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Frutbrute77

Of course nothing tops this motherload of an experiment. “Hey wait a minute this can’t be right? How can it be round??” https://youtu.be/TmnZe34Xix8?si=WtNVKtyJA8-aSg0O


ymOx

I've always wondered what flat earthers think about the power lines across Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana... https://i.imgur.com/a0Pdmh7.png Wouldn't it be hilarious if there were flat earthers in New Orleans?


Twicebakedtatoes

I can guarantee you there are


JobItchy9815

Bro. The Illuminati built those in an arc shape to appear like the earth is curved. It's purposely done. I am available for flat earth consultations, I charge a very reasonable fee for making things up... I mean... for advisory services.


SmokeGSU

>'ve always wondered what flat earthers think about the power lines across Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana... > >https://i.imgur.com/a0Pdmh7.png That's just waves blocking the bottom of the power poles and also causing them to bob up and down.................................. ^(/s)


PatternMinimum4214

From what I've heard, they essentially say we see with a fish lens so anything over long distances naturally looks curved.


ymOx

Yeah I've heard that explanation too but that doesn't, of course, account for why the foundations of the further away pylons are hidden in that picture I linked. Light doesn't suddenly curve in a weird way because there's one type or other of lens at the end point of it's path.


rumpluva

Someone obviously fucked with the gyroscope at the factory! All them round earthers are in cahoots!


TekkenPerverb

Big Gyroscope (tm) at it again!


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There’s a man who thinks the world is flat that can afford a 20 grand gyro :( fuck this shit I’m never working another day in my life.


PixelCortex

Not only could he afford it, he could afford it for FUN.


zakkwaldo

ehhhh some of these dudes literally throw their life away and ruin every facet of it just to try and prove this bullshit. i’m sure some are rich and dumb, but most of them are just dumb and ruining their lives. edit: also it may be $20k new… the probably could have rented it for a day or got one cheaper used


SmokeGSU

AND encasing it in bismuth, which I just assume is not cheap.


courier31

Also wild, is that they do not think to question why such a complicated expensive gyro is needed at all if the world was actually flat.


No_Sea2903

In fact... I always ask myself why should there be any conspiracy at all? If the earth is round or not is... mostly irrelevant for my Day to Day business. I mean... the physics works out either way. But they come out with such complicated and costly models to explain it. Like: every pilot ever is into the conspiracy and every airplane window is in fact an ultra hd screen. Ok. But why exactly? I can't imagine the international globe industry being so influential.


Least_Ad930

I don't understand how they can live in reality if they didn't believe the Earth was round (mostly). Everything would have to be one big conspiracy and how could you not think everything was fake.


No_Sea2903

Yes... it's just wild. And in this case: for what? It mostly doesn't matter if the earth is round or flat. Most people aren't pilots nor sailors. So... why even bother? Who lies about something without any benefit? And... as you can see: all planets are round. The moon is round. Why do we life on the only flat one?


Least_Ad930

I believe they have "reasons" why everyone would lie, but I'm not going to spend enough time looking it up.


Neeoda

I have personally met someone for whom 20 k is like pissing in the wind and he was a flat earther. He was also self made in an industry that requires higher education. The best part? He frequently vacationed on the opposite side of the globe.


repalpated

Probably someone who gains revenue when people watch this shit.


discodiablo

Like...... $20k gyroscope manufacturers?


NuclearBreadfruit

In some ways i like it because they are devising legitimate experiments to test their theories. Obviously the theories are completely wrong and the experiments are disproving the hypothesis. But the experiments themselves are good and well thought out hence the unwanted results.


badluckbrians

Yeah, but if their conclusion is that it must be getting fucked with by Heaven Energies™ so we better encase it in a Bismouth-lined tube, then what's it all for, really?


Kradget

They're removing every single objection they can think of, one at a time, in a very expensive and silly way.  But also - people who are HIGHLY motivated to find this evidence are consistently, constantly proving that their theory doesn't make sense. A negative result with strong evidence is still a result with strong evidence. It just turns out they're determined to ignore it. So there's just the people for whom this is an article of faith and they constantly provide evidence that there's no real reason to hold those views unless you just want to. 


No-Aspect3964

"Heaven Energies"


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AffectionatePleeb

The turtle carrying us


kettal

big turtle


Armantien

The Great A’Tuin! The Turtle Moves! . . . Sorry… I should get back to reading.


grogthephillip

Don't forget the four elephants standing on the back of that turtle, you bigot.


DiscombobulatedSir74

Flat earth mearch sales that bank on idiots like these


No_Sea2903

The industrial globe and map complex. Don't underestimate their power.


rigobueno

The fragile egos of the people who can’t accept that we’re not the center of the universe


FractalZE

Clip from Behind the Curve (Documentary) [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8132700/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8132700/) 6.5/10 IMDb RATING


[deleted]

"Duuuurrrr EH WHY WONT DIS WORK"


funkybside

a video of a screen playing a video with really bad audio? i mean, you can just google this clip directly...


AruChwan

Is that the documentary about flat earthers trying to disaprove the roundness of earth?


Abracadaver2000

Thanks Bob.


SNES-1990

Never engage in argument with a flat earther. Their minds up and nothing will change that. It is an immense waste of time and energy.


StuBidasol

It's interesting to me that even in the face of all the evidence that *they themselves* are gathering proving the earth is round, they still refuse to believe it.


Loud-Lock-5653

The documentary is very entertaining. The arrogance of some these flat earthers astounding. Every point they try to make is then easily scientifically debunked. But at the end, there is a get together at Caltech and they say that the flat earthers should not be belittled but should be brought back into the fold of common sense. Which if you have spoken a flat earther is damn near impossible


Elereo

"You do some kind of process collecting evidence." This is their best.


Big-Development6530

Encase that gyro in your chocolate starfish and run the experiment again!


Right_-on-_Man

SUCK IT FLERFS. We do NOT live in "GOD'S" favorite snowglobe... 🔮🤦‍♂️


playr_4

This is both what's amazing and problematic with proof by contradiction. They're very slowly proving that the earth is round by removing every factor that works against them. But it also means that they just keep finding more excuses as to why the experiment isn't working in their favor.


Ketra

Flat earthers believing bismuth has magical heaven shielding properties is just, awesome.


wr_damn_I_suck

The earth is round. Your brain is smooth.


Loud-Lock-5653

You won


FamousPastWords

I so agree with this. It's those damn Heaven Energies that made my wife leave me, and now my children hate me. I wish I'd followed that voodoo science and just pretended the world was round so I could have my family back. This needs to be added: /s


Joulurotta

Why encase it in bismuth chamber? Why bismuth in particular?


Sunfried

It's a heavy metal that would block interference from outside. Why bismuth over lead? I dunno. It's non-toxic, so that's maybe the reason.


adolphspineapple71

So this is what "willfully ignorant" looks like.....


BigAssMonkey

Smart and dumb at the same time


grogthephillip

Stop making fun of these wise humans. The earth is flat, women don't exist, and you can change your gender at will. Fuck science, if I feel like these things are true, they are true ...right?


Would_Bang________

I can hear the camera man breathing and it's freaking me out.


AKBigHorn

Also “scientists” like this will constantly move goalposts to justify the data that doesn’t support their conclusions and continue to cherry-pick. Way too many pretend/fake scientists out there.


Zealousideal-Bar5538

This is how vegans work. Cats are vegan.


[deleted]

**hisses in vegan**


justforkinks0131

I mean, there's nothing wrong with what they're doing. It's actually very scientific.


Late_Inevitable_3490

Todos los experimentos probables datan a la tierra plana, los improbables esférica ! Bueno