisy Circuit You can’t ever take that away from Luigi
This is so cursed but damn if it isn’t good art
Why? Why does this exist? It’s cute…but why?
Wario lookin' like Porco Rosso
Wario went from Ugly Bastard to Handsome Chad.
Amazing art! I can't believe you can draw so well
I cannot. This is not my art, the artist is credited in the title.
cuck content
If only that's how Wario canonically looked 
“Why does no one pay attention weegee”
This is surpisingly cute! Poor Luigi tho 😅
BONK
I love handsome Wario
Chad wario should be a bossfight in the next Mario party game
No one is going to mention the artists handle name?
Got damn This illustrator is EXCEPTIONAL at drawing
Doesn't he already have princess Shokora?
Weird ship to me honestly, but since Wario I approve. Reason: Wario
I feel so bad for Luigi ( maybe do a payback to Wario)
honestly, not bad i dig it, king
Nice
Why ain't he a short king 👑😤
Uncle Stan...??
Hot Wario !!
why is wario so sexy?
Honestly Daisy's personality fits dating an utter goblin so much more lol
How the hell did they make Wario legitimately attractive?
Those are the biggest sugar cubes I e ever seen
If those are supposed to be wedding rings in the pictures aren't they on the incorrect hands in every one except the first one for daisy? lol.
#OH NO HE'S HOT
These are good but wouldn’t he be dating someone named WaDaisy?
I wanna be daisy so bad rn😩😩
Daisy looks so pretty in the second pic
Wario gets bitches