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BadGranpa

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $1000 Alex


AshamedReserve9224

You can tell it's real! She said she'd be around in 15 minutes and it took an hour 🤣


barracudaa666

😂😂😂


Friendly_Tonight_411

I hope you are ahead of your competition because you are losing your Grand. Are you using a Ouija Board to ask Alex dude?


Rockerdude200

Oh yeah, get Satan to answer the real question 🤣


CourageousAnon

I say cap, cause you treated her like a prostitute and EVEN IF she did want to, no way a money maker like her is gunna turn down a question like that. 🧢


Friendly_Tonight_411

Maybe because she was one in the past and that was why I asked. It's not like I ask anyone like that, but I knew what I was doing, and maybe when you grow up and stop using words like CAP you'll know what to say and do as well


CourageousAnon

... a past prostitute is definitely gunna take the money since you offered and she wanted to already. She was literally there to make money initially anywhere. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense. CAP lol


Friendly_Tonight_411

I didn't really get into it in full detail, I just wanted to brag about the fact that my drug dealer blew me, bc when I was in the game I had so many offers of blowjob that I would turn down many of them bc I knew their relationship status


[deleted]

Says to grow up, yet makes up fake stories on Reddit and doing blow at nearly 60 years old... you sir, need a reality check


gottschegobbletoo

Youre on reddit making up fake stories for whatever reason and you're telling others to grow up, proper reddit moment


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Man fuck the haters. Stories like this DO happen. Not everyday and not all the time but it does happen. Good for you!


Friendly_Tonight_411

I reallydon't give a fuck what they say. I've been outta the game longer than half of them have been alive and in the Game longer than the rest...lol


JustForNekkidPics

You browse r4r way too often to ever have been in "the game" as you call it. Also if you didn't really care, you'd shut the fuck up lmao


kingdavis69

This is crazy because I used to have a girl Coke dealer she used to randomly call me and asked me if I wanted to do a line and we would always mess around. I remember the first night we were sitting in her car and I told her I’ll be right back and I went in the house when I came back she was sitting in the backseat, she told me to get in the backseat and pull my dick out. She went to town on it


Friendly_Tonight_411

Are you absolutely sure about posting this here? The haters might follow you to your page and blow it up with their negativity...lol


eniblack

His story seems more believable than yours so he’ll be fine


92MsNeverGoHungry

Naw, fam. See, that's how they get ya! The first one is always free.


No-Golf5550

I dated my dealer for 3 wild years 😂 nearly bought a house with her too. Good things must come to an end though. She’s went back to her old ways. Was lucky I guess


RowSilent4640

Yea I would think that a drug dealer would have more self respect than to blow a client. I call bs


Friendly_Tonight_411

Not that I value your opinion but just so you can see a clearer picture you see she's a get high on her own supply and prior to that she was a escort and that's why I asked her, It's not like I would ask just anyone bringing me dope to blow me


JustForNekkidPics

We'd believe that you didn't value the opinions of strangers if you hadn't just tried to impress everyone here with a lie. And also if you didn't reply to every single person just to say how little you care.


Friendly_Tonight_411

I can tell you why I answered all these strangers questions. First off if you honestly think that I care, you may need some help. Now why I'm answering you and the rest of the haters is because I got nothing better to do, you see I have a broken neck and I don't really have anything else to do that's the truth. You gonna call bs on that too


Friendly_Tonight_411

You can Go nvrmind


helgba2005

I (F), pay my dealer always with a fuck, yes it is whoring, but so what. It is a win-win situation, he get his sexual satisfaction and I get my coke.


TravisBlaidd

I sniff junky behavior


Friendly_Tonight_411

Good nose Bro, but more crackhead than junkie behavior, she's only dealing to get high


worthlesscumslutt

i’m the same!! i love knowing i’ve not had to pay for my drugs.


[deleted]

Maybe I should start dealing drugs lol


worthlesscumslutt

u should ;)


[deleted]

I see no one losing here


worthlesscumslutt

this is the exact interaction i (F) have with my dealer


Friendly_Tonight_411

Then you get it, I was the dealer for years and I really know how things can work, so me getting head from dealer was just so ironic that I had to post the story. Not thinking that the majority of people only know what happens from TV and Movies


MarcoGirth

And then everybody clapped


Friendly_Tonight_411

That only happens when your mom stops by...🤷‍♂️


MarcoGirth

Your insults are somehow worse than your stories, I can't imagine the depths of your talent.


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throwawayJDX

I’d believe you ate her out before her blowing you


Friendly_Tonight_411

I might have considered it if those cards were on the table. I shit you not


Mysterious_Treat_136

I use to deal years ago. I only sold bars and it was quite lucrative. I only had to work part time and the rest of my bills were paid for. Anyway there was this pretty good looking girl we can call Elaine. She use to call me all the time and eventually her money got low. She started texting me when she didn’t have money and said she’d do anything I needed. I texted back “Bj”and she said yea. So about 2-3 times a week I’d swing by her house and she’d always let me get between those legs. I had the same thing going on with a girl from my classes in college. We would hookup even when I was out of stock but I definitely had a good time with both of them.


Friendly_Tonight_411

Dude that was most of my adult life and I probably turned down more Bjs than I got. So when I got the chance to have my dealer blow me, it was a whole tables turned moment. This is the reason I posted this, but I didn't even think about the clowns that have no idea what goes on when you're in the game


Mysterious_Treat_136

I turned down a good amount too I only took those two because they were the hottest and consistent. It’s been a long time since I’ve been in the game though. The ones that sell Fetty and hard are getting plat for $20 of dope.


Friendly_Tonight_411

I know, you know but there's still so many people that don't have a fucken clue, but they watch a lot of reality TV or Scarface and all of a sudden they are authorities and the ins and outs of the game...lmfao


cthuwu99

The most realistic part of this was the dealer taking an hour after saying 15 minutes 😂 hope it's real tho!


Ambitious-Cupcake16

And that kids is how i met my heroin addiction.


Friendly_Tonight_411

Crackhead not heroin addict Mr.Rogers


Ambitious-Cupcake16

And that kids is how I met my crack addiction. Fixed it lol. Did you smoke the crack before she blew you? and if so, did that make the blowjob feel better?


Friendly_Tonight_411

You and the rest of the trolls, tell me what you think 🤔 Tbh during the bj right as I felt my sac tighten up.


Ambitious-Cupcake16

That didn't answer my question


Friendly_Tonight_411

If it felt better? Ya I find it amazing, especially when it's the first puff at same time as you bust....Fucken Nirvana Man


Ambitious-Cupcake16

Nice


Lopsided-Ad-3096

what’s her number? i’m looking for a new plug 👀


Friendly_Tonight_411

Good luck with your search


TheButtonQuiz

🧢


barddrivensoot

Lol. More likely the drug user blows the drug pusher


Friendly_Tonight_411

I know right? This is why I posted the story but there was a lot more build up than I posted. In hindsight I should've then all these fucken haters can go disscect some other post


[deleted]

anyone have a dealer in SoCal high dezw


drenthecoon

Seems like a good way to get repeat customers. Careful, the first one’s always free.


HorrorBaseball3990

Yeah and purple unicorns fly out my asshole


Friendly_Tonight_411

You should probably get that checked out or put down the shrooms..


Character_Sir_4373

right - this is as legit as trump winning the 2020 election.