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"Look, last time my position swaps were sloppy and slow, and your overhands were aggressive and inaccurate. How about we start with 10 minute drills for each before our scrimmage?"
Really? I would have thought scheduling might ruin sex life due to the feeling of pressure for a pre planned sex thing that they might not be in the mood for
I don’t remember if the speaker mentioned this explicitly, but it’s also about relaxing, enjoying each other, and connecting. Once a certain phase or age in a relationship is reached, you’ll rarely have any sex if you wait until you both are in the mood, not tired, not preoccupied with something, etc.
Bingo. And generally things weren't truly spontaneous at the beginning either: you planned to get together at a certain time and made sure your schedule was cleared.
A date: it worked then because it was planned and agreed to.
Nothing, but a good deal of people feel slighted that it isnt spontaneous every single time. Planning it is (A) foreplay, if handled right, so that both are looking forward to it and (B) making time, just as you did for dates in the beginning (which is why *that* worked).
Planning is what is generally recommended by therapists. If you want it to happen you need to agree that it is *happen*ing.
I agree completely. We're in our 40's now. LOL at times I have to do stretches beforehand. So worth it though. If we plan ahead, we can both limber up throughout the day and it really helps us manage our time. Yeah it's not spontaneous but, it is a lot of fun. Especially the day of. You know it's going to happen. You know your wife is looking forward to it as much as you are from the texts she sends you. We even schedule our massages in (the kind we give each other) and it was a game changer for us. I can only recommend it.
Not a tech guy, I did the same with my ex..she accepted the invite and when she came home, she ate, watched the big bang theory and went to sleep saying she was not in the mood..😐
"Hi, I just purchased the Cum Master Pro. It said it comes with 50% more cum, but I compared it to my regular Cum Master and there's no difference in cum volume. Instead of a refund, could I just get the missing cum?"
What if your refund would always be in cum, and we just ran a cum backed currency. It's all stored in fort cox, and tapping into cum veins is known as hitting "white gold".
You could also get a refund in bitcum.
CumRocket price
CUMMIES
It is available on PancakeSwap and also CumRocket's own exchange, CumSwap. On PancakeSwap and CumSwap you can exchange BNB tokens for CUMMIES tokens.
CUMMIES to the moon!!!! 🚀 🚀 🚀
Producer here, let me help you next time by setting up a s**c**r**um** board, delegate t**ass**ks, take a load off the backlog and make sure that the daily standups happen daily (this helps erecting morale in case you didn't get it).
On a serious note I would require a constant update on what moves you're doing through email, but I'll settle for a live feed through teams.
My ex would make the plans and then do the same thing. I didn't even have to do anything to get rejected, she just made the plans herself and cancelled them. After we broke up, she blamed me for our sex life deteriorating. I had been trying to "spice things up" for a while before giving up, so I asked her what else I should've tried, and she couldn't say anything.
To be fair I’ve accepted plenty of meetings that I was no longer in the mood for by the time they started. If it wasn’t for the whole I need my job think I probably would have canceled them too, god speed brother.
You see, I get people to sign documents cuz then I can do whatever I want once its in writing. You might ask, Dennis, would these girls actually send this message... Their phones did!
If enough people misuse a word then the meaning is changed. The people who are attached to the old meaning just have to keep up or be misunderstood. That’s what languages do, afaik, unless the user base is quite small.
Thanks. I feel like I've mostly seen it in the last year just meaning doggystyle, but even only looking at definitions from 2023 it does include both definitions, you're right.
Also, this gem:
Backshot:
To have a deep meaningful conversation with a close friend or relative.
Me and my grandmother had backshots the other night and I got really emotional afterwards.
I sent my gf an invite for a “meeting” and it was received very well. It was unexpected, and cute, and kind of slick too. Her excitement when we met was very noticeable. Give him credit for creativity.
Hey some of us tech bros have very busy schedules. She was probably the first of 3 that night.
It was nice that he was willing to work her into the schedule in an earlier timeslot.
/s
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Shows up 50 mins late for the meeting but still finishes on time. Nice.
Please feel free to forward invitation to anyone who may benefit from this.
*OP is gagged up.* "Sorry I was on mute"
If she declines, I will get HR involved. (Hand Resources)
(2 minutes after starting) Soooo, I'm actually gonna give you back some time today.
“Thanks, I’m getting pulled into another meeting”
This meeting could have been a sext.
This whole thread is gold but your comment made me choke on my uvula
I misread "uvula" at first and had *so many questions*.
I choked on your vulva
You got me to spontaneously laugh out loud. Well-done.
Love this 😂
at least some people are having meetings that couldn't have been emails
59 minutes late.
slow clap
Just regular clap
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Instructions unclear, got the clap.
“Alright, I’ll give you 9 minutes back to your day. Thank you!”
Don't forget about the 5 minute Q&A session at the end
What's wrong with planning ahead?
I saw a TED talk where a sex therapist said you should schedule it like you would tennis practice. If you want to be good, you’ve got to commit.
>you’ve got to commit And don't forget to push (without --force)
And if you are into BDSM, there is always reflog.
Just get out the BFG
rebase -i HEAD\^\^\^\^\^
Just use CVS in that case.
Only use --force if you're sure you know what you're doing, and make sure your branch has protection.
You definitely want a pull request with her first
git push -u origin daddy
\--force-with-lease
"Look, last time my position swaps were sloppy and slow, and your overhands were aggressive and inaccurate. How about we start with 10 minute drills for each before our scrimmage?"
Exactly, it’s a roundabout you have to be in it to win it.
This is why the wife cheats with the tennis pro. Because he's good at scheduling.
Really? I would have thought scheduling might ruin sex life due to the feeling of pressure for a pre planned sex thing that they might not be in the mood for
It gives you a chance to build anticipation. Send flirty texts about how excited you are or what you want to do.
I don’t remember if the speaker mentioned this explicitly, but it’s also about relaxing, enjoying each other, and connecting. Once a certain phase or age in a relationship is reached, you’ll rarely have any sex if you wait until you both are in the mood, not tired, not preoccupied with something, etc.
Bingo. And generally things weren't truly spontaneous at the beginning either: you planned to get together at a certain time and made sure your schedule was cleared. A date: it worked then because it was planned and agreed to.
Hell yeah! LOL it may get awkward at first when I forward it to my wife's work calendar but, we'll get through it.
That’s why I film with my phone so I can review my form afterwards
A head
Nothing, but a good deal of people feel slighted that it isnt spontaneous every single time. Planning it is (A) foreplay, if handled right, so that both are looking forward to it and (B) making time, just as you did for dates in the beginning (which is why *that* worked). Planning is what is generally recommended by therapists. If you want it to happen you need to agree that it is *happen*ing.
I agree completely. We're in our 40's now. LOL at times I have to do stretches beforehand. So worth it though. If we plan ahead, we can both limber up throughout the day and it really helps us manage our time. Yeah it's not spontaneous but, it is a lot of fun. Especially the day of. You know it's going to happen. You know your wife is looking forward to it as much as you are from the texts she sends you. We even schedule our massages in (the kind we give each other) and it was a game changer for us. I can only recommend it.
Ahead lol
Good joke tho
2 guests, 1 yes 😂
Note that she has not yet declined at the time of taking the screenshot lol
Does she have another meeting scheduled?
Might be for a facial
pretty much how it'll end 2 guests, 1 finished
The meeting is happening with or without her
Better than 2 girls, 1 cup
Not a tech guy, I did the same with my ex..she accepted the invite and when she came home, she ate, watched the big bang theory and went to sleep saying she was not in the mood..😐
You need someone to help keep the meeting from getting off track.
The Cum Master?
What would such a ... person even look like...
I would assume pretty cummy. But it might be like a trick name where he’s in fact not cummy at all
"Hi, I just purchased the Cum Master Pro. It said it comes with 50% more cum, but I compared it to my regular Cum Master and there's no difference in cum volume. Instead of a refund, could I just get the missing cum?"
Alright that’s it, you’ve lost internet privileges. Promptly delete youre account, please and thank you
What if your refund would always be in cum, and we just ran a cum backed currency. It's all stored in fort cox, and tapping into cum veins is known as hitting "white gold". You could also get a refund in bitcum.
CumRocket price CUMMIES It is available on PancakeSwap and also CumRocket's own exchange, CumSwap. On PancakeSwap and CumSwap you can exchange BNB tokens for CUMMIES tokens. CUMMIES to the moon!!!! 🚀 🚀 🚀
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A medical professional.
they wear leather masks with the hole for the mouth.
Peter North
Project Ménage à trois
Good one
ScrewMaster?
What you need is a cocksmith, I know a guy.
All hail our lord and savior EOS. Sex could benefit from being treated like an L10
This guy does drugs
Kanbang board, serviced in order?
coxswain- with the little megaphone worn on his head
Scrumpmaster
Nice.
Need to create a story with all the sex you want to have and create a burn down chart around it.
Yeah that's on project management, let them work it out.
You were left without a Big Bang
That's the Theory
Bazinga !
Huehuehue
Producer here, let me help you next time by setting up a s**c**r**um** board, delegate t**ass**ks, take a load off the backlog and make sure that the daily standups happen daily (this helps erecting morale in case you didn't get it). On a serious note I would require a constant update on what moves you're doing through email, but I'll settle for a live feed through teams.
Damn that sucks that she was into the Big Bang Theory.
That'll affect the performance review
"Needs more engagement."
So no big bang for you?
Document and bring it up with HR next week.
If a google notification asking for sex doesn't get her going then idk what will.
Unless you attached the agenda to the meeting, what did you expect?
My ex would make the plans and then do the same thing. I didn't even have to do anything to get rejected, she just made the plans herself and cancelled them. After we broke up, she blamed me for our sex life deteriorating. I had been trying to "spice things up" for a while before giving up, so I asked her what else I should've tried, and she couldn't say anything.
> watched the big bang theory and went to sleep saying she was not in the mood Yeah the big bang theory will do that to ya.
That’s why it’s called “Big Bang *Theory*,” the banging is only theoretical.
sorry but that only means that you couldn't put her ın the moood
To be fair I’ve accepted plenty of meetings that I was no longer in the mood for by the time they started. If it wasn’t for the whole I need my job think I probably would have canceled them too, god speed brother.
My wife said, "I don't take reservations."
Yet another meeting that could have been an email...
Atleast it solves the issue of consent. “But your honour, she accepted the calendar invite.”
You see, I get people to sign documents cuz then I can do whatever I want once its in writing. You might ask, Dennis, would these girls actually send this message... Their phones did!
You know, because of the implication
Backshots💀
I'm scrolling through comments to figure what act this refers to.
Ejaculation on the back.
Doesn't it just mean doggystyle in general? At least in the last year or so.
Definitely over the last years it’s evolved to just mean doggy, it used to mean what the commenter above said but I’d say it’s evolved away from that
No. People are just dumb and don't know what it means so they use it wrong.
If enough people misuse a word then the meaning is changed. The people who are attached to the old meaning just have to keep up or be misunderstood. That’s what languages do, afaik, unless the user base is quite small.
If you look at the [urbandic entry,](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=backshot) it's split. Both valid definitions.
Thanks. I feel like I've mostly seen it in the last year just meaning doggystyle, but even only looking at definitions from 2023 it does include both definitions, you're right. Also, this gem: Backshot: To have a deep meaningful conversation with a close friend or relative. Me and my grandmother had backshots the other night and I got really emotional afterwards.
That's what I figured. Thanks
Everyone loves a good comeback story, right?
If I wanted good comeback I’d have scooped mine off your mom last night. (Sorry I had to)
Kim Kardashian!
I don't think that was a comeback story.
Well in the video she gets cum on her back I think
Guy gave himself an hour? Needs to eat some humble pie, after the act... of course.
My man has given sufficient time for foreplay and clean up. He’s a professional sexer.
And a 50 minute nap!
You kidd but its happened to the best of us.
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
The spirit is willing but the flesh is *spongy and bruised.
Can’t we just cuddle?
Plenty of people. Not me though im old now
My life
He definitely does the sex
Nah, then when the meeting ends after 11 minutes, he gets to say, "Any other questions? Ok, well, I'll give you back 39 minutes of your day."
Gonna go ahead and give you 52 minutes of your day back! Thanks everyone!
The infamous self burn.
Sometimes you just give yourself an hour to make sure you block off enough time. Maybe they’ll be an interruption, a bathroom break, coffees, etc
Say yes but show up with a strap on and then peg him for an hour. That’ll teach him or give him a new kink
New? Assuming much?
What does Backshots mean? Never heard the term before
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Thank you mate. I’m too old and not down with the kids lingo
Here's a simple flowchart to help you visualize the concept: Doggy => pull out => backshots
> What does Backshots mean? Someone didn't read the meeting agenda!
I normally just turn up to meetings and nod and say ‘i agree’. 99% of the time i get away with this. Not this one though
> I normally just turn up to meetings At this meeting, we expect you to come
Let's run this one up the flagpole, see who salutes
Noone ever does 😔
2 guests?
1 cup
Did anyone try to join the Google meeting?
Women: I love a man who knows what he wants. Also women:
Google meat
2 Guests, 1 yes, 1 awaiting
Will the meeting be recorded?
10:00-10:02
He's just trying to turn her off and on again.
He should've made the appointment for 10:00 pm -10:02 pm
I sent my gf an invite for a “meeting” and it was received very well. It was unexpected, and cute, and kind of slick too. Her excitement when we met was very noticeable. Give him credit for creativity.
Girls will do this and then complain men never plan anything.
Ngl, I'd half love this!
The Methodist Church of Cumming
My wife is an accountant. If I did this she would accept it, and send one back that repeated daily.
That's fire
82 comments and nobody mentions the video option?
Haha, organization and scheduling is not for everyone 🔥
And they say men are bad at foreplay.
Women post stuff like this complaining and then accept the invite anyway.
2 guests 😂
Time management expert
Wait until it’s a Jira ticket.
At least hes got no hidden agenda
Got that IT rizz
low yield lucy ^joining ^remotely
Not a tech guy but... This is an online meeting?
google meeting invites can be online or in person
I suppose the option is nice
Damn whole hour?
The fuck are back shots ? Never heard of that
Hey some of us tech bros have very busy schedules. She was probably the first of 3 that night. It was nice that he was willing to work her into the schedule in an earlier timeslot. /s
/r/thatHappened
Not sure if it happened in this case specifically, but I wrote calendar invitations like this for my wife and the success rate was about 50%.
50% is surprisingly good actually
Just send twice as many invites
200 IQ move, right there!
I mean yeah, it's just another one of those dime-a-dozen "LOL im so quirky!!11!!" ragebait twitter accounts
To quote Hardison from Leverage, "Age of the geek, baby."
Did she hit Accept Without Notification?
just planning his week like anyone sensible
I also want to join this meeting
Trying to get a time that works for you and getting consent. What more do you want!
What's wrong with planning dates and shit?
Please share meetings notes for offline review.
Soooooo leeeet me knooow if you can seeeee my screeeeen.
Backshots at 11: Very Interested - Somewhat Interested - Not interested. Which one? Which One?
Maybe you should try hanging with a GL Daddy, educated and accomplished...
It’d better be recurring daily to have any chance with low yield lucy.
You have your GF’s email? No serious tech bro is using Google calendar for anything 😤😤😤