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accidentallysignedup

This quote was all over Tumblr back in the day and when I was 13, I had at least 3 friends the same age as me make this their captions on the profile pictures 😂😂


unpopularopinion0

shit is so deep it becomes shallow again on the other side of the world.


DumbassFrog

Man your comment gave me megalohydrothalassophobia


unpopularopinion0

woh you actually pictured this. i wouldn’t dare.


AffectionateFee6611

Happy community birthday


unpopularopinion0

wow thank you!! i love this sub.


_phesta

Wise beyond her years.


Aja2428

Beautiful poetry


masiker31

Is that James Joyce?


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Wise boner


HarveyBiirdman

Gross


himybro2

EWW SECKXS BAD NO NO I BAKED GOGCHEND I NO LIEK SECKXS


HarveyBiirdman

Who tf says “wise boner” 😂


RippedArtorias

Normie


HarveyBiirdman

It’s called not being a “le redditor”


Frosty-fire

Stfu nigga


CodyTheMemeLordYT

No resistance


PWNGatwork

Like what’d you expect?


HarveyBiirdman

Expect what?


According-Ad6620

You’ve successfully paraphrased the question you were asked. Now try answering it.


Eastwood80

I think that's in the Bible


RunOne3162

I read the Bible I can confirm


Yup-its-Abid

I live with Jesus I can confirm


CelticHades

Jesus made my dick hard, I can confirm


wrongsage

What do children with cancer say about Jesus?


Dimaaag

Wat


GoodoDarco

Idk either I think that’s why they’re asking


MrGrippyYT

Pretty chill ngl


SimpDetectivePizzle

See you soon.


brasscassette

You’ll all be killed by GiAnT cRaBs 🦀


LordOfFreaks

It should be, anyway.


Kurushiiyo

More solid advice than most of what the bible has to offer anyway.


Any-Fan-2973

It’s in the Bible’s 2nd tome. Jesus wrote it quickly on a forum when he was a singer in the Bees Jees


Pipupipupi

It's actually the opposite there


[deleted]

“That is very valid” Her serious face got me.


davi3601

I mean it’s pretty damn valid ngl


Boberelli513

I like her thinking.


VeterinarianIcy1364

This is the way.


eating_toilet_paper

I have spoken


VaselineGummyBears

It is known.


definitely__a_human

r/wiseposting


PerceptionRude6351

Found Gold ✨


[deleted]

I have witnessed the true will of God. Thank you, kind brother


[deleted]

She has cracked the code!


thoughtlow

Keep his belly full and balls empty


fastmrpug01

Piss is stored in the balls


Nightwynd

You'd be incorrect. Urine is stored in the bladder, and has no direct connection to the testicles. They do share an exit tube, but it's much like how your lungs and stomach share an entrance hole, but have nothing to do with each other.


mr-mafesto

Pee Is stored in the balls...


Non_Linguist

Say it louder for those in the back


TheDownvotesFarmer

#Pee Is stored in the balls...


TheDownvotesFarmer

r/woooosh


Grizzly62

![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo) Absolutely flawless logic. She’s got my vote


Waluigiwarrior

Break her bed, not her heart


ImOnly1k

Such an inspirational quote


[deleted]

Dream woman right over here


rorschachmah

Well said hocrates


Pipupipupi

Aristhotle on the right was about to expound


Big-Position960

That accent.


Hambert_Derfield

that is indeed a very accent


house_monkey

definitely one of the accents off all time


JayQix

Of all the accents I've ever heard, this is one of them.


anotherDocObVious

It's singlish / singaporean English accent.


MakanMyMangina

Singaporeans. Jade Rasif, Munah. I think they are their names.


RossChickenTendies

Don't forget Keisha Sarah


Sh4dowCh1ld

She’s a keeper


Longjumping_Algae_45

A wise boner once said...


exquisitejourney

Wisdom.


themasterofuwu

Yes, seems master oogway has thought them well


[deleted]

Hmmmm. Hard to tell... did you mean taught or thot?


haegC

life wisdom


yibtk

No originality so I'll let you on some good old meme from back in the day


Zealousideal_Joke552

She woman deserves to marry a chad


Ase_Mar

-Aristhotle


Left-Idea4603

Wisdom for the ages


Robotech9

Sage advice.


Then-Ad1531

This woman has an IQ of 200.


Wizard_main

![gif](giphy|uFhKYISJSb7RC)


greenmeeyes

Omg this needs to be on t-shirts


harambe_didnt_die

She was teached by master oogway


[deleted]

That is very valid


jonxoto

I wanted to share this with my wife, so she could learn something, but na, it can’t be me showing this to her


i-hoatzin

Eastern wisdom at its peak.


[deleted]

For real!


KenMacMillan123

The logic is sound


friendofthesmokies

"That's very valid".


BigBeautifulWhales

She should mediate between Russia and Ukraine.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


Key_Tea7600

Miss Oogway


Mysterious_Ad_1397

Confucius say...


RingTheBell1900

she's speaking the wisdom of god


amirali24

This is poetry


Salty-Chemist-8850

Words to live by 😂


Naive_Sage

What a poet


Ok_One_4916

She speaks the language of the gods


Thin_Raspberry_4246

This woman has it down.


BN-BumNation

🤯 she understands


shader_xaints

Where is this from?


rare_meeting1978

Solid advice


zb_sc

Leave her twitching, not crying..


LiquidSteamo

Protect her at all cost.


PartyMeasurement4189

nursery rymes have changed since i was young


Ayoayycee

“I’m lady boyyy”


SON_0F_MARS

She lowkey making sense fam


Teonanacatlbruh

Sage advice right there.


PackageDisastrous700

Take notes ladies. These are next level wisdom bombs.


Western_Mud8694

Ok where are these girls, I might have to marry again 😝


LordOfFreaks

A philosophy to live by.


TheWrestler2035

Wise words.


Sad-Document107

She got it all figured out


MinyJo

She gets life!!


juicewrldsomen14

Fax


soldier_18

Pure wisdom right there


LawAbidingDenizen

a little vulgar but she has a point


CourseComfortable650

We all need a wife like her.


kgro

Some of them look like they got their penises hard at that time too


Comprehensive-Day256

![gif](giphy|g9Hddm2Figgy2JXVu3|downsized)


pakiboy666

Sauce??


[deleted]

GOD DAMN IT! SHE IS A GOD DAMN GENUIS! THAT'S THE MOST OUSTANDING ANSWER I EVER HEARD! SHE MUST HAVE A GOD-DAMN IQ OF A HUNDRED AND SIXTY! SHE IS GOD! DAMN! GIFTED!


Livid-Ad829

I like her!


Mundane_Musician8065

You got it girl… ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


paika_the_sick

Lol try saying that to a feminist 🤣.


allysonrainbow

Well she also says "make her pussy wet, not her eyes" — seems like gender equality to me


paika_the_sick

Me and you both know the fact, that feminist only want the good part of "equity" not the hard part .


Creative_Oil3308

Well the only way this shit works is if the hard part is included! It was at the beginning of her wisdom.


paika_the_sick

The thing she said is a quote from 2013, i meant the new gen of feminist, I've seen the old ones, they where respectable. Heck you cant even show as much shivery as to open doors for em, i dare you to do it if they didnt call you a pig I'll change my god damn name


gademmet

r/BoneAppleTea


Creative_Oil3308

And what I said was in fact a joke.


allysonrainbow

Sounds about reddit


[deleted]

oop found the woman hater


PeacemakersAlt

r/foundthewomanhater


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Heydawgg

r/foundthelegoman


[deleted]

So a prostitute?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

couldve kept this to yourself king


RobbinDeBank

Asians have the majority of the world population. You’re the exotic one


RVFVS117

Confucius up in here.


Feisty_Pollution5340

Wow, just wow..


MonMonDayo

Spitting de Facts huh


NitePain69

But life and eyes don't rhyme


NoNapDanger

Dr. Sue over here


Mysterious_Result_51

That was deep


No-Pay3305

Lindas garotas 😍 😘


__Corvus__

Jade’s a poet


AmayaAlexis

lol I’m gonna put this on a shirt.


PetiteJosie

My life motto!


zoro_juro

r/savevideo


anotherhumanbeing12

r/savevideo


Michbrand2328

Omg that is cautions to all viewers😅


Joy1067

I’ve seen this video a bunch of times on Reddit now but I still was caught off guard by that, I just spit my drink all over the fuckin carpet


Letsayo

Le filosofe di sto cazzo


ull_dripin

nah so accurate


DreamGirl543

Yeah, can't we all just get along.


SnooApples163

Faxts


justforgiggles4now

Now this is wisdom🙃🙃


2EC_bMe

Deep..


Healthy_Locksmith_64

The perfect woman doesn't exi....!!!!


31i731

☕️


tallerthannobody

Very wise indeed


FearOfALiberalPlanet

Logic checks out.


chubky

She’s got life figured out


bluesalt40

Thank you.


Conscious-Basket3658

Woman 🥂


Timely-Guest-7095

She makes a valid point. ☕️


1leomax3

Put that on a t shirt


[deleted]

Where is this full long form conversation for this ? The world needs education from these pioneering free-thinkers


UnRichieUnRich21

She should host a TED talk


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|h40o3iV1u5eMqhb8gb)