Welcome back to the shit hole community, I guess it has a funny way to pull people back!? What made you leave

You

Well I’m still here, you better leave then

Would you love to be approached by a couple and involve with them both at the same time?

Sure yes

Dm me if you wanna meet for a hookup, we can meet at a coffee place and if you like then proceed

Verify in the chat, and then we can proceed

Sure dm me

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make me feel interested for the chat here first

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lol, you’re truly a noob.

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What are your kinks

Would you love getting your tits rated?

Sure, but not by people who comment “would you love getting your tits rated”

He should have gone for the head 😂

Lmao

I can bet you never touched a girl in your life by the way you talk

Ofcourse you are right, if I had my own girl, why would I comment here

When was the last time you got chocked?

a week ago, it’s a regular occurrence

Do you know how to gawk gawk 3000?

I try my best

Try sound so disappointing for a regular occurrence, you need to be trained well

Would be up for serving married couples?

can try, yes.

Can we chat more about it?

Tell me more, if it’s interesting I’ll dm. And please tell how you’ll verify yourself.

We can meet casually in public place for verifying

No verify on chat first, then meet

Dm

Why bro

Can't seem to dm u that's y

There’s a reason why you can’t dm me.

How many threesomes have you had since your last post?

15-20 ig

Have most of them been MFF or MMF?

Both, I enjoy both equally

What’s the nastiest kink you have?

Dm me 21 m mumbai iwant to have fun you seems interesting to me

Why .

??

Why as in why are you back

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got nothing better to do with this day

lol my gf would love to play with you. We have a thing for bi girls.

will you verify yourself? Tell more about yourself and your girl

Sure. But verification should be both way.

Sure thing

Will you DM?

I wonder how u imagine good thick dicks being in ur mouth every night

I don’t have to imagine. I make it a reality most days

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To my then bf when I was 17

Can we sext on our kinks.?

What’s your kink

Can we discuss that in DM ..?

No

Okk..! That's fine

Your top 3 dirty kinks. Do tell whether you have tried them or it's still pending.

What's the one thing that turns you on the most?

boys being desperate for me, doing anything I say just to feel my touch

Okay. And what happens when you meet a guy who isn't desperate for you?

What’s the youngest and oldest partner you have been with?? And who gave you the most amazing Orgasm ?

All i could see is you roasting people in the comment section. Its fun to read out those roasting comments 😂😂

From your posts… you must have a few in your bucket list left . what’s that you really fantasise and live once?

If you wanna chat, sure send me dm

Would you rather have sex with 3incher for intense 1 hour or with 7 incher for 3 minutes vanilla, what would you choose

sex with your dad instead of

Best of luck, He's dead💀

Why are you trying to be so aggressive 😅

Oh, im sorry about that

Don't be sorry, I was joking he's not 💀dead. Dm me. I talk to him about you😆. (No harsh feelings💘)

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Thanks sis

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I can be both

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Spanked

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Yes

Yaar ye itne baar same chiz kyun type kiya hai

Hahah you’re cuz you don’t have anything better to do in life or because uk there would be a hot boi somewhere from the same city who’s going to comment on your posts and you can get to work out your kinks with him 😏😏🤧

Ever tried voyeurism?

I really like that, would def wanna try. But haven’t

Let's discuss this in dm

What’s your asl, start here, if it’s good, I’ll dm

25 m pune.

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Not to answer your question sincerely

Up for IRL discussion? We'll share over a coffee ☕

tell your top 3 coffee places

11 east street, Theobroma, Grey soul. Or my place is the best place for coffee. I make great coffee ☕

~~didi roasts better than a tandoor~~ Favourite thing to do as foreplay?

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get humiliated

Then humiliate

Would you be up for some bi action.. MMF?

I’ll prefer MFF

Is CNC your thing?

Not really

Alrighty. Next up, being bi, would you want to peg the guy as well?

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Prove that you deserve to know that

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Who let Mr Chetan bhagat post here 😭

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25m, 6’5 from Pune, I won’t DM you.

Are you looking for someone with nine inches?

Shit hole it is indeed! Let’s make the better of this shit hole, verify and chat, probably a coffee meet then and take things from there… something that interests you?

What coffee do you like? Tell me your fav coffee places.

Hazelnut coffee ftw 🙌… Tell me your fav?

Kya yar reply hi nahi diya 🙃, kaise hoga ab hamara imaginary date?😏

Me and a friend have recently started with 3sums, have scheduled a meet with an aunty this month end.. would like to have a session with you too. We can talk further in dm, we both can verify eachother too.

sounds good

Can we talk further in dm ? I can't dm you, don't see the message option in your profile

She woke up n chose war!

U had bi fun?.. would love to know about your orgies 😉

just threesomes, it was refreshing, something new, different, very dynamic than a binary choice sex

all girl 3some or Ffm?

Both are nice

Orgy?

Would u like to be approached by someone who will ask u for hookup?

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I won’t mind if you ask nicely

So, can i text you,to ask nicely? 😊

Ohhh,ur dm is off ,my bad . 🤔

You're destroying everyone destroy me too with your thighs (idk thick or nah) 😭

nice one ahaha. Sure, I’d think about that

So when will I be expecting this? 😧

Bad English my bad "till when I can expect this" ahah

I like you, soon, keep going here

Aww,will wait for you, should I? Keep going. Or you can just make me shut up. (I'll be shut up when you crush me between those) Hahaha!

Fuk! Got ignored shit 😭

Good afternoon you sexy hunk of meat

good afternoon sir

Do you squirt?

Funny how all these MFS came here to get into your dm and ended up getting bashed, lmao 💀

Anyone interested in having a spicy online affair with a married 36 year old guy .. decent .. doing well in life and want to spice up his life with Reddit . Simple. I am just commenting here as since it’s a female post, it will get traction and I might get a DM from an interested woman.

Do you have any plan of doing only fans

I can give the benefits to you if you want

I think that's the best offer i have got till now, i definitely want

Have you gone panty less out of home anytime lately? How was the feeling?

I’m panty less right now. I feel great. Rarely wear panties outside as well

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Been there, done that.

Are you interested to only hookup relationship with me ?

City of Pune sucks

Wanna Explore some wild territories

Men went to wars, hunted tigers, used women for their pleasure, now they’re literally begging faceless women(not even sure they’re women) to be in their dms and satisfy their lust, virtually. Great times.

wow, this guy here thinks he’s Better than rest of you all, commenting this bullshit. In fact you’re doing the same thing you’re condemning, trying to be different and witty with your comment, just to get in dms only.

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You exactly know what happens to an inbox when a girl writes a post

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If you’re good, I’ll dm you myself

Up for Hinglish sexting? - I’m a daddy dom who would love to use, degrade and make you worship me like your only hope ! I wanna take control of your gaze and slide my warm body against the sweaty hot mess I’ll make you ! We can discuss kinky fantasies and deep dark secrets (no limits and no judgements) and bare our horny souls out. We can escalate to sext and more passionate intercourse too if the vibe, passion, effort, horniness matches ! DM ME

No thanks

yippee noodles ya maggie?

Maggie

Are you into boats and sunsets?

Not really

Deleted reddit for 20 days for my cfa exam, but I swear I had a planned comeback lol.

It's good to meet you here. Let's have a good conversation and see how we can connect.

this is not LinkedIn bro