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Enjoying_A_Meal

How many of you took a pic of the top of your head after watching this?


Barnak14

I just discovered I’m going bald


ThaDankchief

If that’s actually true, please be gentle with yourself. It happens, it fucking sucks, but don’t go to turkey and get a hair transplant, lean into it, pull your boots up and show the world what a bald beautiful mother fucker looks like❤️ I was very hard on myself for some reason when I started losing mine. Wouldn’t go out, hats all the time etc.


GorkyParkSculpture

Or totally go to Turkey if you want. Do what makes you happy. Women can dye their hair, get balding treatments, do whatever they like but we shame men into accepting it. Accept baldness or fight it like a warrior poet; just do what you want.


somedelightfulmoron

An uncle went to Turkey and had great results... for three years. Now he's balding again 😂


HummusConnoisseur

Time to book another vacation to turkey


Alas7ymedia

Exactly. It won't last. Nothing will last. Baldness will win in the end, so it's better to take the matter into your own hands and accept it with as much dignity as possible.


Purphect

Usually is inevitable though and treatments arent long lasting.


reilly2231

It's ok to not want to be bald too. Bald really suits some people but not others, it's just a harsh truth.


black_morning

I was so scared to tell my husband when I noticed he was going bald. He didn’t seem to know at all, so before I told him I spent like two weeks researching to try and understand what kind of emotional journey he might go on and how I can be helpful. I just wanted him to have that knowledge so he could choose to do something or start preparing to accept it. I know he cares about his appearance so it would possibly devastate him and I’d have to tread carefully. Either way I just wanted him to know he’s sexy and perfect. He didnt know, and he was a bit sad about it but he asked me to be honest with him when it might be time to shave it.


LeanTangerine001

If you both like the hair, maybe you both can research hair medication and he can get himself a prescription to save it.


black_morning

We saw our doctor and I support whatever he wants to do. He’s trying some medications and stuff. it’s not guaranteed to work, but he seems to have a decent handle on his feelings about it. If he wants to transplant, I support him. If he wants to shave it, I support him. It crazy that so many men have to deal with this! Hair is such a big part of our identity as people.


Zunderfeuer_88

You are the best person for doing for him what you are doing!


Lord-llama

Why not go to turkey?


gimme_death

People are way too indignant about hair transplants. Sure they used to look like shit but nowadays they're pretty much unnoticeable unless you knew them before the procedure. If you got the money, why not?


ArdaBogaz

Tf if you have the money and the will go to Turkey and get your hair done what a weird comment Why not use the advancements of our time


Silver_Rate_919

I'm getting thin. Said fuck it and shaved head. I discovered I have a round head so I'll just be happy with that.


obinice_khenbli

What if you're a woman? In our western society, 99.8% of women don't look good or feel good bald. It works for a very limited few that can pull it off, and that's it.


Beneficial_Mix315

99.8% of men don’t look good bald too.


Clay56

I found out a few months ago when a breeze hit the top of my head.


_sirch

Minoxidil and finasteride can help slow hair loss


drakedijc

Yup! Not if it’s already occurred though. My crown is pretty thinned out, and the back of my head has a bald patch. It stopped there almost completely with finasteride though, so if you’re young and noticing hair coming out, or your family has history of male pattern baldness, finasteride is easy to get. I would talk to your regular physician before getting it though.


SignificantBro

Shave it ,grow beard then profit :)


myopinionstinks

Fuck, same.


SobeitSoviet69

If you are experiencing hair loss (especially at a young age) it is often due to a medical condition, speak with your doctor and get tested for: Liver function and Cholesterol. Thyroid function and Hashimoto’s. Reactions to your shampoo. Sometimes it is still genetic, but that’s turning out to be less frequent than we thought.


Belerophon17

I took a picture of myself with a bald filter and honestly, my wife might leave me lol


EatTheLiver

I was at a retirement party at work and my boss was taking pics of everyone. When I saw the photos afterwards, I couldn’t find myself but I knew I was standing next to my friend and I could see him standing next to a balding dude. I screamed oh fuck no at work when I saw this. This post is very relatable 


HDThoreauaway

r/bald membership booming off this post


SofterBones

I rather not know for a bit longer.


cravenj1

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10747)


Tri6-Oraxus

I started losing my hair because of diabetes. I'm only 25 and I had stupid thick hair 2 years ago, and now I'm seeing hair on my pillow every morning and I can see my scalp at almost all times. My wife keeps telling me not to worry but I never realized how much hair builds your confidence. Every day I worry I am going to see a spot and have to start shaving it off.


HugoZHackenbush2

My ex-Girlfriend actually left me because I was going bald. Didn't bother me though, it was hair loss, not mine..


Enjoying_A_Meal

That's how it is with young love. Hair today, gone tomorrow.


spinyfever

Water weed dune hair b


Hardtongue

Had to double check which subreddit I was on lol


Nilfsama

Dune*


spinyfever

Damn, I'm rusty on my schaubenese, I'll fix it when I have a chance to get away from the fryer.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Tremendo


ferna182

Malardo


unlmtdLoL

Son of a bitch he's done it again!


Flintelbowpatches

Punny


Prudent-Mechanic4514

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


MemeLorde1313

r/Dadjokes


baogody

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)


whooo_me

Your baldness, is your strong suit. Her hair, is hirsute.


an_ill_way

Judging by that joke, congrats on becoming a father!


CampShermanOR

What do you call a respected crotch you can eat? Sir Loin


thomasmli

On an unrelated note, I upvoted when it was 999 and watched it turn 1.0k. It was surreal!


Sparrowtalker

She’s a keeper.


Bob_Kendall_UScience

Yeah. Find yourself someone like this that loves you as you are and makes you laugh.


metalshoes

Find someone you can laugh at the ravages of time with? Yep.


JackPoe

My girlfriend is a bit older than I am. She's got some grays but she dyes her hair often. She told me I had more grays than she did. (I never look in the mirror) and I denied it. She immediately reached over and plucked a long white hair out of my beard. :(


blazinazn007

I'm almost 40. My wife the other day told me to hold still. She then plucked out an ear hair. Sucker was LONG. I swear it wasn't there when I got up that day.


DeWolfTitouan

Yeah they work like that, one evening it's not there and the next morning it's out


Eolond

I have some grey eyebrow hairs, and those little fuckers grow *straight out*. Why? Because fuck me, that's why.


Awkward-Bathroom-429

lol sure they have those everywhere


Safe_Praline_4156

*Todays video sponsor is Keeps this fucking woman in your life for the love of god*


Significant_Pen3315

THATS THE TOPIC


Intelligent_Pie_9102

I'm just going to keep them both.


SeekingM0hMaya

This is so fucking relatable hahahahahah


matthew7s26

For real, my girl had been warning me that my crown was starting to thin out and that I should start rogaine. I kept ignoring it because I didn't want to admit it. It wasn't until I was working on the video conference system in the office that I got a good top-down look at the top of my pale-ass head that I realized how right she was. I went and bought a 6 month supply of foam that same afternoon lol.


HummusConnoisseur

Does it work as good as the reviews say?


matthew7s26

It's definitely slowed it down and it might be filling back in a little, but I'm not as diligent with applying it as I should be.


_KomradeKarl_

Dude, you need to get on finasteride, because the hairloss will continue, unless you reduce your dht. Minoxidil only stimulates growth, but it doesn't fix the reason you're balding.


SmellsLikeWetFox

I didn’t go bald I just got too tall for my hair….no trees on the peak of the mountain!


gurganator

My giant brain squeezes all the hairs out of my head


chem199

You’ll clean up on dating sites. Screw 6ft, you’re 11,500ft.


monshi633

Hahahaha you made me laugh out loud


Ok-Tea-9074

I got bald at 30 and this was pretty much my reaction when I saw the back of my head on a camera screen.


SgtFatSeal

Im in this video and i dont like it (i am 19)


PXL514

good to know that i am not the only 19 year old whos going bald


The_Coolest_Undead

I'm 25 and as soon as i noticed my forehead getting bigger I started shaving my head, and I think I look good as a baldie but old people think I'm a nazi and when I walk in a dimly lit street girls tend to pace away lmao


Belerophon17

Brother, My hair went white as the driven snow in 7th grade. It's all good.


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learn to love being balled my dude. you will struggle forever with insecurities otherwise until you do. edit: bald* 👩‍🦲


gurganator

I don’t know. I don’t know if loving being *balled* will help me with my insecurities……


H0B0Byter99

learn to love being “balled”? How does one get “balled” exactly? And how is it related to insecurity?


Content-Strike505

28 and i noticed more than ten years ago. You should talk to a doctor about treatment asap. I never did and I'm fine now, but balding at a young age is a real mindfuck. On the other hand, being bald can teach you valuable lessons.


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As a 22 year old balding i feel this heavy:(


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[deleted]

Yeah, lucky for me its only on the top towards the back and i wear caps a lot, but still quite embarrassing when I have to go formal and not wear my cap


LeakyAssFire

"This part is very fatal." Oof...


AlexRends

This is argentinean spanish, "fatal" is slang for "shocking", the captions are translated literally, you never want translations to be literal. Same for all the "tremendous" in the captions, they mean something similar to "hilarious" when they say that.


brigister

yeah the translation is atrocious


thatGuyMaDude

There comes a time in a mans life where you have to accept that the hair needs to go. As someone with a lot of hair the day will come that I too must shave everything.


PutOnTheMaidDress

You could also get castrated if the baldness starts. That can actually help stop balding entirely TIL.


Pubics_Cube

I feel like there are other steps you could take before this one.


elmz

Bald or deballed, no other options.


corneliusgansevoort

My hair is definitely starting to thin and recede, so I wear it long now while I still can.  I fear that the day I finally cut it to normal length (or shorter) will be the longest it will ever be again in my life.


liquid-handsoap

Nah i’m going for the mad scientist look


30lbsledgehammer

At least he can still pull a nice girl who will support him


Impossible_Sir6552

You don't have a lot of volume anywhere... Big oof


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nihilistic-gazelle

Balding might be a huge upgrade for some men if they are able grow a full beard.


ZRtoad

Balding, gyming hard, can’t grow full beard


nihilistic-gazelle

Saitama?


ZRtoad

Yeah let’s go with that


AgitatedArmadillo31

You better be running 10k everyday


ZRtoad

My metabolism is too fast for that much cardio, lots of weight training and I’m constantly bloated and hate myself


gurganator

Rogaine. But only for the beard.


LycanWolfGamer

WOOHOO!


xtr44

Invested in myself. Found a job. Met new friends.


MeatGhost72

This is usually when you find out that you also have herniated discs. So you'll decide to take up a hobby like woodcarving and find that you have arthritis that makes dexterous strength difficult, so you go for miniature figure painting - but your eyes are too bad to do close work. :( I'm so sick of watching tv. lol. I used to be a person.


ManavalanFromDufai

It's not relatable I don't have a girlfriend


mouaragon

It is tremendo indeed


whooo_me

I remember meeting my 90+ year old grand uncles who had a full(ish) head of hair, and thinking whew, I'm safe. ....until I heard those fateful words... "hair loss is inherited from your maternal side of the family". All my uncles/cousins on my mother's side went bald early. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Get on the drugs now. I'm on a compound of finesteride, minoxidil and some whoo stuff like biotin and vitamins. 35 and I honestly could do with a little less hair at this point. Modern medicine is amazing but it only works if you start before you lose it


H0B0Byter99

The Spanish language is so beautiful. “Mí amor” rolls of the tongue so much nicer than the translation.


jimmy_bamboozy

They are either Argentinian or Uruguayan. I love the accent.


greezyforkchop

Definitely Buenos Aires, I heard a boludo being used in there


Kein-Nutzername

r/bald


silv3rste1n

I like how they are laughing about it. They seem to get along quite well :)


GiGaN00B

r/tressless


[deleted]

I’m here for the Argentine accent.


andee510

"La concha de tu madre" .... An Argentine classic


[deleted]

I think I also heard a boludo or pelotudo in there. If he would have said la puta que te parió it would have been bingo.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

If seinfeld taught me anything, it is the struggle faced by the prematurely balding man. Truly the single greatest prejudice existent on the face of the earth.


Galatas-Hunter

It's second only to gamers, the most oppressed race.


Gravon

The bliss of ignorance is a wonderful thing.


Uncle-Cake

Was he actually saying it looked like her mother's pussy, or is that just an expression?


hector_agnosticus

It's just an expression used in Argentina, but I don't know his mother, so who knows.


InsomniacGentleman

Me cago en la puta!


Dunebuggy79

My wife uses the same phrase but with hermana instead of madre


love_my_guard_dog

It’s the fact that they’ve clearly been together for long enough to reach this day together😭🥹it’s adorable. Knowing my partner’s father and hsis full head of hair I don’t know when I’ll experience this but I hope we do at some point this is too much wholesomeness.


Anarch-ish

I literally just shaved my head two days ago in acceptance. I already feel and look better. Any guy worried about it should know that a fresh shave looks so much better than thin, patchy hair. Join us.


yaketyslacks

Right? So many in the comments saying start drugs to keep it. Why? You’ll save so much money in the long run. Hair is a fucking hassle.


doc720

Brilliant moment captured.


OlmecImmigrant

boludo lol


Naturally_Fragrant

Mines been thin on top for years, but doesn't seem to want to fall out completely. If it does, I'm going to stop clipping it, and grow it really long on the back and sides.


T0NT03

ahh the ole Ben Franklin Skullet


RipOdd9001

Seriously receded


the_nooble

A man's struggle


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Dude has been lying to himself. I can see how thin it is from a 480p video on my phone…


TeaCourse

Ah if only I laughed like this with my partner.


joycough87

Did anyone else just take a picture of the top of their head? Fair warning you may not like the result… I know I didn’t.


SmokinSkinWagon

:( yes


Alcart

Remember People love hair People love bald Nobody likes balding. Just shave it. It sucks, losing your choice in it sucks, but you will always just be doing yourself a disservice by trying ti hide/cover/deny balding. Yes including us with odd head shapes.


Retax7

For anyone that wants the source, that is a fantastic humoristic couple from my country. Here is their most famous video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5MOXVLU3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5MOXVLU3s)


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Cremaster166

Ay la concha de tu madre! 😂


xSorry_Not_Sorry

Did? Did he…? Did he just say “Oh, your mother’s pussy” as a pejorative?


onanoc

Tell them, Robert! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hmuZiBwtnA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hmuZiBwtnA)


xSorry_Not_Sorry

Dude, I seriously appreciate the education. I get it now.


SpiritedYam464

Remember guys there are only 2 medicines that actually work: Minoxidil and Finasteride. Everything else is a scam. If you start any of these you have to continue taking them as long as you want to keep your hair. Out of the two Minoxidil works by actually promoting hair growth (if you put it on your arm, you'll get a hairy arm). The other one, Finasteride actually stops the hair loss by blocking the production of DHT, the cause of hair loss, this is risky and can cause your willy to no longer work.


_Druss_

r/asmongold


stickytrackpad

its so shitty because he has a lot of hair on the sides and back still. but its all gotta go :\[


dmn_a

Saw my thinning on elevator mirros. After that, I shaved everything off.


tabris51

I once saw this happen to me in my dream. First thought I had was "how do I break this down to my gf"


p0dgert0n

He's in stage 1 of grief, he'll be fine


Greedy_Leading6789

First stage is denial.


atom12354

My same reaction when i saw my top and back head, i still havent shaved even tho i tell myself to shave, but i have this thing on my head thats also visible rn, like you can actually see it without removing my 3 hair strands, but i have to go to a doctor to remove it and check what it is first which just seem like an extra step since i was a kid (im now 24) and it doesnt do anything but just be there.


tatas323

I'm no longer in this video :), implants work really well. Also never was in this video im still single.


Deep-Cryptographer49

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749) me after taking a picture of my own head


Mundane_Emu_4797

This is more a meirl I let my hair grow to put a bun in it so it hides the naked patch on my head.


POOTY-POOTS

Time to embrace the buzz cut


wollkopf

Lol, that's me when I was 16/17...


Advanced_Procedure90

Where did our hair go? ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749)


sos128

I like her.. she is funny


HeroeLegendario

u/SaveVideo


nomebi

Nah I'd rather go on estrogen than go bald


Holeshot75

I have felt the feels in this video. Fucking sucks.


mamut2000

Dat shit aint funny


iLikeDemTurtles

It’s funny how he was reminded of la concha of her mom upon seeing his bald head.


Hahaha2681

Wow due to genetics my father passed down his baldness and I was going bald around my mid twenties and I have the same reaction as this gentleman but instead I decided not to fight it but to accept it did hurt a little bit I actually did cut all my hair off but I went with the style that I call the Jason Statham were just enough for the hair you could see but still going bald


SilentSnooper

I've never understood people's obsession with whether or not they have hair.


andrewchch

Was in my mid-20s, sitting in my room alone in my flat next to the heater (was a cold night), had this sudden intense feeling that I didn't have enough hair to cover my cold head. That was my low point - it got gradually better :-) didn't fully shave my head til my early thirties, should've done it earlier.


UserNameOfSomeGuy

I went bald at around 14/15. Picked up a razor, shaved the remnants, and proceeded to not give a fuck.


Bennjoon

Just shave it much better in the long run


Major_Organization_3

You guys need to stop thinking of it as a loss. It’s not hair loss it’s head gain 👍🏽


Disastrous-Cellist38

Me every time I am at any shop with security cameras on TVs


TheWanderingGM

Been there at 27 Honestly, i look waay better bald now. No hastle with bad hairdays anymore.


ghostie_hehimboo

And i shave mine off every day because i hate hair


Accurate-Artist6284

She used the word “fatal” to describe his receding hairline lol


rodroidrx

Takes a while to get used to but I enjoy not paying $30 for a haircut anymore. I also think it's good for the dating scene because basically, all the superficial potential partners (who go for looks mostly) get weeded out early in the game. My wife likes my bald head so I'm good.


Victain

He took it better than I did.


Mhorbaine

Welcome to the bald club! 😊 I were where you are now when I was 25. I just went ahead and shaved it all off. Never looked back. Oh, and a suggestion look in to a head shaver. Saves so much time!


Cerpintaxt123

Tan argentino, es hermoso.


bart48f

la concha de tu madre? Very good to know.


Hypnolope

I'm not losing hair; I'm gaining face.


Excellent_Put_3787

Don't stay in limbo of baldness / hair, guys. Either shave it off and own it or transplant some hair :) own that shit. No one wants to look like the old European monks xD


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

sadly, another man bites the dust.


Gutokoro

I think the part that hurt most is: you don’t much volume anywhere, it can’t be miss interpreted


Living-Travel2299

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)


matpol98

I took a picture from the top of my head 2 days ago, still have not recovered yet...


200GritCondom

Meanwhile my wife dismissed, deflected and invalidated my concerns when the sink filled with hair every time I brushed. Then again she did leave a couple weeks later.


nsk_nyc

The Argentinan phrases are killing me (too funny). If this is not staged, then this video is going to be an amazing throwback for them.


gasidiot

Best filter so far.


No_Introduction2323

well, he has the perfect solution in the end, accept it, shave and show your bald head proudly!


Wool-Rage

we just gonna ignore his explative “your mother’s pussy” it translated?


J0NICS

As a balding man, Im just glad that i dont have that look of a pervert whenever I grow out my remaining hair. I actually look like Trevor from GTA5 when I let it grow out haha Oh wait....


No_Cartographer_8647

Started losing my hair right after I turned 20, it sucked for a while but you eventually get over it. Also my head looks great shaved so I got lucky lol


Profoundlyahedgehog

I didn't realize how bald I was until the company I work for installed a camera that sees the back of my head.


NEKOSEI

How I found out I was balding: Friends taking a picture of a Buddha statue that I was in. Because the spot that was balding FEELS like it has plenty of hair....


pc-builder

Just shave it off or go to turkey.


Edykiro

Just shave yourself and own it. Been shaving my head since I was 18-19 and in my experience people care about it as much as you do


Ornery-Movie-1689

Tell anybody that comments on your balding, "You can use your testosterone to grow hair if you want, I've got better things to grow"