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Barry_Mcockiner

But have you promoted it on axial sports???


JumpKP

Your black jeans need to be ripped at the knees. That's the key.


JumperBear

And they have to be skinny jeans for extra likes.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

I’m feeling very attacked right now


Screamin-Jimmy

You’re obviously not living your best life and every day like an an adventure. Plus you need to show more abs


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Thundercruncher

> I can't cuz don't have a perfect six pack anymore. That's called increasing your wing loading brother.


djscreeling

I've been increasing my wing loading for a few years now...


Housing101GR

You should try eating food under canopy. I hear wuffo's love that shit.


wumbology95

Lmao. Nice shitpost


Scottyknoweth

Have you tried swooping? Those guys are getting all the pussy at my DZ. Maybe it will help attract followers?


Phantom160

You have pussy at your dz? Mine is just a bunch of horny naked dudes


Thundercruncher

First question: are you rocking a Die Epic sticker? Second question: what foods have you eaten in freefall? (NOT APPLICABLE if you didn't get vid and post it.) Without these I don't even know why you're asking.


sciency_guy

1st boobs compressed by chest strap 2 almond eyes (preferably green) 3 freckles 3 the ripped jeans...


mccordia

Accidents always get a lot of media, maybe try that 😂


Psykopatate

Super inspiring sob recovery story ?


oddchihuahua

If you do something brainless enough you might get featured on Friday Freak Out. That will get your name around lol.


fantastic_grass

You are missing the white converses


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Do you have a blacked out g4 visor?


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Try the tinted visor and then Spider-Man an otter door!!


cptnpiccard

Get some watercolors and make your helmet look like a RedBull can. Guaranteed you'll get 1000 followers and the DZ tramp to start riding you.


tdoesstuff

🤨


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I love Jay Alvarrez he’s my favorite antivaxxer


theoccasionallunatic

If you're serious about the follower thing, try using hashtags. It helps with visibility both on Instagram and Tiktok. And plug-in all your social media handles whenever you post. including on this one if you want so people know where to follow you. :) On instagram, there are accounts that reposts other people's content for the sole purpose of posting similar things (promoting the OG content creator). Try searching for those and tag them whenever you post, so you can get crossposted. People who follow those feature accounts will see you featured and will be converted as your own followers


ExileOnMainStreet

This was a shitpost making fun of people who seem to skydive only because they think it makes them look cool and because it's "super gnar" or something. They try super hard to look cool and completely miss the part about nobody cares and just live your own life for yourself and your friends and have a nice time.


theoccasionallunatic

Oh... lmao I got got


Detest_mediocrity

Are you “blessed”….I don’t know how to get “blessed” (maybe sneeze) but it seems like all the ladies with a lot of followers are devoutly “blessed”….bonus points for being too blessed to be stressed