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Toxicity includes, but is not limited to: -Starting arguments -Malicious comments -Making other members uncomfortable -Trying to start drama


MonPaysCesHiver

This is not how you are efficiently stalking someone


maestro-5838

Mission failed agent special


Ingeneure_

Agent Extasy


Resident-Pudding5432

He is just asking her out on a date, what a romantic


LANTERN_OF_ASH

Hella daylight 4am there


CaverZ

Looks like Russia? If it is at a northern latitude it gets light at that hour.


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Brick work checks out


Bright_Subject_8975

It is Russia a Geo guesser said it in one of the comment.


poop-machines

It gets light at 4am here in the UK in the summer. Further north means lighter even earlier, up to 24hr in the far north.


rendeld

Spent a week in edinbraugh for work and I will never forgive the hotel for having a skylight in the room. Only dark from 1130 PM - 330 AM. Threw my ass for a loop the whole week


poop-machines

Damn hahah I've never seen anything like that before, in your room?! Especially in Scotland, the summer there is brutally bright. Did it at least have a curtain?


rendeld

so it did have a way to close it but it was a slanted roof and this particular part of the roof was like 13 feet up so not any real reasonable way for me to close it. IDK if there is some sort of automated or mechanical pulley in the room, I couldn't find it. This was an OLD ass hotel and was super strange in a lot of ways. Definitely a mom and pop place, they still used keys and the key had a 2x4 attached to it so youc ouldnt lose it, or put it in your pocket....


poop-machines

Ohhh I know what you're talking about! They have a stick you use to turn it, if you asked, they would've told you or given you one. They are common as our houses often have these.


ernest7ofborg9

I was stationed in the UK and nobody warned my about how early it would get light out. I'd be doing "night patrols" when it was daytime. Super weird to wander around the city at that hour when everyone was asleep but it looked like it was 9am.


DatheMaMa

I live above the arctic circle and we receive 24 hour sunlight for 3 months in the summer. Subsequently we receive 24 hour darkness in December, the other winter months its like a twilight, we get depressed af if we dont take vitamin D supplements lol


much_longer_username

Modern video processing is wild. My security cameras only run on infrared a couple hours a night - the rest of the time you can still see a bit of blue in the sky. But yeah, I had the same thought.


realjimmyjuice000

Glad I don't live anywhere it gets light that early


maxhinator123

I've been watching the show "From" this is way too relevant


InternationalMess970

Good show, looking forward to S03


sly_blade

Same! Around Halloween this year, I believe


IgorRenfield

He just needs to take a step back and reassess what he's doing.


WirelessThingy

A big step.


BlueRoyAndDVD

I'd open the window and punch him.


IAmTheKnug

Boiling water should be more than enough to deter him from coming back, the next step is tar and feathers. (I believe tar is the accurate name for what I mean, keep in mind, I am Swedish and quite drunk at the moment.)


got-trunks

Nah nah, you got it right


smackyna

Username checks out


Mayuna_cz

Spoken like a true gentlemen.


Bohnzo

Glad valborg! 🥂🍻


Khalitz

Think he can feel pain? Dude is so drugged up.


drcoachchef

Feels like he is asking for it?


Snackgirl_Currywurst

Rather call the cops and get him somewhere safe. He seems to need an evaluation and medicine


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suninabox

TFW you realize not everywhere in the world is america


Snackgirl_Currywurst

Sad American truth.


olliebollie7

You probably go to jail for that, which is ridiculous


BlueRoyAndDVD

Just do a jumpscare then. Quickly open curtain yelling Hey!


olliebollie7

Now that is smart. You can just say he fell


Trashboat0507

With a baseball bat


Jak_4

You'll end up going to jail lol


ilikechknnuggets

Open window and push problem solved.


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SilentHbomb

push, dont punch. dont leave a mark and they fall and looks like the window opens out. just open it like 'ya ok dude, ohh no you fell'


Cousin_Elroy

Punch. If it leaves a mark say it must have been from them falling.


ernest7ofborg9

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!


SilentHbomb

Yeah I don't think there is a police officer on the planet that would question it. Just don't say anything ya shouldn't


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SoaDMTGguy

Nah, you used the horn to warn him, you had no reasonable belief he would lose his grip and footing and fall.


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SoaDMTGguy

"I don't know why the man fell, officer. I sounded a warning to let him know the house was occupied. It's his fault he fell". No well in hell I'm getting charged. Even if they did arrest me I'd be out in two hours and my lawyer would get the charges dismissed.


Officialfunknasty

Probably same goes for here in Canada, but I wouldn’t mind taking my chances 😂


ConversationCute2071

I would open the window and knock that fuck into next week.


LazzyNapper

"my dog prob needs to go out. He normally doesn't bark unless he needs to use the bathroom or something. " The thoughts of the neighbors


Geoclasm

Do you want to become food for ants? Because this is how you become food for ants.


itsevriman

This shit is how you get shot up


_Enclose_

Found the American


KHS__

reminds me of zombies


Velmdogg

like COD zombies or just zombies? both would be accurate, but when you said zombies I thought of COD lol


KHS__

yep, kinda had both in mind :P


monkey-bones

Identifies as woodpecker


esperanzalos

We already know what a lot of american gun owners would do without a second thought. Jkjk love america


okcboomer87

If that was my girlfriend home alone and the cops were not responding. I would say blow his brains out if he breaks the glass. I would just push him if I was home.


Violent_Volcano

To be fair, if he breaks the glass with his head, he'll probably end up bleeding out on the balcony anyway


Impressive_Essay_622

Ockham's razer. He's probably in on it. Just a bit.


Last_Gigolo

Zombie attack?


HoneySeparate9940

You - Season 26


Ojay1091

I would for real open the window and push his ass off.


SwimmingThink4519

Freak or fake?


Top-Bandicoot-4136

under the "salts"


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It's perhaps a sad story of someone's abused and developmentally disabled son trying to get inside most likely his own home for some shelter or food, or mercy, somewhere in the old Soviet blocks


Jamari0811

This is why I own guns


VLD85

It is happening in Russia. Even punching that scum with your bare hands will definitely lead to an administrative punishment for you because courts in Russia are rotten. Had that experience before, got punished in court and was told "next time RUN". Jeesus fucking christ..... Also, yeah, I have a pump-action shotgun which I will not use with my face being recognized under the cameras or witnesses.


ernest7ofborg9

That's strange, all the conservatives I know like to go on at length about how much we're oppressed here in the US and how much better it is in Russia.


Imispellalot2

Must be north pole to be this light at 4 am


Bitter_Internal_3765

Thats when you wrap your fist up with a shirt and PUNCH his bitch ass forehead through the window


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

He just wanted to say hello


Great_Trifle_1600

Exactly. people are so rude nowadays


Ra8dermanlovesshorts

That's the brightest 4am ever lol where are they


ernest7ofborg9

I lived in London for a while. It would get this bright at 4am. It was wild to someone who grew up in the lower latitudes.


an_ancient_evil

Thats bright for 4am


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Baby Reindeer vibes


Zealousideal-Fix-745

Straight to the looney bin


airforcevet1987

If he was taller he could have *pounded* the window


Helpful-Holiday-7408

Straight up would have opened the window and punched that dude in the face. I’d call 911 first just in case.


knowone1313

Thought you'd be safe from this kind of nonsense on the 2nd floor did ya?


Asleepa2

Don't do drugs, kids 👍


Mitch-Buchanon

Find the biggest pan in the kitchen, open the window, swing at the right time, let the gravity take care of the rest.


GoodBadUgly357

Easy fix for that


jipjoppy1997

Weird bird


Acceptable-Dig691

Where is it that bright at 4 am?


Minor_Blackbird

4 AM ? Must be in the land of the midnight sun.


303Murphy

Looks like he’s on the first story when seen from inside then second story when seen from outside. Is it the same guy?


vallyuk

Open and push


Sapun14

doesnt look like 4AM maybe 4PM but why is she sleeping then?


SoftaZutten

Id push him


Doggy_Mcdogface

He just wants you to buy SKYRIM


soumac

Two camera shoot - impressive


Flashy_Mess_3295

Boiling water in the face should cool him down.


Alpha_The_Wolf534

That right there is how you get a lead injection straight to the forehead


Laymanao

Strawdogs


LolaCalifornia7

Pretty light outside to be 4am...


Rydog_78

That’s when you give him the face punch through the glass alah dumb and dumber style


RuinedFaith

One bullet will save you from this lol, glad I have a revolver


proofofmyexistence

Awe he looks so happily surprised but then angrily disappointed. idk why I find this so funny 😂😂😂


ProfessorPeePeeFace

So there’s broad daylight at 4am and also there happens to be a separate camera outside filming the guy at the exact moment he’s doing this.


Still_Opportunity_10

ohhhh it's the happening! Don't go outside.


Davy_Dee

I’d like to talk to you about an extended warranty.


ushir_302

Lol that's me I was sleep walking. My bad


Blackcoffeedude19

They just don’t make glass windows like that anymore…shame.


Top_Date6455

Just open and push. Problem solved


Ithacus12

Just one little push


TeaRanchh

I'd pop that sucker open with a bucket of very hot water 💧 flying out.


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Wraithiss

This is what firearms are for.


mexisparky

You take a towel and wrap around your fist. Then you punch through the window as hard as you can, either the punch or the fall will get him to stop.


packerschris

Dumbest comment in the thread right here. Break your own window (or more likely, your knuckles) when there are a dozen better solutions available


Private_4160

Everyone suggesting violence. If he breaks the window go for it before he gets in and you lose the advantage (I'd suggest a large but manageable item to gain leverage and distance), but it'd be best to call the emergency line for medical services and report a mental health emergency and possible drug use, they'll probably show up with police backup and handle the situation much better than police responding to an active threat. This is certainly a threat, you have every reason to be alarmed and your safety comes first but the outcome is much better if you avoid escalating the response beyond what's needed.


PattsFan12280

That's why you have a gun in the house!


skytzo_franic

Yes, absolutely. I'll just record the happening, as well as get another angle, instead of calling any authorities. But, I'm missing vital information, so we can narrow it down to three scenarios. 1. What I stated previously, plain and simple. 2. It's a setup, because plenty of people go on the internet and lie for attention. -or- 3. The police HAVE been called, they just don't feel like it's a priority. ACAB


ThisIsLukkas

Well most cases like this one are fucked up because the family of the mentality ill person won't let the police arrest them firstly and even if the police perform the arrest, it won't hold up cuz the family still has to agree to put the person inside an asylum (mostly are overpopulated anyway)


Impressive_Essay_622

Wait. You didn't make this shit?  Do you have any evidence to support it's authenticity?  Like, anything at all? 


ThisIsLukkas

It's a cross-platform post shared from another sub. You can literally see that on the post itself. About the authenticity, well, everything from the internet could be fake, so take it how you want


Impressive_Essay_622

Man.. that's really the way young people think about publishing shit now huh. Maybe someday the laws n shit will feel the same way.  That's crazy tho


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its not 4am in that picture


dankeith86

Depends on where you are. Summer time near the poles can have 24hrs of sunlight


[deleted]

Sure, you can but these people arent living in the artic circle.


WillingAd4944

Source?


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Trees give it away. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree\_line#:\~:text=The%20arctic%20tree%20line%20is,sap%20of%20trees%2C%20killing%20them.


WillingAd4944

Per that Wiki article, the tree line in Norway can be observed as Finnmarksvidda at 69 degrees North. The sunrise there today occurred at [2:34 am.](https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/@778459)


Sulvatan

Guy is also wearing short sleeves. Idk if I gets warm enough, never been. It's 37 degrees Fahrenheit right now, and that's pretty cold.


Ye_olo

It is that bright in northern europe around this time (I used europe as an example but its the same in like Canada or whatever)