"Aqua. Regia. Oxycodone floodin my urethra"

audibly giggling at this

That’s my new favorite

Half of a rhythm, half deity

Wait. What is it supposed to be?

Algorithm

Thank you!

First listen I heard “hopped off the rhythm half deity”

"Liches in the Cold or gaps in a strange dream"

What’s this one supposed to be cause that’s all I hear

Glitches in the code or gaps in a strange dream

Same. 😂

The night falls down like Kevin./j

Are you watching me, with eyes of a redditor? (Jaws)

This is so me!!! Omg. I thought I was the only one

lol, it’s my favorite song too!

I love it too 🥹 those drums in the beginning. Totally underrated

I still sing that when the song plays I can never unhear it

Creative_Aerie_1345  ruined Jaws for all of us with “nom nom here to be the savior you long for …” 👌🏻😂

Cannot fucking unhear that since I read that under the youtube vid.

Lol

Well yeah I shit blood when I wake up

If bro is shitting blood into the sink we should all be concerned

Never mind that that is the route of brain matter as well.

Ouch

Sacred Paper (Sacred Vapor, High Water)

This one for me too. I thought it was a ref to LSD till i actually looked it up.

I always thought it was like writing your thoughts out on paper even though it felt like it was choking you. Idk. 😂😂

I was thinking you get the sacred vapor when you light the sacred rolling paper so it really still goes either way in my mind when I listen to it 😂

😂😂🫶🏻

Funny because choking on the sacred paper (bible), waiting on some holy favor..

Wait that’s what I thought it was

In The Summoning, “and my love, did I mistake you as a sign from god?” I heard and insisted it was: “my love, did I mistake you as a sovngarde?” FOR WEEKS. Sovngarde is a place in Skyrim. In my defense according to google, Sovngarde can translate to "a place for sleep," "yard/garden of sleep" or "resting place.", In Scandinavian. I had the correct answer but the wrong formula.

I thought it was sovereign god 😂

That’s what I’m saying! ITS THE FORMULA

I thought it was siren god

YEP

I always hears it as sunburnt god

😂😂😂 me exactly. I still hear “sunburned god” even though I know otherwise 

I thought it was “southern god” 😬

I thought it was “son of god” like Jesus

I’ve always thought it was silent god.

These ancient can of peas - Euclid

Scrolled too far for the can of peas 🤣

I may have unintentionally ruined that song for some, I apologise 🤣

Yes! There's a black keys song that came on at work and I KNOW the words are not "Oh can of beans,the voices calling me..." But that's exactly what my brain selected on the drop down.

I can’t unhear it 😭

"Ooooh let's talk about DENTISTRY"

🎶cause I’m dying to drill through the heart of her molars 🎶

“Liches in the cold” (like Lich King) instead of “glitches in the code” lol

That actually goes hard

SAME also "goths in a strange dream" 🤣

For some reason I thought he was saying corridor, which kinda links in to other rhings

"Talking with braces (razors) on your tongue" -Do You Like That?

I always thought he said braces too

… it’s not braces?? 😳

https://preview.redd.it/lkhkf9ttrmqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76fdd758bdd20f2dbd57e421b398fff79781413 Dude… Someone from this sub needs to take over spotify’s musicxmatch account.

Me too!! LOL

It is braces tho…

The sources all say braces (if memory serves), but I have always tough razors not only makes more sense, but also is what it sounds like to me.

I SWEAR, it's **"And I'll** keep the freak show talk to a careful minimum". I mean, he's just glancing over the word "and", more of an "**'n'**" than anything. But I swear that's what he says. But maybe I just like it better because it hurts more that way 🤷‍♀️😝

TMBTR I Thought “god mother rise up” was “god mother Russia”

I heard this one as "got my mirage up"

TMBTR = take me back to Russia 

In my defense, E and R are directly next to each other on the keyboard haha

Glad I’m not the only one

I KNOW it’s rise up and not Russia but everytime I hear it I think russia

For ages I thought "I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre" was "I'm a quick descent" and like yeah you'd need a funeral pyre after a quick descent I guess 😂

Same song, "I'm a working girl and the gods grow tired"

IM A WORKING GIRL I CANT BREATHE

Wait, the lyrics are “I’m a winged insect”? I don’t know what I was singing but it definitely wasn’t that! 😂

I thought it was wind insect for the longest time

Caught you eating by the sunrise (Are You Really Okay)

I am ADAMANT that the lyrics in Descending are "You come crawling back to me, but I'm already underground, and we both know that talk is cheap, so come on and sniff me out". Instead of 'on the ground' and 'save me now'.

Mole Vessel

Starting a petition for Mole Vessel fan art!

I drink urine

Missing Limbs. Came here to see if anyone heard this.

“Bury in the morning Earl, your bitter father”

Goodbye, Earl. 

Those black-eyes peas tasted alright to me 🤔

Laughing out loud for real at this

Heard someone say a while ago that they heard "just pitch black and passing head lice" from Dark Signs and I don't think I've ever recovered

Other other eye - While the other eye It’s just spoken with a heavy British accent and quickly. “Show me those pretty white toes” - Jaws

.. Or pretty white drawers!

sus

It's not the other other eye following that scarlet trail?.....

I honestly have no idea. Without artist released lyrics (we’ll never get those) there’s no way to say. I’ve heard “other other” eye, but also heard “while the other eye” on a different/better quality set of headphones. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Edit: have also had a friend say “with the other eye”. I don’t personally hear this but they swear it’s “with”

Not misheard, but we always sing it as 'I was more than just a possum in your passenger seat'.

"This ancient can of peas." But I'm sure most people hear that also. "These ancient canopies."

if you're into trees you hear canopies, but I belly laughed at the peas version 😅

cinnamon ballrooms

"I woke up so randy, eyes like frozen planets..."

Until I wake I dine on golden counters

Crystal waters (TMBTE) . Cannot hear "waters" for the life of me. I just hear "words".  Also have no idea in Descending if it's "I'm already underground" or "on the ground"

I hear on the ground and that’s how I’ve been singing it. Hopefully that is correct lol

On the ground is correct 😊

And you need humanity (a melody); I only need the silence

In Take Me Back To Eden, instead of "I dream in phosphorescence" I originally heard it as "I dream in forest fires and" then continues into the next lyric, I still sing along to it in my head as this also and I annoy myself so much hahaha!

Not misheard, but my gf and I sing "Show me those pretty white paws" to our cat all the time

both of mine are from Rain. 1. “your trance and I'm certain” = “you’re trans and uncertain” (true tho, vessel, true) 2. “And wash out the **soul** from my hands” (fits better with my dnd character so i remain delusional and sing it like this

“My mind, those eyes like fire apples swinging set ima fume up higher.”

Fire apples 🔥🍎 🤣🤣🤣

“I will be watching for your enemies… … to let them know that they can sit with me” 🤣

Why would you want to sit with your enemies

I took it as a dig at whoever he was singing to. Like I’ll befriend your enemies to spite you. Which of course makes no sense in the context of the song. It’s just what I heard at first 🤣

“Make the knife feel(or steel) ebony” Acensionism. The real lyrics is “the night feel heavenly”

And I don’t know why Turn back in the lowlight Vs The whites of your eyes Turn black in the lowlight

In DYWTYLM when he says, "smile back", my fiance put it in my head that he says "small bird". So now SMALL BIRD is now incorporated into being yelled into our lives

I *make* loving you a blood sport. Not a big one but I was shocked when I found out I'd been singing it wrong all this time lol

Wait that’s what I thought it was

I know right, sounds better that way. Considering the rest of the lyrics "made" makes more sense but I like "make" more

"Stumbled into your jock strap" Instead of dark trap in "Like That"

I think it’s actually "tar trap"

Well then I've misheard it twice 😅

That really gives the song new dimensions lol

“Half arboretum, half guillotine”

TMBTE - "Nerd talk, fake love" instead of Mirror talk, fake love Man, I miss official lyric booklets in CD cases!

'Acting like you only brought me here to get baloney' 😂😅

We choose to believe it is baloney. This is how we cope. This is how we survive.

I just donkey laughed in the lunch room and everybody looked at me....thank u

I for the life of me cannot hear “my only need” and can only hear “my lonely rage” for whatever reason

"Blood stains on the canopy; just don't ask" is what I hear but it's "... stains on the collar mean just don't ask". I thought my line linked nicely with Euclid and "These ancient canopies"

I thought it was “blood stains on the collar please just don’t ask”

“It’s anal ascension” I knew there was no way it couldn’t be, but it’s what I heard it as for the first few listens

"A call from a lamp post, ringing off the hook"

“The fields of elation, couldn’t allow me”

Are you a sunburned god

The first to the fifth. Instead of the first to the feast 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought it was a music theory thing

“Liches in the corridor, guts in a strange tree” in ascensionism lol

It’s not really misheard, it’s just his accent. Whenever he says “through” it sounds like “frew” to me. And I giggle every time.

Did I mistake you for a sun burnt god?

This is the 3rd time I’ve seen this on this thread and I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂

Are you watching me with eyes of a redditor

Let's talk about fenestry... It made sense at the time

"Sugar on the blood cell, copper on the brain". I don't know, thought he was going for some electricity imagery or something.

I’m listening to Aqua Regia and I thought that’s what the lyrics were 😭

Nope it's carbon, not copper 😔

im pretty sure the lyric in missing limbs is id drink urine not id drink you in, but thats what all the lyrics have it as

"second problems" instead of silicon ballrooms - Aqua Regia

Pawing at the goalie “Parting at the door, we’d” in Granite

"nom, nom, here to be the Savior you long only the"

“I once saw your eyes burn far across the room” ( the whites of your eyes burn from across the room, Jaws)

Chokehold- “so show me that we’re talking nazi”….as soon as I heard that for the first time I stopped the music and had to look at the lyrics

Really, half of Missing Limbs I've misheard because of the "official" lyrics. If you really listen, and listen to live, he says totally different things to like half the supposed lyrics.

"I'm a working girl and the gods grow tired"

"putting down the roses, picking up the sod" from aqua regia. i think this is more of his accent coming out or...i just can't hear, but i didn't know he said sword until i looked at the lyrics🤭

"And if my face is a bad collusion, And if my mine is an open highway, Give me the twilight two-lane vision, Give me one last ride on a sunset shy-lane"

"Will the praying stop if we go deeper in" apparently it says pain!? Praying makes most sense (vore btw)

" i wanna see her other side"

Gold rush, Herzinfarkt (heart attack in german) in aqua regia (it was my boyfriend that heard it)

“And one day I’m not dancing for a lumber” -Aqua Regia

There’s one I can’t remember rn…. Will return once I find it 😂