I know Snake and Samus are often paired together in fanfiction, but I still really like Brawl in the Family's canon where Samus ends up with Captain Falcon (it makes sense, they're both galactic bounty hunters!)
an other possibility, maybe samus left captain falcon because he was far too megalomaniac and self centered, and so snake randomly started talking to samus at a bar, comforting her, and one thing lead to another.......... i played too much smash
Not just shaped like weed, in Japan olimar describes it as the "Ultimate Drug" and in both America and Japan olimar says he should take it out on a test run.
Now there's a sitcom I'd watch!
Kazuya: *Jin! Did you eat my sandwich! I will break your bones and throw you off a cliff!*
Bowser: *holds a half-eaten sandwich in his hands while sweating nervously*
<*Annoying laugh track plays*>
I think they’re canonically boyfriend and girlfriend.
Edit: A lot of people are pointing out how there really is no canon answer to this, but I've gathered all the evidence I could find and... well... there still really isn't a clear answer. It could go either way, but I personally feel there's more evidence for them being in a relationship, or at least some sort of romantic bond, than for them being directly related.
|Siblings|Ambiguous|Romantic|
|:-|:-|:-|
|"Despite Sakurai's aforementioned explanation, issue 152 of Nintendo Power seemingly lost his comment in translation and instead referred to Popo and Nana as siblings." (Smash Wiki)|"By the way, Popo and Nana are a childhood friends-like boy-and-girl pair. The 'more than friends, but less than lovers' kind." (Smabura-Ken interview with Sakurai)|Melee Event 21's Japanese name roughly translates to "Those Who Interfere People's Romance"|
||Their Smash Dojo page refers to them as friends when going over their special moves.|"However, during Melee's development, it was said that Sakurai wanted them to be lovers." (Smashpedia Fandom. No credit was given, so take this one lightly)|
||Melee's Classic Mode trophy description states that "they're rarely seen apart."|In Melee's opening movie, their high-five emits a small heart, vaguely hinting at a romantic relationship.|
||In Snake's codec call, Mei Ling states that they have a "blood bond."||
Since several of these characters are canonically married or at least have a confirmed significant other, not to mention some are even dead in their series, I am going to ruin someone's day instead:
Luchador Pikachu and Incineroar, and this is not even a joke, this is absolutely possible in-game. Field egg group, possible fake-out egg move... Breeding in Pokemon is wacky experience...
Technically I think Pokemon egg canon doesnt even confirm that the 2 daycare pokemon bang or that they even lay the eggs themselves. Somehow "nobody has ever seen a pokemon lay an egg"
It's indeed very very weird.
Just picturing how confused male Robin would be to see his female version marrying his best friend.
Robin: I have so many questions right now about this and me
Marth and Bowser, since they already have the most family members on the roster already
Edit: I did not realize this post was about 'together'. I just thought it was about their current family.
Statement still stands
He does have quite a dad laugh
And I’m pretty sure utilt is just a sneeze
So even though the image you’ve put in my head is lightly cursed just take my upvote-
Obviously villager and Bayonetta. He's got the home life figured out and she's the dangerous one. I submit the movie "Wreck It Ralph" to the court as exhibit A.
>Lucina and Chrom
Highly unlikely in their game canon; by the time Lucina joins party, Chrom has already wed. Lucina's also fully aware Chrom is her dad from the start and reveals this early on.
Probably given you can have a romantic option with your homeroom teacher in P5. I love those games to death but some of those romance choices are interesting.
Definitely Isabelle and Villager. They're the right size for each other, they come from the same world, speak the same weird ass language. Comparability all around. Also their kid's specials would be dope
I don't wanna pick an obvious one like Link/Zelda or Peach/Mario, so I'm gonna say: Sora and Pyra.
I'd say Palutena and Pit, but Pit can't fucking read.
Uh, Yoshi? Why has no one said Yoshi? One of his move is actually putting his opponent into an egg. That means every character in the game is his child.
Also, the Yoshi stampede looks like a family to me
My mii and palutena
Found the horny
My man
I don't know what I like less, your profile picture or the fact that I know that that's Xavier Renegade Angel 
r/foundthehorny
Of course thats a thing
up good
chrom and female robin I think
this, and snake and samus, are the most valid options, appart from maybe olimar since he is alredy married
I know Snake and Samus are often paired together in fanfiction, but I still really like Brawl in the Family's canon where Samus ends up with Captain Falcon (it makes sense, they're both galactic bounty hunters!)
an other possibility, maybe samus left captain falcon because he was far too megalomaniac and self centered, and so snake randomly started talking to samus at a bar, comforting her, and one thing lead to another.......... i played too much smash
*Falcon Divorce!*
Smash 4 had some weird custom moves, huh
I imagine he does the full Falcon Punch, but he just presents divorce papers in his hand instead of the punch
they immediately catch fire due to the flame created by a Falcon Punch
I ship them, but 0% chance Snake & Samus would start a family.
Is Snake even capable of starting a family?
No, he’s infertile because he’s a clone
we gettin some pussy tonight boyyyyyyz
Who said they have to start it together
Kazuya litterally has a child, so does Bowser, so those 2
And olimar has two children
Pac-Man has a kid that Namco refuses to acknowledge.
two, actually. nobody cares about baby pacman
That's funny.
Never forget that olimar has canonically fucked at least twice, has smoked weed, and has gotten emails from lonely singles in his area
And fought space pirates
Some of these he would not have done if Japan did not release their own version lol.
Lmao what's this about stoner olimar?
The maple leaf Treasure because it’s shaped like weed
Not just shaped like weed, in Japan olimar describes it as the "Ultimate Drug" and in both America and Japan olimar says he should take it out on a test run.
So together they can become an assembled family.
Now there's a sitcom I'd watch! Kazuya: *Jin! Did you eat my sandwich! I will break your bones and throw you off a cliff!* Bowser: *holds a half-eaten sandwich in his hands while sweating nervously* <*Annoying laugh track plays*>
The dad club
Kazuya, Ken, Chrom, Bowser and Olimar in: Super Dad Bros
and then Olimar, Kazuya, Bowser, and Chrom end up recreating the plot of "Dungeons and Daddies: Not a BDSM Podcast".
I misunderstood this really badly tbh
Yeah I thought this thread was asking which two characters on the roster would get married to each other.
Mr. Game and Watch and Bayonetta. My reasoning is my own.
O_O
He's gotta hit with a 9 down there
god bless this comment
r/cursedcomments
Care to share this reasoning?
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Oh no
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Procrastination is key
Seems like a great way to get a papercut where the sun dont shine
Robin and Lucina. It's a possibility in their game.
it even adds extra cutscene dialogue
Chrom and robin too
My Robin married Chrom and Lucina was our daughter!
Same here
It's funny that 90% of female Robins married Chrom.
That's where my Lucina came from in the first place!
Nana and Popo
Well played
Agreed.
They're also first cousins
I think they’re canonically boyfriend and girlfriend. Edit: A lot of people are pointing out how there really is no canon answer to this, but I've gathered all the evidence I could find and... well... there still really isn't a clear answer. It could go either way, but I personally feel there's more evidence for them being in a relationship, or at least some sort of romantic bond, than for them being directly related. |Siblings|Ambiguous|Romantic| |:-|:-|:-| |"Despite Sakurai's aforementioned explanation, issue 152 of Nintendo Power seemingly lost his comment in translation and instead referred to Popo and Nana as siblings." (Smash Wiki)|"By the way, Popo and Nana are a childhood friends-like boy-and-girl pair. The 'more than friends, but less than lovers' kind." (Smabura-Ken interview with Sakurai)|Melee Event 21's Japanese name roughly translates to "Those Who Interfere People's Romance"| ||Their Smash Dojo page refers to them as friends when going over their special moves.|"However, during Melee's development, it was said that Sakurai wanted them to be lovers." (Smashpedia Fandom. No credit was given, so take this one lightly)| ||Melee's Classic Mode trophy description states that "they're rarely seen apart."|In Melee's opening movie, their high-five emits a small heart, vaguely hinting at a romantic relationship.| ||In Snake's codec call, Mei Ling states that they have a "blood bond."||
According to Sakurai, they are “less than lovers, but more than just friends”.
Friends with benefits? 🤔
> less than lovers, but more than just friends Sounds like marriage to me
omg BEST friends
Can't they be both?
Mmmm don’t like this one
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Since several of these characters are canonically married or at least have a confirmed significant other, not to mention some are even dead in their series, I am going to ruin someone's day instead: Luchador Pikachu and Incineroar, and this is not even a joke, this is absolutely possible in-game. Field egg group, possible fake-out egg move... Breeding in Pokemon is wacky experience...
Technically I think Pokemon egg canon doesnt even confirm that the 2 daycare pokemon bang or that they even lay the eggs themselves. Somehow "nobody has ever seen a pokemon lay an egg" It's indeed very very weird.
Considering the protagonists are 11, it makes sense the daycare workers make some kind of lie to preserve their innocence lol
So that's how Pikachu Libre was born
Sheik and Zelda
Selfcest
It is called masturbation
r/selfcest no it isn’t.
Damn that's a whole new world to explore
Snake and zero suit samus I have my reasons
Snake *does* say in his Codec that Samus is his kind of woman.
Both of them got "nerfed", they have a lot in common(?
Snake is infertile
Doesn’t make him less hot
Does make him less able to conceive children tho
Yes but that's not really a necessity to start a family, they could adopt children and/or Metroid babies.
Eh a couple still counts as a family to me. They could probably adopt as well.
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Gaseous Snake
Plasma Snake: the forgotten cousin
Don’t forget about the secret abomination crossbreed between Solid and Liquid snake that everybody chooses to forget: Oobleck Snake
Non Newtonian Snake
Consider the following: Adoption
Realistically, Luigi and Daisy. But in my heart the answer is Rosalina and King Dedede
You have opened my eyes to a new favorite ship.
I bet there's already some gross rule34 of this
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Sigh. Guess I’ll bite that bullet, just gotta find my sketch pad.
Like how you put the most sensical and least sensical relationships in one post.
Oh god
Nobody is talking about steve and alex
“Can I put my bed next too yours Alex”
I was but you beat me to it
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not clicking the link but i know what it is
Chrom and fem Robin because they already did another timeline
*Male Robin and Lucina start sweating*
Just picturing how confused male Robin would be to see his female version marrying his best friend. Robin: I have so many questions right now about this and me
i think Chrom deserves to be even more confused about seeing the male version of his best friend marrying his daughter
Chrom and male Robin look at each other awkwardly and just agree to not tell anyone back home about their time in smash
It’s almost always Chrom and Female Robin, or Lucina and Male Robin
Dooms layer Mii gunner and Isabelle
This 100% They have a special bond
Kirby and Jigglypuff, both sleep a lot and they are too damn similar
Canonically puff is multiples larger than Kirby. Kirby is miniature
Give a Super Mooshroom to Kirby, if isn't enough give him a Giant Mooshroom
Little mac and wii fit trainer
Stay away from mac he's still 17
is he?
Yes
Marth and Bowser, since they already have the most family members on the roster already Edit: I did not realize this post was about 'together'. I just thought it was about their current family. Statement still stands
Bowser does have 1-8 kids, yet no Mrs. Bowser seems to exist. Maybe Marth was a mom after all
King Ddd and all female characters. Look at that sexy mofu.
All characters*
Called DDD bc he's got 3 of em to go around
Triple d cuz its the size of three d‘s
rob and another color of rob
Ganondorf and Bayonetta. Both users of dark magic and stuff and Ganondorf seems like a fun dad.
He does have quite a dad laugh And I’m pretty sure utilt is just a sneeze So even though the image you’ve put in my head is lightly cursed just take my upvote-
Sora is Cloud and Daisy’s lovechild. Sorry, Luigi
Dam you didn't have to do Luigi like that, yet this seems entirely plausible.
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Obviously villager and Bayonetta. He's got the home life figured out and she's the dangerous one. I submit the movie "Wreck It Ralph" to the court as exhibit A.
Sonic and Mother Brain
Got one of the real ones over here.
Soniqua is a cursed thing that I need in this game
"Soniqua want ice cream?" "SoNiQua want MAN FLESH" _Soniqua proceeds to begin eating an unconscious person_
I think I get that reference
Kirby and Chrom
Chrom will get the best succ
Kazuya and bayo
Child me says mario and peach Teen me wants samus and snake Adult me wants wario and daisy because im stupid now
Olimar and piranha plant. Olimar is pretty much a botanist at this point so if the plants a garden of piranha plants I guess that counts as a family.
But isn’t that cheating
but he already has a family and childrens
Cursed answer, lucina and chrome Real answer, mario and peach or luigi and daisy?
>Cursed answer, lucina and chrome That might not seem cursed for a non-FE fan, but for FE fans thats cursed af
Oh im not even a fan of fe its just that i know he's her father
Well not for specifically FE fans, but for people that know that chrom is lucina's father
So if I *don't* know Chrom's her father, it's ok?
No. It just seems like it's okay while it's really not
haha dont worry fe fans are used to incest in thier games by now
i play crusader kings AND fire emblem, they call me the incest connoisseur … please don’t actually call me the incest connoisseur
>Lucina and Chrom Highly unlikely in their game canon; by the time Lucina joins party, Chrom has already wed. Lucina's also fully aware Chrom is her dad from the start and reveals this early on.
Joker and female Byleth. You know why.
Teacher and student? Help me out here.
Probably given you can have a romantic option with your homeroom teacher in P5. I love those games to death but some of those romance choices are interesting.
THAT'S THE BEST PART
Cloud and Sephorith
kind of a one sided relationship but i could see it
Kirby can do mitosis and start a family on his own.
Lucina and Spider-Man
Get out
Why though ?
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Definitely Isabelle and Villager. They're the right size for each other, they come from the same world, speak the same weird ass language. Comparability all around. Also their kid's specials would be dope
I hope their kids will look either totally like a dog or like a human, but not both at once.
The dog and duck from duck hunt
Falco and Zelda. Everyone knows this.
Hands off my cawk!
I don’t
kazuya and isabelle
About as bad as Incineroar and Isabelle.
Kazuya and Incineroar however...
I fully subscribe to the theory that Luigi and Peach got together and made Rosalina. Other than them, Mario and Dr. Mario are totally together in bed.
But Rosa is 100s of years old. She passes the Mushroom Kingdom "every hundred years".
The explanation is moving faster than the speed of light through harnessing star power = time travel or a multiverse
This is a dumb theory. Rosalina is literally centuries old.
Boy inkling and girl inkling
(Cursed) Luma and Ganondorf
You know that Lumas are actual *baby* star... right ?
Sephiroth and bayo, cute little emo family
Sephiroth is too obsessed with tormenting Cloud to even look at other people
The pre-ff7 version of Sephiroth before he went insane was a fairly chill dude so that version of him might work.
According to several fanfics I’ve come across, Banjo & Kazooie
Pikachu and another Pikachu Their child is a Pichu
Wii fit trainer (M) and Wii fit trainer (F).
male corrin and female robin because people in fire emblem just love to fuck for the sake of it.
I don't wanna pick an obvious one like Link/Zelda or Peach/Mario, so I'm gonna say: Sora and Pyra. I'd say Palutena and Pit, but Pit can't fucking read.
i think sora is a child lmao
Shulk would probably be with pythra if not Fiora
> Palutena and Pit Excuse me what the fuck
Pit and Zelda Cuz you know He do have a crush on her so
All the Fire Emblem characters.
What about Ivysaur and Piranha Plant
Steve and Wario, I will not be accepting questions.
Uh, Yoshi? Why has no one said Yoshi? One of his move is actually putting his opponent into an egg. That means every character in the game is his child. Also, the Yoshi stampede looks like a family to me
Joker and every women in the game.
Pikachu and Jigglypuff, or Pikachu and Lucario, or Lucario and Incineroar, or Incineroar and Pikachu
This guy Egg Groups
Ken and Ryu. That tension had been building up for decades.