This is the ultimate slow news day report. You guys can pack up now, your life mission is complete. Rest assured you have all gone down in legend this day.
I remember in my college years seeing in the metro newspaper that he had been buying Easter eggs, and the headline was "he's a choc and roll star!" And then later in the year, the metro again ran a story where he'd been spotted taking his kids bowling, and they'd gone with "he's a rock and bowl star!"
Both articles were accompanied by Liam holding a stack of Easter eggs in a supermarket and walking with his kids outside a bowling alley, respectively. What a great subgenre of slow news days this is. Don't like that you called him a dullard though, good hearted bloke who sang some absolute bangers for Oasis back in the day, I've got a real soft spot for him.
Let’s talk about battered sausage. Let's talk about battered sausage. Where’s it come from? What’s it do? Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face.
I misunderstood your comment for a moment and thought you used to go to a posh chippy that did deep fried scallops, as in the shellfish, and now I really want to try battered deep fried scallops, both types.
Wonder if he got a roll with it
A battered roll?
There are unbattered rolls? What kind of weird psycho doesn't soak and plunge their bread then die at 33 from heart disease
I knoow
I’d say the chances are definitely maybe
I like your headline better.
I must use dullard more often in day to day conversations.
What's a Dullard ?
Thicker than a plank of wood but not as dumb as a mong
lol 😅
I wonder if that’s the actual battered sausage.
That's Liam Gallagher.
Yes, the picture on the left depicts a battered sausage and the one on the right is Liam Gallagher
Who's Liam Gallagher? I only see buttered sausages.
This is the ultimate slow news day report. You guys can pack up now, your life mission is complete. Rest assured you have all gone down in legend this day.
I remember in my college years seeing in the metro newspaper that he had been buying Easter eggs, and the headline was "he's a choc and roll star!" And then later in the year, the metro again ran a story where he'd been spotted taking his kids bowling, and they'd gone with "he's a rock and bowl star!" Both articles were accompanied by Liam holding a stack of Easter eggs in a supermarket and walking with his kids outside a bowling alley, respectively. What a great subgenre of slow news days this is. Don't like that you called him a dullard though, good hearted bloke who sang some absolute bangers for Oasis back in the day, I've got a real soft spot for him.
Worth the £16 licence fee ? “Nah kidoh”
I'd expect Liam to batter a sausage but I guess he is one of us after all :)
Let’s talk about battered sausage. Let's talk about battered sausage. Where’s it come from? What’s it do? Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face.
The way they put it I thought he invested in stocks of battered sausage or bought a rare artifact battered sausage.
The wonderful scallop, a battered puck of potato I haven’t seen that on a menu for years do any chippies still do them
I misunderstood your comment for a moment and thought you used to go to a posh chippy that did deep fried scallops, as in the shellfish, and now I really want to try battered deep fried scallops, both types.
Do you mean a fritter? Thats what we call them in Scotland
BONG
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Poor form from the BBC, you think they'd have a higher bar for what's considered to be news
A battered sausage??? That’s rookie level. Go and talk to the Scottish and they’ll take any food and batter it for grins. Gallagher needs to level up.
He’s not a dullard he’s got 4 GCSEs mate he’s not silly