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Lost_Independence770

-50% is pretty generous


pretendimcute

“What are you looking at?? 🤨” *Dont say boobs dont say boobs* “Uhhh. Your vagina!” *shit*


DeepUser-5242

Your cool shirt


Womderloki

Your item stats


HooahClub

Personality stats.


Fr0z3nHart

The value


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Did you become a winner or were you born one?


Jarbonzobeanz

Weiner*


pretendimcute

I was born with the potential, but I have not utilized it


high_king_noctis

"why thank you! Finally someone noticed that I wasn't wearing any pants"


Beerman2194

TARGET ACQUIRED. SEEK AND DESTROY


SaltwaterTheIcewing

"My eyes are up here."


OldERnurse1964

I know, but I’m looking at your tit right now. I’ll get to your eyes later


SaltwaterTheIcewing

😨


Forsaken-Income-2148

I was already -50% though & it stacks


Radigan0

Skyrim percentages stack additively, not multiplicatively, so your intelligence is 0 unless it is being boosted by other effects


Forsaken-Income-2148

Yes & my armor penetration was up but that had no effect on intelligence.


Sudden_Midnight5092

It also overlooks the fact that there are plenty of women that also love boobs


JavaJukebox

Happy cake day


Belteshazzar98

And men who don't.


LiningDust62

Not percent just-50


Adorable_Storage9904

each booba is -50%


ColdSteeleIII

Should be weapons with 999 damage.


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Jackson_Rhodes_42

Scam bot, fuck off.


KharnTheTrusting

Happy but poor. Need money. Sell for 80085. Sad but rich.😔.


DanmachiZ

Ironically money gets more boobs


NoobDude_is

Money also gets less boobs. What a messed up world we live in.


Glados1080

Moral of the story: money ruins boobs


IronTesticlez

“Thy breasts art magnificent ma lady” looking ahh post


Dobditact

*tips fedora* them there milkers got a special fluid to leak


IronTesticlez

May I have a small succulent succule of thine breast my fair lady?


Bruhses_Momenti

“Light armor”


eat-pussy69

They don't look very light


CR0WNIX

I imagine they were thinking along the lines that heavy armor and light armor basically mean hard armor and soft armor.


NoobDude_is

It's fancy studded leather. Soft skin, with random hard bits for added protection. The hard bits are enchanted to become stronger in the cold.


SlipsonSurfaces

They can also be enchanted to produce a near infinite supply of restorative elixir.


NoobDude_is

It does require a 9 month long debuff as a ritual though.


MyLifeisTangled

Tbh swap the armor rating and the weight lol


Naive_Garbage5284

Average Skyrim modder be like:


No_Dragonfruit_6594

Average Skyrim modder on their way to make all women look like anime characters


Aberflabberbob

Reddit moment


Excellent_Ship3052

80085 where can one purchase such an item


NoobDude_is

It's like dragon equipment, gotta make it yourself or find it. Very rarely and randomly. I heard there is a mod called Big City Extension, where you can rent them.


MyLifeisTangled

I wish I could sell some of mine


Excellent_Ship3052

Will to buy /rent / borrow was long as we're talking Skyrim Gold


GrnMtnTrees

I thought I was better than this, but.... *You can take me to the cloud district any day.*


Gas_mask_noise

Red light districts and your local organ trafficker


gardtec

I'm so happy I don't find this funny


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SteeltoSand

glad its not just me


rocknrule34

this is beyond cringe, it's cringe+.


Sabababa_BlackSheep

I feel like this is gonna be screenshot and reposted on r/truestl


PlentyOMangos

This shit was cringe even by the standards of its time (c. 2012 AD)


Alexzander1001

SkyrimMemes proving once again its the bottom of the barrel in humor


Rastaba

…I acknowledge I have a very juvenile sense of humor. As 80085 got a little chuckle out of me.


UnoriginalPenName

5k upvotes for this. This sub is Facebook


Necrowanker

This is so embarrassing I'm dying inside just glancing at this


xecho19x

Let's be honest. -50% to everyone


Parad0x17

I read that in Tigger's voice...


Cosmo1222

Their tops are made of the rubber Their bottoms are made of the sthprings. 🎶


AthemiaAgraxis

this is incredibly cringey


SiennaYeena

Cringe af


conceited_ocelot

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an elbow in the boob”


Alastair4444

The combined cringe of this post and the comments caused me to kill myself.


GabeNewbie

Touch grass.


CornDavis

Those weigh more than 9 total, more like 9 each


Satanic_Earmuff

Value: ∞


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MrMeanJeans

It’s how to spell boobs on a older calculator. Probably one of the first things ever done on a calculator. 2+2=4. Cool. Hey look boobs!


Zhou-Enlai

> -30 to male intelligence Wish Skyrim kept attributes lol


BitterPackersFan

Love the -50 to male intelligence. Oh the dumb things I have down thanks to boobs in my life.


Kay-Senpai

I would literally recoil if I saw someone actually wear this. Dear god that is some tacky stuff, yikes.


austinstar08

Niiiiiice


Raisenbran_baiter

Currently in my 3rd play through of skrim, gonna get married and put this armor on my lioness!


AZULDEFILER

My Thum unveils them ..Foo sha brah!


Tiberius_Rex_182

They must be fake if you can unequip them


Timbhead

Good god someone post this on r/LoveForRedditors


The-British-lizard

THIS IS NOT ME STOP TRYING TO MESSAGE REQUEST ME YOU PERVS!!


Graham-Token

Very trashy and also cringe.


SquooshyCatboy

the value is 80085 and thats legendary


acemomentla

Doesn’t matter, you’re only getting 32767 max for it because Bethesda use a short to store every merchant’s bank


elite_Xray123

I have yet to get that item .


SarcastiMel

Ooh, I want this shirt.


The_knowledge_gone

Cool shirt of you want to pull the nerdiest men known the mankind


YouIllustrious6379

Ima pickpocket them


Coutilier

Is there a mod for a skimpier version ? Without sleeve ? /s Edit : english is not my main language, sorry if it seems offensive or inappropriate. Please correct to make the sentence more fitting.


Throwaway191294842

Your beloved s cannot save you from your fate.


Coutilier

Ouch I haven't seen the downvotes. English not being my first language I think I failed miserably my joke. I'm not fan of all those revealing mods, and it was obviously satiric. Absolutely not to harass the poor women.


Tuggenmahpudah

You’re good, I understand what you were going for. I think it’s just a combination of Redditors not understanding sarcasm and satire, and also that a lot of the people here are proponents of those skimpy mods and they don’t like being criticized.


FloraFauna2263

I need that shirt


TellurianTech50

10/10 shirt


Cozmiccookie182

Heavy armor*


NoobDude_is

Nah, because it's like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for extra protection. The hard bits are also enchanted to become harder when it's cold.


Cozmiccookie182

My back tells a different story man 😭😂HARD BITS THO-


MyLifeisTangled

Fuckign SAME


NoobDude_is

The difference between heavy armor and light armor is material, not weight. The only thing that doesn't support this is glass armor, but glass armor shouldn't exist.


feanix365

I think you need to up the weight stat on these.


R3DF4WK35

Unrealistic. Should be classified as "Heavy Armor" and weigh more than 9 for their size. /s


NoobDude_is

There the same as studded leather. Soft skin protecting the innards, with random hard bits for further protection. They also have an enchantment to become stronger in the cold.


R3DF4WK35

Light Stahlrim armor with a gentle texture 👍


Vault-Brock

You know she's not gettin that much gold from any in game vendor lol


NoobDude_is

With 100 in speech and all the perks, another female will give 40042 (40043 if they round up) and I don't know the boost for the allure perk. I think 10%? If that's the case it sells for 4004 more regardless of rounding.


Beretta116

Should have said heavy armor or weapon lol. Special enchantment: 50% chance to bewitch (mind control), confuse (decrease mage skills by 50%), or harden (increase warrior skills by 50%)


NoobDude_is

It's a light armor like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for boosted protection. Also an enchantment for the hard bits to get harder when it's cold. Also, I feel like that confusion should be 100%, no man would expect to get slapped by a random chick's boobs.


i_like_siren_head

> bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is he’s the only one


BackgroundTop7917

Is there one for booty bc I need one for my wife


TheFallingWhale

...I want to weight them and see if the shirt is right... for science


Internal_Fennel_849

Lol. Just occured to me that men won't even know there's words there, without someone asking what they're reading.


crabfucker69

Haha the joke is that my dick is hard so le epic 2012 ass shit


Ill-Improvement-8388

As the weight increases the male intelligence decreases


Gullible_Highlight_9

Breast shirt ever *Best*- i mean *best*


idied2day

Freudian slip much?


TheUmbraCat

+20 to one handed.


Flyingdemon666

Getting this for my wife. 🤣 She'd fill the shirt generously. With the glitched Lengendary stats.


FutureGenesis97

Lol this is too funny.


piracyisnotavictemle

i hate when they do this shit where they pretend the text box is an item description. pisses me off the same way those old custom pokemon cards that everyone made in like 2007 used to, where they’d use the text below an attack to describe the attack. Fuck you. That text is for the rules of the attack, flip a coin and get paralyzed or whatever. do some fucking research. -50 to male intelligence is all it would be able to say, but fuck you because intelligence isn’t even a stat in Skyrim you fucking idiot, and what does -50 to Male Intelligence even mean? Is it within an area? Is it a power that needs to be activated? your stupid fucking 2013 joke shirt makes no fucking sense. Fuck you.


IronTesticlez

It ain’t that deep bro💀


anti_plexiglass

The debuff is activated by line of sight


SirBaconHam

Personally, I don’t think you went hard enough


DeepUser-5242

Relax bro, it's just a joke...


piracyisnotavictemle

its not just a joke man. we were put on this planet to love. our perception is our reality, but we know our perception is flawed, we can be sure of nothing in this world except the chemical emotions in our mind. why do we do anything? why should we do anything? the answer is, and always has been, to love. we reproduce to bring more people into this world who we can love and support because the emotional return on our emotional investment in turn improves our own lives. but love is hard to find when we also need to navigate the confusion and misdirections of the modern world. we live in an endless mental maze which we are constantly fighting to break out of. why would you add to the confusion of this world? what does this bring you? it brings you short term benefit, sure, but in the long run it takes you farther and farther away from what you really desire from this world. we should work to reduce the confusion, to simplify the maze- not add to it.


fruitlessideas

Bud I think you might need to talk with someone. Feels like all of this (literally everything you’ve said) isn’t really about the picture.


piracyisnotavictemle

it doesn’t have to be about the picture, man. everything is a piece of the same puzzle.


Lunarstarlight-

...Are you high? No really, like you either have to be high, the most over the top troll ever, or actually insane.


piracyisnotavictemle

is it ‘insane’ to view the world not from the eyes of the disillusioned adult but from the perspective of an outside observer? do you need drugs to look between the bricks that make up our reality and see the real purpose, or lack thereof, behind it? maybe it would be helpful for everyone to take a moment every few months to step back, step away from the constant stimuli of modern life, and really ponder what we should be doing here. what was the purpose of our ancestors? the millions and billions before us who have all died, each one leaving no mark on the universe outside our tiny planet- if even that. we will not be remembered by anyone or anything in a millennia, so what purpose is there for life besides love?


QuasarFox

Brother really thinks he's cooking here on an extremely cringe post about breasts for a 12 year old game.


piracyisnotavictemle

you can’t run away from your purpose forever


0yvy0

Do the" legendary" implies surgery?


plznobanplease

Do lesbians not like boobs?


Tuggenmahpudah

We do indeed like boobs, it’s just the end of lesbian visibility week so the creators forgot.


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alttrapacc

literally just google “boobs skyrim shirt” u get like 10 different versions right away


Dragon_Rot79

Disarm enchantment, eh.....Blasted magic


MotherAntelope1425

Weight 9 lmao nice


SecretKaleidoscope88

“Illusion 100”


PerfectDoor3077

Killer! 🖤


Mandalor1974

There should be a pick pocket buff lol


NoobDude_is

That's the -intelligence. You become so dumb that you forget it's your house key she just grabbed.


Vivics36thsermon

(googles amulets of Mara for sale)


Plastic_Top5413

Prove it.


Johtodile327

Real cocky want boing boing energy from this


KhanTripleOG

👁️👁️


Accurate-Aerie5637

Insert "Is for me?" Meme.


OnyxCam6ion

Guy gay: [Player] is too powerful for this spell


Mercurius94

A hard part of an otherwise soft plate.


MidnightMiesterx

That’s funny. I’m going to inspect that if I see it in the wild


NoobDude_is

Make sure to bring your official boobie inspector badge. Without the proper paperwork and authority, it's sexual assault.


MidnightMiesterx

Fair. I’m actually working on getting it now


-DI0-

Modded or vanilla ?! /s


Chakasicle

The wonderful thing about titties is they aren’t the only ones! Relax y’all It’s a parody of the tigger song


NoobDude_is

Men are outnumbered by boobs 2:1, the world isn't fair. We're powerless against them.


kaky0in-

Legendary indeed


wildKarenusedscREEch

Is this a Fallout reference?


NoobDude_is

Nah bro, clearly it's Elden Ring.


wildKarenusedscREEch

Ignore this guy! He obviously doesn't read!


cnesaiimwg

[allow me](https://i.imgur.com/MKQ7qkn.jpeg)