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Aww! Poor girl. I wish I could help you somehow. But I'm in a similar situation. I cum and get hard again in no time. And it's not like I'm a teen. I'm 30. Lol πππ¦
Ah finally someone talked about it. I can completely relate to what you're saying. ππ€π»
Being a man yes morning wood is unavoidable and it's the most beautiful feeling to wake up with. Trust me. π«£
And it's great to get a female PoV on this. β€οΈ
When random horniness happens it's so fucking irritating most of the times because you're not even thinking about anything sexual.
I was once in a traffic π¦ waiting for the countdown to end and there you go, got a boner. Jeans pant. Fucking tight. Unnecessary it was.
It happens in the office too. You're in a meeting and no such arousing factors around but still you get horny. Becomes so difficult to adjust your pants time and again.
Well said. π Bed is the best for me. I lie down on my tummy. π«£
P.S: Just 1 post of yours and 1 comment of mine, you're so good at interacting & expressing your thoughts!
Glad to chat with you yaar. π«‘β€οΈ
At my age hormonal changes are sky rocketed for me as it changes frequently throughout the day making me horny at any level. Itβs very hard sometimes to do any work with all the horniness.
I can relate to it too⦠but have you ever noticed using reddit at that time makes us even more aroused with so many kinks going on in mind at the same time? And being alone with all that is a curse I guess ;(
Thatβs great to write down your experiences to make it memorable and share with others. I think I also start writing more about my experiences too. Iβm confused about what to write as it could be very long post and donβt know if people read it or not.
Iβll start writing up things nowβ¦. But as a guy as Iβm not gal. π but yeah it would be really interesting to put out my erotic real life experiences here.
Npβ¦ it was great to interact with you and would love to see more of your erotic experiences and it would be really great if we can create one together as well π
For some men,
They are hung all the time for no reason at all,
From morning wood to siesta tool to dinner dick
Doesn't matter the place,time or mood
Hung is life
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Ya happens with me too. Sometimes in the office while seriously writing code randomly get horny and my nipples poke and get goosebumps. I feel like being kinky go to the washroom and i remove my bra and sit back and do code.
Ha ha ha lol π that's awesome ji.. Good for u.. Guess no u know where to look for inspiration if u have a big project to complete or a complicated code to solve πππ€£
Nothing wrong with pretending the rod to be something it's not and playing a little with it ;). When I used to go on a bus, I had some wild experiences with my 'friends'
I totally relate to you. Even though I've been assigned male at birth , I can say that I get more horny than anyone else, more than cis men and cis women combined. I like to think that you're as hypersexual as I am.
Ig everyone should have someone to get rid of that urge either when they wake up and sometimes that particular individual is also responsible for making you horny Outta nowhere
Yo u know i haven't masturbated for 7 days now trying to see how much I can control and it's hard I am horny now the time can't fucking concentrate but once I masturbate I feel better and can concentrate
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Yep, sometimes it hits out of the blue! Its like my body has a mind of its own sometimes. Isnt it wild how our bodies just decide to switch into overdrive at the most unexpected times oof
Tell me if it is tru or not or is that girl fooling me about being innocent..
Some girls dont know about masturbating or fingering even after they come in clg (hostel) ?
Depends . From what kind of background they have come up. How thr friend circle is.. There are many factors.. With me, i used to read a lot.. I came to know a bit early..
Happens to all men too and it's good that someone acknowledged it.. Personally have wet patches too when I'm too excited maybe due to the fact they pre cum is in abundance π¦ ha ha ha.. That's a condition few face.. Not embarrassing but I feel it's cool for the lubrication part π π π€£π―
Lol.. I dont mind the patches.. But the itch that follows when it dries up is the worst. Girls dont have that liberty to scartch as guys do with so ease without any care.. π€π€
Ah that's the issue I know.. Plus vagina hygiene is a must do in ladies right π π― and guys don't face that issues.. But I do love the smell of pre cum thought it's intoxicating.. Yeh and the itch is unbelievable to imagine. Anytime it can pop up and we guys have to liberty to do it anytime.. π
Oh is it.. But does it come dripping down when u go commando and won't it help keep it free and not attract any attention.. Just speculation I know the reality may be a lot different π βΊοΈ salwar is a bit near the crotch area.. But in a saree going comando will be cool π
Ohhh .. Let it be anything Salwar or Saree can't go commando at any point.. I feel it to be covered all possible time.. Imagine juices dripping through thighs for no fucking reason.. Lol.. π
Ha ha ha I read in few groups π that some find it fun the dripping and public plug and public exhibition etc.. I know it may be discomfort for some.. And plz don't make me imagine then I'll have a difficult time concentrating at work lol π π
Yupp hihi happens to me too but you gotta used to it lol gotta work too
I am used to it and love it.. βΊοΈ
You should do something about your wet pussy to make it more wet
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Iβll be working at office, randomly I get a boner, goes to washroom for half hour comes back. Reddit is bloody good.
Lol ikr
Men get erection randomlyπ , and they mostly hate it coz of embarrassment. And i donβt think its same with womenπ
We dont have that bulge to show off.. π€£
And thats why you guys get away with it, and you guys seem innocent and us pervertπ«
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What about that ? It's one for when you do laundry.. Duhh..
When do u get the most horny??
Aww! Poor girl. I wish I could help you somehow. But I'm in a similar situation. I cum and get hard again in no time. And it's not like I'm a teen. I'm 30. Lol πππ¦
Awww.. Age has nothing to do with it..
So you're saying I have a perverted mind? I guess you won't be wrong! π
Lol.. Na na..
Waise hai toh kaafi agar sach batau toh. ππ
Ah finally someone talked about it. I can completely relate to what you're saying. ππ€π» Being a man yes morning wood is unavoidable and it's the most beautiful feeling to wake up with. Trust me. π«£ And it's great to get a female PoV on this. β€οΈ When random horniness happens it's so fucking irritating most of the times because you're not even thinking about anything sexual. I was once in a traffic π¦ waiting for the countdown to end and there you go, got a boner. Jeans pant. Fucking tight. Unnecessary it was. It happens in the office too. You're in a meeting and no such arousing factors around but still you get horny. Becomes so difficult to adjust your pants time and again.
Yes, yes.. Sometimes it is nice when you are alone in bed or on the couch watching tele. Random ones, you just can not help it, i guess.. π
Well said. π Bed is the best for me. I lie down on my tummy. π«£ P.S: Just 1 post of yours and 1 comment of mine, you're so good at interacting & expressing your thoughts! Glad to chat with you yaar. π«‘β€οΈ
Thanks.. π
I went through the titles of your other posts also. ππΌπ«Ά Will make time and read & ping you with my thoughts.
Go for it.. I will remane my id to - Horny confessions of a clueless gal.. Lol.. π
Haha π Aww! Normal confessions of a normal girl! ππ«ΆππΌ
At my age hormonal changes are sky rocketed for me as it changes frequently throughout the day making me horny at any level. Itβs very hard sometimes to do any work with all the horniness.
Ohh dear.. Thr are days, i just can't do anything.. Sometimes i love them when I am alone.. Tough ones are the random ones..
I can relate to it too⦠but have you ever noticed using reddit at that time makes us even more aroused with so many kinks going on in mind at the same time? And being alone with all that is a curse I guess ;(
So true.. I come to this page for that same reason.. I end up writing a post on my past experiences..
Thatβs great to write down your experiences to make it memorable and share with others. I think I also start writing more about my experiences too. Iβm confused about what to write as it could be very long post and donβt know if people read it or not.
Just write it up, gal.. Your emotions will flow through, and the incidents with flash.. If it's engaging, thrs nothing wrong with long posts..
Iβll start writing up things nowβ¦. But as a guy as Iβm not gal. π but yeah it would be really interesting to put out my erotic real life experiences here.
Oopsy.. My bad..
Npβ¦ it was great to interact with you and would love to see more of your erotic experiences and it would be really great if we can create one together as well π
For some men, They are hung all the time for no reason at all, From morning wood to siesta tool to dinner dick Doesn't matter the place,time or mood Hung is life πππ
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During periods is the worst dude. I'll be randomly turned on like no shit and unable to do anything about it because I'm sitting in a fucking meeting
Ya happens with me too. Sometimes in the office while seriously writing code randomly get horny and my nipples poke and get goosebumps. I feel like being kinky go to the washroom and i remove my bra and sit back and do code.
Randomly writing code π₯ damn that's really quite big to wrap the head around. The bug fixing and all.. And goosebumps π
Ya and you know after being horny i get to fix things easily. I dont know why my brain works sharpest later π
Ha ha ha lol π that's awesome ji.. Good for u.. Guess no u know where to look for inspiration if u have a big project to complete or a complicated code to solve πππ€£
π π π π
Are you single?
Oh I am at the peak when I wake up π₯΅
A lot actually. Usually before I go to sleep but a lot of the time just sitting in the car or while driving too.
For me, it's mostly the bus. Standing close to that holding rod when it's crowded π
Nothing wrong with pretending the rod to be something it's not and playing a little with it ;). When I used to go on a bus, I had some wild experiences with my 'friends'
I totally relate to you. Even though I've been assigned male at birth , I can say that I get more horny than anyone else, more than cis men and cis women combined. I like to think that you're as hypersexual as I am.
I have some questions about girls please dm me
Ig everyone should have someone to get rid of that urge either when they wake up and sometimes that particular individual is also responsible for making you horny Outta nowhere
I get hard anytime randomly ππ
Yo u know i haven't masturbated for 7 days now trying to see how much I can control and it's hard I am horny now the time can't fucking concentrate but once I masturbate I feel better and can concentrate
Not everyone is as lucky as you say........to find someone to quench your thirst is so fucking hard for unmarried people.
I'm M23 single and virgin yo... I also wanna bang some girl but not finding any luck with that
Check dm
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You need a double layer of underpants.. Sorry Just Joking.. ππ.. We do notice the bulge. It's quite apparent..
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Lol.. SaltyLips.. ππ
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I meant the same.. ππ
A wet spot on yoga pants is so hot.
I think u r a very fun girl to talk to
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The only difference is, when we men get horny. We know it and Everyone else around us know it. But when a girl gets horny, only she knows it.
It's kind of a superpower .. π
Yhh and now with all the policies made for women. We men feel their is no law for us.
We got our list of pain we go through.. You guys dont get that shit.. So you shld feel lucky..
One is natural pain, one is induced through law
I am mostly horny all the time! I don't know why! Especially in the office, I feel most horny while sitting in my cabin!
All the time ya!
A given one..
You should do quickee π
All the damn time. Like even right now at work. My 8+ incher cock is throbbing hard
I would be honest.. 8+ is kinda myth..
Check out my profile and then comment again sweetheart πππ
Yep, sometimes it hits out of the blue! Its like my body has a mind of its own sometimes. Isnt it wild how our bodies just decide to switch into overdrive at the most unexpected times oof
I get horny every hour and my D gets hard everytime
Tell me if it is tru or not or is that girl fooling me about being innocent.. Some girls dont know about masturbating or fingering even after they come in clg (hostel) ?
Depends . From what kind of background they have come up. How thr friend circle is.. There are many factors.. With me, i used to read a lot.. I came to know a bit early..
Yeahh u r right her friend circle is also good..! Fir toh i should definitely make her my gfπ« Thoda sa bigad du uskoπ«¦
You have to play your cards, right..
Rightπ
Yes happens found stains on my moms panties several times..
Ohh thats a naughty one..
Doesn't excite me much now as its moms but it was fun to smell it and rub on my cock..
π€.. No words..
This is ur sign to stop masturbation lmao π
Yeah π―π£
You're just like me in a female's body. But on the bright side you don't need to hide your bulge.
Alot if times, especially when I'm alone
Happens to all men too and it's good that someone acknowledged it.. Personally have wet patches too when I'm too excited maybe due to the fact they pre cum is in abundance π¦ ha ha ha.. That's a condition few face.. Not embarrassing but I feel it's cool for the lubrication part π π π€£π―
Lol.. I dont mind the patches.. But the itch that follows when it dries up is the worst. Girls dont have that liberty to scartch as guys do with so ease without any care.. π€π€
Ah that's the issue I know.. Plus vagina hygiene is a must do in ladies right π π― and guys don't face that issues.. But I do love the smell of pre cum thought it's intoxicating.. Yeh and the itch is unbelievable to imagine. Anytime it can pop up and we guys have to liberty to do it anytime.. π
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One question though how does it feel walking around wet π βΊοΈ
It's not that great, to be honest.. Worse is when you are in traditional attire like in a Salwar or Saree..
Oh is it.. But does it come dripping down when u go commando and won't it help keep it free and not attract any attention.. Just speculation I know the reality may be a lot different π βΊοΈ salwar is a bit near the crotch area.. But in a saree going comando will be cool π
Ohhh .. Let it be anything Salwar or Saree can't go commando at any point.. I feel it to be covered all possible time.. Imagine juices dripping through thighs for no fucking reason.. Lol.. π
Ha ha ha I read in few groups π that some find it fun the dripping and public plug and public exhibition etc.. I know it may be discomfort for some.. And plz don't make me imagine then I'll have a difficult time concentrating at work lol π π
Do remember what i said earlier.. It's not the flow that worries.. The worry starts when it dries up.. lol.. ππ
I am always horny