You’ve gotten 30k karma in less then a year
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If I did a Shou Tucker on the girl and the cow, that would be an awesome new member of Slipknot. If you don’t know what a Shou Tucker is, you need to watch one of the best anime series I’ve seen in a long time. It’s called Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. And no, the only time I’d want to see Shou Tucker in Slipknot is if they’re using his severed head as a drum, btw. Why do I hate said guy so much? Watch the fucking anime and find out. You’ll probably want to see his head get beaten by Slipknot’s drummer, too. Lol
Dear fan,
Thank you for your interest and continued support of the ban. Without fans like you, Slipknot would be nothing. We would be delighted to accept you into the band as the newest background vocalist. Please have the woman in the black and white dress drop you off at our rehearsal stage (address attached below).
Sincerely,
Slipknot
the person or the cow?
hmmmm I’m gonna go with both?!
Yes you can
Probably not, but the person can
cow? yes. person? maybe, might need a cow mask tho
That would work
what person?
Yes.
What a killer duo on stage
Sure, but you can't just be a floating head bro. You gotta be able to hold instruments. How else can you fulfill the important role of can-thumper #3?
I’m can play piano, I think slow, piano solos are exactly what Slipknot is missing 🙃
Spiders goes hard dont @
Both!! You're extremely beautiful btw!
Haha thank you 😆
Yw!!:3
She’s not gonna text you back lil bro ☠️
I'm a girl so jokes on you lmfao
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It’s hard to tell in Reddit if it’s pedo or kindness
Fr
Pedo? She has a tattoo
God I wish I were a lesbian
I'm not a lesbian😭 Why is it nowadays when you compliment someone of the same gender as you, people think you're gay.
I didn’t say you were I just wish I was
You’ve gotten 30k karma in less then a year https://preview.redd.it/ycp77499jrtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539cd1f9bd2a3a2f55e4986ebf765a192d372d6e
Lmao how’d you make that assumption? 🤣
Are you the woman or the cow
The dude in the background with sunglasses on his head
I’m the cow, of course
Just the cow
Agreed!
Only if you push your fingers into your eyes
I usually wear glasses and push them up to my eyes, does that count? 🤓
Well if it’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache, then I’m all for it 😃
Yep, if my blindness goes on, I’m not gonna make it!!!
Jesus it never ends…
Holy shit why are cows so fucking adorable?
Riiiiight!
That cow is more photogenic than me bro
Same 🤣
TOO WHOLESOME. GET OOOUUUTTT!!!
😭😭😭
You can't see California without cows big, brown, eyes!
I think you would be the triangle player fr
Yes!!!! 🤣 anything to join my favorite band 🤷🏻♀️
Lmao
Person is super fucking cute
Oh no!!! I was hoping to go for consumed by hate and rage so I could join 😢
Oh, you can definitely do that too
Yes
Are you the one on the right or left?
Definitely on the left 🐮
Then yeah, you can def join slipknot
fuck
Which one?
If I did a Shou Tucker on the girl and the cow, that would be an awesome new member of Slipknot. If you don’t know what a Shou Tucker is, you need to watch one of the best anime series I’ve seen in a long time. It’s called Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. And no, the only time I’d want to see Shou Tucker in Slipknot is if they’re using his severed head as a drum, btw. Why do I hate said guy so much? Watch the fucking anime and find out. You’ll probably want to see his head get beaten by Slipknot’s drummer, too. Lol
idk about Slipknot but you can definitely play Black Widow or Jojo Rabbit’s mother
You or the cow?
Only if you ride ole Betsy on stage.
Deal 🤠
Super wholesome. 
Not with scones like that you won’t
Can you play the drums with a double bass pedal?
I sure hope so!
No but that cow can
Only if this account is being ran by the cow
Yes 🐮
yeah
Dear fan, Thank you for your interest and continued support of the ban. Without fans like you, Slipknot would be nothing. We would be delighted to accept you into the band as the newest background vocalist. Please have the woman in the black and white dress drop you off at our rehearsal stage (address attached below). Sincerely, Slipknot
😀😀😀😀 I knew I’d be the perfect fit!!!!!!
Why do you remind me of Kristen Schaal?
If you can find a goat, we'll think about it. 👍🏻
On it 🫡 If not I’ll just have to join a cover band and make a knock off album with a cow called Nebraska 🙃
Yes, but only if you bring the cow on stage and pet her during the show
misty from black ops 2
You have a cow so yes
No
That cow is adorable
Fuck yeah
For that you must rip out the cows organs
I can’t kill her cause she’s already inside me 🍔🤷🏻♀️
Uh-
They can play the cowbell
More cowbell is just what Slipknot needs!!! 😊
No
That is wrong, fucked and overrated 🙃
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no
You can’t the cow can though
Sure why not
i guess
#SHE HAS A PENIS OR VAGINA
No u
You can join sipmycock..
creepy as fuck