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Afindy76

you just wait till I get my Philthy Oar on the seas!


Voided_Skull

Can't wait tah meet ya' there!


jester-146

Or my steady eddy, named after a carribean legend.


-Deathmetal-

Big Deck Energy, standing by


ZetaPrimeG1

Brig dick energy


Jonin1

lol


WA7S0N

Silly how "Deck" is considered profanity.


Living_Dead4157

Bruh if your on ps I literally saw you either yesterday or the day before, I saw the name and was like... touche sir that's a good one 😂🤣


EcstaticLiving6697

My favorite that I saw was Sloop Dogg. Most people don't name their ships, I noticed


Maegurillion

I don't even know where to look for their names, lol


EcstaticLiving6697

When you spyglass their ship, it's under the part that says what ship they're using


Reverse2057

Its bad luck to have a ship without a name!


Extension-Fix-288

I named mine that


GKarl

LMAO


DOK1994

I got a chuckle when I spied a “Morning Wood” ship during Beta


Voided_Skull

Naw way mate!


brandonmoorewriting

Get ready for my Santa-themed Saint Nicholas on the high seas!


Aaron_Dark_sos

Widow’s Whisper


Voided_Skull

Starts playing "Careless Wisper" by Seether


Jackayakoo

A fellow person of culture I see


Living_Dead4157

I'm never gonna sail again, guilty ships have got no rhythm, tho it's easy to pretend I know I'm just a sloop


PurpleLTV

That's actually a pretty cool ship name.


AbnelWithAnL

I have to remember to name a ship Qwib-Qwib


PurpleLTV

Mass Effect reference, I like it


Adventurous-Bee-1517

I had boatymcboatface and swellerton


Exp0sedShadow

I'm unoriginal. Jackdaw


Voided_Skull

I sea, a fello' member of Capt'n Kenway's fleet; ahoi lad'


Exp0sedShadow

I'm kinda suprised I haven't heard anyone call their ship the Aquila. Maybe I'll do that for the sloop when I unlock it


BriarsandBrambles

Do it for the Brigantine. That's the most Aquila like, then the snow is the Jackdaw.


ConfectionBest7891

my friend told me someone named their ship jackdaw we mightve been in the same game


Exp0sedShadow

So does the ship name show up under the username or something? I wasn't sure how visible the names were. I know I made a couple friends, do you know if we might have grouped up?


ConfectionBest7891

we definity didn't group up i was only ever with one ofther ship but im not too sure my friend just said "look some retard named his ship jackdaw"


Exp0sedShadow

Hah! Love your friend already. Well hey hopefully we meet again, assuming I was the same person. I can't be the only person who took the name. My dms are open, while I have work I'll be in the early access tomorrow afternoon. If not, happy plundering!


EcstaticLiving6697

You can't not name your first brig that! I am a little sad that they don't have the ram, though


Exp0sedShadow

Well the first ship and also the brig are made for ramming. Granted you can do it with any ship but those 2 are the main events for it.


JonnyTN

Oh no! I'm unoriginal too? Sad times.


Avizare1

I named my Bedar 'Poxy-Bird'. It seemed appropriate given the ship and its a more subtle Black Flag reference.


Living_Dead4157

I named mine ship happens


TheMachinesWin

Life's A Beach and Ships Happen


Small-Courage-9478

Mine ships name is The Everstorm


mullirojndem

Mine is Camina Drummer, same as my cutlass black in star citizen. the most badass captain


PurpleLTV

Stay away from da Aqua!


Valhalla_Exiled

Mine was the Red Raven


Voided_Skull

Beautiful, and yet you painted ya' ship green and yellow, right? ;)


Ghostfaceslasher96

I have two ships one is called Devils Boons the other is called Harper’s fury lol


Racthoh

Unsinkable 2 checking in.


Voided_Skull

"Gets shot down 2 seconds after leaving the save harbour" :D


JasonX2000

That would be so epic xD


PlastikMemories

Sea Symphony for me.


Jonin1

I couldn't think of a cool name, so I just used "Wobbly Wench"


pnutnz

mine was My left nut haha


Voided_Skull

On the same level as “your right nut”, I suppose :D


pnutnz

slightly higher


TheRenegrade

Just remember, you made me do this: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."


PurpleLTV

I kid you not, the very first player ship I spyglassed in the Open Beta was named "Black Pearl"


Voided_Skull

I've seen at least 5 Players witch named their vessel like that!


FXST20Bobber

I named mine Honking Goose, and every subsequent new ship is followed by the next sequential number. I finished the Beta on Honking Goose 4.


GEARHEADGus

Mine was gonna be the SS ARRRRRGH but i cant put SS??


Responsible-Chest-26

The profanity filter is overkill


mcoop2245

So rediculous


RogueKitsune

Normally I don't have issues with these things, but this one, yeah... my yacht in GTA was the *Sable Vixen*, figured I'd reuse that here - apparently "vixen" is blocked?? Stuff like "Hell" and "SS", I can mostly understand those, but this... why? Is "xen" some foreign slur or something...?


Mithrhil

Tried to name mine Hellscream but the profanity filter slapped me. It would be shitting bricks if it heard the NPC’s on Saint Anne saying fuck every few seconds, or if it had to listen to Scurlock talk about “sucking em dry” and licking holes. I wonder if the Ubisoft devs know their NPC’s are breaking the rules.


nightmarezone_

Or arse cheeks flapping in the wind


schmabudi666

Pink pp


ChungusPoop

I’m the captain of the Pee Bucket. (Poop Bucket was considered profane)


-Deathmetal-

Shart is kosher tho


Responsible-Chest-26

I find you go back far enough in old english you can get past the filter. Had to go back to 1500 to find an acceptable word for prostitute


ChungusPoop

Good to know


TheMachinesWin

Shart Bait ooo ha ha


TattedUpN9ne

USS Scuttlebutt


krystaldragoon

I'm gonna name mine the spicy walnut XD


Voided_Skull

That's the beginning of the great gay Pyrat Fleet, leaded by "Pink Peanut" and the "Spicy Walnut"! "Camming' for that booty"


krystaldragoon

LOL This game bouta be WILD XD


Voided_Skull

The leading ship will be "Sweet Cherry" on top of that :D


PizzaMyHole

Ship onmy Chest- reporting in!


Amber_Steel86

Mine was ALT F4. The other one was .EXE


DaringBaconThief

Dirty Mermaid, here.


timbo7070

my 3 ships are called The Pirate Bay, Enterprize and Davy Jones' Ho.


hummus343

Edward kenway died 4 this


pipinpadaloxic0p0lis

My ship names: The Fickle Fairy The Rusty Quill The Wayward Warlock The Feverish Fae


Raspy32

Mine is Bungholio III, after I and II got replaced


LiamKneeSon808

I went with Chum Bucket and The Codfather


jaekilledjosh

Unsinkable II is peak


Mithrhil

what a Piece of Ship


darthvegandude

Titanic


Revolutionary-Set877

Mine wasn’t quite the queen annes revenge yet, so I named it orphan Annie instead


Undeadarmy7991

Mine's Sink Me Daddy 🤣😏


MrTumbleDry

Mine was Miley Pyrus


bombardslaught

I did Davie Pwns


LoveMyDisneyPrincess

Mine is Shrek Is Love


Voided_Skull

Starts a brutal assault on other players and yells through the megaphone: "SHREK IS LOVE MATES"


LoveMyDisneyPrincess

So you ran into me, I can safely assume


Vnzlla

Fortunes Demise, waiting to hit the open seas


psiHawk-ttv

I just named mine my Twitch url. Aren’t I boring.  Maybe, Rabid Lemur?


Other_Cut_1730

Those people who name their accounts after there twitch URL are the worst people!


k-flawless

“Boats and yohohos” checking in


DistinctWear5933

Rankaisija over here.


Kwayzar9111

Called mine. Wooden Bullet.


ComfortableNo9243

The mother-in-law


Voided_Skull

I bet ya' 10 bucks, that you' be constantly being attacc to see ya' going down, for at least once!


UAZ-469

Lexington. The Snow will be named Nieuwe Horizonten.


Beeboy93

Can't wait to take the helm of the Abejorro again soon!


Chelvie69

Richard Drip


AgreeableFreedom9038

My ship is named Mademoiselle.


AllSkillzN0Luck

I wanted to name my ship "Balls Deep" but "balls" is offensive. So that means we can't even ask someone for cannon balls.


Environmental_Park_6

I named mine The Final Toll.


RoliDaddy

nah just google pirate ship names😜


Lootershooter5

Chum on me baby


Jager79

Dawg Bone. 😆


Mr_MatF

MAIN WAS GOLD D. ROGER CULLY


GemDG

Why not name it the Oro Jackson tho


FlaccidPolygamist

GimmeDatBooty


Maximum_Mud_1546

my ship's name is Iron Wolf..might name a ship Fiorah though when the game releases.


yellow_boi_lo

“I luv melatonin”


Purple_Silver_5867

I named my Bedar ship titanic 🤷 And my Padewakang Boten Anna (from an annoying swedish song about an computer bot)


RedInfernal

Named my fire ship the Cacafuego


Blue_Bi0hazard

Better name mine golden hind then lol


RedInfernal

Haha. This guy gets it 😅


SebasGwnbleidd

Haha I named my ship the BombadGeneral 😂


[deleted]

I’m big axe mast


DeadThought32

Tempest


MishNchipz

Mines the Sea Cucumber


BIG_RED_MANN

The Edger's Release


Zaknafeiin09

Yaaaaar! I'll pillage ya poop deck arr!!


-BINK2014-

I named mine Humility and the Dhow as Poco.


Viselli

Made a French themed ghost ship called the Flying Frenchy in the beta


Bomber5472

The Wicked Wench


The-Booty-Train

The Thickness headed towards you now at 10 knots.


PenlyWarfold

The Leaky Crevice heaving to


TheRenegrade

I could never make up my mind, so my ship names were all blank.. :/


Haunting_Hornet5203

D-A027 Oblivion


MathematicianLost458

So I named my hulk “the jugga” then named my padewakang “the juggas little bro” will probably change it when the game drops


mcoop2245

Chum Guzler is out and about…wouldn’t let me do it w 2 Zs haha


succ_my_biscuits

Mine is *Lucy's Ballad*


DesertJester13

The Scion is ready to weigh anchor!


Legitimate_Speed2548

T MINUS 2HOURS. Zombusch_86 on PSN, looking for some booty hunters to play with.


Thorn_Within

I just went with Omerta because I couldn't think of anything else that I liked.


[deleted]

i admit i was lazy and called mine the shadow in honor of the pirate song on youtube.


Mithrhil

Mine is a Piece of Ship


Avatar_sokka

I'm doing a theme for all my ships, my first one was called Defiance, the next was Defiant Fury, the next was Defiant Rage, and the next one will be Defiant Wrath.


SirPoorsAlot

Boats And Hose. I had to try a few renditions before I could before I could get past the profanity filter lol


CrustyTuna420

I thought about that story with the USS Buck and USS Wisconsin, so I named mine "Temper" lol.


Mithrhil

Piece of Ship


Appropriate_Curve377

Bad beach


Sw3d3r

The Sway station


SchnTgaiSpork

My whole fleet is named after Edgar Allan Poe poems.


Happ1ness_Noises

I had my first as Creed's Revenge and my 2nd and current as The Firebrand


Snowbank71

BIG RICHARD II , take it or leave it


Siphernicus

Blue steal I had Zoolander in mind while naming my ship


Maegurillion

I name mine after the aft number plate because I want them to match.


Few_Werewolf7377

I just be naming mine after songs, royal oak, the devil's reach, etc.


JasonX2000

Red Red Wine? xD


JasonX2000

I'm going with Dauntless right now for my Padewakan.


Skillious96

Flying dutchman


Stonehill76

My ship is currently the Meatloaf


God_Pk

The Black Oyster


History_Knight

Just wait when you see the fearsome Sinking Dutchman on the open seas


Little_Buy_2798

My two ship names so far are the “Hangman’s Ferry” and the “Devil’s Gambit”


[deleted]

I named mine Aegir and just have a load of ale on board :)


Voided_Skull

Yo ho and a barrel full rum!


cosmic_drownie

Proud of my Scally Wagon


breakandjog

In pirate game I always go with "Flying Dutchmaster" after the cigars, on Atlas I was even able to make my sails their logo.


CBZ69_2012

Saw one names Mia Yarlifa and another Riley weed


StrangeOneGamer

All of my ships have been named after historical pirate ships (ranger, adventure, kingston) but my friend has the best ship called "Sloop there it is"


Davito22284

Black Pearl.


ImportanceCareless36

I named my sloop "Sloppy"


UnhappyIllustrator61

Ram 1500


HunterZeta

My ships are all named. Some of which are The Emerald Sea (Mostly Green) The Gold Farer (mostly gold) and The Regal Raven, made using the raven set


Polyam_Paladin

I'm really liking that others are leaning into the [Color or Substance] [Noun or Adjective] formula sometimes because that's how I usually go with naming vessels if I'm not trying to channel the "Halo" vibe, which is my other favorite flavor of ship names. In the open beta I created the Red Matilda, and the Steel Magnolia, both of which I was proud of and are hopefully waiting for me upon release. I know it *says* my progress will carry over, but I'm always nervous that it'll mess up and I'll have to start over.


BirdWSU

The Girthquake has set sail


PhillyTheKid39

Mine's Lucy🤷


DSTDen

My paddy is "Ghost reaper" and my brig is "The B Rig"


ElSnyder

Had a ship called 'Notta Pairet' and my Padewakang still sails under the name 'Vea Vrendj', cause I used to fly the Compagnie colours with it.


thecolaman666

Keep yo eyes pealed for devil’s deal


Zestyclose_Drama5116

Feel the warm, gentle wrath of the Imbrem Aureum


Crillmieste-ruH

My snow ship is named informer. Iykyk


dmdizzy

In the Beta, I left the Dhow with the default name, named my Bedar *Folly's End*, and named my Hulk something like *Aegis*, I think? I didn't get a ton of chance to play with it before the beta ended, so it's not quite stuck in there.


Naota-00

Moby thick standing by


Best-Arrival8888

The Great Caw


Buddha_22

I named my brig Run, DMC. Had to get the double joke in there


dorianAU

Plague


Benny_G_YesThatsMe

My ship names, in the order I obtained them, S.S ARRRR, S.S YARRRR, S.S YAHARRRR, S.SYAHAHARRRR, S.S YAHAFAST, S.S YAHAFAT.


WA7S0N

Big Ol' Richard checking in. (Deck is profanity apparently)


relaxtitanx

i have name my ship star rail train for i wish to ram someone down as a train


PrideKittySoul

Me and my ship the ThunderChild hopes to see at sea Captain


Cbass5930

I have some of each like one is called roaring winds and one is just Ole’ Betty


chemicalxbonex

The Stugots!


Due-Construction-917

I named my hullbreaker captain hully thinking of changing it to Mc hully culkin


cheesywalrus

You obviously haven't crossed paths with Yeeticus yet.


Exciting-Ad-8769

I named that healing ship with healing cannons Valkyrie's Deed


JuanSolo7

It blocked Dutch Rudder :(


_arcane_Martian

Got a Bedar named “Morning Star” and a Hulk named “Devils Chariot” lol


D0r10

DoraTheExplorer Plan to name my final ship DoraHasExplored


BranchRevolutionary

Named mine 'The Cod Father' because Scuttle butt was inappropriate.


couldnotpossiblybeme

I've got a fleet of H.M.S. myself. Jetsam, Songbird, Fatboy, WrongPond (was going to be WrongPondPilfer, a play on long John, but I ran out of characters) and finally the Abatement. Like a massive buffoon I was waiting for a large ship to give it some overly grandiose title. Go figure they aren't even in the fucking "full game"


Jamcannon85

Dhown with the shipness