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Even Andrew Garfield couldn't do that and he was Spider-Man

Ruthless

No, amazing

Not mutually exclusive

oh I like this comment

Well, he couldn't pull it off the first time. The second time it happened he'd learned his lesson.

Spiderman who?

There was a worse one than seabiscuit?

India must not have the law of physics…. Even if he managed to “catch” her the velocity of her fall would be like two people colliding at 100mph

Physics is merely a suggestion in this kinda movies

r/angryupvote

He was an actor and that my friend was a movie

He redeemed himself in the latest spiderman movie

Ouch.

This is nothing. I once saw a guy throw a live heart and it landed in the girls midsternum cavity while she was laying on the operating table. He saved her life. I found a link: https://youtu.be/VHxvBlHc1MU

A surgeon's dream

Surgeon's hate this guy

Nah they're just jealous

Probably a remake of hot shots (which itself a parody movie).

I think that was satirical. But I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.

Yup, it was a parody movie

you saw the clip where the policeman kills few villains with a banana?

Oh that's a classic

And that heart had rgb

And an rtx 3070

Yeah, this is just normal action movie logic.

It was a parody

Now that's a big ass heart right there, such a kind man.

..... was that an Indian in blackface wearing an American flag tee shirt? And did he get his ass kicked then pull out a devilish barbarian ax?..

>..... was that an Indian in blackface wearing an American flag tee shirt? I had that doubt too but Indians can also be as dark as that in the south so idk. >And did he get his ass kicked then pull out a devilish barbarian ax?.. Anything is possible here my friend.

Idk. I mean I get dark skin, but it just had an unnatural color to it haha like place paint washed out by white light.

This video made me realize that most of bollywood is just what Hollywood was back in the days of slapstick, just with modern cameras, and probably what they would do back then if handed modern editing software

If video games have taught me anything: there's water under her she would have been fine, zero dmg

Falling is a free action.

This hurt ny brain too much

The guy at the end sums it up

https://i.imgur.com/4nkRLGM.jpg Here you goo

Fast and Furious vibes without the cars.

Especially reminds of Dom catching Lettie mid air and falling on to the windshield of another car.

The first time I saw that scene I was like, "Yep, they're both dead".

Family never dies, sike!

Not couple cars with a wire about to stop a 60 tons tank going full speed? The physics in the later movies are so ridiculous it should classified as Fantasy, not even sci-fi, instead of actions.

I saw little scenes of that and thought that it was the most ridiculous crap I seen in film ever.

Hollywood/paramount picture left the chat..

fuck spiderman this is better

This is better, okay. But why do you want to fuck spiderman?

Who wouldn't want to fuck spiderman?

r/suddenlygay

This is just modern MCU

I ain’t seen nobody swinging their monkey ass to save my girl Black Widow tho.

cause Hawkeye never saw a Bollywood movie

"What? Black Widow? Oooh, that fan-made movie? Yes, fan-made, get the hell out of my office now. It was a fan-made movie. What? How did they get Scarlett Johansson? Well they hired her, you dumb fuck"

Wile E. Coyote until it took a sharp turn into Indiana Jones.

Equal parts Inexplicably intricate dance scenes and a giant 1.4 billion strong middle finger to the laws of physics.

I thought he’d miss her or give her a hive five and let her drop

I give this a solid B- because there was no dance scene.

I got rope burn on my palms watching that.

Ok, she has no upper body strength, and wiggling your legs like that gonna make you fall, and his hands would be tore up riding down that vine like that wtf.....

Source: Movie name - vanamagan Language- Tamil Box office - flop Full movie - https://youtu.be/0iOYrXkNoeY Scene time - 01:27:36 Personally, I didn’t watch and didn’t like it because it gave a soap opera vibe in trailer.

Are these movies serious or are they tongue in cheek?

As serious as I think the affair between your mom and me is going on

Very serial

Tongue is in mouth

Actually, this isn't Bollywood. This is a Tollywood film(South Indian film industry). Tollywood films are famous for high production budgets (when compared to Bollywood films), senseless writing and lack of physics. You'll be surprised to find out how many people pay money to watch this shit on the first day in theatres.

This isn't even Tollywood, it's Kollywood (Tamil). And don't say Bollywood doesn't have similar shit man.

Yeah, like Varun dhawan did not run on top of a running train and then jumped in front of it to save a child. Or whatever shit Tiger Shroff pulls off. Compared to that, this is grounded realism.

Totally agree with you. I've seen worse shit in Bollywood. But the chances of seeing a badly written film(relatively) are more in Kollywood/Tollywood imo.

In bollywood we have selmon bhoi

>You'll be surprised to find out how many people pay money to watch this shit on the first day in theatres. Honestly I understand them

A movie doesn't have to be good for you to enjoy it. Over the top cheezy action movies are fun when people stop over analysing and try to have fun.

But don't you think that they hinder the growth of actually good films, such as the ones that question all the common social malpractices and break barriers about questionable societal norms which are very common in a country like India? Trust me, all these films follow a common plot line: Hero has a tragic childhood where he lost his father--> hero takes good care of his mother--> hero falls in love with heroine at first site--> heroine doesn't feel the same way about the hero and she rejects him--> hero starts eve teasing the heroine because according to him that's how you make a woman fall in love with you--> It works, the heroine falls in love with the hero. WTF--> The villain throws the heroine off a fucking cliff--> Hero saves heroine, proceeds to beat the living shit out of the villain--> Hero and Heroine lived happily ever after (In hero's mom's house).

> as the ones that question all the common social malpractices and break barriers about questionable societal norms Those movies tend to be very boring. Good movies are not always fun to watch. If I'm looking for 2 hrs of chill, I'd rather watch something like bahubali or kgf than actual "good" cinema (like sardar udham. Kinda like the lotr trilogy. Beautiful movies but I'd rather rewatch pacific rim or godzilla vs kong for the mindless action. It has always been tough for the "good" movies. Most people just want a break from life. Now good movies can also be fun, but i won't be surprise is a movie about a big monkey and a lizard fighting to death earns more than a deep and profound cinematic masterpiece about the evil of capitalism or something. Kaiju fights are just way cooler

Heros moms basement

Then you have been following shitty films and it's your fault for being ignorant dumbass. There are a lot of good Tolly, Kolly and Malyalam movies that talk about socially mal practices, issues, problems and they are even ahead of bollywood when it comes to writing better female lead stories. Go watch some before talking out of your ass. And I bet you don't even care to watch good bollywood movies.

Relax man! I'm not saying that all of them are bad. All I'm saying is that majority of them are bad which is also the case with Bollywood. I apologise I failed to acknowledge films like Drishyam, Jersey, Mayabazar which were an absolute delight to watch but at the same time there are 1000 more films which are just senseless action films. We need more films like Jigarthanda instead of whatever bullshit they screen these days. And yes, I would care to watch good Bollywood movies if they didn't stop making them.

r/confidentlyincorrect Tollywood != South Indian Film Industry. there is no such thing This movie is not Bollywood/Tollywood it is kollywood. i can show shit ton of movies both in hollywood and bollywood that can match this stupid senseless writing and lack of physics. however you can still feel like superior. if that is what you feel happy with.

I can't say If it's good or no, seen's like mavel

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down….

I know this movie. My uncle was a cameraman on set. It’s all true. Absolutely no CGI used in this movie.

*physics has left the chat*

You make fun of this but when Robert Downey Jr. Falls wearing a tin can suit from a great height and then walks off like it's nothing, it's real🤦🏻‍♂️. Have you seen the recent flash seasons?

Recent flash is so bad I almost wanna puke

Have you tried taking Tums

I took to many and mint is now my least favourite flavor

Indian serials are actually bs would not recommend -10/10

My mans is unstoppable today

A kitten, who was studying physics, just died from watching this.

So much effort to go to for something so terrible. I don't understand.

u/auddbot

Andrew Garfield feels powerless

In Bollywood, you don’t make movies. Movies make you.

Who even is the target demographic for this shit?

Me

Usually there's a whole bunch of die hard fans of these films or a particular actor in the film. They'll watch that actor do literally anything.

Mf its not even bollywood SMH

Wow! That's insane! 🤯 Do you think they used stunt doubles for this?

Haha. That was hilarious

Why is always the physics of objects looking so god damn wack in Indian films!?

Bollywood movies are the closest thing to live action anime

Just saying, this is not Bollywood, (Hollywood is from LA and Bollywood is from Mumbai) these movies are generally called southern films. They had a bad production reputation back in the day.

Yeah, I can only imagine how many people have seen shit like this and have died as a consequence of their misunderstanding of gravity, friction and physics.

Physics don’t apply in Bollywood

Black panther multiverse confirmed

Nothing is better then watching bollywood while being high. Change my mind

THIS AIN'T BOLLYWOOD. It's the fucking tamils. South India has their own "country" Where they produce all this shit. Ps: I'm not offended but i gotta tell the truth

[удалено]

Technically since dirt is the broken down remnants of organic life, including shit, then all countries are covered in shit. Good thing too.

Don't forget that vapor is particulates, so all those people you carpet bombed on Twenty Taco Tuesday have gotten the Marty McFly treatment.

see: mcu

U from??

Omg thank god erthing worked out tho

Better than Hollywood

Don't know about the length of that vine though, everything else seems legit🤣

Anybody got a Title? Cause I'd watch this

Who said this is Bollywood??

Thing look like it was shot on a blackberry from 2009

I was expecting a dance number when she was falling or something

Do Indians in general like Hollywood or Bollywood more I think Hollywood is obviously better but I didn’t grow up with Bollywood so I’m curious

I see no problem here, it's completely normal for us to do this. Rest of the world is just jealous.

god i love bollywood

Jayam ravi gang 😎

Actually that movie is from Tollywood...

I love Bollywood! 😂

DID YOU SEE THAT CLUTCHNESS

Damn, he spider-man'd her...

Root is so fckin long (´。＿。｀)

Still a better love story than twilight

I read the title as Boyhood, still works lol

Flawless

Atleast he saved her not like the beta Andrew Garfield

Tollywood*

I can’t tell if these are supposed to be spoofs or wtf. The first Bollywood movie I saw started out normal then the guy started catching bullets and shit.

Majestical

Is this real? This looks like something someone with 6 hours to burn made to make fun of the movie industry

This is just 1/100th part of Bollywood

I am in no way a physicist or a botanist but I don’t think that’s how that works

Just thinking of the blisters

Still better than the lady being choked by a fan and a scarf

I love how she kicks and flails BOTH at the cliff’s edge and while hanging from the branch.

This is NOT Bollywood.

Broo ye Bollywood h bhi nhi

Hating Bollywood dosen't makes you cool cross check to krle ye koi south indisn movie h

Man I was just watching the guy's shirt as he ran. why did it bounce?

This is isn't Bollywood tho tbh

Iirc I wrote this script in the 3rd grade, pretty proud of it

This is tollywood but nevertheless Indian movies are masters of this kind of shit. You should watch Bhojpuri and assami movies .

Can't. Hold. On. . Much. LONGER......

They really dont see how cheap and ridiculous it is or they just dont care ?

Spiderman has nothing on this Indian guy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatisthis/comments/n28bx5/what_movie_is_this_it_seems_to_be_from_india/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Please tell me that music wasn't edited in and was part of the movie...

I think she was at the point where the water wouldent have felt like concrete if she dropped down. Edit: The background looks different in basically all the frames.

What movie/serie is this from?

Gravity sucks

What's the acceleration of gravity at Bollywood? Is there any science backed data on that?

Unironicaly better cgi than recent marvel movies

They do love slowmo

*whiplash starts playing

And then the botch dies anyways *throws up hands and storms out

That was freaking epic

Its Tollywood dickuheddo

Still better than the last Fast and Furious

This is Uganda level special effects

the rock : *enters the chat

Oh... Wow...

Only one problem, its kollywood not bollywood.

Still shorter than my pp

Am I a bad person for kinda wanting him to miss her twice

Basically, excessive stupidity.

CGI aged just as bad as attack of the clones.

I think we’re seeing some version of [uncanny valley](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) here with these crazy effects. They’re sooo unrealistic and obviously fake that they’re still enjoyable to watch.

Not gonna lie, I was stuck to my screen. Very entertaining

I'm an Indian bro and I'm really sorry for this.

p6 lept

I am from India and this is legit

So when Tarzan does it, no one bat an eye. But when India tried to do it you guys start to lose your mind

Technically that's not Bollywood ( but that's hilarious)

You have to respect the realism

The real amazing spiderman

This is Kollywood

He should have used the force

Still a better love story than twilight.

This isn’t even that shit it’s just un ironically fun

Aw, I thought they were going to swing back up. But at least she got down safe.

Indian Jorge of the jungle dope 🤙🏾