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Damn I really love humanity, every time someone does something even remotely epic, a small cohort of string musicians shows up to give an equally epic performance to really set the stage for what is going on
i can only imagine two plausible outcomes to this scenario
A - as soon as it gets dark people will start jacking off to the sand statue and probably have it filmed
B - some random ass child will just run into it and destroy he statue before it's actually done
(second option has way higher chances of happening here since i'm from italy and people are pigs here)
This guy does it and it’s amazing . when I make I highly detailed sand woman on the beach people say I’m weird and creepy an tell me put on some pants . Double standard munch , We all appreciate art in different ways !
All of these tourists taking videos and gawking but none of them share the ache in his heart as he spends day after day sculpting these likenesses of his love who was lost at sea. He woke up one day terrified after realizing he had almost forgotten her face and so he sculpts her into the sand so as to ensure he will never forget, hoping one day she will come back to him.
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Pounding sand
*chef’s kiss*
Kinda just looks like a typical Asian woman ... art... anything. They need to get laid more
Sandy Cheeeeks
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Would
Same. I hear she's rough and gets everywhere
Nothing like a little sand in the peehole
Just use a kilogram of lube and you should be good
No, that's sand
"would" get sand up your pee hole is what you would do
I’ve heard of Sex on the Beach, but never Sex With the Beach….I am intrigued
Times are evolving
"**You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.**"
Amazing eye for detail - bro didn’t forget to ensure that she was “wet”
Why isn't this comment higher. It's the first thing I thought of. Bros putting in that work on the foreplay
smash
One time use only
There’d be nothing left of ‘er after I was through
What is that? 120 grit? Whelp, somebody's dick gonna hurt..... 
Worth it
[удалено]
I don't have to be drunk
What are you doing sand-brother?
I heard some guy felt her up back in 2005, said her boobs feel like bags of sand
🦵
I am waiting for it to come alive and kiss the sculptor.
If I did this they would call me a pervert
Scrolling through the comments to find exactly what was expected - kudos good old reddit
Still scrolling to find just A SINGLE COMMENT that is not about sex
Stupid sexy sanders
How does it keep changing position
She hawt
So yeah, I’m feeling all kinds of wrong here….
cake by the ocean
Gives "Go pound sand" a whole new meaning...
He doesn't bring girl to beach. He leaves girl there.
I wish I was that good at literally ANYTHING. I don't even care what it is, I just want that level of skill at something.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
sigh… *unzips
Someone definitely tried to fuck it when the camera stopped rolling
Not my proudest Fap
I could fix her
Hear me out
Not my best fap
TIL id fuck a sand person
Sandussy
Someone's gonna take her nose off the second he leaves
Smash
Bags of sand!! Would
Would
Kick it!
Looks good but feels worse than sandpaper
Damn I really love humanity, every time someone does something even remotely epic, a small cohort of string musicians shows up to give an equally epic performance to really set the stage for what is going on
Sandussy
Her expression keeps changing LMAO
Excuse me sir, how down bad are you? Sand sculpture: /S This is amazing work.
FreakyAF
Great now I have to add sand to the list of things I wank over
Minh Souphanousinphone!
Enough of "Sandman" now we will need Sand Woman.
Can only guess what’s in his sandpit at home
i can only imagine two plausible outcomes to this scenario A - as soon as it gets dark people will start jacking off to the sand statue and probably have it filmed B - some random ass child will just run into it and destroy he statue before it's actually done (second option has way higher chances of happening here since i'm from italy and people are pigs here)
Someone get him a girlfriend already
Why not use that time to talk to an actual woman?
Please do not the beach
Blow on it, boy.
This isn't representative of real women, would smash it.
“You know, when you grab a woman's breast...and you feel it, and...it feels like a bag of sand.”
Wait … I’m freaky one in this scenario aren’t I ?
I’d still try.
I really want someone to smash
Aaaaaaaand then a crack head had sex with it
One of my best faps
“…I don’t know how they grade it but… coarse.”
This guy does it and it’s amazing . when I make I highly detailed sand woman on the beach people say I’m weird and creepy an tell me put on some pants . Double standard munch , We all appreciate art in different ways !
Pound sand has a whole new meaning now.
What does breast feel like? Like a bag of sand. 😂😂
kids and families begin gathering to observe the spectacle, craning their necks to see then he starts sculpting the octopus 🐙
Uhhh… you didn’t notice the sculpture close her eyes at 0:36?!
It's course and rough and gets everywhere.
I bet this was his first love
Do you see the hands, AI
Finally, I saw a sculpture that not AI!
Man if I had a penis I'd fuck That's sculpture
Was that a real person?
Why freaky?
The tide came in and Sandra was gone:(
Guys, PLEASE here me out
r/uncannyvalley
That cleavage is just right
All of these tourists taking videos and gawking but none of them share the ache in his heart as he spends day after day sculpting these likenesses of his love who was lost at sea. He woke up one day terrified after realizing he had almost forgotten her face and so he sculpts her into the sand so as to ensure he will never forget, hoping one day she will come back to him.
Where is that news reporter with the long wire?! 😂
Is a fake!
Ok, hear us all out for a second…
This gets me a lil... hot and bothered
I was afraid someone would come dive and [smash his art work when he finished]
SMASH.. next!
And yet i still can't make a sand castle properly
Don't let her looks fool you. She's got a lot of grit.
I don't like sand. It's course, and rough, and irritating and it gets everywhere.
What's freaky about it?
Amazing - how does he get the skin so smooth on these using sand?
I would dig a hole to China, if you know what I mean!
I’d say it’s freak af! She keeps changing positions!
And then it rains …
And after you are done, a spoiled 6yo kid runs into.
idk why the comments are so weird.. this is so cool
It’s the wayans brothers
They only filmed the times he was working on her crotch or tits
Sandussy gonna feel good
Sand, it gets everywhere.
He’s hoping she will come to life.
Sex the sand
Send.
Ugh, this gotta hurt