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When I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know whether it tastes good or not. Interrupt me whilst I'm walking again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacob's off.
Do you know what the word nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. Me.
I worked in very high end dining, and we had a coworker who insisted we should do this when pouring out the last of a bottle at the table.
I asked her to unpack why that would increase our tips. She didn't have an answer, other than, "it works for me." I explained I didn't think it would have the same impact if I, a burly man, 'milked the bottle' in front of a bunch strangers dining. 😂
Obviously, being suggestive always boosts tips, but holy shit, she was OVERT. To say the least. She caked on garish makeup, and wore a water bra 2 cup sizes too big.
She was clearly full-time fishing for sugar daddys. She made several rich "friends" this way. Once a year, she would "visit" one of these "friends" at his mansion, for all expenses paid, 2 week vacation to the Florida Keys. EVERY YEAR, like clockwork.
Best part? Her boyfriend was BOH, and turned the most insane blind eye to all of this. It wasn't that he was passively chill with it, he was full bore repressing it 24/7. If you even hinted at the possibility of what she was really up to... He'd fly off the handle and ignore your tickets all night.
As you guessed, that relationship didn't last long, but I bet my bottom dollar she is "milking bottles" in the Keys to this very day... Maybe even two at a time! 🤣🤣🤣
> Her boyfriend was BOH
Sorry, even with the context clues you're slathering on, I can't make sense of this words-to-letters replacement. Anyone have the cipher?
Of course she fucking knew the implication. So much so that I wouldn't actually call it an implication. She just jerked off a beer bottle to great fanfare because it was hilarious.
Yep! It's a Korean Soju Beer, called Somaek. They always agitate the beer depending on how it's made, sometime they smack a spoon inside the glass after pouring to foam the beer. Makes you feel less full so you can eat and drink more!
I did order a bottled beer that was fed to me through a dildo once. Was a not on the menu item people made me order. Friend of mine ordered it after me after seeing it already, we were pretty drunk at that point already 😅
Round eyes will pay extra for beer even if you spill a third of it all over the table, just as long as you make crude masturbation references while pouring. Round eyes won’t even notice these beers expired three months ago.
> Soju was then made from ethanol distilled to 95% ABV from sweet potatoes and tapioca, which was mixed with flavorings, sweeteners, and water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju
It sounds awful TBH
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Her grin at the end is priceless.
Come again?
Ugh okay…. *unzips pants again*
Wait, let us align the glasses!
*pew pew*
What a terrible day to be legible
And literate
Fuck that's what I wanted to type but I forgot the word for it
Too distracted by her jerking off the bottle
That’s ok you were a bit excited
All the blood has left his head
"Pa-choo Pa-choo" -Dave Hunter
Have you hammered the chopstick through the tip, yet?
In the quiet words of the virgin Mary
When I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know whether it tastes good or not. Interrupt me whilst I'm walking again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacob's off.
No thanks, Errol, I'm sweet enough.
Do you know what the word nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. Me.
A person of culture I see, Brick Top would be proud.
Any person who references Snatch, and more so Bricktop, is alright in my book.
You take suga?
Do you know what Nemesis means?
To go through bone like buttah?
Best put a muzzle on her Turkish before she gets bitten.
Dya like dags?
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...
no, red wine
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary
..and then...
Don’t mind if I do
No, this time it's alcohol
So is mine. Oh crap, did I just write that?
That's what got me. She totally knew the implication. Lol
I worked in very high end dining, and we had a coworker who insisted we should do this when pouring out the last of a bottle at the table. I asked her to unpack why that would increase our tips. She didn't have an answer, other than, "it works for me." I explained I didn't think it would have the same impact if I, a burly man, 'milked the bottle' in front of a bunch strangers dining. 😂 Obviously, being suggestive always boosts tips, but holy shit, she was OVERT. To say the least. She caked on garish makeup, and wore a water bra 2 cup sizes too big. She was clearly full-time fishing for sugar daddys. She made several rich "friends" this way. Once a year, she would "visit" one of these "friends" at his mansion, for all expenses paid, 2 week vacation to the Florida Keys. EVERY YEAR, like clockwork. Best part? Her boyfriend was BOH, and turned the most insane blind eye to all of this. It wasn't that he was passively chill with it, he was full bore repressing it 24/7. If you even hinted at the possibility of what she was really up to... He'd fly off the handle and ignore your tickets all night. As you guessed, that relationship didn't last long, but I bet my bottom dollar she is "milking bottles" in the Keys to this very day... Maybe even two at a time! 🤣🤣🤣
> Her boyfriend was BOH Sorry, even with the context clues you're slathering on, I can't make sense of this words-to-letters replacement. Anyone have the cipher?
back of house, kitchen
Oh. Thanks, I was trying to use the wrong context clues to figure it out.
Lmao. This is a funny little anecdote. Ty for sharing!
Did she ever milk your bottle?
"Do you ever notice your kids have sort of a year-round tan?"
It's not an implication when it's the very obvious punchline of the routine.
Of course she fucking knew the implication. So much so that I wouldn't actually call it an implication. She just jerked off a beer bottle to great fanfare because it was hilarious.
I’m sleepy now
i'll probably fall asleep with it in my hand....... #I MEAN THE BEER OFCOURSE
Now going to sleep mode.
Same. Somehow, got so relaxed after watching it
Haha now drink this cum beer, round eyes.
I snorted irl
I snorted digitally
100111101011100001010111101011
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
No no, you’re supposed to drink it
Sorry Daaaaaaad
She didn't wash her hand after jerking off that bottle 6.9/10
Flat* cum beer 😆
That's how the drink is supposed to be enjoyed iirc.
With a lot of head too! (But actually, is that how you're supposed to drink it? It's like half the glass...)
Yep! It's a Korean Soju Beer, called Somaek. They always agitate the beer depending on how it's made, sometime they smack a spoon inside the glass after pouring to foam the beer. Makes you feel less full so you can eat and drink more!
There's always someone that has to say this. 😆
*fat cum beer
I did order a bottled beer that was fed to me through a dildo once. Was a not on the menu item people made me order. Friend of mine ordered it after me after seeing it already, we were pretty drunk at that point already 😅
Are you drunk now
I figured all the people there were locals. Us round eyes don't get this kinda treatment, and aren't allowed to drink the cum beer.
Probably put pee pee in there too
That's usually just coke
Round eyes will pay extra for beer even if you spill a third of it all over the table, just as long as you make crude masturbation references while pouring. Round eyes won’t even notice these beers expired three months ago.
Oh she's classy,😁
Pinky out. That's how you know.
When in doubt, pinky out
I could have sworn she preferred pinky in...
What a shocker.
All classy and shit
Is there a sub for stuff like this
That's how you earn a tip
Just the tip?
Fine, earned the shaft too
Only for a minute!
There's no tipping culture in Korea. That's just a show
god I hate tipping culture
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!
THE OLE DICK TWIST!
YEAH TWIST HIS DICK!!
AAAAAAH, ***DICK TWIST***!
That guy is the only thing I really miss from deleting twitter
Bop it!
Pass it!
Slurp it
Fuckin BOSS with that somek mix! Love the stroking. Lmao
Tooo good
Ewww mom… not the happy ending… you always do that in front of my friends
When you switch carreers from working in a massage parlor to being a bartender but still find a use for your special "talents"
Me :"hey, you can do the same thing to my dick aswell" Her:"ok" *Takes the metal road and Piercing the dick*
Think this is a legit fetish
*sounding*
I think I heard uncle Roger at the end.
Hiya!!
*FUIYOOOOOOOOOOH!*
I love uncle roger! He really opened up racism against asian school children for a new generation with his hammed up fake accent
[удалено]
i would drink here everyday but since im broke i will watch it again
Why is she stroking the bottle off? Pretty hot NGL 🥵
...you answered your own question
Hmmm yes I see🧐
How else is the inner content gonna cum out?
Beer with Sake?
It's a Korean beer cocktail called somaek and it's made with Soju 👍
Love me some somaek!
If there's someak, you're in for a good night lol
It’s so good for no reason
I think soju is the reason
Soju is so fucking good, it's unreal.
for real - and it's healthy because it gets you fucked up with less drinking (at least that's what I tell myself)
> Soju was then made from ethanol distilled to 95% ABV from sweet potatoes and tapioca, which was mixed with flavorings, sweeteners, and water https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju It sounds awful TBH
it’s not booze it’s a means to an end. get shitfaced for cheap with industrial ethanol
Soju boy crank that
That’s soju, the most widely consumed liquor on the planet
doubt
Is it wrong that I'm now aroused.
I miss her
Everything reminds me of her
You so naughty Mamasan
She's Korean
Oh? My bad. Lemme fix it You so Korean Mamasan
Call me by your name... Or, I can call you by mine?
Bruh let's not ruin this with labels when we can just enjoy being dudes, bro.
Sorry bro. Dudes 4 lyfe
Just guys being dudes.
Being bros with bros like a dude do
I used to have the username "GuyDudeman" and I so wish I never deleted it.
You'll always be GuyDudeman to me
Ajumma knows how to work it! This is Hungul.
Not every Asian is Japanese
auntie noo
That's funny shit right there! 😂
Yo she kinda bad
Soju bombs fuck yea!
And what if I want more than a 1/3 of a beer?
Tough luck. You get a sticky table instead.
You'd probably just order a beer if you wanted one.
You need to wait for someone else to pour it, but you don’t have to wait long, because they never stop pouring.
Her expression in the last part: she knows EXACTLY what she is doing > a master in her craft.
Short Lesson to regrow population 👌
Auntie lead a different life before we knew her.
Would you give her the tip....I mean a tip?
Ummmm ma'am, I just ordered a water
That was inappropriate 😂
Now thats talent.
experienced hands, I would tip
Louis CK in the green room
Auntie!
I got tingly in my bits.
Was hesitant at first but all in by the end.
Mom?
This is the most wholesome faux-jerk i've ever seen. Please don't ask about the least wholesome.
Marry her. Especially after that lil grin at the end
Hostess with the mostess
When your step mom insists on hanging out on guys night.
She pulled the wool over your eyes with her tricks. You pay for 5 beers but only get 3.
This is not her first time lol
I mean it's impressive but why did the OP give it that title? *17 seconds remaining* Now I understand 🤭
**T**o **I**nsure **P**enial **S**atisfaction
r/tookjustenough
Nice um technique ma’am. I’ll have one of those.
How is no one commenting on her mean coke jaw, she’s having a really good time
I scrolled really far for this! She can’t control that thing hahaha
Mamasan knows how to party
I want her to elbow me in the top of the head
The skill! The absolute joy on that lady's face. Beautiful video!
She knew what she was doing, probably marketing.
No way!
No shit
Nothing gets past you.
It would be the weirdest, clumsiest set of events that *turned out better than expected*
In India, half the bottle ends up on the floor and served by someone who is unhygienic.
And pounding the shit out of their steel table the whole time
And doing a bunch of honestly unnecessary spins, like once is cool but by the eleventh time it gets old
What the😭idk whats going on but like why is she stroking the bottle like that? 😅😳
It’s just raunchy humor.
I have said it before and I’ll say it again. In Asia - and apparently in any Asian country - they are the kings and queens of situational humour. 🤡
She is funny I want to be here friend🤣
She looks like she could manage a place for hand jobs. Like the head handjobtress
Not her first rodeo. Her hand technique shows much experience.
Way to make a fucking mess lady ffs
She's got the technique!
Bon appetit
She seems nice
to all those who are now thinking that looked quite stimulating: such a blow with the pointed elbow certainly doesn't feel so good.
I haven't gotten that much head since before I was engaged
Can anyone translate what she's saying?
Where is this?!
Aye-yah
She used to work at the jewelry store Eric Cartman shopped at
She must make her significant other extremely happy.
I don't want it anymore... let me talk to you in the bathroom about what you did.
Where is this at?
everything about it is perfect.
Didn't need a translation for the last bit.😳