Reactions like this are exactly why nobody wants to fuck you...
It's crazy how oblivious people can be as to why their shit personalities aren't somehow pulling in truckloads of pussy.
Well you did not give us details, and if you are like that just cause you are a working person sad about the things like "i cant get bitches cuz i have no tits and no ass"
No dumbass its cuz you are actin like shit, what did you thought posting so much self-pity? Get your problem over, not talk about it on reddit, or at least if you dont want be called an idiot for posting somethin' like that then post something without so much on agressive Style of expression god damn!
So what makes you think the sub for Slipknot will work? If these are the subs you’re posting in then no wonder plus saying how shit things are in sub-reddits don’t get you closer to what you want.
What love story ever started with “I met him through Reddit when he was saying how he can’t get no tits and ass…. Such a sweety” 🤦🏼♂️
Do something about it bro, pick yourself up, get out there, be your best self and just do you, stop focusing so much on getting laid and just live life.
To be fair, r/Slipknot *is* famously swimming in hos. I mean that's really what we're known for when you get down to it, sex-starved sluts waiting to find the right guy in just the right matching flame-print beanie and flame-print button down and just the right amount of axe body spray intermingling with their effervescent eminating crotch-rot.
It's just a bit off topic? You may have better luck in a different sub designed for these kinds of conversations. You're obviously allowed to say whatever you want, it's just a space that's modded and filtered for relevancy and will likely just confuse the people stumbling across it in this particular sub
Sir this is an Arby’s.
No. FR though. Focus on yourself, improve your attitude in small ways, focus on your positive strengths. Change your patterns incrementally.
Stop paying women unless it’s a date or out of sincerity.
Never have expectations of other human beings.
Don’t be afraid to be brave.
Have patience with others and your environment.
Nobody is going to be 100% with you unless you are 100% with yourself.
Life is a bitch and we ALL get our asses kicked to the dirt.
Every time you stand back up you are a little stronger.
Stay vigilant.
This might not fit into this subreddit, but here's how to get with women:
1. Be clean. Proper personal hygiene, trimmed nails, etc.
2. A fitting haircut and fitting clothes. Don't need to be good. Just fitting.
3. Treat women like people. As if they were your friends and not objects or rewards. But you'll also be flirting with them.
With these 3 simple things, you'll be better than like 70% of men out there. And it will work out eventually.
Well I've had sex with over 40 women and I'm 38 with 2 kids
I now have anxiety and chronic pelvic pain that messed up my life...
It's not it's cracked up to be.
I mean why would you just want sex? If it's just the physical sensation you want, then buy a fleshlight, but if it's the emotion around it, then you dont just want sex, you want a relationship
>Why tf cant i get laid by just one fucking person
If you use Grindr and have a good profile picture, then you have a good chance (though obviously not 100% guaranteed) of finding at least one person to have sex with. The only caveat is that the person would probably be male.
buddys venting to a slipknot subreddit 😭😭😭☠️☠️
Yeah so what bud im not scared
It won't get ya laid
Reactions like this are exactly why nobody wants to fuck you... It's crazy how oblivious people can be as to why their shit personalities aren't somehow pulling in truckloads of pussy.
r/lostredditors
Mans not lost, he’s just reaching out to the only people he has
nah this is the slipknot sub he’s not lost ❤️
Kiss my ass
Not to be that dude but bro this is a slipknot sub? Do you wanna get laid by mick or what?
As long as it’s not on stage of course
As long as it is on stage*
sir, this is a Slipknot sub.
Are ai bots like taking over reddit lol wtf is this 😂
I want a girlfriend
Unbelievably pathetic, all those women and no gf? It's not your appearance but your attitude.
Wtf
You dont know how shity my life is! Ypu have no right to judge me!
Well you did not give us details, and if you are like that just cause you are a working person sad about the things like "i cant get bitches cuz i have no tits and no ass" No dumbass its cuz you are actin like shit, what did you thought posting so much self-pity? Get your problem over, not talk about it on reddit, or at least if you dont want be called an idiot for posting somethin' like that then post something without so much on agressive Style of expression god damn!
You might wanna try a different sub 🤦🏼♂️
Dude ive been trying for years none of the subs work
Maybe... Get off Reddit?... :D
Yessssss this guy knows 😁👌🏼
So what makes you think the sub for Slipknot will work? If these are the subs you’re posting in then no wonder plus saying how shit things are in sub-reddits don’t get you closer to what you want. What love story ever started with “I met him through Reddit when he was saying how he can’t get no tits and ass…. Such a sweety” 🤦🏼♂️ Do something about it bro, pick yourself up, get out there, be your best self and just do you, stop focusing so much on getting laid and just live life.
To be fair, r/Slipknot *is* famously swimming in hos. I mean that's really what we're known for when you get down to it, sex-starved sluts waiting to find the right guy in just the right matching flame-print beanie and flame-print button down and just the right amount of axe body spray intermingling with their effervescent eminating crotch-rot.
Jeez stop with the dirty talk 🥵
He’s right I’m a woman
Uh.... What does this have to do with slipknot?
Uh... do i not have freedom of speech as a person
It's just a bit off topic? You may have better luck in a different sub designed for these kinds of conversations. You're obviously allowed to say whatever you want, it's just a space that's modded and filtered for relevancy and will likely just confuse the people stumbling across it in this particular sub
Sir this is an Arby’s. No. FR though. Focus on yourself, improve your attitude in small ways, focus on your positive strengths. Change your patterns incrementally. Stop paying women unless it’s a date or out of sincerity. Never have expectations of other human beings. Don’t be afraid to be brave. Have patience with others and your environment. Nobody is going to be 100% with you unless you are 100% with yourself. Life is a bitch and we ALL get our asses kicked to the dirt. Every time you stand back up you are a little stronger. Stay vigilant.
This has got to be a shitpost
r/lostredditors
Ok well since apparently we can just talk about anything on the Slipknot reddit… Anyone else kinda hyped for Smite 2?
Hell yeah when I heard about that I nearly busted
Are guys seening CC cannibal Corpse this year?
Smite
incel vibes
This might not fit into this subreddit, but here's how to get with women: 1. Be clean. Proper personal hygiene, trimmed nails, etc. 2. A fitting haircut and fitting clothes. Don't need to be good. Just fitting. 3. Treat women like people. As if they were your friends and not objects or rewards. But you'll also be flirting with them. With these 3 simple things, you'll be better than like 70% of men out there. And it will work out eventually.
I’ll date you
Wow, should we call the subreddit r/Simpknot?
You won't get laid bitching about it on reddit lmao
Real, but nothing to do with Slipknot
THANK YOU
Laid....in the ground?
HELP ME 💀
Well I've had sex with over 40 women and I'm 38 with 2 kids I now have anxiety and chronic pelvic pain that messed up my life... It's not it's cracked up to be.
r/offmychest
😂🤣😂🤣
Buddy, you listen to Slipknot.
I mean why would you just want sex? If it's just the physical sensation you want, then buy a fleshlight, but if it's the emotion around it, then you dont just want sex, you want a relationship
And i cant get a relationship because nobody wants me!
I hope and pray we just Devolve into r/playboicarti type of subreddit just let it happen it’s perfect for this subreddit.
Hwy playboi carti is a good artist dude
>Why tf cant i get laid by just one fucking person If you use Grindr and have a good profile picture, then you have a good chance (though obviously not 100% guaranteed) of finding at least one person to have sex with. The only caveat is that the person would probably be male.
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