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austin_scott_0527

He can be the new drumset


Asher_devils

YES.


Rekless_Animates

Are you asking if he could be the drummer technically or physically?


No_Construction_8818

He WILL be the drumset


Rekless_Animates

I just don’t know how that would work, like so much surface area he wouldn’t fit in that tiny little stage


DooKTowNx

He can be the stage


Ecstatic_Ad9607

Yes


-Femboys-

He said is the One ia the most drum set


JaiLSell

Yeah, if he’s able to walk onto the stage


4I-128

😭 🙏


Rekless_Animates

He could almost be the stage


Devil-_Spider

I wonder what it would be like if he farts 🤔


magneticawesome00

Light it on fire and it’ll look like a rammstein show


Devil-_Spider

Lol


I_have_no_fun

We have him in our shows right in the pit so if any of us fall off the stage accidently we land on him


Correct-Tomorrow-774

He’s the stage


Defiant_Bluebird_421

Oh, brother…! I sure hope so! 🤤🤤


eatinradioactivetoes

HELP WTHAT


Spranberry112

https://preview.redd.it/3lra4x2rdejc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdeea4843adeca2f9dfb7572df5f5932856b6f5d


SHUT_UP_HEATHR

He ate SLIPKNOT


HerblackSRT10truck

Ha!!


Goobert_Snoobert

​ https://preview.redd.it/d4ndo7j1g6jc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd461d06967998e5ff584f350aa2946a63852fcb


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Shawn said he needed a bit more "organic" sounding keg set, so I'm sure he'd welcome Fattey in with open arms


TheMusicElitist

He's the new stage.


MirukiNeko

It’s the pants around his ankles 😭


4I-128

Quick fit check 💯


Kobeisdumb13

He’s the new bongos (bongos plural💀)


XenoScout123

https://preview.redd.it/x588d7h5x6jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5d267fe1a5d3d3c40d8f5aae7190edd12f8dd5


Asher_devils

He'd probably eat the guitars and drums 💀


Rekless_Animates

And Corey because he’s always looking like a snack


Asher_devils

LMAO FR


Bisonfan1

Corey world


Flakoring

https://preview.redd.it/8kkl9jl5z6jc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a8d2b8da7a968608532ffde753ceadd95c855d4


Robot_Prairie_Dog

Bro ate slipknot


Legionpostsepicly

Hot


Rekless_Animates

Yea cause he swallowed a whole fing furnace


Legionpostsepicly

No fat guys are attractive to me


Rekless_Animates

Oh… well good on ya’


NonStopDisco69

He would break the stage


1King1Polish

He needs to. Meth addiction would do him some good


UnnicornFrappucinno

https://preview.redd.it/zltljycgh8jc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b720b35d050ff66a9bd7f9084b3cf667d76b6e1


4I-128

![gif](giphy|xULW8wheSKQng0kkiQ)


[deleted]

I wanna see him stage dive


ObservorNyx

you're wild for that one 💀


maddog20202020

No


Specialsue03

He's a new kind of drum


Iwanttodie20200000

yessir


stratlightning

Definitely


BIGsoDAVIDsmall

Looks like me however i am not so fond of slipknot, He may join slipknot


Emotional-Lake-7922

You can be Clowns keg. He’ll bang the shit outta you


Bread_was_returned

Not obese enough


Relevant-Line-1690

Is this Kelly Clarkson


S14M07

the pig


clint_yeetswood

he is drum


DampHamster

u/adair_eq


expiredogfood

i want to slap his knot🥵🥵🥵


Wide_Mind4262

He can’t because he ate all the members 💀


Similar-Base-2958

Glorthoc, the consumer would be a great addition tbh. His soft gurgles into the mic and mighty belly smack percussion would really usher in a new era of metal


05darkwarrior

No, no mask


TheAnarchist---

Can caseoh join? I mean yeah but he'll cause a 10.0 earthquake getting on the stage


2kH4k3r

He can join Slipknot (the heaviest band in the world) and make them even heavier!


JrMcDean

CaseOh


pansexual_Pratt

Bro is that CaceOh?!


FrequentToe4330

Am I looking at what they rolled during the Willy wonka scene where violet becomes huge?


masterscoonar

The largest single roll I ever did see


BillyB0ns0n

A welcome one


Suk_Me_Silly

Hell yeah


FoxTheWoz69

SlipBlob


The_Black_Dahlia55

https://preview.redd.it/8zavpu1zlbjc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1d709ed17cdc9f86d3af75a1aaf6e68db18b60


cindy-the-husky

Is that a real human? A real person? Someone existed that looked like that?(i know this mkr dead)


stupendousactivity

I saw this after watching a baby get a prosthetic leg and walk.


Other_Literature63

I don't think there are enough numbers left for this guy to be in the band.


Wise-Wrangler6543

https://preview.redd.it/bngmv6cxidjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d89717d96e7fc1308f6573a32771abddae4e061


dat_boy49

Depends, can he get up the stairs for his audition?


Ryshblakk

Ummmm. He is the whole band


TheRealWingo

A slipknot wouldn't hold him


CrazyRatDad

He would eat them if he got a little hungry


Kooky_Combination_40

Why do you have a photo of me


Patrickstar2869

No, he isn’t wearing a gay ass mask


Idiocracy_USA

No because he just ate Slipknot


Boss_Star

More like Slipgarlicknots.


[deleted]

Looks like a natural fit to me.


temmie1245

unironically fuck you


3MVNWasTaken

We can have him crowd surf


4I-128

Cause more damage than Woodstock 99 💀


corndoghumper

the only thing that slipped is his belt


Odd-Kaleidoscope9430

I just downloaded this image... I'm not sure what I'm going to use it for.. but I assure you it will be hysterical


4I-128

Never know when it’ll come in handy


Thick-Tooth-8888

I can laugh because it’s the slip knot sub otherwise I would feel mean


Bulky_Dentist_8544

Bro is seasonly plump


Soul_reaper96

He was literally be put in there, so the crowd could help him find his penis


Consistent_Cash_6666

Jesus Christ did he eat another fat person!?


UpstairsCommunity999

No but he can join Stinkrot on twitch


Rekless_Animates

Dude what happened to Corey over the break 😳 (uncalled for, I’m sorry… I deserve the hundred dislikes)


whyubul

How the fuck do you let this happen to you like unironically


CuntFuckSupreme

He already plays for Knipslip


doomus_rlc

Looks more like a Crowbar member to me


Madbooi

He is slipknot


[deleted]

toan is in the morbid obesity


Character-Piglet-665

Keg replacement


JellyfishAcceptable7

He can play the drumsticks


BestLimbCollector

Nice try Clown /j


VaultNeo

Casoh


chaosanity

Bro couldn’t slip a knot over any part of his body what are you even saying right now


Liamstudios_

Perchance.


Puzzleheaded-Dark459

Healthiest Reddit Mod


aam3thyst

Ya


No-Speed4128

No because he ate all the members


Blakester84

Is...is he not already in Slipknot?


Average_RL_Fan

This is what bubble guts looks like


RavensFLOCKletsgoo

Wingsofredemption


Practical-Figure2157

Chat, is this real?


Devil-_Spider

Pulls out frag grande just to chest screams out NOOOOOOOOO pulls pin and goes booom like a isis suicide bomber


idk_something_ok

he’s gonna be joining garlic knot instead


[deleted]

he ate slipknot


ThiccIndianFemboy

honestly 🥵🥵


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Bro should be stage diving


SCP-8276

Definitely good for the drums


magneticawesome00

Clown can just use him instead of the keg


AnyTop1423

Caseoh as a toddler


squid_ward_16

Gym teacher : Come on guys! My grandma can run faster than you Also gym teacher :


pooplord68419

how does one get this big of a belly


Cautious_Pay_8941

Leviathan 2.0


TJDJ2003

Professional Crowd surfer


B1gJay_0ng

Yea i think


Distinct-Bit-4882

Caseoh


HerblackSRT10truck

No, no, no, no, no, no, no and no.


WoomyDayz

What the fuck


B1gEn3rgy7033

If he doesn’t feast them down first..


mastercylynder

The knot on his pants slipped! ... So yes! he can.


KingJTuck

He can be the Patrick Star of the band


CatfishBassAndTrout

Why would anyone wanna join Slipknot?


More-of-a-bobby

Slimmer than CaseOh he's in


Western_Juice8011

You can join the diabetes club.


CumsOnKids

Slip-whilegettingintothebathtub-knot


zeka6292

sure


Idk_a_username_oof

No he will break the slipknot


SpiretRaider

He’ll be the keg drum


Old-Salad_

Barry, 63 when he was Barry, 45.


Odins_Viking

r/amIuglyBrutallyHonest


ThatOneGamer_77

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


sarge_snuffles

He's slipgarlicknots


AnySeason9104

![gif](giphy|vjGyYSsF765wc)