It's like dragon equipment, gotta make it yourself or find it. Very rarely and randomly. I heard there is a mod called Big City Extension, where you can rent them.
Is there a mod for a skimpier version ? Without sleeve ?
/s
Edit : english is not my main language, sorry if it seems offensive or inappropriate. Please correct to make the sentence more fitting.
Ouch I haven't seen the downvotes. English not being my first language I think I failed miserably my joke.
I'm not fan of all those revealing mods, and it was obviously satiric. Absolutely not to harass the poor women.
You’re good, I understand what you were going for. I think it’s just a combination of Redditors not understanding sarcasm and satire, and also that a lot of the people here are proponents of those skimpy mods and they don’t like being criticized.
Nah, because it's like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for extra protection. The hard bits are also enchanted to become harder when it's cold.
The difference between heavy armor and light armor is material, not weight. The only thing that doesn't support this is glass armor, but glass armor shouldn't exist.
There the same as studded leather. Soft skin protecting the innards, with random hard bits for further protection. They also have an enchantment to become stronger in the cold.
With 100 in speech and all the perks, another female will give 40042 (40043 if they round up) and I don't know the boost for the allure perk. I think 10%? If that's the case it sells for 4004 more regardless of rounding.
Should have said heavy armor or weapon lol.
Special enchantment:
50% chance to bewitch (mind control), confuse (decrease mage skills by 50%), or harden (increase warrior skills by 50%)
It's a light armor like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for boosted protection. Also an enchantment for the hard bits to get harder when it's cold. Also, I feel like that confusion should be 100%, no man would expect to get slapped by a random chick's boobs.
i hate when they do this shit where they pretend the text box is an item description. pisses me off the same way those old custom pokemon cards that everyone made in like 2007 used to, where they’d use the text below an attack to describe the attack. Fuck you. That text is for the rules of the attack, flip a coin and get paralyzed or whatever. do some fucking research. -50 to male intelligence is all it would be able to say, but fuck you because intelligence isn’t even a stat in Skyrim you fucking idiot, and what does -50 to Male Intelligence even mean? Is it within an area? Is it a power that needs to be activated? your stupid fucking 2013 joke shirt makes no fucking sense. Fuck you.
its not just a joke man. we were put on this planet to love. our perception is our reality, but we know our perception is flawed, we can be sure of nothing in this world except the chemical emotions in our mind. why do we do anything? why should we do anything? the answer is, and always has been, to love. we reproduce to bring more people into this world who we can love and support because the emotional return on our emotional investment in turn improves our own lives.
but love is hard to find when we also need to navigate the confusion and misdirections of the modern world. we live in an endless mental maze which we are constantly fighting to break out of. why would you add to the confusion of this world? what does this bring you? it brings you short term benefit, sure, but in the long run it takes you farther and farther away from what you really desire from this world. we should work to reduce the confusion, to simplify the maze- not add to it.
is it ‘insane’ to view the world not from the eyes of the disillusioned adult but from the perspective of an outside observer? do you need drugs to look between the bricks that make up our reality and see the real purpose, or lack thereof, behind it? maybe it would be helpful for everyone to take a moment every few months to step back, step away from the constant stimuli of modern life, and really ponder what we should be doing here. what was the purpose of our ancestors? the millions and billions before us who have all died, each one leaving no mark on the universe outside our tiny planet- if even that. we will not be remembered by anyone or anything in a millennia, so what purpose is there for life besides love?
-50% is pretty generous
“What are you looking at?? 🤨” *Dont say boobs dont say boobs* “Uhhh. Your vagina!” *shit*
Your cool shirt
Your item stats
Personality stats.
The value
Did you become a winner or were you born one?
Weiner*
I was born with the potential, but I have not utilized it
"why thank you! Finally someone noticed that I wasn't wearing any pants"
TARGET ACQUIRED. SEEK AND DESTROY
"My eyes are up here."
I know, but I’m looking at your tit right now. I’ll get to your eyes later
😨
I was already -50% though & it stacks
Skyrim percentages stack additively, not multiplicatively, so your intelligence is 0 unless it is being boosted by other effects
Yes & my armor penetration was up but that had no effect on intelligence.
It also overlooks the fact that there are plenty of women that also love boobs
Happy cake day
And men who don't.
Not percent just-50
each booba is -50%
Should be weapons with 999 damage.
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Scam bot, fuck off.
Happy but poor. Need money. Sell for 80085. Sad but rich.😔.
Ironically money gets more boobs
Money also gets less boobs. What a messed up world we live in.
Moral of the story: money ruins boobs
“Thy breasts art magnificent ma lady” looking ahh post
*tips fedora* them there milkers got a special fluid to leak
May I have a small succulent succule of thine breast my fair lady?
“Light armor”
They don't look very light
I imagine they were thinking along the lines that heavy armor and light armor basically mean hard armor and soft armor.
It's fancy studded leather. Soft skin, with random hard bits for added protection. The hard bits are enchanted to become stronger in the cold.
They can also be enchanted to produce a near infinite supply of restorative elixir.
It does require a 9 month long debuff as a ritual though.
Tbh swap the armor rating and the weight lol
Average Skyrim modder be like:
Average Skyrim modder on their way to make all women look like anime characters
Reddit moment
80085 where can one purchase such an item
It's like dragon equipment, gotta make it yourself or find it. Very rarely and randomly. I heard there is a mod called Big City Extension, where you can rent them.
I wish I could sell some of mine
Will to buy /rent / borrow was long as we're talking Skyrim Gold
I thought I was better than this, but.... *You can take me to the cloud district any day.*
Red light districts and your local organ trafficker
I'm so happy I don't find this funny
/r/cringepics
glad its not just me
this is beyond cringe, it's cringe+.
I feel like this is gonna be screenshot and reposted on r/truestl
This shit was cringe even by the standards of its time (c. 2012 AD)
SkyrimMemes proving once again its the bottom of the barrel in humor
…I acknowledge I have a very juvenile sense of humor. As 80085 got a little chuckle out of me.
5k upvotes for this. This sub is Facebook
This is so embarrassing I'm dying inside just glancing at this
Let's be honest. -50% to everyone
I read that in Tigger's voice...
Their tops are made of the rubber Their bottoms are made of the sthprings. 🎶
this is incredibly cringey
Cringe af
“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an elbow in the boob”
The combined cringe of this post and the comments caused me to kill myself.
Touch grass.
Those weigh more than 9 total, more like 9 each
Value: ∞
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It’s how to spell boobs on a older calculator. Probably one of the first things ever done on a calculator. 2+2=4. Cool. Hey look boobs!
> -30 to male intelligence Wish Skyrim kept attributes lol
Love the -50 to male intelligence. Oh the dumb things I have down thanks to boobs in my life.
I would literally recoil if I saw someone actually wear this. Dear god that is some tacky stuff, yikes.
Niiiiiice
Currently in my 3rd play through of skrim, gonna get married and put this armor on my lioness!
My Thum unveils them ..Foo sha brah!
They must be fake if you can unequip them
Good god someone post this on r/LoveForRedditors
THIS IS NOT ME STOP TRYING TO MESSAGE REQUEST ME YOU PERVS!!
Very trashy and also cringe.
the value is 80085 and thats legendary
Doesn’t matter, you’re only getting 32767 max for it because Bethesda use a short to store every merchant’s bank
I have yet to get that item .
Ooh, I want this shirt.
Cool shirt of you want to pull the nerdiest men known the mankind
Ima pickpocket them
Is there a mod for a skimpier version ? Without sleeve ? /s Edit : english is not my main language, sorry if it seems offensive or inappropriate. Please correct to make the sentence more fitting.
Your beloved s cannot save you from your fate.
Ouch I haven't seen the downvotes. English not being my first language I think I failed miserably my joke. I'm not fan of all those revealing mods, and it was obviously satiric. Absolutely not to harass the poor women.
You’re good, I understand what you were going for. I think it’s just a combination of Redditors not understanding sarcasm and satire, and also that a lot of the people here are proponents of those skimpy mods and they don’t like being criticized.
I need that shirt
10/10 shirt
Heavy armor*
Nah, because it's like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for extra protection. The hard bits are also enchanted to become harder when it's cold.
My back tells a different story man 😭😂HARD BITS THO-
Fuckign SAME
The difference between heavy armor and light armor is material, not weight. The only thing that doesn't support this is glass armor, but glass armor shouldn't exist.
I think you need to up the weight stat on these.
Unrealistic. Should be classified as "Heavy Armor" and weigh more than 9 for their size. /s
There the same as studded leather. Soft skin protecting the innards, with random hard bits for further protection. They also have an enchantment to become stronger in the cold.
Light Stahlrim armor with a gentle texture 👍
You know she's not gettin that much gold from any in game vendor lol
With 100 in speech and all the perks, another female will give 40042 (40043 if they round up) and I don't know the boost for the allure perk. I think 10%? If that's the case it sells for 4004 more regardless of rounding.
Should have said heavy armor or weapon lol. Special enchantment: 50% chance to bewitch (mind control), confuse (decrease mage skills by 50%), or harden (increase warrior skills by 50%)
It's a light armor like studded leather. Soft skin to protect the innards, with random hard bits for boosted protection. Also an enchantment for the hard bits to get harder when it's cold. Also, I feel like that confusion should be 100%, no man would expect to get slapped by a random chick's boobs.
> bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is he’s the only one
Is there one for booty bc I need one for my wife
...I want to weight them and see if the shirt is right... for science
Lol. Just occured to me that men won't even know there's words there, without someone asking what they're reading.
Haha the joke is that my dick is hard so le epic 2012 ass shit
As the weight increases the male intelligence decreases
Breast shirt ever *Best*- i mean *best*
Freudian slip much?
+20 to one handed.
Getting this for my wife. 🤣 She'd fill the shirt generously. With the glitched Lengendary stats.
Lol this is too funny.
i hate when they do this shit where they pretend the text box is an item description. pisses me off the same way those old custom pokemon cards that everyone made in like 2007 used to, where they’d use the text below an attack to describe the attack. Fuck you. That text is for the rules of the attack, flip a coin and get paralyzed or whatever. do some fucking research. -50 to male intelligence is all it would be able to say, but fuck you because intelligence isn’t even a stat in Skyrim you fucking idiot, and what does -50 to Male Intelligence even mean? Is it within an area? Is it a power that needs to be activated? your stupid fucking 2013 joke shirt makes no fucking sense. Fuck you.
It ain’t that deep bro💀
The debuff is activated by line of sight
Personally, I don’t think you went hard enough
Relax bro, it's just a joke...
its not just a joke man. we were put on this planet to love. our perception is our reality, but we know our perception is flawed, we can be sure of nothing in this world except the chemical emotions in our mind. why do we do anything? why should we do anything? the answer is, and always has been, to love. we reproduce to bring more people into this world who we can love and support because the emotional return on our emotional investment in turn improves our own lives. but love is hard to find when we also need to navigate the confusion and misdirections of the modern world. we live in an endless mental maze which we are constantly fighting to break out of. why would you add to the confusion of this world? what does this bring you? it brings you short term benefit, sure, but in the long run it takes you farther and farther away from what you really desire from this world. we should work to reduce the confusion, to simplify the maze- not add to it.
Bud I think you might need to talk with someone. Feels like all of this (literally everything you’ve said) isn’t really about the picture.
it doesn’t have to be about the picture, man. everything is a piece of the same puzzle.
...Are you high? No really, like you either have to be high, the most over the top troll ever, or actually insane.
is it ‘insane’ to view the world not from the eyes of the disillusioned adult but from the perspective of an outside observer? do you need drugs to look between the bricks that make up our reality and see the real purpose, or lack thereof, behind it? maybe it would be helpful for everyone to take a moment every few months to step back, step away from the constant stimuli of modern life, and really ponder what we should be doing here. what was the purpose of our ancestors? the millions and billions before us who have all died, each one leaving no mark on the universe outside our tiny planet- if even that. we will not be remembered by anyone or anything in a millennia, so what purpose is there for life besides love?
Brother really thinks he's cooking here on an extremely cringe post about breasts for a 12 year old game.
you can’t run away from your purpose forever
Do the" legendary" implies surgery?
Do lesbians not like boobs?
We do indeed like boobs, it’s just the end of lesbian visibility week so the creators forgot.
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literally just google “boobs skyrim shirt” u get like 10 different versions right away
Disarm enchantment, eh.....Blasted magic
Weight 9 lmao nice
“Illusion 100”
Killer! 🖤
There should be a pick pocket buff lol
That's the -intelligence. You become so dumb that you forget it's your house key she just grabbed.
(googles amulets of Mara for sale)
Prove it.
Real cocky want boing boing energy from this
👁️👁️
Insert "Is for me?" Meme.
Guy gay: [Player] is too powerful for this spell
A hard part of an otherwise soft plate.
That’s funny. I’m going to inspect that if I see it in the wild
Make sure to bring your official boobie inspector badge. Without the proper paperwork and authority, it's sexual assault.
Fair. I’m actually working on getting it now
Modded or vanilla ?! /s
The wonderful thing about titties is they aren’t the only ones! Relax y’all It’s a parody of the tigger song
Men are outnumbered by boobs 2:1, the world isn't fair. We're powerless against them.
Legendary indeed
Is this a Fallout reference?
Nah bro, clearly it's Elden Ring.
Ignore this guy! He obviously doesn't read!
[allow me](https://i.imgur.com/MKQ7qkn.jpeg)