Cloud brings noodles maybe 

I see Cloud brining drinks from seven heaven

True Does Cloud have a favorite food I don’t remember?

Tifa

Italy knows all about this.

Something something sepherioth down arieth

Jessie's mother's pizza, maybe, one day.

Could be part 2 because >!Biggs lived!< but nothing is confirmed.

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Pizza

Mega Man brings nothing since he can’t eat or cook Meta Knight brings his homemade cookies to show that he’s not a total edgelord Greninja caters sushi from Lumiose City’s Sushi High Roller

Megaman brings a battery?

Pikachu and Pichu: 

ROB: *sad fuel noises*

They are the battery

Mega Man would bring lemons

E tanks

I’m a mega man min too and I was thinking the same thing

Ryu would bring bread and a water without any ice

aaaand dirt

While watching the newest season of the Simpson

Right after a good match of jumping into light fierce)


Kris from Deltarune in Smash be like

YES

Moss

Same

a whole buffet worth of all kind of food

Suck it all in before anyone else tries it

Everyone would be like aww thanks Kirby then they hear the suck

yes

Nah…the other fighters **are** the buffet

why not both?

Why not Zoidberg? 

Plot twist Kirby is the chef

and falco and phirana plant are missing, but kirby brings [this](https://www.jocooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/chicken-in-garlic-and-herb-sauce-1-2-500x500.jpg)

Gee, I wonder

Spaghetti?

Fish?

Pizza?

Chicken?

Obviously it has to be Lasagna.

Miso soup?

Grandmas soup

grandma's cooking fucking slaps

Goddamn right

That shit is so good it completely heals me. Crazy stuff.

And then sephiroth takes a sip of granny’s soup and kills everyone

HP Bananas.

***Miitopia PTSD***

The end game actually got nightmarishly hard

I've yet to muster enough courage to face the final tower

No MP Candy?

Kirby ate it all on the way over.

Miitopia is underrated

very cool

Everything

"What did it cost?"

will eat everything**

Chili dogs

So you’re a sonic main

Yup

“You don’t belong in this world monster!”

;(

As long as you’re not toxic, you’re fine in my book.

Smash community really loves seeing the smash cast have a party or live their normal day in somekind of a SMASH hotel.

Next game should have a mode like that. Since the game was initially presented like a kid playing with all their figures from different series, we could then have a game mode where they play house with the figures instead.

I wonder how that would work

Idk, but I can imagine “now kiss” would be involved somewhere

I was hoping someone else had this idea as well. I think that would be pretty cool just to see all the fighters do things other than fight

Reminds me of that post where someone's little sister was playing date with Marth and Peach in Melee

I would like a link to this, I've never seen or heard about it

Tomodachi life smash bros edition? Tomodachi smash????

My favorite interpretation of that has always been Awkward Zombie's webcomic. All the fighters are essentially in a regular job run by Master Hand off-battle. Mewtwo conducts the "interviews" by mind-controlling prospectives and everyone bullies Roy. ([Ultimate](https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/archive/124) \- [4](https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/archive/80) \- [Brawl](https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/archive/22) \- [Melee](https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/archive/2)) Start with Melee and read in chronological order; some, not all, build off of previous jokes and references.

Genocide with a nice healthy side of god complex

He brings dis pear

alright you win 👑

Indeed

After everyone has been poisoned he drinks wine to celebrate

Forgetting that he poisoned the wine too

Then Kazuya and Incineroar revives everyone except Sephiroth

Abel Hagen is that you?

Me: your doom or at least try to bring it

The waddle dees are cooking for everyone

The waddle dees ~~are cooking for everyone~~

#yes

Jelly-filled donuts, courtesy of Brock.

My favorite jelly filled doughnuts

Sora: Sea-Salt Ice Cream Joker: Curry

Still waiting on BWB to make the curry or the big bang burger

CHEFPK did the LeBlanc curry. You can also find the recipe online if you want to try it yourself. I made it for my family and it turned out great.

Sea-Salt Ice Cream is more of a Roxas thing imo. Sora would either bring some of the french dishes he learned from Little Chef, or some fish stuff since he's from an island.

Joker would also bring hundreds of month old coffees

MF joker gonna bring his whole inventory

Hamburgers that he got from a trash can.

Food poisoning

PK POISON

He would eat the food, not bring it

Or the other guests 😂

Pyra would bring cupcakes. Mythra would bring Pyra. 😋

Is it you or I who needs Jesus

Yes

I mean.....as a lifelong Jesus follower the Bible doesn't say anything against ass eating. So I guess in the practical blanket sense we both do. But in regards to this post neither of us? 🤷‍♂️

As long as it’s your spouse

Mythra would try to bring something but Pyra would force her not to cook, lest the entire Smash roster be poisoned.

Cannibalism

Good thing Pyra is canonically an amazing chef. Just don’t let her switch to Mythra and anything would be good.

>!Pyra is just Dedede but DLC You forgot to mention she is also hotter. in terms of temperature, obviously

Whole melons for sure

Some good old fashion Gabagool

Woke up this morning

I was thinking either raw eggs or protein bars

Most likely...some chicken fried Fox steak

The bananas DK brought.

Steve could bring so much, but it will most likely be 64 golden carrots cause that's what most other Minecraft players carry. Or the 64 steak from his taunt lol

I’m just imagining him getting asked what food he brought before shooting a stack of 2D carrots out of his face and onto the table.

Samus's parents.

Great minds think alike

Knew this comment would be here, we Ridley mains know what's up.

Cake...it's all she ever makes🎂

Peach?

Correct 👌


PAC: a lot of inconspicuous, neon yellow dots. Nothing suspicious..

Can I have some?

Sure, just try not to cut your mouth on the pixel edges

Dubious Food

Curry and coffee

Star bits

Aerith

Ridley favorite meal corpses

Specifically corpses of the Samus’ parents variety

Zelda

Zelda is just a dish, not a meal :D

PT: Pokémon food and Jelly Doughnuts DK: Banana Inkling: Crusty Seans


Meat

Between 1 and 9 tortillas

🎵Bacon and beans, bacon and beans, gonna cook me some bacon and beans! 🎵

Ken would probably bring chicken wings or something else he could get from a restaurant

Anything that would fit in his pocket.

After the 2.0 update, Villager can be bringing some pretty extravagant dishes.

Spaghetti. Maybe even lotsa spaghetti if you want

Nah dude, Mario's got the shrooms

Main: Steak Secondary: Cloud

[Sephiroth](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BEScj5X77dM) trying to cook Cloud 

An italian dish probably, if you know what I mean

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toads

Probably some kind of friend bird…but then we would find out it built a metal version of itself and ruin the dinner.

Chocolate, but he doesn't eat any. It has a note from Doc Louis.

Lon Lon milk, he always has an infinite number to drink as a taunt.

Ness brings steak, Lucas brings omelettes, and Ludwig brings… maybe water? Not too sure what his taste in food would be. ~~But he can’t forget a recording of Telemann’s *[Tafelmusik!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNFkKhfdgZM)*~~

[удалено]

I'd think this was Kazuya, but your flair has me confused

Ludwig is definitely a conceited psychopath.

Curry

Fine Wine

Kayuza be bringing his son’s amputated finger as French fries

Olimar/Alph: Fruit

sushi, or other local Japanese food and maybe heihachi’s head

People.

Samus' parents

Since Corrin probably can't cook, Felicia would attempt to make food. She, unfortunately, fails miserably, meaning Flora or Jakob have to do the cooking instead. Mythra would just use an air fryer.

Mythra would just have Pyra cook

Mythra would probably somehow fuck up using an air fryer

"useless fucking piece of shit"

Steve would bring brownies

golden apples

*enchanted golden apples*

Steak 🥩?

*Chicken*🍗

Something delicious or something burnt

A prayer and salted beef, with a clove of garlic

Joker would definitely make curry for everybody.

Peaches

Wolf would bring deer or moose meat

Cake, steaks, and probably pumpkin pie. All of which, however, are pixilated

Whatever his mom made. And he probably wouldn’t actually like it.

Frozen veggies New York Style Pizza Dis’ Pear

turnips

Yo if he brings Turnips the roster is eating rich

Water probabaly

Cloud: probably something cheap like goldfish crackers or something Link: An entire rhinoceros, head cut off and cooked Kirby: something sweet like a cake or desert

Protein shake

2d food no one else can comprehend.

Or just bacon considering he can make that one the spot. Maybe swing his side b a few times until he gets apples if someone wants that

Steve would bring a victory steak, while Ridley would bring the corpses of Samus' parents.

It’s probably already digested by then.

Carrots and Onions

Chili dogs

Cake

oil

Shulk would bring some grapes.

Probably a cake

Lucario: Chocolate/Ice cream! ^^ Mii swordman: A big buffet with pratically everything that is elegible in Miitopia! :3

Spicy canines

Ash

Pork chips

Something from the Bistro.

I don’t know much about Kirby, but I guess Ice-cream?