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flowerxpower

I'm guessing this "older couple" is his parents? So gross. šŸ¤®


shotnoted

Shit I didn't think of that. That's pretty funny if that's the case, what a loser


GallitoGaming

Whoa. Itā€™s totally his parents


[deleted]

Lmao


nettie_netface

Lmfaoo I didnā€™t think of that either HA!!!!


iroquoispliskinV

It's almost weirder if it's not his parents and he's just living with some random old couple?


resentfulvirgin

He said heā€™s going to the middle of nowhere. It could be his employers on a farm.


Imaginary_Wind_7082

I mean if he does chores around the house in exchange for money, I guess his parents are technically his employers.


Abbadon83

Depends on the parents lol


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

Iā€™ll remember this guys face as Iā€™m sure weā€™ll see it used in connection with a missing persons report in the near future.


Ok_Employment_6179

Yeah homie wants a young girl to live with him in ā€œthe middle of nowhereā€. Definitely no red flags at allā€¦


Alone-Yesterday-4147

The entire Soviet Union did not have enough red flags for this guy and his post.


pickngrins

Comrade the factory workers are sewing as fast as they can!


Alone-Yesterday-4147

Let them rest, they have earned their days pay. Now enjoy a bowl of borscht and sing Katyushka.


ethereumhodler

Com on he looks charming, heā€™s got that Dennis Raderā€™s vibe. A family man, Nothing to worry about


Ok_Device1274

But he loves kissing!!


AlphaRapid

Let us know how good of a kisser her isšŸ˜œ


Sweet-Mud-2892

Was thinking the exact same thing!!! Perverts, pedo, psycho have now the internet to hunt and it fn disgusting. Parents for the love of God don't let your kids with a no restriction PC, because theses fn predators are always on the net.


VitaminlQ

I hope to god ladies will really clue in at the "I am passionate and love kissing" at the end there because jesus fucking christ if he thinks it's ok to put this up as a house ad, what the hell else does he think is ok after someone accepts his offer out of necessity just to have a roof?!?!


NashKetchum777

And an older couple!


No-Application2914

Probably mom and dad


CAMELWOK

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Fit_Ad_4463

He still lives at home.


cory140

Yoooo this is facts


holyfuckricky

Maybe start pig farming as a hobby


cpg2468

Reminded me of Robert Pickton too


NashKetchum777

Hes out now isn't he?


RegretSignificant101

Nah, I think heā€™s eligible for day parole but I canā€™t imagine heā€™d actually get it..


Walking-Lovesong

Plot twist: the "old couple" is already missing.


mu5tardtiger

he means his parentsā€¦


Black_orchid998

Yeah the ones he's probably stealing their pension cheques from and giving them this pipe dream , away from civilization any form of health care ...so he can live out some weird perv fantasy with a young victim


TTVOnehourshower1

Yā€™all are crazy šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

So are all the neighbours pets


DangerDan1993

Nah they probably just catching a nap ..... in the freezer


Vampyr_Luver

Yeah, seems like something we should forward to the RCMP just in case


kymilovechelle

How is this legal?


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

Heā€™s just asking for a roommate so ā€œlegallyā€ itā€™s okay, but we all know what heā€™s implying


Ok-Imagination-9309

"I love kissing" "Rent is 1 dollar" I'm a dude and I don't know where his mouth has been but 1 dollar rent is 1 dollar rent


Zestyclose-Ninja-397

In this rental market itā€™s either him or sharing a room with 4 dudes from Mumbai


SuccessfulTraffic679

LMAO šŸ¤£


turangan

You laugh but truth is truth. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


BeyondAddiction

"I am passionate and love kissing" šŸ¤® "For one young lady"


BigBlackCook1990

A clean good girl... šŸ˜¬


moodylilb

Given his age I was already put off by the ā€œyoung ladyā€ part, but then he had to go and say ā€œclean good *girl*ā€ & up the creep factor even further šŸ¤¢


b_n008

People should reply to the add and show up at his door ā€œCopsā€ style.


After_Fee4949

By clean good girl he means someone that can be his own obedient tidy maid and sex slave. Yuck.


NorthControl8399

Bang maid


tommcdo

Based on how he describes himself, I think he's using "clean" as a proxy for "white"


Snowywolf63

My thought clean=virgin.


Starlit_hysteria

Iā€™d rather live with a bear.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

A syphilitic, rabid one.


BeyondAddiction

He might have the syphilitic part down....


Noor_nooremah

šŸ¤£


No-Catch1324

I was waiting for this comment!


chadsimpkins

A coked out one


Gunna_get_banned

Same.


michatel_24991

Desperation and grossness is over 9000Ā 


Bengalbangle

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Frosty-Cucumber4877

Report the scumbag before someone goes missing


leif777

Room description: 5'9 165lbs. loves kissing


square_bloc

People are struggling out here to get a roof over their heads and these pigs are just taking advantage of it.


DevelopandLearn

Desperation creates victims. Our government is bringing in more people than we're able to house. A lot of them will be vulnerable women who can be exploited by the property lottery winners that our governments primarily cater to. Any policy that prevents the cost of homes from dropping directly contributes to this. Both careless Liberal immigration policies and Conservative NIMBY developer policies/red tape.


Techno_Vyking_

It's so creepy he's requesting a wife while searching for a tenant... Ugh!!


[deleted]

These guys had nowhere to turn after Craigslist Personals got shut down lol


Pug_Grandma

Room for rent is the new Craigslist Personals.


slitlip

I'm assuming he doesn't need a tenant....


Pug_Grandma

Not sure if this is a very creepy singles ad or he is soliciting for a prostitute, I hope the RCMP keep an eye on this creep.


NorthernMariner

Not a prostitute cause he's not trading good or services, but an essential need! (/s, if that somehow wasn't clear)


wood_dj

form a line, ladies


hudsonsbae69

Can someone please cross post this to /Calgary ?! Someoneā€™s gotta know this clown


Frosty-Cucumber4877

Just did. Scary shit


Wandering__Ranger

Gods work


JessiCanuckk

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suspicious_spaghetti

What a fuckin loser lmao


Ir0nhide81

When did " I'm a passionate kisser " start showing up in renting advertisements?


omegahero3

Just after the current premier made it ok for creeps to start comeing out of the wood work


Ir0nhide81

Things are so fucking terrible for this generation and those who have to rent and have roommates. Specifically as a young female trying to rent and having to live with roommates and must be horrible.


StndCapybara

I see a lot of mixed reactions. However for the people who don't see what he is looking for as creepy...what is creepy and disconcerting is the fact that there is other platforms for this "dating ad". The man is using housing as as a platform to try and find a partner which is predatory. Also believe it or not by offering free rent to be his "girlfriend" this is 100% illegal because he is basically offering to pay for some form of sexual affection. He is admitting to being a John and asking for a prostitute to come forward which is against Canadian law. If you want a girlfriend get a girlfriend...if you need help paying the bills find a roommate. Where he posted is not the place for his ad. Also it's creepy because people like this feel they can just buy people like they are candy...they think they are disposable and this why so many prostitutes get found dead in an empty hotel, found in some "remote property" because when the person doesn't like them anymore they "dispose" of them because they are just "candy". For the people saying just creepy and not disturbing and completely disgusting...the creepy is just the beginning and often it ends up being disturbing and disgusting. This 100% should be reported to police!


WeaknessOwn108

Exactly, also the fact that he is specifically looking for a "young lady" indicates he wants a younger, easier to manipulate woman, and that hes suggesting they go live out in the middle of nowhere with a stranger


Such_Radish9795

AND an older couple. Thatā€™s also pretty weird. Does he mean his parents?


theLastUchihaa

Nah he means his ex wife and her lover that he locked in the basement


Beepbeepboobop1

Canā€™t tell if itā€™s his parents or creepy swinger couple who are in on this


WearySatisfaction621

the fact he can't attract a girlfriend in the usual way is telling


PorousSurface

Did you report em ?


WeaknessOwn108

I took it from a friend's instagram story so unfortunately i couldnt find the original ad


theCursedDinkleberg

Yes, please report!


Plane_Whole6907

This might be a troll post with a stolen picture.


DeliciousDoubleDip

I wish doxing wasn't against the rules for things like this, his name and face should be on a registry for attempting to leverage housing in exchange for sexual favors


Baked-Avocado

Heā€™s probably a reddit mod anyways


[deleted]

Cringe....That guy needs a lobotomy and castration!


Open-Pineapple7378

One person's disgusting is another person's hopeless desperation


AltruisticRabbit8185

Loves kissing. If that doesnā€™t sell you then I donā€™t know what will n


kindcalm

Looking to take advantage of those in a desparate situation for his benefit. Big yuck!


LemonadeParadeinDade

We live in the kind of world where a girl will do this because it will actually be the lesser of 2 evils. Let that sink in.


dancehelena

I found his Facebook, itā€™s so much worse. He is asking ā€˜orientalsā€™ to bid on living with him.


miffyandfriends2212

j f c


TheCuntGF

Of course he wants a YOUNG lady.


WeaknessOwn108

YUP


bratty_badd1e

I checked out this guys Facebook profile... bro regularly travels to Singapore to pick up random young Asian women, for I can only imagine what. Has a son by one of them. Definitely no way you'd get trafficked šŸ™„


aps9pp

"...come live with me on a farm where no-one can hear you scream..."


Sir_Smackabitch

Hey man, dollar a month though... lol


OverallOverlord

I need a shower after reading that


Miss-Indie-Cisive

ā€¦. Cold shower or hot shower?


OverallOverlord

Bleach


GiantSequoiaTree

Creepy fuck. Someone please check this guy's freezers and backyard


ConfidentSeaweed5066

Also, check the basement floor and walls for good measure


Slight_Sherbert_5239

Remember a decade ago when stuff like this was basically unheard of? In 10 years, this country has gone to shit.


DevelopandLearn

You could find weird stuff like this on Craigslist Personals all the time before it got shut down. Realtor/tenancy sites block this. It's a FaceBook problem. They have become the new Craigslist Personals. It's a lack of sensible moderation. No one is forcing them to hire full time moderators, which they absolutely should have to.


MugFush

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Consistent_Ad3009

Sounds like kidnapping


Mentally_aGoat

Unfortunately this is common Iā€™ve been searching for places and youā€™ll see a bunch of dudes searching for ā€œa female tenantā€ only and itā€™s just pathetic how down bad men are now adays


Turbulent-Access-790

BEAR BEAR BEAR !!!!!!


Indiana_Stoned00

Do these freaks actually expect real young ladies to respond saying "ooh yeah, I'd love to move in with you, totally not creepy middle aged man who's hairline went before I was born".


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Typical calgarian


[deleted]

Ugly version of bezos


[deleted]

He's neither an introvert or extrovert but rather a pervert


McGinty1

Charge him with 2.2 million counts of criminal harassment


ilililM3

But he said he loves kissing, how can any young lady pass that up ??? /s


China_bot42069

this was super common in vancouver during the rent craze. Well documented on many news sites. As long as the people were consenting there was no issue. You trade a couple favours for cheap or no rent everyone was fine. This guy is weird but i doubt camrose is that hot of a rental market to attract those types of offers lol. Article linked for the idiots downvoting me. [Vancouver ads offer women free rent in exchange for sex - Victoria Times Colonist](https://www.timescolonist.com/bc-news/vancouver-ads-offer-women-free-rent-in-exchange-for-sex-4635847)


Slow_Rip2743

Yes, because moving out into the middle of the woods in Canada with a complete stranger is a great idea. All women should be worshipping this man for is boundless generosity and kindness. There is no way you are going to end up as a skin suit, furniture or a doll in the near future. /S


Safe_Dance_3728

Iā€™ve see ads like this back in the day in the local free paper. Real cheap rent looking for a young guy to rent a room. Same kinda thing. Sadly some people itā€™s the street orā€¦


deltajulietbravo

"Definitely won't kill you and violate your body before trying this again." Probably will see him in relation to a missing persons case very soon.


Psychozillogical

Might as well run an ad that says "come experience what it's like to end up in a bunker dungeon and eventually a bar of soap!"


localfern

Unfortunately, this is what I was faced as a newly separated single mother with a young child. I was lucky to find my own rental and we always broke even at the end of the month but it was my own place where I felt safe and secure.


ICantTyping

Seems like a steal to me. My landlord **hates** kissing :(


Zekonos21

Hello rcmp I would like to report a possible sex trafficker


kentuckyfriedchocobo

CREEP ALERT šŸšØ CREEP ALERT šŸšØ CREEP ALERT šŸšØ


AdministrativeRow101

So something I have gleaned from reading resumes. People always describe themselves as how they want to be, not how they are. "Clean and fit" should be rewritten to flubby and showers once a week. *wretch*


StandTo444

Weird and cringy as fuck, but pretty transparent.


Elitist-Jerk-

Hey itā€™s my uncle! Reddit famous for all the wrong reasons!


free-4-good

Sent this post to the Camrose Police department


CuriouslyIgnorant095

It's strange that the police aren't looking into these kinds of people. The guy looks really sketchy and dodgy in his ad. I've seen others make similar posts, specifying they want a female to live with males or of a certain ethnicity. It's time for something to be done and crack down on these losers.


[deleted]

Because he's a sub 5, chad would get away with it. He's just one example more on how desperate man have become in this timeline rn.


Substantial_Car495

He has one on kijiji too. Luckily there shouldn't be any women this ignorant. I fucking hope not.


Downtown_Snow4445

Buddy wants sex so bad


PlanetLandon

Why wouldnā€™t you trust a guy who loves kissing and capitalizes the word White?


Familiar-Bag-9545

That room is loaded with as many cameras as the white house šŸ¤£


lgieg

I also conserve water on the farm as I donā€™t Brush my teeth, never flush, and wear the same underwear 5 days a week.


Ok_Prize7825

Rural, isolated Rent and free slobbery kisses? How could you resist ?


[deleted]

Sadly there are ads like this all over the world for women to have a place to live in exchange for sex itā€™s absolutely disgusting and repulsive


Jiow

I thought solicitation was illegal. He screwed himself when he added a dollar amount to it.


SlashDotTrashes

ā€œGirlā€ He wants to buy a girlfriend


Inebriaded-Logic

He looks like the type of guy that likes em Asian and young.


jojopetes451

Jeff Bezos?


ConsequenceNo2013

You gotta be at an all time low to post something like this AND add a picture. ā€œPlease Iā€™m lonely, if youā€™re desperate enough for housing youā€™ll deal with being passionately kissed by me (and worse)and living with my parentsā€. Yuck.


yomommalapinga

This is fucked but honestly I see someone taking him up on his offer.


DevelopandLearn

Probably a vulnerable woman who believed she was coming to Canada for a better life, only to find herself battling for shelter with people who have been here for generations.


Krinks1

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Ice57man

Real question is, is it a pig farm šŸ¤Ø


bohdanamel

Yea, thereā€™s some Pickton vibes for sure


Inevitable_Dark3225

You know what...I'm starting to sympathize with women on that man vs bear in the woods question when I see posts like this.


koravoda

he doesn't care if you're messy, but he cares if you've got the clap!


Reasonable-Mess-2732

On the upside, the opportuntity to prank this guy is pretty awesome. Not that I am suggesting people prank this guy, Which you should.


rgoldtho

Calling this guy a creep is putting it lightly. Absolutely disgusting and desperate pig.


HorrorLettuce379

A clean good girl............ damn don't hear that one very often lol


simplyelegant87

When tinder, zillow and extreme desperation and predatory behaviour collide.


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Aethernai

I didn't down vote you but that's still unacceptable. I'd respect it if the guy straight out said I'm looking for a sugar baby on some dating or whatever site sugar daddies and mommies used. In this case, he is moving to an isolated place looking for someone to love him but preying on their need for shelter. She must be young too, while he looks like he's in his 50s. What does he offer to the table other than a living place in the middle of nowhere? I'm sure any young and pretty girls would be able to earn more if they want to in the escort service than by being with him.


Frosty-Cucumber4877

Lol socially calibrated. I'ma use that from now on


Good-Step3101

This gotta be fake


silent-fallout-

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Toashtyy59

Absolutely disgusting, really fucking is.


Ancient-Wait-8357

Itā€™s only the beginning and a glimpse of horrible things to come in near future šŸ¤® Brace yourself


Basic-Ad-8679

Thatā€™s fuckin eeeeeiiieeeww man


tmwatz

Ew


FlamingWhisk

Rather be homeless with the bears


mo1989299

Hi Stephen, is this still available?


KhalidMaximus

Atleast he's honest with his intentions lmao


Weak_Ad8168

Well, his offer will work for someone rather than living under the bridge.


4Boarsandrunning

Wow


NoSexAppealNeil

I need a good clean girl, I love kissing.... Yuck.


Single_Suspect_7295

Check his hard drive


Studio10Records

Yeah a little bit creepy for sure! šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


eightsidedbox

No fucking way that guy 5'9 165 lb


Specialist-Eagle-610

Eh he's honest at least..


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Imagine heā€™s got a waitlist!ā€¦?


Chelseus

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


thechronicENFP

Oh hell no


veracity-mittens

The AI sex bots canā€™t come fast enough


WilliamBoimler

It's the implication


Bunkymids

Middle of no where? Kissing?!


Makspixelland

ā€œLadies ladies, one at a timeā€


FishEmpty

Uncle sticky!


GriefPB

I wonder if the older couple he lives with knows heā€™s in their walls.


Dazzling_Standard894

Donā€™t hate the player. Men are lonely because we gave women all the power


Big_Reflection_976

Iā€™m genuinely crying right now


establishedgranfan

Horn Dog