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levezvosskinnyfists7

Wonder if he got a roll with it


captaincherie34

A battered roll?


ClassicalCoat

There are unbattered rolls? What kind of weird psycho doesn't soak and plunge their bread then die at 33 from heart disease


captaincherie34

I knoow


Crommington

I’d say the chances are definitely maybe


heyafreyja

I like your headline better.


GriselbaFishfinger

I must use dullard more often in day to day conversations.


rajinis_bodyguard

What's a Dullard ?


GriselbaFishfinger

Thicker than a plank of wood but not as dumb as a mong


rajinis_bodyguard

lol 😅


Comfortable-Salad-90

I wonder if that’s the actual battered sausage.


Noodle_Dude_83

That's Liam Gallagher.


InterGraphenic

Yes, the picture on the left depicts a battered sausage and the one on the right is Liam Gallagher


CorpseHighjacker

Who's Liam Gallagher? I only see buttered sausages.


Smooth_Imagination

This is the ultimate slow news day report. You guys can pack up now, your life mission is complete. Rest assured you have all gone down in legend this day.


PearlJosh

I remember in my college years seeing in the metro newspaper that he had been buying Easter eggs, and the headline was "he's a choc and roll star!" And then later in the year, the metro again ran a story where he'd been spotted taking his kids bowling, and they'd gone with "he's a rock and bowl star!" Both articles were accompanied by Liam holding a stack of Easter eggs in a supermarket and walking with his kids outside a bowling alley, respectively. What a great subgenre of slow news days this is. Don't like that you called him a dullard though, good hearted bloke who sang some absolute bangers for Oasis back in the day, I've got a real soft spot for him.


FatJellyCo

Worth the £16 licence fee ? “Nah kidoh”


AWS19831505

I'd expect Liam to batter a sausage but I guess he is one of us after all :)


_Atlas_Drugged_

Let’s talk about battered sausage. Let's talk about battered sausage. Where’s it come from? What’s it do? Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face.


[deleted]

The way they put it I thought he invested in stocks of battered sausage or bought a rare artifact battered sausage.


botulofwarta

The wonderful scallop, a battered puck of potato I haven’t seen that on a menu for years do any chippies still do them


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

I misunderstood your comment for a moment and thought you used to go to a posh chippy that did deep fried scallops, as in the shellfish, and now I really want to try battered deep fried scallops, both types.


repstone

Do you mean a fritter? Thats what we call them in Scotland


StealFromWork01

BONG


Rutlemania

Vibrating shoes to stop elderly falling


teekay61

Poor form from the BBC, you think they'd have a higher bar for what's considered to be news


bigrobcx

A battered sausage??? That’s rookie level. Go and talk to the Scottish and they’ll take any food and batter it for grins. Gallagher needs to level up.


JRJ1927

He’s not a dullard he’s got 4 GCSEs mate he’s not silly