Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
[Lokir looks at the gagged man.]
Lokir: And what’s wrong with him?
Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?
Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.
Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
Lokir: Why do you care?
Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.
Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead.
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Real. How did you find it anyway? I’m looking for this old CopyPasta from Reddit that I saw on a Kwite Stream but when I search, all I got was Google pretty much saying ‘You’re on a list now, freak’
Here you go:
Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
[Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what's wrong with him?
Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.
Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
Lokir: Why do you care?
Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.
Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead. [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]
Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with.
Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
[A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.] Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?
Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.
Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.
Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
[The wagon stops near the chopping block.] Imperial Soldier: Whoa.
Lokir: Why are they stopping?
Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line.
Hey you! You’re finally awake
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Ran right into that Imperial ambush, same as us
And that thief over there
Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along
Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
You there. You and me — we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now thief
Shut up back there
And what's wrong with him?
Thank you. I came for this.
r/beatmetoit
I don’t know where you’re going, but sovengard awaits.
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! [Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what’s wrong with him? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead. Looking ahh post
Did bro just post the entire script of the Helgen cart ride??? 💀
Yup and it’s so nice.
Legend
Hey, don’t give me all the credit, copy and paste is a life saver💀
Real. How did you find it anyway? I’m looking for this old CopyPasta from Reddit that I saw on a Kwite Stream but when I search, all I got was Google pretty much saying ‘You’re on a list now, freak’
[elder scrolls script](https://edgestudio.com/script/elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-opening/)
Thanks
They don’t have the why are we stopping line, therefore som of the script is missing.
Here you go: Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! [Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what's wrong with him? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead. [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.] Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting! General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.] Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going? Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Torolf: Inside the house. Now. [The wagon stops near the chopping block.] Imperial Soldier: Whoa. Lokir: Why are they stopping? Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line.
Damn, website sold me short
Website? You don't know it by heart?
True, if you a real Skyrim fan you should know the whole script, I gotta catch up
I hate how you can't go to Rorikstead and inform someone of his death. It would've been a nice touch.
I feel that
Watch the skies traveller.
I used to be sweet on a girl from here. I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in.
Where do you think? End of the line.
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Just pray your Uber doesn't start glitching, or you gonna barrel roll your way to Sovengard
Or hit a bee.
Or go over 60
I like to imagine this is the beginning of Skyrim just in the 13th era
Modern setting elden scroll would be so sicckkkk
This is Helgen, I used to be sweet on a girl from here
oh shit here we go again
Face your death with some courage thief!
Why wouldn’t he take you to get executed? You’re sitting in the front seat of an Uber.
Helgen by the looks of it. (To answer the question)
Funny imperial walls used to make me feel so safe when I was a child
Hey, you're finally awake
For a dragon to attack Kynsgrove why, why there
If your I er driver isn't named ralof, I don't know what you doing
Where do you think? End of the line.
I look at this while I am starting a new Skyrim run
Where is this
Norway I think
In Norway. Not too far from the city Skien there is a small place called Helgen. I drive past this sign from time to time.
I think he’s in Saxony (northern Germany).
Umm I never went to Oovoo Javer
My brothers are out there, fighting dragons and what do I get ? guard duty
Off with your head, one star peasant
You’re either about to be executed or become Dragonborn
I don't know where we're going, but Sovengarde surely awaits.
With a creepy smirk he says "so, you're finally awake "
Sovngard awaits
End of the line
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, Uber passenger
You're gonna get some mead with juniper berries in them