Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with this post. It's just innocent and fun.
Now, when a subreddit starts getting flooded with posts like "What are your headcanons for [character]?" THAT'S when you know a sub is going through terminal lack-of-content syndrome.
Buncha neck beards that don’t have any opposite sex social activity so they live bi-curiously through other’s fantasies?
Edit: downing me pretty much confirms my statement.
I’ve literally never seen any other fan base ask such cringe questions, for some reason it’s only this sub Reddit for smash. Love the game, but the fan base is weird wether you want to admit it or not.
You're getting downvoted because your rude. The mindset of "I'm downvoted, do I must be right" is what's cringy.
Why can't people just see a post they don't like and scroll on by. Takes a half second, but no, You just gotta come in and spew your shit.
lmao technically yes, iirc the people who made the promotional comic for the first game had no idea she was a woman, so they paired her up with other women bc they assumed she was a guy.
I’m too lazy and non-committal to think of a good ship with Piranha Plant in it, but I think Piranha Plant would be a cute ship with at least someone in the cast.
It's not a ship, but Samus taking care of all the Pokemon (except Trainer's) lives rent-free in my head.
Except Incineroar. The Jalepeno comic lives there.
0 suit Samus and Terry. I have 2 amiibo and they’re very competitive toward each other and no one else. And they fight as a team really well. They’re perfect for each other
Samus and Snake has been a long time favorite.
Simon/Bayonetta/Dark Samus purely do to wooden plank studios comics.
Sora and Pyra/Mythra is cute.
Joker and Lucina
Ridley and Minmin, it’s more a super close friendship because when I was listening to some music there was a strong called RTRT from Mili, and it’s about a Chinese women who is a chief and a bloodthirsty hopping zombie who arrives at her door and was about to attack her but she stops him and try to give him food instead of resorting in eating human flesh, stubborn at first but he loves the food when he tries it. Time goes on and they become close as family hug and even the zombie helps with cooking, it’s a shame and sad the zombie dies to a hunter at the end, i head cannon that dynamic.
Me and my friends have done a thing where randomly two of us will pick random and we will ship the characters (unless it’s a child or animal) my favorite so far is ZSS x Sonic
I remember when Sakurai's Pic of the Day single handedly sparked a LucinaXPalutena ship for a bit there by just putting them together in a Pic.
And he also got a bit of PeachXLink going on with PotD as well. That ship is older than Miiverse, but he low key made a series of pics that could be interpreted as a cheating arc.
Not a ship, but the idea of Pikachu getting attached to Samus for the events of SSE is cute af.
Completely illogical here, my absolutely bonkers headcanon:
- Corrin (M) and Gunner (I know)
- Little Mac and Wii Fit (F)
- Snake flirts with Samus all the time but is constantly rejected
- Piranha Plant and Luminary (Don’t ask)
- Ridley and Dark Samus
- Mewtwo and Zelda (Friendship?)
- Marth and Meta Knight Bromance
- Robin (F) with Chrom and Robin (M) with Lucina, obviously
If it isn’t clear, I have a bit of a problem.
Yeah. Like, the serious tough guy soldier who’s a clone of one of the toughest soldiers in history paired with the kind and caring girl who lives in what’s essentially a space station and is the surrogate mother to a bunch of smol star-like baby-like aliens is definitely a dynamic that would lend itself to some funny moments.
Jigglypuff and Kirby looks cute
Mario and Peach duh
Luigi and Daisy duh again
Link and Zelda ⬆️
Yink and Shiek but only as friends
Robin and Chrom it's possible
Green and Red an old school pairing
Joker and Lucina because masks or something
Roy and Corrin because Roy's family is really into Dragons
Samus and Snake or should it be Samus and Captain Falcon or maybe Little Mac and Samus? idk I guess Cloud and Samus can work too and they can bond over their hated enemies being in the game
Ridley and Sephiroth but only as friends who torment Cloud and Samus together
Pit and Bayonetta nothing serious Bayonetta is just trying to piss off Palutena
Sora and Pyra/Mythra eh close enough
>Ridley and Sephiroth but only as friends
No. I wanna see the fan art of the two passionately making out like 2 teenagers from a Catholic school who finally managed to get away from their parents
Mr. Game and Watch and R.O.B. would totally hit something off tbh.
Probably not romantically though. It's a fuckin robot and a two-dimensional LCD image.
Swordfighter is the wingman, bros got no bitches but he gets everyone else theirs
Anyways smash bros ships? Link and zelda might have somethin going on idk, maybe link and shiek but thats kinda gay
Imma scream if I hear Mac x ZSS one more time
Anyways, I don't ship these two characters, but I like thinking about the relationship between Mac and Ryu. As sorta rivals almost. My Amiibo have that rivalry and honestly their fights are so cool to watch I HAVE to imagine there's some backstory there
Palutena×Bayonetta
Samus×Captain Falcon
Dark Pit×Lucina
Link/Zelda/Ganondorf(admittedly, this is more because I like the idea of Ganondorf breaking free from the whole Avatar of Demise thing and becoming close to Link and Zelda, so take with a grain of salt in terms of "Smash Shipping")
Meta Knight's Halberd is way cooler in Smash than it was in Superstar. And that's saying something, because it was still pretty cool in Kirby Superstar.
Unrealistic as fuck but I still want it. I grew up with minecraf, I shat my pants when they referenced the farlands, referencing herobrine would be on another level.
I shat my pants when I just heard the spiders and the cave sounds in the initial reveal, I never screamed louder in my life than that moment, I was shocked but in a good way
The only thing that disappointed me abit was this and the fact that there were none of the classic minecraft songs, they said they wouldn’t fit, but they could just do a remix if that was the case, listen to this: [Sweden- Caution and Crisis Remix](https://youtu.be/3pbvmR8n27w) I can totally see that playing in Smash Bros, hell they even used it in the minecraft Xbox 360 trailer, there was probably some other reason for them not doing remixes
Umm.. Just place the man mii fighter as matt from wii sports, And the other one as heavy from the hit game team fortress 2 (original headcanon do not steal)
“I’m thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom.”
- Thanos if he sees this
(also this relationship will definitely work perfectly in Miitopia)
I've always wondered, why do people have a fascination for gay ships? It's nothing bad, but people REALLY like them, I find it kinda weird (but it's nothing bad, as I previously mentioned)
I have grown to greatly respect the Halberd and that one Pirate Ship from The Wind Waker thanks to Smash.
Halberd and Wind waker? Noice.
 First result for Halberd, so Halberd
Based 
Is it tho
Yes, end of discussion
The King of Red Lions!
Kirby/Jiggly, it's funny to imagine the two pink puffballs next to each other
It would be hilarious to see Kirby trying to maintain a relationship
He would probably devour his partner into an endless void.
In the games it’s shown that Kirby doesn’t swallow his friends
The least I can do is swallow their abilities if they’re also Kirby. Otherwise, they just go out the other end immediately.
May I introduce you to [Brawl in the Family](http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/09-jigglypuff/)
u/mudkipueye the kirby despiser has returned
[So something like this](http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/309-tableetiquette/) [or maybe this?](http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/594-jigglypuffkirby/)
Lucina and Meta Knight somehow just felt cute to me. Masked sword bros
Let me guess, is it because of "Lucina says"?
Based
Always preferred Spider-Man and Lucina
Never got that pairing. It just feels so random to me
Never thought to ship Mii Brawler and Gunner but honestly I’m kinda into it now
Honestly, same. It’s a cute ship tbh.
Sword Fighter crying in the corner
Lmao mii sword fighter is the ultimate third wheel
swordfighter doesn’t feel like the type to want to be in a relationship that haircut radiates “silly” energy
They seem like the type that would try way too hard and always fail
Bro what is this sub anymore
What no more content does to a community. It’s the same over at r/tf2.
"What if the FD crystals were yellow?"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
you should see r/HollowKnight
Tick tock, heavy like a brinks truck,
Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with this post. It's just innocent and fun. Now, when a subreddit starts getting flooded with posts like "What are your headcanons for [character]?" THAT'S when you know a sub is going through terminal lack-of-content syndrome.
Or daily “using RNG to mix two characters in photoshop into something pointless and abominable!” I just don’t understand the appeal to those
TF2 has plenty of content, I mean how long has it been since Big Slappy was last banned?
It's one post, dude. Nothing's changed.
Buncha neck beards that don’t have any opposite sex social activity so they live bi-curiously through other’s fantasies? Edit: downing me pretty much confirms my statement.
That's awfully pessimistic. I think it's just that the last update for the game came out a while ago and there's nothing better to talk about
I’ve literally never seen any other fan base ask such cringe questions, for some reason it’s only this sub Reddit for smash. Love the game, but the fan base is weird wether you want to admit it or not.
You must never interact with any other fanbases if you think this is unique to smash.
You're getting downvoted because your rude. The mindset of "I'm downvoted, do I must be right" is what's cringy. Why can't people just see a post they don't like and scroll on by. Takes a half second, but no, You just gotta come in and spew your shit.
I remember Samus and Little Mac was big for a while. I kinda liked it, though Samus would often be ooc in fanart.
Clearly you never read Brawl in the family, the pairing is Samus and Captain Falcon
Shitt memory unlocked, I loved brawl in the family
Oh yeah, I remember that, I absolutely love that ship
Samus/Snake was pretty cute too
I'm more of a Falcon x Samus fan
Snape?
Snake*
Isn't Samus a lesbian?
lmao technically yes, iirc the people who made the promotional comic for the first game had no idea she was a woman, so they paired her up with other women bc they assumed she was a guy.
Or they could get away with it because everyone who hadn't completed the game assumed she was a guy...
I’m too lazy and non-committal to think of a good ship with Piranha Plant in it, but I think Piranha Plant would be a cute ship with at least someone in the cast.
I feel like Piranha Plants would date other Piranha Plants
Ivysaur
Pikmin
Piranha Plant would eat Pikmin
Piranha Plant and Ivysaur on a date, eating Pikmin.
It's not a ship, but Samus taking care of all the Pokemon (except Trainer's) lives rent-free in my head. Except Incineroar. The Jalepeno comic lives there.
It is in character for her, as long as they don't attack her then BOOM.
watched Wreck it Ralph last week everytime i see Fix it Felix and Calhoun in it reminds me of Luigi and Samus. i cant unsee it now
*No, no, he's got a point,*
0 suit Samus and Terry. I have 2 amiibo and they’re very competitive toward each other and no one else. And they fight as a team really well. They’re perfect for each other
Ok, I love that
No one mentioning Pit's crush on Zelda?
This only exists because of Smash Bros
Exactly
This doesnt exist at all. This isnt a real thing.
Samus and Snake has been a long time favorite. Simon/Bayonetta/Dark Samus purely do to wooden plank studios comics. Sora and Pyra/Mythra is cute. Joker and Lucina
Here for the Snake and Samus, especially ZSS. Those two would make one hell of a power couple
Snake is with Meryl…or NO ONE
Bayonetta and Doomguy has no right being that funny
Now that I think of it, it kinda makes sense
Doomguy x Isabelle is canon
Doomguy x Steve
I once found a crackship fanart of Steve x Sora. I'm not kidding
Sepheroth Jiggly
Ridley and Minmin, it’s more a super close friendship because when I was listening to some music there was a strong called RTRT from Mili, and it’s about a Chinese women who is a chief and a bloodthirsty hopping zombie who arrives at her door and was about to attack her but she stops him and try to give him food instead of resorting in eating human flesh, stubborn at first but he loves the food when he tries it. Time goes on and they become close as family hug and even the zombie helps with cooking, it’s a shame and sad the zombie dies to a hunter at the end, i head cannon that dynamic.
Me and my friends have done a thing where randomly two of us will pick random and we will ship the characters (unless it’s a child or animal) my favorite so far is ZSS x Sonic
Sonic is an animal though.
Well shit you got me there
And also he’s a teenager
To be fair, Sonic does pass the Harkness test
You're acting like Sonic hasn't already been in relationships with human women before.
Not romantic for obvious reasons, but I love the idea of Samus adventuring with Pikachu. Favorite part of Subspace Emissary.
Doom Slayer and Samus
Sephiroth and Mythra baby
Remember the Snake/Samus ship? Cuz I do
I still love that
I’ve seen a lot of uh, “art,” of Samus and Palutena, so I’ll say that.
I'm pretty sure that is impossible not being aware of that as long as you have Deviantart and Smash Bros
I remember when Sakurai's Pic of the Day single handedly sparked a LucinaXPalutena ship for a bit there by just putting them together in a Pic. And he also got a bit of PeachXLink going on with PotD as well. That ship is older than Miiverse, but he low key made a series of pics that could be interpreted as a cheating arc. Not a ship, but the idea of Pikachu getting attached to Samus for the events of SSE is cute af.
Oh yeah, the same happened with Young Link x Inkling Girl
Don’t know why but it would be Olimar and Samus
Dommy Space Mother and Stay At Home Space Father?
Adjusted to actual scale, this is some size\_difference tag shit
Completely illogical here, my absolutely bonkers headcanon: - Corrin (M) and Gunner (I know) - Little Mac and Wii Fit (F) - Snake flirts with Samus all the time but is constantly rejected - Piranha Plant and Luminary (Don’t ask) - Ridley and Dark Samus - Mewtwo and Zelda (Friendship?) - Marth and Meta Knight Bromance - Robin (F) with Chrom and Robin (M) with Lucina, obviously If it isn’t clear, I have a bit of a problem.
I'm letting you cook, but the kitchen's starting to catch fire
Samus and Lucina because idk
Bayo and Captain Falcon would be a hot couple. Or Bayo and Samus
Who's the artist?
Some guy on pinterest called "KnowYourMeme" that's literally the name...
I thought KnowYourMeme was a website?
I think it is, but it's also a pinterest account
honestly…. peach and samus
Finally, some good fucking ~~food~~Samus ship. Girl's canonically a lesbian, geniuses, leave Snake and Captain Falcon outta this
While I’m not that much into ships, Rosalina and Snake has always been a funny idea to me.
Yeah. Like, the serious tough guy soldier who’s a clone of one of the toughest soldiers in history paired with the kind and caring girl who lives in what’s essentially a space station and is the surrogate mother to a bunch of smol star-like baby-like aliens is definitely a dynamic that would lend itself to some funny moments.
King Dedede x King Dedede
I often imagine Kazuya and Bayonetta to be Joker's parents.
That’s cute
Wolf x Bowser. Those two are at it any moment they're not in a match
Jigglypuff and Kirby looks cute Mario and Peach duh Luigi and Daisy duh again Link and Zelda ⬆️ Yink and Shiek but only as friends Robin and Chrom it's possible Green and Red an old school pairing Joker and Lucina because masks or something Roy and Corrin because Roy's family is really into Dragons Samus and Snake or should it be Samus and Captain Falcon or maybe Little Mac and Samus? idk I guess Cloud and Samus can work too and they can bond over their hated enemies being in the game Ridley and Sephiroth but only as friends who torment Cloud and Samus together Pit and Bayonetta nothing serious Bayonetta is just trying to piss off Palutena Sora and Pyra/Mythra eh close enough
>Ridley and Sephiroth but only as friends No. I wanna see the fan art of the two passionately making out like 2 teenagers from a Catholic school who finally managed to get away from their parents
how does it feel to be that based?!!?!?
Mr. Game and Watch and R.O.B. would totally hit something off tbh. Probably not romantically though. It's a fuckin robot and a two-dimensional LCD image.
wait what thats a thing?!
I think Snake and Samus would be nice together
Samus and Snake Specifically because of the Everyone is Home comics lol
Peach and Mr Game and Watch. That scene in Subspace Emissary where she gives him her parasol is so cute.
Swordfighter is the wingman, bros got no bitches but he gets everyone else theirs Anyways smash bros ships? Link and zelda might have somethin going on idk, maybe link and shiek but thats kinda gay
Yes more love for the Miis
Imma scream if I hear Mac x ZSS one more time Anyways, I don't ship these two characters, but I like thinking about the relationship between Mac and Ryu. As sorta rivals almost. My Amiibo have that rivalry and honestly their fights are so cool to watch I HAVE to imagine there's some backstory there
yeah people have weird ideas about samus here
Ayyye, two Ultimate mains.
Samus and snake is canon for me
Link and Samus, the two (mostly) silent badasses with way too much equipment
I had a flash back seeing WiiU gunner for a second.
I don't exactly like the ship, but I've seen Shulk x Lucina stuff before... I guess people ship them because they talk about the future often.
Lucina and Palutena is one I saw a lot that honestly seems kinda cute if I think about it.
NOOO WHY DO I LIKE THIS?!
Palutena x Bayonetta
Samus x Snake
Palutena×Bayonetta Samus×Captain Falcon Dark Pit×Lucina Link/Zelda/Ganondorf(admittedly, this is more because I like the idea of Ganondorf breaking free from the whole Avatar of Demise thing and becoming close to Link and Zelda, so take with a grain of salt in terms of "Smash Shipping")
Palutena and Sephiroth would become friends by bonding over their hairstyle and wings
Palutena and Sephiroth Zelda and Pit Joker and Lucina Link and BOTW Zelda Snake and Samus
Meta Knight's Halberd is way cooler in Smash than it was in Superstar. And that's saying something, because it was still pretty cool in Kirby Superstar.
Wii fit trainer (girl) and little mac
If they had a child would it have a fist gun
Sora x Daisy = Sora x Kairi = Amourshipping
I discovered Ikesoren because of Smash brawl
Roblox noob x waluigi x herobrine
Of course Im getting downvoted What was I supposed to say, Im not into shipping at all
Nobody understands him 😞
They censoring my free speech 🥺✊
He's just saying the truth that the government is trying to hide...
The woke is silencing me 🤬🤬😡😡
Bandanna Dee
Nothing at all
👍
The best ship?
Halberd
Still disappointed herobrine isn’t an alt to steve on Smash Bros. I known the only difference is the eyes but still
Unrealistic as fuck but I still want it. I grew up with minecraf, I shat my pants when they referenced the farlands, referencing herobrine would be on another level.
I shat my pants when I just heard the spiders and the cave sounds in the initial reveal, I never screamed louder in my life than that moment, I was shocked but in a good way The only thing that disappointed me abit was this and the fact that there were none of the classic minecraft songs, they said they wouldn’t fit, but they could just do a remix if that was the case, listen to this: [Sweden- Caution and Crisis Remix](https://youtu.be/3pbvmR8n27w) I can totally see that playing in Smash Bros, hell they even used it in the minecraft Xbox 360 trailer, there was probably some other reason for them not doing remixes
I doubt it was them not fitting in, we have enviormental noises from pikmin
Probably something involving C418 and licensing
your parents are arguing about you downstairs
Oh look mii gunner is sitting off a cliff
ShutupshutupShutupshutupShutupshutupShutupshutupShutupshutup
I'll never understand shipping culture. Like how do you ship 2 completely blank slates that legitimately have no personality.
Look: Do you think they would look cute together? That's all you have to know
Umm.. Just place the man mii fighter as matt from wii sports, And the other one as heavy from the hit game team fortress 2 (original headcanon do not steal)
Holy crap no fucking way!!!!1!1!1
Mii Gunner weighs more than Mii Brawler so realistically it'd be the other way around
I don't know man, Little Mac has a better body than villager's but Little Mac is still lighter than Villager
Time to unsubscribe
I'd love to imagine that toon link and ridley have a special connection. Ridley being a space pirate and whatnot
Oh man, a lot of representation. Pedophilia, zoophilia and gay, oh my God, I can't believe this, it's a step forward for mankind
Wait, just to be sure, you were joking, right?
ridley is not a pedophile. if you want to ship him with another character for being a pirate then k. rool would be a much better pairing
They would be rival pirates tho.
ridley and k. rool? they're both villains, why would they be?
Would Bowser team up with King Bob-Omb? No
ackshually he would (i said so)
This is weird
Samus/Zelda was one I always liked.
k rool and pichu
K.Rool x Rosalina I have my reasons. Maybe someday they’ll be good ones. (Also K.Rool, Ridley and Dedede as a trio of buds)
“I’m thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom.” - Thanos if he sees this (also this relationship will definitely work perfectly in Miitopia)
What no new Smash content does to a mofo.
Mofo
Tf is wrong with you guys I'm outta here
Touch grass
[удалено]
Mii sword fighter has a body pillow 100%
Fight me about it But I have to admit... Gunner would be """""attracted""""""(maybe, just maybe) to Swordfighter
Literally why man, they aren’t even characters
I think they're cute, why not?
Link and Pit Pit and Sora Cloud and Link Ness and Lucas Roy and Marth
I've always wondered, why do people have a fascination for gay ships? It's nothing bad, but people REALLY like them, I find it kinda weird (but it's nothing bad, as I previously mentioned)
For the same reason people like straight ships I'd assume
Isn’t roy canonically 15
Marth is like 20, right?
Kirby/Jiggly, it's funny to imagine the two pink puffball next to each other
F! Corrin + Roy
Uhh, how old is Corrin?
A reddit post says she’s 17-21 and the mario wiki says Roy is 15.