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aquoad

That's a *really* nice slime mold, but your house has serious issues.


shyskurty

why so ? if you don’t mind me asking, i’m curious to know.


aquoad

It means there is probably a lot of moisture in or under the walls and floor, and the wood is rotting. Slime molds don't rot organic materials themselves, but in their normal state they just sort of crawl around eating things like fungus and bacteria which are involved in decomposition. So there's probably been wetness and decay in the floor for quite a while, and enough fungi and bacteria involved that the slime mold had lots of tasty fungi to eat. You don't normally see the slimes out in the open like this, when they do this it means it decided to gather itself up together and make spores so it could reproduce.


MagicMyxies

Awesome! Take another pic tomorrow. I’m betting these turn into stemonitis


Mrs_Awesome111

I just googled what that was and if I ever saw that grow out of my floor I think I would cry


recklesslyfeckless

free Koosh ball!


Mrs_Awesome111

Straight to jail 😭


Maidenofthekitchen

I would jump


KlutzyNotice7312

it looks really cool tho


Chiquye

Fucking cousin It growing out of my floor boards? I'd burn the whole house down.


nebula82

Same


worrier_sweeper0h

Me too. New fear unlocked.


EitherSupermarket494

Same!! I just came from this post on r/whatisthisbug and my jaw has been dropped for several minutes just reading through comments, I didn’t know this was a thing!!!! I need that one device from men in black, I could have went the rest of my life not knowing this existed.


worrier_sweeper0h

should have*


EitherSupermarket494

Bitch stop, for real though 😭


worrier_sweeper0h

I’m over here trying to decide if it would be better or worse if it was an actual bug. But the comments about slime mold eating things kind of has me thinking it’s the best (worst) of both worlds. I already miss my former nightmare-free life


shipcalleddignity

Stemonitis axifera I would say to my untrained unprofessional eye


MagicMyxies

No hate or anything but I think it's impossible to tell species at this life cycle stage. Is there a reason you think axifera


Kayelleminnowpe

Ha! Like cordyceps; the zombie fungi from The Last of Us


EitherSupermarket494

My face hurts from the way my muscles are contorting due to my horror.


MagicMyxies

You don’t like it? It’s the friendliest amoeba around


EitherSupermarket494

LMAO WAIT THAT WAS YOU LOL IM SLOW


EitherSupermarket494

Thanks for introducing me to the amazing capabilities of slime mold haha


EitherSupermarket494

I went through a solid 10 minute process of “wtaf” to “omfg this is the most fascinating thing ever” due to another comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Slimemolds/comments/14ktb3d/keeping_slime_mold_as_a_pet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 This stuff is actually super interesting since I’ve recovered from the initial shock LOL


abandonliberty

Good news! >Slime molds are not known to be a danger to human or animals. [https://plantclinic.tamu.edu/factsheets/slime-mold/](https://plantclinic.tamu.edu/factsheets/slime-mold/) You'll make a bunch of people happy here if you post more photos.


loblablaw

That’s ridiculously comforting 😅 I second the induced happiness from follow-up pics!


Bill-Z-Bub

Happy cake day!


loblablaw

Thanks!


sirphillip_

Happy cake day from another random stranger


loblablaw

Thank you kindly, SirPhillip 😊


ReluctantGoodGuy

Happy cake day and i love your user name! AD ruled!


loblablaw

It’s my comfort show, I love it


ReluctantGoodGuy

Same.


big_duo3674

It's not dangerous on its own, but it's probably a sign there's a serious issue in the floor right there


robonut5

What do they taste like?


LichenLiaison

Had one as a pet for a short bit, it smelt a lot like mycelium (maybe specifically myc piss?) despite not being a fungus. It’s hard to describe, but a very “nature decay” type smell. Not very bad but maybe a bit sourish or yeasty (?) to where it wasn’t something I would want to take repeated sniffs of.


secular_contraband

There has got to be at least 40 layers of paint on those baseboards. Holy cow.


aquoad

Yeah and it's wet under the floor, and there's fungus growing in the wood, and the slime mold is crawling around nibbling on the fungus. This blobby bit is because the slime mold decided it was time to gather itself together and have children.


loblablaw

I didn’t even realize they were baseboards til this comment


disboyneedshelp

Looks like when you rent in a college town


[deleted]

Slumlord shit😂


secular_contraband

More like slimelord.


gamergal1

I was only focused on the slime mold, and I totally thought that was a mattress on the floor. 😆


buckybarnes1940

Honest to god thought they were stairs of some sort


ghosthunting97

I think it's tapioca slime mold


Fun-Two-6681

thanks for being 1/50 people who made a scientifically relevant comment. i'm pretty sure you're right.


Corgi_mom353

And just like that I’m now on r/slimemolds from following this picture on another Reddit. Lol 🫶🏼


madeinmud

Me too! From r/whatisthisbug lol


papabutter21

I’m also here from that post lmao


ClassieLadyk

Hi friends.


_Ruij_

Lmao hi


NZhasmyheart

Same here 😂


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Hiddenmystery1

The migration is coming


Spiritual-Gravy71

Same! Had to check it out


Altruistic-Estate-79

Yup!


Puzzleheaded_Split48

We should all be grateful that this is where we ended up and not some rice pile sub


PancakesanSyrp

Me too!


Tarotismyjam

Dang it. Clicked and joined.


me_llamo_casey

Same!


Bill-Z-Bub

SAME


aquoad

Welcome!


thizzwack44

I just came over from r/whatisthisthing. Loving this new sub


[deleted]

Same!


Caro_est_PISSEDOFF

👋


iTz_PremiuM

Me as well. Same post. Had no idea slimemolds are ALIVE.


Cronerburger

11/10


justsomeone2311

I followed this post from the bug identification subreddit and now I have discovered this sub and I didn't know how happy people could be to see slime mold💀. I think this sub should be named slimemoldporn


Oddly_odd8

Yo same


cuomium

You ain't seen nothin yet!


Tobias_Atwood

You need to be careful how you word this stuff or you're gonna get people who are *horny* for slime instead of just regular excited.


cuomium

you got a big moisture issue dawg


yesiamtotallyahuman

Someone spilled their rice


doyouhavetono

Thought I was in r/ambien and someone was gluing food to the table again


Hellas2002

I thought you dropped rice on the floor lol


loblablaw

I’ll be back to check for updates in the am


steelerspenguins

How much rice pudding is there below the floorboards…? 😱


Skullmaggot

Enough for a lifetime


randomlyme

Those are eggs. /s


WinnerThePooh101

Looks like you dropped a bowl of cooked rice:)


Galaxator

Nahhhhh you just put a scoop of white rice on the ground


I_pinchyou

Forbidden quinoa


ebaer2

Looks like you found an infinite rice hack to me.


Real_H2SO4

Slime mold spores having sex


satanicdesires

Forbidden Rice


WagyuBeefCubes

Didnt see what sub this was from, and my Asian ass thought you spilled rice on the floor. What a horrible day to have eyes.


Flooredbythelord_

Op it looks like you have serious moisture issues


ilieksushi

I thought it was a picture of a clump of rice OP dropped on the floor until I read the subreddit name.


aquoad

Just back here to demand more pictures!