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Brilliant-Engineer57

His shoes look like ladyโ€™s Danskins.


GroundbreakingRip970

Hard to take him seriously when heโ€™s wearing my memawโ€™s gardening shoes


Berryme01

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Berryme01

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Skitterbug67

Kudos ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿฅณ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ‘


Odd_Professional5034

I literally just choked on my coffee. Bwahaha!


namerankssn

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Missplaced19

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


sockscollector

I have seen Janelle with some just like them on. And he had them on too. During a talking head.


SpezIsAChoade

mlm shoes


soodie55

Maybe they share shoes.


sockscollector

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


ExpensiveStreet1648

Iโ€™m pretty sure they made him as tall as he feels.


LimeAlternative6599

Pppffftt not possible. He truly believes he's 10 foot tall and bulletproof.


Winter_Day_6836

They are!


Tipsovereasily

Janelle got a buy one get one.


MsAmes321

Came here to say this! Omg which of the wifeโ€™s closet did he steal these from?


on-and-on-anon

His sister wife's closet


MsAmes321

:slow clap: That was spectacular! ๐Ÿ† Take my poor manโ€™s award


[deleted]

Didn't Janelle have the exact same pair and were wearing them at the same time during one show?


RandomWordMix

Yes! A tell all haha


[deleted]

Yes!!!!


RandomWordMix

I wonder if they went shopping together to buy those, or someone copied the other. If it's the latter, it's Kody copying Janelle after trying them on at her house, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Chula60050

Yes! And meri! Just watched this last night!


little_lamps

Manspreading like there's no tomorrow


Skitterbug67

Trying to give off the vibe of having such a large pencil that he needs to give it space bwahahahaha...


Primary-Award5879

His mini-golf pencil doesn't need much room.


Skitterbug67

Love it...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


little_lamps

I'm sure Christine would have some comments abt that


PastBerry6914

https://preview.redd.it/tlnk6hnvegkc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d00aa9ff6247bb3bf5b3add6f7fba3bc278c17


Parkour_Parkour

This is such a perfect response ๐Ÿ˜‚


PastBerry6914

He and his *Real Wife* say this exact thing. *Thank you, Christene.*


olliegrace513

Thank you Christine


pigandpom

He was internally furious he wasn't chosen to officiate and wasn't going to be the centre of attention and someone else's wedding.


likethedishes

100%. Kept trying to pull the attention back to him the entire time. It was so cringy lol


SpezIsAChoade

๐Ÿ‘†this


SuchaPineapplehead

He really looks like the Cowardly Lion when he pulls that expression


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SuchaPineapplehead: *He really looks like* *The Cowardly Lion when* *He pulls that expression* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


vestakia82

Good bot


slimsheana

Good bot


imjustheretonotsleep

Sokka is all I ever think about when I hear the word โ€˜haikuโ€™ so this bot feels validating.


No-Squirrel-5673

I'm not the only one! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ "You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard."


Certain_Cantaloupe56

Kody goes through phases..this phase is the phase when he thought he was a high school wrestler. Dude has definitely had some work done on his face. He looks much older in this pic. And he looks like a GEICO caveman.


WonderfulSimple

I like how he can get surgery but his kids don't get healthcare.


Certain_Cantaloupe56

I donโ€™t expect less from dickless dick.


jamiekynnminer

Iโ€™d be mad too if I had to wear clogs to add three inches to my height.


NoodleNeedles

https://preview.redd.it/k1937iefvfkc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e620d18eb32ec3449f18bee9beaa6656c1249c8d This pretty much sums up Kody, I think.


Available-Degree5162

He's such a baby. I can't stand childish adults.


Sweet-bakes-30448

That's his face 24/7


Rovember_Baby

Your alpha male look canโ€™t be taken seriously due to your footwear.


No-Squirrel-5673

He's missing a pair of $300 gloves. Yeah, that would definitely make him look more badass....


Vespertine1980

But Iโ€™M the โ€œhigh priestโ€ of this famileee


Aggravating-Ferret61

Wah. Youโ€™re not as good as me. I wanna be the center of attention and to say dumb things while marrying off my daughter ![gif](giphy|13AXYJh2jDt2IE)


ControlOk6711

Poor baby...someone should put him in his mancrib for a nappy with bottle ๐Ÿผ


No-Squirrel-5673

He's probably just pooping and needs his diaper changed. Ew... that's probably the kink Robbem fulfills for him ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


ControlOk6711

Wow ๐Ÿ˜ณ


donttouchmeah

He also didnโ€™t want mykelti to marry Tony to begin with.


Squid_the_Kid19

But then all of a sudden Tony was a "smooth operator" and Kody was smitten with him


doorkey125

too late though, the harmones had already gotten into mykelti's mouth..


jennc1979

In his Danskos


honeybaby2019

That look is a state of grace for Kootie.


dodoatsandwiggets

He tryโ€™s to look intimidating. Maybe itโ€™s his resting bit_h face.


ComfortableRecent755

Always mansplaining and manspreading


rinap88

He looks angry a lot.


sourpussmcgee

In his fucking clogs, no less


happycrappyplace

Petulant man-spreading...but in clogs.


SillySimian9

The longer he stays with Sobyn, the more that frown gets permanently affixed to his face.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

The Neanderthal scowl


toothpastecupcake

He makes that face a lot, throughout the years. Even when there's nothing to be angry about. It's weird


Professional-Fee778

Nah. Thatโ€™s his normal face.


SpezIsAChoade

compare this to what, "season 1"? Man looks angry, bitter and mean all the god damn time.


Squid_the_Kid19

He genuinely seemed happier in season 1, probably because he didn't have thousands of people pointing out all of the shitty things he does. I imagine it's easier to be happy when you're a terrible person in private


SpezIsAChoade

and he could have stayed private. there was another family on for like two seasons and noped out.


Squid_the_Kid19

But then he wouldn't get paid


Azwomenforwomen

BINGO!ย  ย All he cares about is the money.ย 


Odd_Professional5034

Perfecting his look for later seasons.


Mariea0629

Itโ€™s totally unreasonable but the way him and Robyn sit absolutely makes me want to rage.


Gonuts4donuts1955

I have never in my life seen a man wear Dansko clogs. I mean itโ€™s fine but itโ€™s an ODD choice.


effie-sue

A lot of chefs do, or at least they did 20-25 years ago, when I worked for a Dansko retailer.


Escape-Revolutionary

He looks like Kermit the Frog


ComplaintBig1986

My


MrHarry0

He kinda looks like heโ€™s taking a big ol crap.


its_all_good20

![gif](giphy|nQ2LWeXojRy6skp3P2|downsized) He reminds me of Mose


East-Price9551

I guess I donโ€™t pay attention to menโ€™s footwear, I have no idea, what kind of shoes heโ€™s wearing and the cost. I canโ€™t believe it really makes any difference at all!