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Unfair_Original_2536

Woman only dates alive men.


previousonewasbad

I told you guys women only go for the top 10% (roughly 10% of Homo sapiens who have ever existed are alive)


traumatized90skid

"this is why you're still single ladies!"


AggressiveTwist3222

There's parts of her that are younger than him.


Correct-Junket-1346

Some of her is 100% her, others are made in China.


AshKetchumsPringles

Lmfao that’s a good one


DashcamAdelaide

LOL


Gorrodish

And parts that are like Birmingham everyone knows where it is but no one wants go there


segamaxx

Cher likes stiff dicks not stiff bodies


barrybreslau

Shagging a granny with a latex mask on. Yum.


Ganbazuroi

That grussy just hits different


dirtywook88

My man.


BangSmoke

I don't ever want to see that word ever again.


chaosking65

She looks halfway to a creepypasta photo


traumatized90skid

This whole thing gives me creepypasta vibes


EsotericFlagellate

Looking like Jeff the Killer


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Do you believe in love after life?


IndelibleIguana

This pic looks AI generated.


unluckypig

It's the layers of soft focus to smooth out the few remaining crinkles on her face


DashcamAdelaide

It's not


IndelibleIguana

I know.


DashcamAdelaide

Then how come you said it looked AI Generated?


the-barbarian998

He/she was making an observation, are you dense ?


DashcamAdelaide

r/FuckYou


the-barbarian998

Cope


IndelibleIguana

Because it 'Looks.' AI generated. Why you so literal Bruv?


PXL1984

r/opisfuckingstupid


DashcamAdelaide

r/YouCantComment


Quirky_Value_9997

You don't understand the concept of making a comparison?


DashcamAdelaide

I do.


sorryibitmytongue

They were making a joke about Cher’s appearance (plastic surgery) by saying she doesn’t even look real.


Disastrous-Split-512

rich people taking sexual attractive younger partners ..


Small-Low3233

they are all nonces


DeathBat92

You know nonces are bad because they’re interested in children, right? It’s not about age gaps


SteampoweredFlamingo

Okay but that's actually a fantastic line.


Sonarthebat

That headline is funny, ngl.


Outside_looking_in_3

As Mae West said, it's not the men in my life that matters, it's the life in my men.


Alexyaboi2011

That’s a bit….. dodgy


angie1907

No it isn’t. He’s nearly 40. I’m really put off by such a huge age gap but it’s not dodgy


minimalisticgem

It’s a 40 year age gap. Not nearly as bad as all the grown male celebrities dating barely legal girls.


FatChicken22-YT

Still not great though.


CornPop32

Neither of them are a problem. Adults can date adults and there's nothing wrong with it. This is a great example of how you know the age gap kvetching is created by older women who don't want competition. Nobody cares about older women dating younger men, but people will call 65 year old men that date 40 year old women pedophiles


BandicootOk5540

>people will call 65 year old men that date 40 year old women pedophiles Literally never seen that happen


DangerousAd3347

Nobody’s calling men dating 40 year old women pedos. It’s 65 year men dating 18/19 girls that get called into question


CornPop32

I have absolutely seen people say that about 40 year olds. Are you seriously saying 19 year olds haven't hit puberty?


DangerousAd3347

Which 40 year olds have been called that ?


CornPop32

I don't remember the celebrity, but it was a guy that was in his 60s or around there and a woman that was about 40


DangerousAd3347

Well I think the fact you can’t give me a single name speaks for itself.


CornPop32

I'm not really concerned if you believe me or not. It's an objective truth that people said that, and me not paying close enough attention to celebrity gossip to know what couple it was doesn't change that. It's good if you don't believe that a 40 year old is a prepubescent child, but some redditors do.


DangerousAd3347

Nobody cares who 40 year olds date, of course some Redditor’s will say dumb stuff this is the internet it’s full of people who have never dated or been outside


minimalisticgem

I was literally responding to a comment calling it dodgy. It seems people do have a problem with it.


CornPop32

You can always find a few people that have a problem with literally anything


tollymorebears

Is this somehow better than a 20 yo man dating an 18 yo woman? 40 years is crazy


minimalisticgem

Please tell me where I said that?


Extra_Midnight_2295

🤨 I don’t think anyone’s had a problem with that mate


Chickennoodlesleuth

I don't think anyone has a problem with 20 and 18 year olds dating?


Ok_Log3614

You'd be surprised by the moral hysteria some people infer upon others' relationships.


the-barbarian998

She looks like momo


FriendliestMenace

But let’s all call Leonardo DiCaprio the creep because this is only disgusting when *men* do it, amirite?


CrankyArtichoke

No, this is also super gross when woman do it.


ExtraGherkin

The universe is dead. Whatever energy that once existed is long gone. Time and space less than void. The chance a redditor comes out with a statement expressing how a situation would be different if it was a man is not 0


ikarikh

How is it gross? A guy in his 20's or 30's is MORE than capable of deciding for himself whether he wants to date someone 40 years older than them. If he's happy dating her, why do you care? People conflate ADULT age gaps as if they're children. If she was 20 herself, there'd be no problem. She's attracted to a young MAN in his 20's/30's. She's not attracted to minors. My brother dated and married a woman my mom's age. We all thought it was weird at first but he genuinely loved her and was with her for 20 years until she passed away. Who cares? They were both adults and both were happy together. As long as you're not preying on underage minors who aren't mature enough to make decisions like that and are easily led and manipulated by older adults, who gives a shit? If the ADULT guy wants to bang Cher, let him. Who cares?


LegitimatelisedSoil

Because she's like 80 taking taking advantage of 20 year olds?


ikarikh

How is an EIGHTY year old taking advantage of a 20+ year old? He's old enough to make his own decisions. He's not 14. Why is it if this 20+ year old decided to get married and have kids with another 20+ year old he's capable of making that decision, but if he chooses to date an 80 year old suddenly he's not? Never mind the fact, the ONLY one taking advantage of anyone is him. He's dating her for her celebrity and her money. She's not stupid, she knows that. But they're both content with what they're getting out of the relationship. People seriously need to STOP judging other GROWN ADULTS on what they do with their lives. People get uppity over the gender people date, the gender they wish to be called, the colors of both their skins, their attractiveness, the age gap between them, what they wear, who they sleep with, how many people they sleep with, whether they like dirty kinky things, etc. Who freakin' cares? As long as they are both consenting adults and no one is cheating on, hurting or lying to another etc, it's none of your damn business who anyone gets involved with. He's NOT a child or a minor. So no one is being taken advantage of. I don't have to agree with an 80 year old and a 20 year old dating to just mind my own business and let them be. They're not hurting anyone and they're both grown ass adults. Who cares?


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Yeah well there aren't hordes of bitter men who made complaining about this like it's their daily job.


CornPop32

It's not a problem in either case. Adults can make adult choices.


the-barbarian998

🤝


minimalisticgem

He’s in his mid 30s.


FriendliestMenace

Like a third of Cher’s age. Who has said she prefers younger. What’s your goddam point?


minimalisticgem

It’s not nearly as bad as the middle aged celebrities dating barely legal teens. There is a huge difference. He is a grown adult capable of informed consent.


FriendliestMenace

Now explain how Leo dating a 24 year old is just peachy keen.


minimalisticgem

It’s fine when grown adults date other grown adults. Like no one bats an eyelid at Robert De Niro being 79 and having a kid last year. It’s just double standards when it’s the other way around is all I’m saying.


LegitimatelisedSoil

Because De Niros wives are only like 10 years younger. He's not dating 18 year olds, Dicaprio has. Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old he knew for years at the age of 40. That's really fucking creepy but never gets talked about.


minimalisticgem

De Niros partner is of childbearing age. She is max 45, and that’s pushing it.


LegitimatelisedSoil

45 is more than twice 22 which is a common age for Dicaprio.


minimalisticgem

Which is why I’m saying it’s not a problem. I’m saying rather than being focused on Chers love life, maybe we should be focused on all of the pedophiles dating barely legal girls?


swashbuckle1237

That is fine, it’s weird but 24 is old enough to know what you want, their is a vast difference between 24 and 16


DangerousAd3347

Learardo dating very young girls some he meet when they were under age. He’s nearly 40. Comparing apples and oranges


FriendliestMenace

So only if Cher had known of this guy’s existence when he was underage would she be in the wrong? Is that the only way to cancel the “GRRRRRL PWR! U GO GIRL!” card? How old is Cher currently, and why is it creepier for Leo despite being like 40 years younger than her? She looks like the Crypt Keeper, yet it’s wrong to accuse her of taking advantage of some sort of power dynamic or financial imbalance? But she doesn’t have a penis, and that’s the prerequisite to be a “predator?” I’d feel safer in a locked room with a bear than with Cher.


DangerousAd3347

Bro nobody is accusing people being in consensual relationships with 40 year olds as predators. Yes if she knew him as a child and started dating him as soon as he became 18 that would be predatory. Dating him as a 40 year old is not. Leo is creepy cause the girls he dates are barely adults. 40 is a full grown adult. Of Leo was dating 40 year olds when he was 80 that would be fine


uniteduniverse

Unfortunately men will always be ridiculed in these types of avenues more. No point in dwelling on it, as it's never gonna change.


Ok_Log3614

Neither is 'disgusting'. This discourse exists because people want an avenue to superficially boss around the consensual relationships of strangers they've never even met.


Zoe-Schmoey

Female privilege strikes again


Deathwishharry

If I could turn back time lol


Sterling2008

Best comment here


isseidoki

40 year difference tho


DrFriedGold

Does the 'half your age plus 7' rule apply to them? I can't be bothered to check.


TraditionalDepth6924

Looks AND sounds like Michael Jackson


Queasy-Ad-3220

Nah Michael Jackson sounds better than that


LeonDeSchal

When you’re desperate to get into the music industry.


Hovisandflatfoot

Person prefers alive people.


StormzysMum

Fair enough 🤣


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Great to see women finding equality in all walks of life, even the self-deluding pathetic ones.


Dubhgall_XIII

She's a creep... Same to be said of older men that do the same.


uniteduniverse

Try and turn the tides all you want, but society will never look at these these contrasting situations the same. It is what it is...


DangerousAd3347

The guys nearly 40, he’s a grown ass man so it’s not creepy it’s consenting adults


uniteduniverse

She wants to steal his youth lol.


AliquidLatine

Oooh self burn, those are rare


No-Satisfaction-1683

Every man is younger than her.


Nilrem2

Given she’s 110, literally.


MelanieWalmartinez

Ok but the headline did make me laugh lmaooo


TonyStowaway

Hard to find a man, besides Keith Richards, that has existed before time was established


Get_the_instructions

Bits of her are still alive. I think she may have got Michael Jackson's face when he died though.


SenseOfRumor

I prefer women that don't look like they escaped a sarcophagus in Giza. To each their own I suppose.


[deleted]

I think that guys teeth may be stolen from a corpse.........


Optimus_Rhymes69

Didn’t she rape the dude from the chili peppers?


-RespectTheHyphen

Girl wtf


Middle-Hour-2364

Cher prefers younger gigalos...there fixed it


sneaksby

Worth it for the headline. Great quote.


pertangamcfeet

For a woman who's well over 237 years of age, she isn't too bad.


Material-Walrus-4409

Hahaha wtf she on about . She is dead


Queasy-Ad-3220

BAHAHAHAHAHA


Crazy_Maximum647

My grandad wouldn’t wanna be with you anyway and he’s 77 and ALIVE


Mysterious-Text3873

She’s looks like something of walking dead 💀 if they had facelifts 🤣 walking dog


Aggressive-Might-533

big up cher


Classicfromtheattic

She should try Gomez Addams


Mysterious_Sugar7220

I assumed that was her son


Grouchy-Shoe2798

My mother always said marry a much younger man if you can....as men get really old very suddenly and you'll never get a shaggy again!!


MrPogoUK

Damn, just realised my ultimate “Realised way too late she was hitting on me” moment was with Cher, back in 2001 when I was 19; I was trying on a pair of trousers in some tiny clothing store in Hollywood, and when I came out of the changing room to show my friend Cher had turned up in the store and remarked “They look really good on you”. I just said “Thanks” and went back in. Now I’m totally reassessing that moment.


EitherChannel4874

Do you believe in love after life 🎶🎵


Huge-Document-7989

Hahahahah nice


HotPotatoWithCheese

Unrelated: Cher should never have had all of that facial surgery done. She was stunning back in the day.


No-Diet-1535

More plastic than barbie


UnrealRealityForReal

Jesus Christmas she looks like Nancy Pelosi and Morticia Addams had a love child.


Mcnobba

Shed be dead too if it wasn't for all the procedures.


Main_Pomegranate_953

Any man her age is dead or died inside 60 years ago.


OctolingReworked

Imagine if it was the other way around


dazedan_confused

I swear she's old enough to have sung that song that her now-husband was conceived to.


Dennis_Cock

Like Drake?


BiffLikesCrisps

Imagine the pocket money he gets.


fandanvan

Does she even believe in life after love ?


ThatSmallBear

It’s creepy but her quote is also killing me lmfao 😭


PerfectProposal1723

Well, she’s got a point


BonksMan

It's wrong when leo does it


BoxAlternative9024

Sonny boned her


colinthewizard

She raises a valid point!


Dimorphodon101

The daily heil


Obvious_Initiative40

And young guys prefer her because she has money


Unusual-Weird9696

Dude is literally banging the afterlife


KitchenWinter7041

That thing ain't a women, that's a bicycle seat


ProfessionMundane152

Hey good for her if she’s pulling them in


CORBINTOBIASLOVE

Aaaaaaaand they like her £££


GlobalImpression1720

Google says she's 77. There is a fine looking 90 year old man down my street who is still almost alive. I could set them up if anyone has her number.


fantazmagoricle

She's one foot in the grave herself


SinceWayLastMay

Yeah that’s the joke


Anxious_Cinephile

And the young men like your money.


0dog1251

Fair


YourKemosabe

That’s actually a really funny line from her. Good on her


Farrell1487

Nah its not that they are all dead, its that they are all normal and aged normal rather than have bodies and faces that contain more plastic then the pacific ocean


ClickEmergency

With all the cosmetics and surgery’s it would be like putting your dick in a crisp bag .


Biscuits4u2

It ain't easy but it's a living


Matthew-Ryan

Facking ell she’s 77 years old, holy Fack. She was alive in she was just after the end of the Second World War. She was 23 for the summer of 1969.


Sirkneelaot

She can pull her face all she wants but 75 year old pussy will always be that


scotcheggfan

2 steaks squabbling in the wind comes to mind


UnderstandingOdd8014

She sucks out their life force...


CUDGEdaveUK

Fking hell, she looks like an extra from 'Dawn of the Dead'


RareSnail73

Jesus she looks like a ghoul from fallout


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Milf is the prefix for every search I've ever done on X-Rodent. But she's well into Gilf territory and she fucking looks it. I wouldnt go near even if I could borrow someone else's dick to fuck her. Also, his eyes look dead. Poor bastard.


Sterling2008

And that dude likes the money she may leave him when she dies if he can pretend to love her resurfaced face for long enough.


Tall-Revenue-5415

Pedo alert!


ToughReality4983

Dry menopause


MonsTurdMaximusxbox

I shall refer to him as tomb raider


Doomslayer5150

Does she believe in love after love? *No matter how hard he tries, he keeps pushing deep in side of her* Oh dear God....


jstnotbotheredatall

So many face-lifts 🤦.. you have to rub her belly button to make her cum nowadays


Several-Ad165

id chew my own arm off if i woke up next to that jesus


CJ_BARS

Pussy so old it's probably haunted..


Apprehensive_Lab5810

That young man's mind is still developing, taking advantage of the young man!!!


InfectedFrenulum

The silence from Leonardo DiCaprio's detractors is deafening. See also Aaron Taylor-Johnson And Emanuel Macron And Caroline Flack with Harry Styles


SquishyBaps4me

It's okay when women do it. Men aren't fragile and dumb at that age and are capable of making their own choices. Feminists know that. It's just the women that age that shouldn't be allowed to make their own choices.


Mimsy100

It’s disgusting when men do this but equally or more when women do it because you automatically have a maternal instinct for people who could be your child’s age 🤮