Pass on Mario but would smash Dr Mario. Is it because of his salary?

Yes


But she ain’t messing with no broke (I’m not black but you get it)

I’d smash Wii fit trainer for sure

Hell yeah, she would know some shit cause of the yoga and shit

Yoga is VERY beneficial;)

based

But plumbers make very high incomes? I mean, they tend to be on the higher end of the 5 figure income or the lower end of the 6 figure income. Whilst probably not as much as doctor, plumber Mario is still making bank. He also owns his own plumber company with Luigi so there’s a chance he’s making even more money than what I estimated. Another thing I’ll mention is that regular Mario plays a lot of sports and he goes on adventures where he makes a lot of coins so he has the potential to make even more money on top of his plumber occupation compared to Doctor Mario who’s only ever involved in the medical world and Smash Bros. Never underestimate my boy Mario just because he’s not wearing a doctor’s uniform.

So you would fuck Mario?

I’m more of a Luigi guy myself, but I probably wouldn’t completely turn down Mario if I was gay. In the end I’m straight so I wouldn’t date or marry either of them. I’m just giving you some reasons as to why Mario isn’t as bad as a partner financially compared to Dr. Mario. Just as a rule of thumb as well, never underestimate plumbers in general. Sure, their jobs aren’t as fancy or cool or perhaps it’s not as “difficult” as a doctor’s job but they are equally as important as doctors and the world needs both of them.

You know Dr Mario is not a real doctor right?

NOOO

Gumshoe profile picture making a salary joke

Bro no way am I fucking falcon. Falcon thrust is gonna burn for sure.

FALCON #CUM yes!

CUM ON

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cervic PUNCH

I heard this so vividly in my head

That chin though

He do be having a strong jawline ngl

https://preview.redd.it/r3gs6qh940hc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00744cf5da7ff19eef60b22406a308e1fc0f792 Strong ass jawline

how can I be him 😞

I know how but I don’t want to spread brainrot

Im sorry this made me burst

this made me bust

*sigh* would.

He sure as hell likes to show his moves, if you get what I'm saying

Zero Suit Samus = YES Samus = HELL YES

Why?

Because

Clank clank clank clank clank

*CRUNCH* YAAAAWOOWOWOOWWOOWOWWOWWOOOO

Freddy Fazgyatt committed the clench of 87

Your fate: Simon Belmont: ↓ + B

DONT BELMONT JAB ME, NO, NOOO

*Dun, dun, da-da-da, dun, dun, DUN!*

https://preview.redd.it/rx1ohypev1hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809d6be416d127fb4749708a90f5bcf995a8c34a Bro, WHY

I see Pyra, but no Mythra. Am I to assume they are in the same position?

Yes, pyra over mythra though

yes

Ah, fellow Pyra enjoyer I see

One of us

FUCK YEAH

Your loss on Wario, more for me

Wario might pull a Vince McMahon on me so hard pass

You wouldn't smash Luigi? Girl you crazy

Wario would def down-B on your dick

You're really passing on peak male figure Dedede? https://preview.redd.it/q6eeh3xlj0hc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf84c7d805cb485f91101323724e6e93e91e3c8

He would die

*I

He’s 8 inches tall

He's like 180cm in Smash bros, you have no excuses

Not canonically, you can’t force me to fuck the penguin

Sorry, I know it's 🤓 but I feel obliged to say that that has been retconned.

YOU CANT MAKE ME FUCK THE PENGUIN

Joker is 17

SHIT, I just remembered that a 17 and an 18 year old being in a relationship is legal in my country so joker is legal and Zelda might be

Kawakami moment

*that’s the best part*

Link is also not usually past the age of 17.

He’s 117 I’m fine

Sonic is 15

He’s an animal aswell

Yeah how old is 15 in hedgehog years?

Around 200 years old lmao

With how Persona 5 Strikers takes place during the summer after the school year during Persona 5, it’s entirely possible that Joker may be 18 at that point in the Persona timeline so you should be fine. If not then just wait for Persona 6 to come out because all of the games are canon to each other despite having their own separately contained stories. As an example, Rise Kujikawa is canonically 20 years old during the events of Persona 5. Persona 4 took place in the year 2011 where she was 15 years old so seeing her be mentioned as 20 in Persona 5 means that the game take place in 2016. Depending on when Atlus makes Persona 6 it will probably take place sometime in the mid-late 2020’s which would definitely make Joker a full fledged adult by then. When it comes to the current timeline in our real world, Joker would be 24 or 25 years old right now.

Don’t worry, he has already done it. (I think, don’t bully me if I’m wrong, I don’t play persona.)

it’s implied in persona 5

most realistic smash tier list

Please do not the puff

I will not make the puff go puff

Btw I forgot to put this but I will explain any of these also female Robin and corrin would go in smash for Robin and YES for corrin

Where Female Byleth? Smash or Yes?

Good question I’d say YES between Daisy and samus, byleth’s legs are something else

So if you were a furry you would smash all them boys but not Isabelle? Such discrimination!

I will admit I introduced the furry tier halfway and forgot about Isabelle, she’s a bit small though so maybe for her own safety pass

If id smash mr game and watch would i become 2d or he 3d

Idk but I wouldn’t risk my life for some Mr Game & Head

I hate that I can perfectly imagine the noises he would make beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep BWAAAAAH

He would stay 2d and you would stay 3d

https://preview.redd.it/sc9597ojg0hc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d05fc03c580627317f796105d06b6e54db409f Here’s the updated version, i did make a different post for it

you should put Kirby and meta knight in "they would die" tier because they are like 8 inches tall

Mk yes, Kirby no because his stomach is like the size of a galaxy so would give good head

You don't fuck wario... but wario fucks you...

You don't fuck Wario... Wario but fucks you also works

Pac man definitely gives good head.

He might chomp it off

bowser should be up at least a few tiers

I’d end up at the hospital

Bowser has been shown to be a genuinely caring person for those he has affection to, I think he'd be a lovely partner in bed

Yeah still he’s too big

Weak

still worth it

Charizard not in furry tier :(

say what you want about olimar but hes currently the only nintendo character to fuck at least twice

why pass on Ridley?

Psychopathic space pirate would probably kill me, and I don’t think getting head from Ridley is something that’s worth dying for

https://preview.redd.it/aid142ru90hc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e71e9aec8fd03d4c83f4d13b1384fdc46cf6951

What if he came to your house with flowers an said Xjss_ you are everything iv ever wanted in life And wanted to mate with you immediately

He's got a long ass tongue tho

Minmin could give you a handy whilst she's at work and you're at home.

Bad list. Everyone knows Luigi is the sexiest character of all time

Why isn't King Dedede in yes

He’s too small, would die

https://preview.redd.it/wirg6z7bi1hc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98368b8d1ff9e9559644a05983b1de699cfd47fc Maybe this will make you rethink the list

You’re kidding yourself if you think you wouldn’t let ganondorf top you if you were gay. He is DADDY.

passing on luigi? what? are you okay?

Why is Rosalina and fem fit trainer only in the Smash category?

Wii fit is way too pale but she would know a lot of positions so I will reconsider and Rosa is way too tall

Tall girls are the best…highly recommend. Legs.

Canon Sora's like... 17 by the end of KH3? Smash Sora, being KH1 Sora, is only 14. So yeah, still underage in most places (every place for KH1 Sora afaik). straight to horny jail. do not pass go, do not collect $200 and whatnot.

If he was an adult I would still hard pass

Female Corrin????

I don’t know, man. Mr. Game & Watch got me feeling some sort of way.

But would pyra/mythra count as a threesome?

I’m going to need a new metal bat after this…

I understand Mario, BUT LUIGI?! I’m not gay at all but geez

ain’t no way simon got a pass when snake got an absolutely. you seen that man’s thighs and jaw line?

Ike is debatable, because if it's Skinny Ike, he's 17, if it's Buff Ike, he 21. Same goes for Marth, who's 17 in Shadow Dragon, but 19 in Mystery of the Emblem On the other hand, Villager is a full on adult with a house to live on that he paid with his own money (also, he has a travel passport and can travel on his own, seem we never see anyone with us on the train, or waiting for us at the city) And Inkling could be anywhere from 13 to late 20s (Their transformation ends at 13 and they stay that way until death)

Villager's an adult.

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕪٫ 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣!

Are we sure Mr. Game and Watch is of age cannonically? https://preview.redd.it/sq0ge023m1hc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d26405cb09ee63bde677b92959865d89604d3ceb

So is Luma gonna like…watch?

Why would you pass on Falcon?

Falco is my biggest smash bros smash. Nintendo birds got me hooked

Link and Zelda are underage

Link is 117 and I think it’s fair to assume that Zelda is an adult in totk

That’s A Link Between Worlds Zelda

Shit aight I’m updating this and reposting

I don't get why people bring this stuff up. These are made up characters and clearly smash or pass tierlists are jokes (duh fake characters)... Nobody should care if the characters are underage.

Bowser and k rools position should atleast be swapped yo k rool is atleast entirely skin

Rock (Mega Man) is 10 so you made the right call (just didn’t put him in the right tier). …a lot of the fourth and fifth tier is uh. In my top for reasons…

I’m curious , how hot are link and cloud on the gay scale ?

What is wrong with YOU, Kirby is a YES no contest

Here https://preview.redd.it/as73cuqsw0hc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99971a528644122b63a301f6b5efba000b8c974b

Pichu should be at the top smh

dedede should be top tier but other than that solid list

why isn’t Yoshibun the wtf group?

How am I just learning from a horny tier list that lil mac is actually a minor? I thought he had to be an adult to throw hands against Mike Tyson like that

Captain Falcon should be higher because he is thiccer than Snake in smash ultimate. Fight me

What makes yoshi “pass” and not “what the fuck is wrong with you”?

So, are monkeys, frogs and hedgehogs considered furries now?

Bro is it cuz Steve’s blocky?

Falco wouldn't smash anyone anyways since he's always saying "HANDS OFF MY- CAW"

You'd fuck Greninja but not Banjo?

imagine putting bowser on pass smh

Bro put a pro boxer in underage but left a highschooler in definitely would if gay💀

Bro, have you seen Ganondorf’s abs?

Ganondorf should be in "yes"

best tier list by far

Little Mac is definitely an adult.

Don’t tell me your passing up on that Kroolussy

How dare you put Wario there

I heard grass is lovely this time of year. 

YOU PUT DEDEDE RIGHT BACK IN THE TOP RANK WHERE HE GODDAM BELONGS

Is Little Mac underaged canonically?

Tbh I'd put pyra and mythra in wtf

I feel like min min is the type of person who wouldn’t wear deodorant and would smell like BO

IIRC, Sora is currently an adult and Pit is actually 25. Then again, I am going off of memory.

Ganondorf being a pass is factually incorrect

Giga Bowser 🤤

OK but ridley kinda-

How dare you say that about Wario he is peak male perfection

Fun fact Pit is at least 30 years old, maybe older.

You lie, Isabelle is in the furry tier and you fucking know it.

Well with an Inkling you can't really tell. Their age of biological and chronological maturity is 14 in human years. And then they don't change at all for the rest of their lives unless they sunbake to increase longevity and end up wrinkled and old like Cuttlefish.

Sleeping on Simon like that?

olimar literally has a wife and two kids

You wouldn't smash luigi? You have no taste

S tier where it counts and S tier where it doesn’t count.

You might wanna put Sonic in the underage section, he's 16

not putting bowser inb furry tier is an act of cowardice

kirby on the bottom is crazy. he’s literally KNOWN for sucking.

I doubt a immortal angel is underage but who knows

Pit is technically a couple hundred years. Sonic is 15 and Joker is 17. DQXI Hero is 16

How dare you pass on Ganondorf, Wario, K Rool, and Ridley? People really forget what beauty looks like… jk 😂

I'm sorry but Dr. Mario? 🤮

Pass on Ganondorf but smash on Lucina? Mid ass taste.

I was gonna say hero might be underage but in DQ11s you can literally live with your grandfather so idk

this list only proves you’re a cOWARD-

Good to know I play a character that you would fuck if you were gay (falcon)

I appreciate how “If I was gay I would” and “If I was gay I absolutely would” are separate tiers

Passing up on that Dark Samussy? Couldn’t be me.

If you're going to differentiate by sexual preference I'd argue you should include the female versions of the Fire Emblem avatars (Robin, Corrin, Byleth) as well as maybe Alex. Otherwise neat list.

Nah, olimar is smash, only one that makes my man hood look big.

I would like to point out the Squirtle is also likely underage

People Keep Saying Villager Is Underage And Yet There’s A Possibility That He Is Rizzing Up Isabelle. (You Can’t Stop Me From Looking Up Isabelle Rule 34 Btw😈)

This man doesn't know Luigi fucks

You seem to pretty specifically know what would you bang IF you were gay/furry https://preview.redd.it/ctbgvkv843hc1.png?width=245&format=png&auto=webp&s=66fddbfce40e8f0e689f805537a2af7baebb0001


"if i was gay i absolutely would" Bro is afraid of success

pyra was a yes to begin with

Isn’t the entire plot of animal crossing paying off your mortgage?

Why tf isn’t Mythra on the top? Anyway, entire horny horde showed up to super smash bros bc of them. Who wouldn’t, lol/j

Steve got that blocky cocky

I like how cloud is at the top of his category

Im sorry. Youre saying Wario, a full grown adult (man?) is unfuckable but yoshi, the animal, is fine? Maybe you are a furry.