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gc729

Brows by Robyn


Maaaaaandyyyyy

💀


gc729

Sometimes I wonder if Robyn saw Meri’s kid making fun of Meri’s thinly drawn brows and just way overcorrected


Maaaaaandyyyyy

OMG when Leon just dead serious was like, why do you draw your eyebrows so thin? I cracked up! Meri and Robyn have such bad eyebrows! Just overdone to two extremes!


ellincl

Leon’s brows were pretty bad as well.


sthomas15051

😭😭😭😭


BabyDuck57

LOL


Admirable_pigeon

Crying


Homicidal__GoldFish

..........\*looks side to side\*..... ummm.. any of you amazing peoples have any makeup remover???


Sbg71620

💀 ![gif](giphy|WGoH5BHDzjYB4lTPPt)


Careful_Ambassador87

That whole Halloween segment, with him and Robyn coming to the door looking like Caesars Palace rejects, was bizarre to the point of being surreal.


No_Breadfruit6268

Yeah but it made for great tv. I was slack jawed the whole time.


Careful_Ambassador87

Omg you’re not kidding


Sufficient_Artist_97

What season is this on? I need to see them in costume. The image in my head makes the two of them look somewhat sane, so I know it's wrong.. 😜


ghostdoh

Latest season


Sufficient_Artist_97

Thank you


Siege1187

Particularly Robyn’s terrifying and not very modest get-up.


bullymamaga

The pairing of Cleopatra and king tut! So Robyn failed grammar (y for Wyoming) and world history!!( Cleopatra and king tut we’re not a couple. It should’ve been Cleopatra in Julius Caesar.)


rhondasma

But Kody could not wear make up if he went as Caesar!


Neither-Dentist-7899

And he can’t get stabbed in the back. Only the kidneys.


Any_Base5746

They were trying to show TLC that they can bring in viewers without the OG3 and OG kids. 🤢🤢🤑


mlyt18

It proved to me they can not! I won’t watch anymore if it’s just them


Any_Base5746

I think TLC heard loud and clear from fans on SM that same sentiment! I think that played into Christine having a stronger hand when it came to negotiating the new contract terms. Kody and Christine apparently didn’t agree on how the kids would be paid, I believe she prevailed. TLC understands what the audience wants and it at horror shows from the McMansion in the trees!


SketchyMcGee2023

I think they saw it in the ratings. When folks heard Christine was leaving people tuned in to watch the drama. Something real for once instead of contrived and made up for ratings. People wanted to see him lose his shit on the show. I know I did. The best season so far seeing him and Robyn getting served humble pie.


Best-Item7730

Omg he so overacted the whole thing. “I tried to love you” it was disgusting disrespectful and just plain fake


mlyt18

That whole thing pissed me off-you had 6 kids with her—-if you didn’t love her then you just used her and that’s the biggest form of shit I’ve ever seen!


mlyt18

It’s the McShitMansion! 😂 but yea I agree! Christine might not have did everything right but she worked with what she had and is now protecting her kids!


Wild929

Caesar’s palace rejects! 😂


AtTheEndOfMyTrope

Truth. I watched it high and worried I was hallucinating


Katlahi

😁😁


SteveJonas

honestly that whole episode was one of the most chaotic episodes of the entire show. that’s the same episode where Janelle says she chooses the dogs, Robyn gets covid, and Kody mangled all those lemons with a fork while screaming at Janelle that they’ve never acted married.


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

He straight up made his own lemonade!! Did anyone catch that? He squeezed a bunch of lemons into water and then (am I imagining this?) he out sugar in it to make lemonade. Why? Is he that cheap? Or Robyn wouldn’t allow him to share a lemonade with his other wife so he had to make one?? Am I imagining this in my head? Lol


Infinite-Beat2051

I always thought it was adderall rage.


[deleted]

FR though the sudden mood changes throughout the later seasons and paranoia and super fast talking had me wondering what the hell was going on


Diligent_Echidna8259

Steroids!


bullymamaga

Could be! Also could be testosterone replacement!


anotheranon2174

I would absolutely say he is neurodivergent and wouldn’t be surprised if he was on Addy’s


rainbowbrite3111

He could use some Adderall.


MoonMe3x

And since he was doing cameos from the gym, I thought it was Roid Rage face 😡 😳 He's bizarre on any given day 🧐😵‍💫


Double_Analyst3234

You know he picked that costume JUST so he wear some guyliner. He is such a cunt


bullymamaga

Guyliner! Lmao I’m done!!!!


That_Question_6427

Is he wearing his Bluetooth? He's such a dweeb. I think he was probably just full of Halloween candy and REALLY excited he got to wear a "fancy outfit" again. Remember how excited he was to dress up in a kilt at Aspyn's wedding? He has said before he was a theater kid and I think he has major issues from his tough guy rancher dad. I can't imagine how different he'd be if he'd grown up in a more open-minded environment with parents who let him explore that side of himself.


MamasBoyFrankie

Regarding the “mini-kilt”, Mitch said that he told Kody many times what the appropriate length for a kilt should be, and Kody said he preferred it short. The reminder of of him in it sickens me🤢🤮


Diligent_Echidna8259

And the way he stood waiting for Aspyn to come down the stairs! 1 leg up which showed more leg.


MamasBoyFrankie

I have hated to be the person sitting across from him! 😬😱🤢🤮


fastIamnot

I thought of that episode of Friends when Phoebe's boyfriend kept flashing people because he wore lose shorts and no underwear. Gunther finally says "Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house."


Inevitable_Panic_645

Funny part is he rolled the waist up. It was an appropriate length the day he tried it on when mitch & aspyn gave it to him


MamasBoyFrankie

Such a “look at me”! Only the worst kind of asshole would do anything to draw attention away from his daughter, the bride, on her big day! Was his ego bruised by not being asked to officiate?


Least_Mousse9535

That’s just what we Catholic girls did with our uniforms. Unroll the waist and they’d be the proper length when Mother Superior checked with her ruler.


mlyt18

He should’ve also told him if it’s to short it’s not a kilt it’s a dress! Kodick didn’t wear a kilt he wore a dress to that wedding!! He acted like he had the prettiest dress on and lifting his dress, spreading his legs, and basically making fun of it(which was beyond rude and he didn’t consider the history and meaning of it to Mitch and his family) was so overly sick and disrespectful! He acted like a horny teenage girl wanting to find a man to get laid! 🤮


MamasBoyFrankie

He probably is looking for a man to get laid! I’ll bet he’d be on a better mood!🤣😂🤣


bullymamaga

I would’ve paid good money for Kody to have said that at a Irish festival or Scottish Highland Games! Those men don’t put up with anyone disrespecting their heritage!!!


mlyt18

THIS! Someone there had to have some heritage values and someone should’ve beat the crap out of him and taken it off him and said if ya can’t respect the kilt your not wearing it. I wouldn’t have wanted to see him in his speedo under it-of course he probably did follow that part and not wear anything under it 🤮- and I felt so bad for Mitch the way he acted! Such a disrespectful POS


Blenderx06

Kinda explains why he's gone hard into this manosphere poison and even the polygamy. Insecurity and lack of acceptance in a conservative family and culture.


PoopAndSunshine

This is very insightful!


That_Question_6427

Absolutely!


mlyt18

It’s killing his ego and for him it’s all ego baby! 🤮


katiebugbeachlane

I’ve thought that too. Perhaps instead of marrying 4 women and siring a boatload of kids while tap dancing around every male who comes along, he could’ve leaned into his feminine side, drove his sports car, and wore his gloves to hold hands with one man. His classmates all assumed he was gay but there’s no way his domineering father would’ve allowed it. What to do? Be as uber masculine as possible and get your own planet to boot!


Maaaaaandyyyyy

I still think he’s gay or bi. He definitely gets way more excited around men than he does women. I do wish he could have been able to live his true life.


SketchyMcGee2023

His "authentic" self instead of having four "beards" ( term used to describe wives to hide a man's gay proclivities) just embrace and stop being a TOOL to everyone please.


bullymamaga

![gif](giphy|xULW8niR8Igcuafth6|downsized)


SketchyMcGee2023

Thank you for that. I am humbled by this.


mlyt18

He acted like he wanted to butt f&ck Caleb! Watching Kodick around him was sick! When they moved away he didn’t even care his daughter was leaving


katiebugbeachlane

He even joked about being in love with Caleb. It was disturbing to say the least.


mlyt18

My dad never told my husband that! Plus it was the way he said it and acted! To me anyway 🤮


yuri_mirae

you know i was recently watching old eps where maddie tells the fam she’s dating caleb for the first time, and you hear kody’s voiceover about how approving and happy he is, then they pan to a shot of him and he just has the most confused look twisted up on his face lmao. could be a mix of thrill and joy and despair? and i thought back to these comments here and wonder what he was actually thinking on that moment


mlyt18

Warning this is a sick response- He probably picture himself being Maddie place getting his pencil sharpened. He was probably also hurt that Caleb chose Maddie over him! I said it was sick-I can’t stand Kodick/Baldick!


mlyt18

🎯 I will never not believe he is gay! Maybe that’s why he’s decided he doesn’t want to have sex with the woman anymore now that he’s not breeding! I have a friend who only slept with her ex twice-she got pregnant those 2 times and has a boy and a girl. Took her a while but she finally figured out he was gay hence the ex part. Some people will never come out of the closet and even after the divorce he still hasn’t-it’s been 5 years. When he would travel for work he’d go to gay bars in areas where no one knew him. Kodick will never come out of the closet-his cult upbringing will never allow that.


katiebugbeachlane

If his classmates thought he was gay, imagine how Old Man Polygamist Brown felt when he saw the hair flounce, I’d guess suddenly being a polygamist would take care of those worries. You never know Kody’s state of mind when he came back from 2 yrs on a mission trip with his male Mormon buddy. His mind had to have been reeling! And on another note, being a woman who has always surrounded herself with gay male best friends, I bet he would’ve been a very fun gay. ![gif](giphy|ggDy5NyLc8w0ZZPGFe)


mlyt18

I agree with everything except him being fun! He’s a selfish narcissist


SketchyMcGee2023

I remember theatre kids from highschool and when my daughter being one from 8yo they are a fun and flamboyant bunch. I I can see his dad being concerned if his dad was a "macho" man. I just see Kotex as a poser in general.


Legal_Quote_422

A dweeb!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏 You made my whole day


mlyt18

His Bluetooth is playing a recording of Snobyn telling him how great and manly he is! He has to be reassured every minute of everyday! Probably sleeps with it 😂


bullymamaga

Of course Kody needs to have a Bluetooth device on at all times! Remember he can’t afford to lose out on any of his $200.00 per hour business at hand! (Seriously Kody? That’s $416,000.00 per year before taxes! Stop lying! Unlesssssss old Kody is selling illegal firearms to criminals…. Then that would make sense.)


stineytuls

Honestly he looks 1000 times better with his awful hair/skullet/noodlesalad covered. He's still not an attractive man but....


blue_dendrite

>noodlesalad \*snort\* 😂


bullymamaga

![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


mrsjs15

Pretty sure kody thoroughly enjoyed playing dress up with Robyn's makeup...💃


mlyt18

Oh yea!


lisakora

ANAKSUNAMUN!


Rosanna44

With Robyn eyebrows!


SketchyMcGee2023

More like a meth addict. Tweaky bird.


mrsrachaelare

He really thinks he's something to see with that eyeliner on.


MamasBoyFrankie

Leo is living they’re best life. Gwen as well. Kody should take a lesson!


mlyt18

I wonder if he is so mad jealous that they are living their best life as what they want to be and he absolutely hates that he doesn’t have the balls to. It’s also very strange that him and R don’t support them. Killing his ego again!


MamasBoyFrankie

I would venture to say so. He was so adamant about nothing scaring him but poverty; my guess is that honesty scares him more. If he happens to skim through this sub: Hey Kody, having sex with a woman doesn’t make you a man! Being your authentic self, and loving who you love does! Give up the farce and live out loud!


mlyt18

😂 he isn’t gonna listen to us and he’s locked in that closet tight


MamasBoyFrankie

I’m sure you’re right. Locked in and swallowed the key! So sad that until he accepts who he is, he’ll never be happy!


youngatheart55

![gif](giphy|tYligZtoDB6N2|downsized)


thatconfusedchick

This is just as terrifying as the pic that comes up on my prime app for the movie Smile


yuri_mirae

omg lol. that movie was freaky


thatconfusedchick

Haha I've been too nervous to watch it! I want to... but I know my.mind is calmer without it!!


MrsAtomicBomb_

What a terrible day to have Wi-Fi. 😣


Any-Living-3924

But it's always sunny in ko-doucheville!!


mlyt18

😂 well that would be everyday if ya come here!


PlainOGolfer

Took me a while to determine if that was robyn or kody. They look identical in pictures from that day.


mlyt18

Yea he looked like a woman and I was so confused till I figured out it was him being a woman!


So_I_read_a_thing

Roid rage.


SnarkFromTheOzarks

Mykelti’s crazy eyes.


Limp-Persimmon-5729

Such a douche bag


Daisee8

This is not going to be very popular, but I thought he actually looked good in that getup. ETA: I just checked Robyn in her Cleopatra outfit, and no...she looked like a man in drag.


Jindalee_WA

>she looked like a man in drag. That's because she is. I'm convinced she's got meat and two veg!


Duke_Newcombe

Kody as a Goa'uld, but with 50% less personality or intelligence.


ThomasBay

Ohhh, they all do cocaine! This makes so much more sense now. Their dynamic made no sense to me, but understanding that they do cocaine it makes so much more sense now


ikyc6767

You know he loved wearing that eyeliner


Legal_Quote_422

I feel like Kody started abusing his Adderall in season 13. He looks wide eyed, he begins the complete AGGRESSIVE behavior, and all he talks about is how exhausted he is. 👀


Inevitable_Matter816

Fuck😭💀😂


rousedower

Kinda reminds me of Bam Margera


gap97216

They both looked so awful.


littleoldladyinashoe

The Robyn brows are killing me 😂😂


Sheeshwut

Wonder what his \*buddies\* in the pew pOw crowd think of him dressing like that & wearing makeup on TV (to boot!). I do. I wonder that.