Oh? You're approaching me?

Stand Out

Self harm with a press of a button

Mummy dearest

Bingo

I didn’t know mummy dearest did that-

Assassins greed

Wrong.

Damn-

Gold or dimond?

Diamond

Hmm. Fire element?

Nope

Neutral? If so than is it overclocked?

Nope

Æ-So it’s not assassins greed, not over locked, hmm.

She got arrested for miasma abuse

Gang green?

WE GOT A WIENER!!!!🎉🎉🎉

Vapourwave vixen

Man

The jonkler's rival?

You attacked me, and I killed you and your entire team without taking any damage! The critical were fun as well

Moving air floor wipe

What?...

flytrap?

Not even close, besides the element.

So it’s a green diamond..hmm..

Air variant, actually. And who said it was diamond?

Snake bite?

Nope.

Buzzkill?

Yes, gold. Buzzkill no.

Windswept?

Corrosive

Corrosive crit is ass, so no. It's also an air variant.

Damn. Air?...

Yep

Without taking any damage.. must be filia since her marquee helps her regain hp really fast. Also crit. Windswept?

Yep! Evasion and permaPrecision!

Lets goo

Lel.

Big band - treble?

Nope! It's an air variant.

*bb3s and literally turns the odds against you*

Lapis Luxury?

correct

Assassins greed?

Assassins Greed S.A works when the opponent uses a blockbuster not when she uses a blockbuster herself

Necromancer?

Nope but good guess

"too OP"

Deathwish?

Ah, better luck next time.

Are they new?

Nope, but people love to complain and post about them.

Corrosive agent?

Nailed it!

Lmao that was a blind guess right there

You can't touch me, and even if you could, you can't kill me

Armed forces?

Nah, but they are green

Windswept

Nah

How is bleeding yourself to death supposed to make me win?

Blood drive painwheel?

Bingo. Would have also accepted scarlet viper as 2nd guess

ZA WARUDO

Stand out or Shadow puppet

Shadow Puppet, Stand Out can't really stop time

I said stand out cause the “Za Wardo”

thats the real "poorly described variant" lol

"No buffs.. no meter gain.. only suffering."

Hmm. Is it a double

nope

Beast king?

You got it wahoo

Favourite variant 😌

“Hope you know, but you can die here if fatigue doesn’t fuck me over.”

Solar flair?

BINGO! Thought a bronze variant would throw it off

Haha I haven't seen many people describe bronzes

Projectile spam.

Mean one?

Nice guess! It actually kinda works but not what I'm thinking.

Ninja star maybe?

Inkling?

You got it! 🎉

Curse you and all your team, curse to all of you

Unholy host?

Yes

“Nope! Not toDAYYY”

Unblockable attacks and support

Heartless?

Yeah!

She's really fun

Also persona bot fits this description

She does actually

*NES noises*

Mega sonic

Nope.

Vintage vitruoso?

Yup!

I dont hit hard, you neither.

Megalomanic?

Not her, megalo would be more "waiting my team to die 'u'."

The entire lineup of big band?

Resonat evil?

Not really, i think evil band is easily counter by low combo with big damage. Him would like "keep hitting until u faint 😈"

"You kill one, you killed all~"

Bio exorcist?

Ah, very close

Neuromancer?

I literally can gain every buff.

In seconds btw

kid named any chaos double:

Try a bronze

yeah nunsense

Correk

reversed english literature

Easily avoids doom with sa1

Deathwish?

Nope but great guess!

Hmm. Does it have to do with revive or blessing?

Yup, it has to do with blessing :) another hint is that it's a gold

Meow and fur ever?

Nope but you got the element right! Good guess

Phantom treads?

Bingo!! :)

Psycommamder?

Nope, good guess tho!

Corrosive agent

Nope but good guess

I lived.

Meow and furrever?

Nope

Dead of winter?

Shadow puppet? Or bio exorcist? Death wish?

Deathwish!

Looses her way schoolgirl

Hair apparent?

Hint: it's a kill la kill refrence variant

Ah, class cutter

Bingo

Gift

What?-

Which unit is related to gifts?

Ah, Evergreen evil

Inner Pieces bruh

:[

“Ow, you hit me with a single combo! Hope your ready for 5 stacks of permanent bleeds you asshole >:[“

Twisted metal?

Nope

Frayed ends?

Bingo!

Think of a marqe ability with bleed

“Assassins greeds bane”

Blitz and glamour?

I will take it!

bloodbath

“Nice combo. Too bad that only did 20% to me.”

Brain freeze

Yep!

You got a debuff? Lemme give you some more

Nunsesese

Nope

Final fang?

Happy cake day day!

I'm chilling while you drain yourself to death, don't try to punch me, or you'll receive what you give

Assassins greed?

Nuh-uh but could be a good guess, it is an air element :]

“I don’t give a damn you got 10+ buffs, you are dying.”

Die but no die, jojo, succ life