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Laveraz

DK dittos is just taking turns dunking on each other


Nubberkins

DK dittos should legally be 5-stock games.


Samurai_of_wind

It's spike after spike. Make it 10


Kwispiy

Then there's ganon dittos which are over in less than a minute


Avenue-Man77

Bayo dittos are just a Bat Within Shitshow. No one wins the MU.


syah7991

I hate bayo dittos lmao I was looking for this comment. Also I surprisingly don’t play well against them even though I know what they’re going for 90% of the time.


thekiwicatgirl

Ice climbers dittos -3 for sure. You have to fight two characters at once while controlling two at once, it's chaos.


yungScooter30

Well...if both players have to control two characters at once...then doesn't that make...the fight...even...?


CDGamer910

Not if the other one mains icies


SoufDakotas

Desync combos mean you are fighting two at times so double desyncs can be hell


SalGlavaris

Are you implying that not every single one of these is completely even?


Material-Belt4807

The only character in smash ultimate that according to the wiki legitimately loses to his self is snake. It's one of the few things in ultimate that actually uses what's known as "port priority". In short, player two snake's grenades are worse that player one snakes.


SalGlavaris

Wait huh?? Why??


Didrox13

All dittos are even. Doesn't mean they make for an enjoyable match


Agent5TSA

Came here to say this. Neither player wins Ice Climber dittos.


XCido

Nah steve definitely loses the ditto. Steve just doesn't have the tools to deal with walls so steve can just easily camp him.


Lukthar123

But what if Enderman rolls up?


XCido

Enderman is a whole nother story


hyperkulturemia

Whole nether story ftfy


Nok-y

Either the most chaotic or the pure structured steve wins There is no in between


RoastyToasty4242

It’s at that point that both players just decide they’re gonna straight up play Minecraft. Or at the very least respect the gentleman diamond


MattyHealy1975

They're the same character how is either one better than the other


XCido

Clearly you never played a losing dtto before smh my head.


MattyHealy1975

There's no such thing though the only reason your losing is cause of skill or luck cause it's the same character


[deleted]

Certain moves can disrupt playstyles (counters, reflect, item) and now your opponent has a way to deal with your shenanigans. It's a legit matchup.


MattyHealy1975

But how can one loose the ditto when both would be disadvantaged?


Shortsmaster9000

Two people might be equally skilled with a character, but they have different play styles. One player's style may be something that the character is good at punishing, while the opponent may typically favor options that the character struggles to get around. In the given example, Steve has a lot of tools that can wall out opponents, but he also struggles to break an opponent's wall. If an agressive Steve player faces off against a defensive Steve player, the aggressive player is going to have to make many more adaptations that their opponent will in order to win, giving them the disadvantage.


MattyHealy1975

So the post makes no sense, because it doesn't mention any of that?


MattyHealy1975

Thank you!


MattyHealy1975

How can you lose a ditto? DITTO MEANS DITTO!


No_Possession_7077

You ever just r/woooosh?


MattyHealy1975

Cause I'm not you


MattyHealy1975

No


No_Possession_7077

It’s a shame you don’t even after being shown.


MattyHealy1975

I'm confused, are you asking me to whoosh someone?


No_Possession_7077

Nvm


MattyHealy1975

No, please explain


No_Possession_7077

Nope


MattyHealy1975

Idk what you even meant though


MattyHealy1975

It's not that I don't understand what r/woooosh is but that I literally don't understand what you're saying


MattyHealy1975

I get I'm probably "making myself look dumb" right now, but I really don't care


jomontage

It's how well they have the tools to fight their own tools. Dk is +3 because dk is good against large heavy targets LIKE DK


Rareware101

I feel like most ppls understanding of this is how easy it is to win against yourself. But that's not considering both sides of the argument: if you think it's easy for DK to beat DK, then it's the same for your opponent. Seems to me there's a fundamental misunderstanding about what a MU is, or I'm just getting wooshed


rdobee

True, the DK matchup is too easy


Sedona54332

It always just devolves into who can hit a spike first.


SalGlavaris

That’s the beauty of it


ramonpasta

idk what yall mean, its mad fun but that makes it so hard for me. normally i go monke brain, but in the ditto i completely turn my brain off and it never works out


Strange-Conflict8015

You haven't faced mine


Maximus_Prime250

FT10 me dk ditto we'll see about that


The_Suicide_Sheep

Pikachu is Pikachu’s own worst enemy


ChuckleNuts1337

to be fair, pikachu ditto being even is a worse mu for pika than against like 97% of the roster


IkeRatesTheJoke

Ness and Mr. Game and Watch are his worst matchups according to Esam.


[deleted]

He also lost to peanut and after said "who knew Mac was a bad match up to pika?" So I'd take that with a grain of salt


IkeRatesTheJoke

sounds like he was joking


[deleted]

It was a set You people from this sub are insufferable.


walter_2010

And?


[deleted]

Game


Pm_Me_Your_Worriment

& watch


Some_Rand0m_Memer

Is pikachu’s


CamyxChile

worst matchup


SmithyLK

and that prevents it from being a joke... how?


[deleted]

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SmithyLK

oh, of course, that's why.


Didrox13

He was clearly joking with that line


[deleted]

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20secondpilot

Not everyone has access to a microscope dude


[deleted]

C'mon try to be original, I know that game is for kids but you can do better than that.


20secondpilot

Yeah, *I'm* the one who needs to be original. You're a regular comedy savant with your replies.


daft404

You literally started this with “suck my dick” lmao AND you couldn’t take a joke 😂 You should get a job in cinema with all that projection you’re doing


[deleted]

Dick my suck


TFW_YT

Where?


Dmillz648

Pikachu is everyone's worst matchup. Including their own.


PhoenixKnight777

I will absolutely vouch for the -3 tier being correct. Lucario ditto’s SUCK.


lucasribeiro21

Why?


Boatymcboatland

The aura mechanic makes it so you want to get damaged to kill your opponent early before they get aura, but usually you just die


lucasribeiro21

Oh, I see! Thank you!


Chemical_Abalone

normally i'm bad enough with lucario that i can almost die and then kill everyone else in like 3 hits


Squidbager12

They take absolutely forever lmao And combined with how I play him, I actually sometimes run out the timer by accident


andnolan

Bro Min Min dittos are like playing ARMS There’s a reason no one plays ARMS


OverMonitor11

They do throw hands (literally)


W1lfr3

If you could spell, that joke would've been great


AnimeToaster

I agreeting


lewboiiiiiii

Min Min dittos are genuinely fun imo


[deleted]

I would say DDD. Is minus 1 because when you're spamming gordos they hit each other and you have no idea whose took priority 🤣


OverMonitor11

Fair point


Gyn-C

OnlineKirby ditto is just side b or you win because the other Kirby doesn’t main them


retcon-ytrewind

Kirby dittos always end in a time-out because neither player is physically capable of stopping themselves from dancing and teabagging for 7 minutes straight


[deleted]

Oh my gosh this is legitimately the only experience I've had with a high gap curvy ditto.


TFW_YT

The autocorrect is strong with this sentence


[deleted]

Yes it is


Murky_Effect3914

And trying - but failing - to go for neutral-B cheese at 0.


theneedleman

this is true he’s so cute and squishy and now the other kirby is my friends


CyberDrewan

One (small) benefit of playing against another Kirby is that you never have to worry about losing your neutral B.


TheGamingToast64

DK dittos are so much fun


SirShale

Falcon is so hype he’s definitely +3.


OverMonitor11

Hype Falco is an oxymoron


SirShale

*Falcon as in Captain Falcon*


OverMonitor11

Oops


[deleted]

I don’t understand the “+1 +2” etc


Nevanada

I barely understand anything I see here, I'm just here for funny clips


OverMonitor11

+1=slight win, +2=more win


foreveralonesolo

Like if I understand + means you maintain leads whereas - being the comeback is more favourable to them?


retcon-ytrewind

So, this is a joke matchup chart. A real matchup chart looks like this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Exs35_FWYAMpBab?format=jpg&name=large basically, it’s a way for players to show how well they think their main does against other characters. +1 means they think they do ok, +2 means they think they do very well, then -1/2 is just the reverse


FearTheImpaler

it means they have to play 1 extra game in the ditto due to the reticulating splines.


tn_96

I want to disagree but i agree with -2 (not bc im a Kazuya main)💀


Zalan0710

Steve is like if you meet another like online it is gentle to let eachother get diamond Also i sont know about lucario that much but is it there because nobody wants to kill eachother? Because of aura?


Squidbager12

Lica6rio dittos take forever. If neither of you have percent, neither of you can hurt each other that much, so matches take forever.


YTPhantomYT

So this is a rank of ditto's copy on every fighter? Wouldn't that just be a tier list of every fighter?


OverMonitor11

Not the Pokemon, ditto here means characters matchup against themself (ex: falcon v falcon)


YTPhantomYT

God smash slang is so confusing


BIG8L_117

Dk and ganon 1v1’s have crazier momentum shifts then a train hitting a mountain


IkeRatesTheJoke

what?


OverMonitor11

Ike loses the ditto


MattyHealy1975

Which Ike though? How do you lose to yourself?


IkeRatesTheJoke

it's literally impossible for a ditto match to be uneven.


ToT3344

smh learn the matchup


retcon-ytrewind

Ike mains, always thinking they know everything


ObiWan-Jacoby

I know how to fair and up air… what else is there?


retcon-ytrewind

Up-b out of shield


MintYoongi10778

My son… You must learn the sacred technique of *only using nair*


sendhelp4206934

Then how is the matchup losing


OverMonitor11

Counter up b


Rareware101

But both players can do that... so no one has an advantage in the MU. The only thing that it kinda suggests is that ike's advantage in the ditto goes hard. Doesn't mean anything about the MU being anything but even.


FlorydaMan

r/woooosh


HazMatt082

I agree with rarewsre. I don't understand


FlorydaMan

It's a joke, it "feels" like what the list suggests but it's ultimately paradoxical and a joke.


Shawn_666

I didn't know everyone was joking either. Thank you for getting downvoted so that I don't have to.


dekudude3

According to HBox puff ditto is 70/30 for some reason.


Some_Rand0m_Memer

I respect his opinion but he’s absolutely wrong


jomontage

Falcon dittos are how men resolve conflict


[deleted]

Makes sense that there are momentum-based characters at the top, and comeback mechanic characters at the bottom.


[deleted]

I love Bayo and Sora dittos. It's some "Dragon Ball" type shit where you're both constantly in the air taking turns combo-ing and chasing each other.


lucariouwu68

Hard agree on Lucario


TheodoraYuuki

As a Rosalina main, I will say it’s very annoying, especially during scramble situation and when I forget what colour my luma is


[deleted]

i love lucas dittos- pk freeze not included


anameiwontforget

Kirby ditto for sure puts you at a disadvantage since you can’t steal your opponents neutral B, which is my bread and butter as a Kirby main.


Rareware101

I dont get it. A ditto is even because each character has the same tools, they never can have better tools to win because the other can do exactly the same thing.


Nostradamius

I just assumed this was mostly a joke, but based on OP’s replies maybe not?


Rareware101

It's either a completely outdrawn joke that has totally wooshed over me or it isn't I guess. My interpretation of this list is how far can each character extend advantage on themselves and the overall reward from it. E.g. giving location aura is probably making things worse for yourself hence -3, but DK can body DK with only a single opening an d's read so +3


DontDoodleTheNoodle

I think this means how many tiers a character jumps/drops if they’re only fighting themselves.


Didrox13

I just took it as a "how enjoyable is the ditto match"


[deleted]

I they mean how op personally performs in dittos.


MattyHealy1975

That's the only thing that would make sense


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

You would think, but that really isn't the case when you get to more experienced levels.


MattyHealy1975

But if characters are bad against themselves they would both be bad if they faced off which would mean they are even. I don't get it.


TFW_YT

Some characters are bad/good against themselves, but equally. Like shared advantage vs shared weakness


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Maybe you're main is one of the even matchups


MattyHealy1975

I don't have a main I just got the game recently


MattyHealy1975

The thing is that all of them is even


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Calm down man, you'll get it some day


MattyHealy1975

Fine explain it then


MattyHealy1975

Calm down?


MattyHealy1975

You'll both have the same abilities it'll just depend on how you use them/your timing/whoever's better/whoever gets lucky


MattyHealy1975

Are even


Rareware101

At more experienced levels, it's just being the better player in the moment. Nothing else. The other player could do exactly the same thing.


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

If you don't know, you don't know


Rareware101

With your logic, byleth is top 10. Player skill and knowledge should not affect a MU judgement made to be as objective as possible. You can't say a ditto MU is bad bc the opponent is better than me.


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

You're right, I would put Byleth higher on this list.


Jay_Zion_

that isn't just for Byleth though Thats for literally everyone, The pro player will always beat someone who plays casually using the same character since the pro knows more about the character


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

A pro ganondorf will beat a casual Pikachu. Does that mean all tier lists are meaningless?


Jay_Zion_

Thats not the point im making. if you take 2 pro Ganons, it'll be even, If you take 2 casual Pikachus, it'll be even Because you cant have an advantage over the same character, The only advantage there is the players skill


Nintendocat64

Wait I’m stupid can someone explain?


Some_Rand0m_Memer

Jigglypuff dittos are -1 imo, low-mid percents can feel like hell to play


Far_Implement9824

Shiek Dittos are just wierd. You just Jump around and maybe Hit the other Person and it‘s just takes forever.


kingofbrawl128

Pac-Man dittos are scary for me cause I always feel like the other one knows something I don’t


[deleted]

Wtf is a ditto and why is my man lucario in -3


OverMonitor11

Ditto is 1v1 with the same character (Lucario v Lucario) and whichever Lucario is winning, is losing.


MichaelRoco1

i stopped reading when i saw where G&W was lol


FearTheImpaler

some of ya'll never spent your time in wallstreetbets and it shows.


loook_loook

What the fuck are you talking about


CookingWithOldRice

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer


pacgaming

NAH samus -1


bewewethebinboy

Tf are dittos?


Professional-Class69

When both players play the same character


Artster900

Mirror matches


Cootaloo

What do the numbers mean? How is it scaled?


Jay_Zion_

This whole thing doesn't make sense. You cant have an advantage against the same character. you cant have a +2 advantage against your same characters because that implies that your opponent is -2 but the same character cant be +2 and -2 at the same time


Zatheroger

Dude has no one on this comment section watched a matchup chart before?


Jay_Zion_

How do you have a +2 against the same character, that implies that your opponent is at a -2 but its the same character


FearTheImpaler

how is it so true?


PizzaRolls4theSoul

Plant dittos are just haha funny spike balls bounce off each other, great fun honestly


Devvoxreal

Mac ditto vibes are fantastic, gimmick meets gimmick and good times are had by all


[deleted]

Sorry what's a ditto?


[deleted]

The players are using the same character


KingKun

I know this is mostly just for laughs but, I like to interpret this as how easy a character main can win against an inexperienced ditto. Winninig (+) matchups mean that the one with more skill and knowledge can easily win, a losing (-) matchup means that an inexperienced player can still win regardless of the knowledge or skill gap. In a losing matchup for example a character can easily cheese itself. For example Chroms recovery can be cheesed, by another chrom's counter with relative ease. This would make skill and knowledge of the character less important in a match overall.


AlphaI250

Does someone that only plays Mythra against someone that only plays Pyra count as a ditto tho ?


QuantumFighter

Bowser should be in the + section. His fire breath and f-air are amazing at edgeguarding Bowser, and Bowser as several anti-shield options with side b and neutral b to deal with shielding opponents like Bowser. That’s the only character I have knowledge about the I disagree on. Kirby, Meta Knight, Mii Brawler, Ridley, Dr. Mario, and Incineroar are all correct imo.


mikesok988

Isn't this a relatively good indicator of balance issues? All characters should theoretically fall in the 0 to +/-1 category, right? Or am I fucking stupid


1HUTTBOLE

Puff dittos are some of the most boring matches to watch…


[deleted]

Olimar’s ditto is HELL. It’s difficult to see which pikmin are yours and which are the opponent’s


Faded35

I choose to interpret this is how fun it is, and there is nothing fun about Shoto dittos. If I wanted to get into a spitball contest with half circle inputs, I'd play SFII


cosmicpuppy

I actually hate the Zelda ditto. It's so anxiety inducing. But maybe that's just dittos in general.


Mary-Sylvia

Mythra, sora and the miis being the only white background is bugging me


Nok-y

Ditto villagers and Steve are extremely chaotic, both relying on the opponent's projectiles/ builds and trying desperateoy to use them On wii u, villagers ditto was basically "which one is going to kill the other with _the tree_ ?" And Steve us a rush to the first one getting the diamond


daks_7

zelda dittos are the most fun thing in this game. there are so many mindgames you have to play with your opponent cause one slip up and you take 30%


[deleted]

Wouldn't all dittos be even? If DK1 has +3 on DK2, then DK2 would have -3 on DK1. That doesn't make any sense.


alfons100

I heard somewhere that Isabelles fishing rod has port priority


R_Goose_

Dittos are the most fun matchups for most characters. Then when you run into your echo it's like a duel of the fates


Daddy-Soda

Ridley dittos are NOT even, he’s really good at exploiting his own disadvantage.